/biz/ - Business & Finance

>orange man bad

Nice pump, bulls

HOWEVER

another green day bears BTFO

>he bought?

>>12191023
fucking Australian posters

and people forgot about the fed news already

I started on RH like 3 months ago buying boomer ETFs. Only like $1000. Should I just sell and go all in crypto/cash and then buy back when were far down?

embrace it

>>12191004
me got played like fiddle today
quite humiliating actually

its gonna be a long weekend of self reflection and regret and analyze

>>12191005

shaken not stirred

>>12191036
Consider shorting instead

ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>under 2470
motherfucker dumped again? why? who the fuck is in charge with this shit

>>12191022
>Nice pump, bulls

Remember when OPEC said they would cut production to raise prices? They always fucking lie.

I am so happy and grateful now - that money comes to me, in increasing quantities through multiple sources on a continuous basis.


https://youtu.be/1bCG5_qzUV0

Fuck this market.

Can you bulls please start a rally so I can short at a higher price? I’m don’t want to short here

>>12191018
Unironically this time.

Good luck everyone.

https://youtu.be/v96wkt38EU8

>>12191097
there are no bulls here, they left a long time ago

>fudge orange cheeto
You managed to not get a single meme right. Congratulations!

pic related bulls

lmao what the fuck is happening?

pic related bears

$246 is getting tested hard, if we break here the buyers have truly left for the year and it's all ogre.

>>12191059

Kek, is that OC?

This is the bottom of the day.

DAILY REMINDER MY NAME IS JOHN AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU HERE AND YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS THAT BOW DOWN TO ME.

>no ones defending trump anymore

>>12191208
But isn't he withdrawing troops from the middle east? Isn't that good?

>>12191219
it's good for the rest of the world, but it's bad for the US, so it's bad for the rest of the world

>>12191018
anon, I....

>>12191234
Does this decrease our taxes or are we still paying for this fucks to take a vacation?

>>12191208
Because conservatives actually have jobs and don't have time to shitpost you commie fucker?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

my autism edition

>>12191201
Tha world is mine nigga get back
Dont fuck with my stack the gage is racked
About to drop the bomb I am tha motherfuckin don
Big fish in a small pond
Now tha feds wanna throw the book at the crook
But I shook they worm and they hook
Guppies hold they breath they wanna miss me
When Iam tipsey
Runnin everything WEST of the Mississippi
Its the unseen pullin strings wit my pinky ring
We got your woman so pucker up
FO we fuck her up
Bow down before I make a phone call
Got 25 niggaz runnin up on ya'll
Fo the cheese we want them keys
Everybody freeze on ya knees butt naked please
Before any of you guppies get heart
Nigga rewind my part and....(Bow Down)

>>12191208
It is kinda funny. If this thread openly mocking Trump was made even a few months ago it would have been swarming with trunptards saying all sorts of nasty things lol. I remember how many /pol/ trunplets used to post in this thread.

Hopefully they lost all their money by now.

>TME

Is golden today. Buy buy buy

>>12191208
what's your disability lmao

What the eff is happening to mid cap mutuals?

Where do I go for more info? Will this get worse once the govt shuts down?

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any profits? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

Hey, what day when markets close next week?

>>12191236
well if you want the truth, the first tax cut was not to benefit us. year over year housing costs were approaching the point of crisis so the tax cut gave people enough money back to avoid the foreclosure domino effect, and it held off the crisis so trump wouldn't need to deal with it.

in reality this shutdown is especially bad since he's going against his own party. even if the old white male senators want to lower your taxes, they can't because of this man.

>>12191264
Pic related

>>12191247
kek i got pulled over in high school driving through a neighborhood playing that cd for disturbing the peace. cop said "i don't like that song." nothing happened since i'm white but i would unironically do the same thing targeting black kids now if i was cop.

>>12191269
monday, christmas eve half day open in nyse and 25th day closed everywhere

>>12191264
Imagine recession concerns as someone fishing with dynamites

As first, you get small dead fish and then the fish get bigger and bigger

>>12191243
me remember being assaulted by /pol/ tards every day when the econmommy was doing good
now they no where to be found kek

>>12191249
this

>>12191259
w-what d-disability @_@

>>12191266
Based BIG GUY Chad of the Fed Reserve

>rates go high
>stocks go low

how does anyone in their sane mind would even consider selling their stocks and instead giving the money to the bank on deposit just because the rates gone up by 0,5%?

when will this meme end?

>>12191356
Uncle Powell is the strict relative who is harsh on children but only wants them to grow into good and responsible people

>>12191329
>>12191293
>>12191264
Oohhhhh this is yesterday's reaction when Powell decided to geld the bull, right?

I don't understand how mutual's numbers are delayed like that.

>>12191355
I really doubt orange man is going to get reelected if things keep going like this
I don't think anyone is happy with him, except for a small portion of boomer neocons

>>12191400
that would be rather unusual

>>12191380
Imagine being this stupid.

>>12191400
GW got reelected in a shit economy. he started a war and presidents rarely change in middle of war knowing that,

>>12191219
Its not really the best decision considering the state we're leaving things in if we do. ISIS is not defeated and theres a larger geopolitical mess now than there was when we first entered.

Its kinda like finding out your neighbor is fighting his kids and stepping in to help, so you pussyfoot around the dad instead of actually solving the problem, get him pissed off and publicly embarrased, take the kids in at your house only to find out your dumb ass doesnt actually have the means to support his 11 offspring. Meanwhile dad's been getting crazier and drunker day by day and stocking up on weapons. Releasing the kids back to the dad at that point is pretty fucked up. A smarter move would have been to make the man see the error in his ways and empowering the kids to defend themselves instead of destabilizing shit and leaving everyone out to dry.

I am so happy and grateful now - that money comes to me, in increasing quantities through multiple sources on a continuous basis...


https://youtu.be/1bCG5_qzUV0

>>12191005
Anyone else not feeling shorting as just generally? It feels like a filthy thing to do, like rooting for a recession is some Bill Maher tier faggotry, I have barely shorted at all. I guess that is why I'm staying poor while everyone shorts SPY down to 200.

>>12191208
Guess there is a lower bound to human retardation

>>12191422
Stay poor faggot

>>12191437
t. poor faggot

The boomers are selling their retirement as they cant into safe investments.
We have exceeded mean growth rates on the markets for a few years, this was bound to happen.
The fed will be blamed and hopefully dissolved. US will go back to gold and silver backed currency and renig on all foreign investments into our debt. The world economy will crash leaving us at the top of the food chain.
RKG was right all along.

>>12191419
When he got reelected, most people in the US was still thought invading the Middle East was justified, 9/11 was a very recent memory

>>12191236
>Does this decrease our taxes
Where do you think you are?

>>12191380
Ae you stupid? Rates up means corporations cant lend free money anymore and overall the influx of money into the system slows down. This slows growth of business and thus stocks tank. There is no more profit to be made so bag holders sell off to make money elsewhere and smart people go short now and make bank. Im up 2% today because my puts make more money then my stocks loose.

>>12191420
>Its not really the best decision considering the state we're leaving things in if we do.
You're right. I'm sure with 17 more years of occupation, the middle east would start to suck a little less.

>>12191422
>It feels like a filthy thing to do
why

>>12191422
Hoping for something and realizing something is going to happen regardless of what you personally want are different things.

So I'm gonna give you guys a huge clue to how you should buy stocks and not lose any money. Divide your buying power by 512 and that's the maximum price per share of stock you should invest in.

>>12191459
But anon, what about options.

Any oldfags around? Will there be liquidity in options if a 2008 style crash happens?

Welp, more capital losses going on the tax return next year.

>>12191400

You are discounting the chaos candidate vote. I think Trump is going to lose/not run 2nd go around, but I will vote for him if he does, for ending wars in middle east and grenading DC swamp politics.

>>12191472
small specs like us are at the advantage in those times. Our piddly 1-2 contract bids can fluctuate the bid/ask as the big boys cant fill their 100 lots orders on the floor.

>>12191459

Gov shutdown when?

>>12191452
At the very least we should work to leave the shit the way we found it.

>>12191442
t. Unironically at best middle class faggot

>>12191459
That is completely arbitrary and retarded
Price per share doesn't make any difference (if anything, a smaller price would make you lose more, since penny stocks are more volatile than other stocks)

>>12191243
>Because conservatives actually have jobs
nice joke

>>12191355
>>12191400
fucking put your trips on faggots.

This isn't Trump's fault. What the FED did for the past 10 years was criminal.

>>12191400
>trump
>neocon

u wat m8?

>>12191452
Post-Cold War american foreign policy has generally been retarded, but the US leaving the Middle East is extreme. It feels like the dogma of US foreign policy is being reverted to non-interventionism for the first time after ~70 years.

>>12191355

any one else looking to swing NIO when it hits 6

>>12191443
>Thinks fed can be dissolved...
Not gonna make it

>>12191503

seal

>>12191504
He is literally queer. Don't pay attention to him.

TRUMPLING DOWN
TRUMPLING DOWN
TRUMPLING DOOOOWN

SPY about to dump hard. Buy puts.

>>12191497
Lol pimpin' and dealin' dont count nigger

#MAGA

>>12191443
is rkg still alive?

>>12191393
Your mutual shit follows the market
My bioshit PF is getting JUSTed so hard rn

>>12191551
She is everywhere and yet no where
She is everything and yet nothing

Is there an argument to be made for the next crash being anywhere near ‘08 level? All I read is that banks are nowhere as leveraged so the next one won’t be as severe.

>>12191551
He is.

>>12191545
>mfw red states are the biggest welfare recipients

>>12191559
there's a little RKG in all of us

>>12191400
>I really doubt orange man is going to get reelected if things keep going like this
Both parties are going to send in their most Milquetoast candidates that will get ripped apart by both extremes.
>I don't think anyone is happy with him, except for a small portion of boomer neocons
yikes post WW2 politics are dying. All the neocons are all retiring/dying. John Mcane and GHW both symbolized this.

aaaaaaand we are still green

>>12191036
I am a young investor as well. Bear markets are scary for people who have built up large positions and need to sell but since I'm only 24 right now my strategy is just to cost average downwards at 2k/month and not worry about selling anything for a few years. Think of it as a buying opportunity.

>>12191551
She's in this thread right now, my guy

Dont forget to buy in before the Santa rally starts

>>12191567
>Mfw red states are southern states.
>mfw southern states are where niggers live.

>>12191565
>he

>>12191585
>ctrl+f
>no rkg

>>12191587
>Santa rally

>Still using Facebook

This is how you know you are either an incredibly self absorbed zoomer or an out of the times boomer desperately clinging onto the past. In both cases, you are doomed to live a failed life. Plebs cannot change.

Fucking DRUMPF and fucking FED

>>12191552
Sooooo it's probably going to get worse before it gets better, IF it gets better, and I should leave my cash on the sidelines and watch the bloodbath?

>>12191611
Shampoo is unironically better though.

>>12191611

I wish I could do something with my 401k instead of watch it dwindle faster than pretzels at a bar.

>>12191639

>>12191658
Keep hodling like a retard

All my normie investment friends were talking about the "santa rally" after the first dip and were all patting themselves on the back as it rallied into perfect shorting opportunity, poor bastards..

Today is quad witching BTW, so the market is extra fucky. VIX futures were the only smart hedge today.

>>12191420
>Israeli Secret Intelligence Services not defeated
Boo fucking hoo

>>12191591

Don't bother with real statistics, normies regurgitating plebbit-facts are immune to black-pilled logic. Like democracy being unsustainable with a population average IQ under 90.

>>12191580

This is the strategy to take, but you better not wimp out if the market keeps falling, even if it goes down 50%+.

Jews and Democrats dumping the market to pin it on GEOTUS. Hold strong and don't fall for their tricks.

deans gonna flippening gopro

Imagine being a perma bull tard

If you MUST trade something I'd go with FOXA little bugger barely moves but has insane volume. Wonder why?

>>12191692
We have to be thankful for the perma bulls. When we short some one has to pay us.

>>12191689
imagine being this retarded

DUMP! IN THE NAME OF YAWEH AND ZION! I COMMAND THEE! DUMP!

*bzzzzzzz*
*bzzzzzzz*
>hello?
uh bulls, it's for you.

>>12191707
I can't believe you said that...

remember to have a plan, even it's just a rough sketch. it'll help you through whatever happens.

>>12191658
SQQQ motherfucker

>>12191591
top 4 welfare queens
>New mexico 70% white
>West virginia 93.6% white
>Mississippi 60% white
>Alabama 70% white

Lowest welfare recipients
>California 37% white
>texas 33.7% white
>new york 57% white

>244
it's ogre

>>12191738
based

>>12191744
Deplorables get rekt

>>12191730
>clicks ignore

Just fuck my shit up.

>>12191744
>not factoring in population percentages
typical libtard

>>12191764
At least it cant get any worse

When do I sell SQQQ? Or do I just keep holding for a couple months?

>>12191731
Holy shit it worked

keep buying no matter what, this dip is awesome

cheapies for all of us if you have iron hands, do you friends?

KO is saving my day

>>12191776
now do you know the power of the satsui no hado

>>12191774
todays a good day to sell, we could have a oversold rally from here.

then just buy back in when its lower, but theres also the risk it doesnt go lower from here...

