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I'm convinced that chads and stacies inhabit a different plane of existence entirely compared to the rest of us. Like they see and perceive life completely differently that 99% of us simply can never comprehend. Its like trying to visualize 11D space time. You just can't.

Pic related is a stacy i know who now works at a big hedge fund

If I took time off to go "backpacking" my boss would just laugh and fire me. Then I won't be able to find a job because HR roasties using their fancy Artificial Intelligence filters would see that 1 year long gap in my resume and just automatically reject me.

For chads and stacies, everything just works out for them without trying too hard. Its as if the random number generator of life is rigged for them to always succeed and get 100 heads on a coin in a row.

>> No.12190034

Everyone point and laugh at OP

>> No.12190048

>>12190018
she probably fucked the right guy to get the job. welcome to the corporate world faggot

>> No.12190064 [DELETED] 

>>12190018
Seneca said something about if you travel your whole life you will make aqquentences but no real friends. Unless your like that girl than anyone will want to be your friend because they want to stick their penis in you

>> No.12190071

>>12190018
They get out and do things, meet more people, and expose themselves to more opportunities. You sit alone in your room on 4chan.

>> No.12190086

>>12190071
And in a few months I’ll be rich because of it. Lol

>> No.12190105

>>12190086
cope

>> No.12190154

>>12190105
Yep, it’s cope. I’ve seen the future and can’t wait to offload my bags at 50k.

>> No.12190162

>>12190048
>she

>> No.12190168

>>12190018
Stacy puts here backpacking experience on her resume and talks it up as a positive....you don't even have the balls to do something like that because you talk to yourself about it as a negative.
>i'd never be able to work again...boo hoo.
you see the difference OP? stacy is rocking it and you are crying about how unfair it is. we make our own rules....that's what's so great about life. why you choose to cry over this shit is a mystery to me...i don't feel sorry for you though.

>> No.12190183

>>12190018
>Roasty trade fund manager

Looking to get bankrupt? Are they retarded?

>> No.12190193

>>12190183
Oh I just realised she "works" at a trade fund, not a trade fund manager. She probably works in HR or something for low IQ ppl

>> No.12190195

>>12190018
> - July 2018
Looks like she's been unemployed for the last five months, OP.

>> No.12190205

>>12190193
Working is for low IQ people

>> No.12190224
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>>12190154
>50k
>rich

ya ok anon

>> No.12190302

Is this girl legit Australian? Because she's way too pretty and thin. Aussie girls are big, fat, have bad genetics.

She's probably waiting for her 186 visa to process while she goes on non-paid leave. Being on leave that long doesn't make sense otherwise.

>> No.12190488

>>12190018
Thats just a common whore, OP, don't envy the whore

>> No.12190513

>>12190488
She’s earning 6 figures more than you though

>> No.12190551

>>12190513
Yeah, why out of all the people that are doing better than me physically/sex appeal, materially, socially and intellectually, I would chose to envy this fucking roastie?

It's just a fucking roastie!
Stop being dumb, and look towards whats venerable, not to abby sandwich whores.

>> No.12190581

>>12190551
because you know she's beneath you intellectually yet still so far ahead of you financially. and financial success often correlates to comfort in other areas of life as well, such as vacations, ability for social outings, hobbies, having a family, etc.

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>>12190018

I climbed up to 6198 m (Island Peak) and have respect from my bosses and no fixed schedule.

Autistic crypto-Chad.

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>>12190018
Kek I have a next level Chad in my friends group. You won't believe how he experience the world. Hotels just ask him if he want to stay if he post some Instagram pictures. Girls/woman of all ages want to go on a picture with him. He get regulary booked as an artist while his skill level of playing and singing is below mediocre. Girls write their number on his restaurant bills etc. His bosses ask him if he want to join on their yachts kek.

Funny thing is he genuine believes he is not lucky. And that it's just normal en Everyone could experience his live.

I'm not salty and think it's great for him.

>> No.12190664

>>12190648
fuck your stupid friend and fuck you too

>> No.12190692

>>12190018
no, she was able to take a year off because hedge funds hire women based on how attractive and easy they are. if theyre forced to have diversity hires, they might as well make it work for them. a guy couldn't pull off the same move.

>>12190086
if youre not rich already because of crypto, you missed the opportunity.

>> No.12190702

>>12190664
Kek why? Don't blame the Chad blame the loose women, the social media fad and consumerism.

>> No.12190708

>>12190702
what's his IG? I don't believe this shit. I take amazing photos for IG and have never been offered shit.

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>>12190018
She's a Director. Are you at that same level? A Director can easily find another job with that level of clout.

I mean, c'mon dude. Get it together and get good instead of.... this.

You want tips on improving your life? Start with understanding social nuance. Read some social engineering books(Chris Hadnagy); learn how to interact with others. You'll see the world they way the Chads and Stacies have the luxury of being able to. Not all of us have the same luck of getting parents like theirs that teach us how to socialize, but damn it if we can't still become competent.

>> No.12190758

dude it's fucking BULLSHIT. I go on tinder and bumble and see 22, 23 year old roasies with executive project manager jobs or marketing director jobs, and I'm 28 and can't find SