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1219755 No.1219755[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Post your suits.

I'm interviewing at a Private Equity firm tomorrow, how do I look?

>> No.1219763

post ass

>> No.1219775

>>1219755
I'd suck your cock. Got a pic of it hard? No homo

>> No.1219783

I hope you're not planning on going to the interview flaccid. Its like having a limp handshake

>> No.1219796
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1219796

Here's me, rate

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>>1219755
If you're going to prove that you're ready for high-stakes, winner-take-all, business you have to show up with warpaint, a good suit, and your cock out so they know you're always ready to fuck.

>> No.1219803

MOAR

>> No.1219808
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1219808

>>1219803

>> No.1219809

>welcome to /biz/

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>> No.1219823

That's a nice suit op but I have to ask. Who wants to see this?

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1219825

>>1219823
I do

>> No.1219867

>>1219808
WOOF

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1219868

sage for promotions!

>> No.1220006

looking good OP! Tell us how it went!

>> No.1220072

>>1219755
This is probably the gayest thread I've ever seen. Reaffirms my opinion that corporate suits are mainly circle-jerking rimjob experts, whose sole criteria for advancement is eating as much asshole/sucking as much dick as possible.

Makes me feel better about opening my /biz/ suggested dick-sucking buziness, and capturing the profits myself.

>> No.1220318

>>1220072
>I'm gonna suck off all those faggot corporate fatcats
>That'll teach them a lesson

>> No.1220321

>>1220072
>This is probably the gayest thread I've ever seen.
first day on 4chan?