>>12191781
iron hands reporting in. i've sold 5 stocks in the past 5 years. i don't anticipate selling anything i', currently holding for at least another 5 years

cant belive how much cheapies I can load up. Bears are stupid

My facepalm and netshits puts have reached escape velocity and all my bags are about to become weightless.

Dammit doesn't look like GE will ever go even sub 6.50 this year.

>>12191788
I want to sell around $20 today, if I can.
I just really really want to be in it for the flash crash...

>>12191800
cope

>>12191788
>>12191808
samesies anon, but i think my digits confirm. sell today, maybe just before we hit 20

>>12191800
I’m up 10% and will buy back in again. Who’s stupid now

As I stand, amongst the carcass of bulls, I realise,
FUCK TRUMP

>>12191808
also consider EPV for shorting Europe

>>12191633
if you are not invested, yeah, step aside
Otherwise, hodl

>>12191817
Didn't even notice the digits.
Yeah I'll sell today and buy the next rally.

Should I cut my losses and just sell everything I've lost money on. As a Bong I was going to hold out until Brexit and cash out when the pound was weak but I don't know if I want to risk that.

>>12191744
>nigs are 13% of the population
>commit 52% of murders
>use 37% of public housing.

>>12191806
their aviation business is still good or something like that

How come it's either the NASDAQ or the DJIA that let's BTFO the most? Why is S&P always in the middle

>>12191848
god speed anon

Nasdaq dumping so hard wtf, no end to this

How big do you think that recall will affect Fords overall earnings?

looks like we hit a rich vein of stop losses

BY TALMUDIC POWER
BEARS OF THE DOW I OFFER THEE, A DAYS WAGE
BEARS OF THE DAX I OFFER THEE, A DAYS WAGE
BEARS OF NIKKEI I OFFER THEE, A DAYS WAGE
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, IN THE NAME OF YAWEH LET FORTH THE SOUR HOUR

>>12191854
Nasdaq is zoomer tech shit.
Dow Jones is boomer value shit.

S&P combines both so it balances out.

wew lads

it's over
poor people will storm the white house demanding trump's head in 3 months top

>>12191851
>sell

BOUNCE
Bear is over, Bulls enter the fray!

>>12191707
>>12191776
You motherfucker.

>>12191870
>poor people
>owning stocks

pick one

>>12191870
Please happen, really sick of peace. I just want to watch the world burn at this point

Guys, is it time to buy puts in Dow Jones?

>>12191884
Kys

Daily reminder not to buy Normie Stocks

Normie stocks include

>facebook
>Apple
>Google
>SNAP
>disney

>>12191702
Fair enough
bless those poor wretches

>>12191893
No u

>>12191046
>>12191580
I just bought puts for a bunch of tech companies I personally believe aren't worth shit. Sold off some stocks but also kept the few I really like

My boy MSFT is back to the 90s range. FUCKKKKK

why is the DUDE WEED getting rekt??!

>>12191894

>disney

I would rather invest on IQ then sjw crap that is losing money.

Why does it always trick me by being green when I wake up, and then back into red mode a few hours later?

>>12191913
because in bear town random high risk positions are the first casualties

>>12191668
>all my normie investment friends

lol k.

>>12191894
>>12191917
I think Ford is gonna be one of the best buys for the next crash.
They're suppose to start rolling out self driving tech in 2021

>>12191936
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jeanbaptiste/2018/11/06/ford-to-go-bankrupt-in-the-next-recession-tesla-ceo-says/

>>12191920
I know that feel. This head faking has been going on months. You'd think I'd learn to sell these fucking rallies and buy back later, but nope. I hold like a chump and watch my money evaporate.

>>12191905
>owning a literal poo in loo company

>>12191889
*calls

>>12191867
Why is it not working? Is it because I'm uncut?

YOU MAY NOT HAVE MY FORESKIN! A DAYS WAGE IS ALL YOU SHALL HAVE!

why arent you guys shorting everything?this is ganna be at least an 8 month downtrend

Im not a stock fag but my dad said there was some kind of a crash? Is this a buying op? Someone give me a quick rundown?

I think I just saw Santas Sleigh fly by but instead of reindeers its Bulls

>>12191954
Cause this price action, I want some dead cat shekels.

>>12191945
Dude if your investment is up even 1% that's great. You're supposed to set stop losses at half your profit percentage if your making money.

>>12191686
>Don't bother with real statistics, normies regurgitating plebbit-facts are immune to black-pilled logic. Like democracy being unsustainable with a population average IQ under 90.
I feel like the opposite is true. As far as the governing body is concerned, a population with higher IQ is more likely to impede operations of a democratic government because they can see and produce moves that increase odds of a win or draw in vote. Meanwhile the dumber population is just happy to participate because they think their individual voices are being heard and dont take the time to consider how the overall game works.
Kind of like how a game of chess, checkers, or even tic-tac -toe between two non retard players just leads to lengthy games of nulling each other out. Translated to poltics, this means no progress unless you miraculously are voting on an issue that everyone in the high IQ population can all agree on.

>>12191954
Is it weird that almost everyone here is short? I hate following the crowd

>>12191960
For the past 10 years the whole stock market has been propped up on bullshit to make Obongo look like King Nigger. Now they're going to start charging juice on future free money, while also selling off all the shit that they bought with the 10 trillion dollars. The full effects of this are not yet known because nobody here can really look back into history at a time this has happened. In the mean time feel free to take a seat and enjoy the ride.

AhHhHhHh

>>12191960
That depends on the stock you wanna buy, I'll post some quick numbers for ya if you say the ticket.

>>12191973

Hive Mind: How Your Nation's IQ Matters So Much More Than Your Own

- Garett Jones

>>12191943
wow.. an article talking about a for bk.. wonder who they got info from... oh.. Fords competitor Tesla?

ok

>>12191020
Thinking about printing and framing this

BULLRUN

>>12191507
>US foreign policy is being reverted to non-interventionism for the first time after ~70 years.
That's a good thing.

>>12191986
Don't forget Bush deregulated the banks setting up the worst financial crisis in history. Also main street bailed out wall street and not the other way around
We all share the blame here fren

BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL

BUY THIS DIP

I can't wait for Real estate and stocks to lose half their value overnight, and BTC goes up to 100k. It'll be the single biggest Fuck You to the boomers I can possibly think of

Unlike the Boomers, the Zoomers who have lived through the 2008 financial crisis know the American Dream is a Jewish sham, they know FIAT and fractional reserve banking is a sham. We believe in deflationary currency, something that will hold its value and in fact increase in value over time, as well as our incomes increasing over time. We will be the new golden age of savers, to rid this world of corrupt degenerate nihilistic selfish boomers who needlessly spent all their money on mcmansions, new cars every 3 years, luxury furniture, etc. etc.

ZOOMERS RISE UP!

>>12192007
I wanna see how the tree-hugging liberals spin this one to make it look like a terrible mistake.

>>12191992
I dont really know stocks all that well but I would say Amazon?? Market cap seems low

>>12192021
>We believe in deflationary currency
yeah that's good for an economy

>>12191838
I am invested, but not nearly as much as I am sitting on the sidelines.

It's sooooo fucking down though. Will I really get a better opportunity in the next year?

>>12191894
I'm buying more aapl if it hits 151
Fugggg bros I don't know what I'm in for.

Whew lads, glad I sold AMZN when I did, saved over $100 from just today

Should have bought more VIIX on quadrouple expiration Friday though

>>12192015
It's not Bush's fault stupid people took out loans they had no business repaying. Furthermore I still believe the bailouts should have never happened and those banks who did take the fucking money should have went the way of Leeman Bros.

>>12192032
>Will I really get a better opportunity in the next year?
why do you ask strangers on the internet to predict the future? boggles the mind

Fucking go up or crash, this is boring

>>12192029
Then just use OMG/XLM whatever cross borders payments processing app

You guys know u can short right?

>>12192020

nah dude short the market when its ~30% down dude

>>12192054
What's even more compelling is the fact that boomers *pay* strangers for investment advice.

>>12192021
>We believe in deflationary currency
Yeah, explain to me again how bitcoin will reward miners when block rewards run out and evrything is off chain? BTC will never be deflationary

>>12192052
Deregulation means no govt oversight... No govt oversight means greedy loan officers pushing their products to make money... You can have a game without a referree and expect everyone to play by the rules...

>>12192021

Real estate stocks have lost half their value where the fuck have you been?

>>12192020
buy the dip

fuck drumf

Im going to be waiting 20-30 years for Conagra brands to recover

>>12192047
Holding bags?

>>12192020

>>12192021
>Zoomers lived through the 2008 recession but somehow boomers didn't

Are you retarded

>>12191954
at some point large investors are going to see the value in some of these companies like AAPL thats being ignored because of silly fears of low iphone sales that make push smol specs to sell.

anything below 15 p-e is historically low compared to the s&p 500 average.

fundamentals are strong. cliche but its true

>>12192086
It's fucking buyer beware. If I tell you this tincture I have will give you the big ass boner if you drink it, but it's really just my piss and some leaves, but you still buy it and drink it. I should not have to go to jail for your fucking stupidity.

>>12192021
replacing one sham with thousands of different shams wont really help

>>12192052
agreed, DB should have died a decade ago

we are seeing the effects of the ten year long "emergency" financial policies from 2008 expiring now

see >>12185148
>commerzbank insider here, just wanted you guys to know that this isnt the dip, deutsche bank is going to collapse within months unless someone does something, and its the definition of too big to fail (and too big to bail)
>
>germany are currently ham fisting some new laws through to try and merge them with us in one last bid to save the market, but it isnt going to work
>
>we are just as fucked, and theres no plan beyond that.
>
>theyre creating a monster bigger then anything then crossing their fingers that everything magically fixes, but in reality its just going to make it even more unsalvagable.

cant wait for financial crash 2.0: no bailouts edition

>>12192047
in for a sweet right back up to 220

>>12191236
No they just get their checks late. Its retarded

>>12192136
are you saying buying any individual equities in the SP500 that trade under the SP500 PE ratio in general is a value buy?

>>12192136
a reasonable p/e and avg debt-equity ratio should stop the drops, but it just fuckin doesnt. there are low debt companies just fucking dropping nonstop when interenst nrates are insiginifcant to operations. its all fucked

>>12191005
It's a bear market not a twink market, so spread those buttcheeks wide, boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

>>12191998
The book argues for explanations in differences between the status of countries as a result of average IQ. Do you care to explain your point and how it relates to how democracy is unsustainable with a subset of low IQ individuals? Because I'd rather trust the dozens of known truths in basic game theory.

>>12192165
That's not true. Just because they've always included the back pay as part of the continued resolution. Doesn't mean that's always going to be the case.

>>12192167

broad market volatility.

Even gold tanked, it’s quite literally people sperging out. Once the melt up happens the shorts will be squeezed out and we will go sideways for another year.

>>12192200
Yeah bur when is the government going to choose not to pay itself? Not gonna happen

Not even my Dividend frens or Hedges can stop this JUSTing

>>12192025
I don't think you can afford that but here are some numbers representing the top five percentages AMZN has dropped from the daily open price in the last month, bear in mind it possible it's done worse in the year. Pardon resolution shit phone.

>>12192124
Probably just meant that zoomlennials got screwed and Boomers didn't, but my dad went bankrupt and I know that lots of Boomers ate it in 2008 too. Its just their primary investment went back up and ours (college) really got worse.

>>12192165
Don't hate us cause you ain't us.

Give me my vacation! Shut it down, orangeman!

>>12192217
probably the same time that congress passes term limits for reps and senators.

SOMEONE TALK ME OUT OF GOING BALLZ DEEP IN URTY RIGHT NOW

>>12192103
Who else here /CAG'd/?

>>12191005
Buy MRIN retards, im up almost 200% this week while everything else is being destroyed, read a bit about the new deal they signed with googled, expect this stock to reach 30-40$ in a couple of months

Anybody else got the big ass boner from shorting gold today?

Is this the last day the markets are open for 2018?

What do you guys think will happen in 2019?

>>12192166
not always, but i do use it as a benchmark when valuing individual stocks

Compare WTI with s&p from 2007 to 2010, and over the last year or so. Looks like oil precedes the overall market down both times.

>>12192245
>-1.4 beta
>low market cap
>was trading in 2$ range a few days ago.
This stock terrifies me to the core.

i make 1k a week selling items that aren't even allowed to bee sold on ebay. how can they bee this stupid.

what the fuck I am losing money!!

>>12192340
only if you sell. HODL 4EVER

>>12192335
That's nice I guess

>>12192340
just buy more and cost average down

>>12192150
>>12192109
Fuggg I hate the lack continuity or even minimal certainty. When you play blackjack you at least know the odds.

>trump talking about shutdown
Speaking of lacking continuity. Is he really drug free? He sounds like an old drunk.

>>12192241
not even leveraged Etfs have justed me like this

>>12192366
Hodlgang Hodlgang Hodlgang Hodlgang

>>12192348
>>12192366
its people like you I hang around with at the bar and next thing you know im a bit less wealthy

fug fuck this market FUCK!

>>12192378
Trump must be a drunk if he listened to Erdogan over Mattis

>>12192340

Short the bottom
buy the top

>>12192326
Read about the ad revenue sharing deal retard, its not all about technicals, this is why you zoomers fail to make money on the stock market.

>>12192402
Nah man just let other people deal with it. Let Russia sink their funds into the Middle East. Silly Russians making the same mistake GW made lol.

>>12192363
it is nice thank you. i've defeated the ebay bots that patrol the website and now im king ebay prescription seller.

HAHAHA +40% in 4 hours shorting the fucking gold.

>>12192451
>getting a boner over $20
well done

Oh the bear outside is frightful
But the dump is so delightful
And since we've all money in crypto
Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn
Man it doesn't show signs of stoppin'
And I brought me some FAANGS for poppin'
The stocks are turned way down low
Let it dump, let it dump, let it dump
While i kiss her good-night
I'll see boomers die out in the storm
But since asian pussy is so tight
I'll be comfy and I'll be warm
And the fiat scam is slowly dying
And these cuck are still buying
But as long as I have my blockfolio
Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn

>>12192442
>he doesn't know they're building a file on him
Hope your getting paid through crypto or something

Is there any downside to $HYD 4% yield with only 1-2% price fluctuations, im missing something right?

What the fuck is going on????

>>12192485
Algos running the market. Everyone is just watching. Like setting two football teams to play each other in a video game.

Dip buying knife catching whatever. I'm going in hard. This has to violently bounce very soon.

Slammed a hefty amount of cash in to Canada Goose, too. It's way oversold. Last earnings were great and guidance was expected to get even better at current pace. So fuck it.

FUCK IT LETS GO

>>12192422
Listen up well dude, It's cool you're making 200% on that, but I am telling you that if you are then you need to get out fast and stop trading for like a year. Those kinds of gains happen once in a lifetime.

>>12192465
i don't actually sell prescription medication. i sell something that looks like medication but has a vague description and maybe is or maybe isn't prescription medication. as long as your vague enough with your listings it seems like ebay just doesn't give a fuck

>>12192500
speaking of which I've started using salty bet to sooth my degenerate gambling needs.

Did big5fag kill himself?

>>12191005
I'm posting this again to let all of you retards know, BUY MRIN, read about the deal they came to with google and be fucking rich

>>12192500
how is this legal?

>>12192021
if the market crashes so will crypto, the vast majority of the wealth in the market are 40+ people who probably think crypto is a scam

Only started saving enough money a couple months ago that I could invest a portion of it every month.
Worst time to start getting into stocks I guess...

LCI is holding up really well in this shit market

>>12191249
>Overpriced market with artificially low interest rates
>Increase interest rates making the value of currency worth more than before
>Reducing asset prices

>WHY DID ORANGE MAN DO THIS!? I BLAME DRUMF!

The Fed is owned by the Banks. They want assets to be cheaper so they can buy more.

>>12192565

We just double bottomed, we are not breaking lows again today. Can’t say next week though.

Buying in wouldn’t be as painful as anytime this year.

>>12192500
I'm ready for suicide

>>12192555
I wouldn't be so sure about that.

We're mooning
hope you bought cheap cheapies

>>12192565
>Worst time to start getting into stocks I guess...

Worst time would have been late September. It's very likely indexes will go at least +10% from current levels in coming months.

>>12192464
Kek stockcucks BTFO, funny how everyone is ignoring this

>>12192590

>>12192601
its the realest as of yet

i just dont want to reply because I know hes right

>>12192601
>please give my shitty copypasta attention

>>12192565
start looking as a bystander and make a play when the time is right. you'll be allright

>>12192530
do you see it dipping anytime soon?

>>12192565
the worst time is yesterday, the best is today, 2nd best is tomorrow.

just keep buying bro, index funds will not collapse, they will always go higher, be patient and think about the long term

>>12192480
>1-2%
maybe more recently. here it is compared to $MUB, which is a bit more conservative. munis are boomer investments for tax avoidance, if you're young there are better asset classes.

>>12192621
>what are IDs

*ting ting ting*

*AHEM*

MAY I PLEASE

MAY I

MAY I PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION


cough*
ahem*
breathes in*
FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK STOCKS
FUCK FAANG
AND FUCK JEWS!

>>12192530
It may retract during intraday trading, but I've honestly never been one to day trade. This is a solid hold. Read about the deal and you'll probably be convinced.

>>12192646
AND FUCK TRUMP

>>12192641
hur wut r phoen
wuza proxee
i neda hurd uf veepeen b4

>>12192601

>asian pussy
>crypto which is permanently grounded in range
>old pasta

Sorry lad, this generations scars will not heal over that 90% drop in crypto cap. Every article that called it a scam got inevitably redeemed. Imagine a second bull run with that in hindsight.

It was boomers who payed the december crypto premium. That shit will never come back. We made easy money, honestly wish I put 5x what I actually did, but its over.

>>12191005
>orange cheeto
Isn't that shit redundant? A cheeto is orange by default, unless you buy an alternative flavor.

>>12192646
Faang?

>>12192624
>It may retract during intraday trading, but I've honestly never been one to day trade. This is a solid hold. Read about the deal and you'll probably be convinced.

>>12192659
cuckbook jewmazon shlapple shitflix and nigoogle

>>12192659
Get out

maybe a bowling ally will hire me

>>12192530
nice shill, i've seen enough muh partnerships in crypto, worthless company with worthless product

>>12192673
reach for the stars anon

>>12192666
Shouldn't it be CFSSG then?

>>12192656
you mean like the tech bubble that never recovered from 1999? believe it or not people are stupid enough to repeat history, especially when blinded by greed.

>>12192570
My only green stock for now

>>12192582
>>12192591
>>12192624
>>12192629
Thanks guys, appreciate the support. I was planning to be in for the long run anyways, just makes me kind of disenchanted I guess to see so many red.

SHORT GANG
SHORT GANG
SHORT GANG
SHORT GANG
Spend three racks on a new put (Yuh)
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh (Ooh)
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name (Brr, yuh)
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring (Ooh)
Rather go and buy inverse ETF's (Brr)
BOBO GANG
BOBO GANG
BOBO GANG
BOBO GANG

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>12191689
Unironically this

>>12192555
I'm just trying to help you son, this isn't wishy washy crypto internet funny money.

I just want the best for you. Mom and I are both rooting for you.

>>12192021
I can't wait to make money off of people like you.

Guys, I heard the VISHNU has moved from the blockchain to the stock markets? Is this true? and her true name is Poolip?

>>12192677
I'm just trying to help you son, this isn't wishy washy crypto internet funny money.

I just want the best for you. Mom and I are both rooting for you.

Sorry for spamming I dont know how to use 4chan

First time SPY has been good to me.

>>12192629
this is what's going to get you killed. index funds is a meme crowded trade

>>12191658
>2010+9
>not using best tech of mankind to research investment diversification

its like you like to lose or something

Oh Galt, why must you do this?

I'm looking at this spy chart, and have decided to go long. You fucking bears don't have the balls to leave your shorts open through christmas. Huge fucking squeeze incomming by the end of the day.

>>12192775
>>not using best tech of mankind to research investment diversification
like what? this board?

>>12192778
if you liked it at $5 you should love it here. unless you randomly bought it based on some other stranger recommending it on a biopharma forum or something

>>12192778
so this is what pendulums death looks like

>>12192780
try me

>>12192780
Doesn't matter if shorts simply pile on afterwards.

>>12192803
He hasn't sold anything

>>12192780
You're one fickle motherfucker.

>>12192805
You'll get margin called when the more sensible bears start to cover.

>>12192778
Nothing has changed about the company fundamentally
Look at the yearly chart and tell me what happened the last time it hit this price

>>12192811
SPY still has like 2-3 more dollars to drop before a possible Support

Golden bull retards right now.

>>12192780
>short squeeze
the most meme phrase in /smg/

>>12192810
I know I'm long GLD now too.

>>12192685

The stocks that actually provided a product recovered in 04/05. Shit tons of flash sites and companies building a model on a monopolistic framework (java lol) did not.

Crypto is not coming back for a while, those companies selling java API’s and proprietary libraries are literally never coming back.

>>12192780
based

My loan shark just gave me 1k to short the vix on half leverage
Looks like Ill make it afterall

>>12192834
exactly tons of shitcoins are going to evaporate, but BTC will still be around.

>>12192834
java is based delete this

>>12192841
they prefer to be called brokers these days

NEW!?

>>12192823
>the most meme phrase in /smg/

Yeah and late last year the /biz/ meme was tulip mania comparison for bitcoin.

>>12192841
that's the spirit!

>>12192819
I'm partial to the chorus of "Thanks for the cheapies" myself. Saw it with DRUS, saw it with CEI.

>>12192685
Welp there can be only one winner. If i got my puts and your placin a call.
Goodluck to you, Youll need it.

Someone bake a new bread

alright i'll make a new one. One moment please.

>>12192744
no its not lmao, index funds always go up its a guaranteed return over years and decades

maybe individual meme blue chippers can beat it but i make enough money i dont need to crush too hard, index is fine by me

NEW THREAD COMING AT YA

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>>12192851
kek
but seriously every time /biz/ has looked for a short squeeze it has never paid off.

>>12192778
It seems there is a huge risk-off event before holidays
And of course, bioshit memes get the stick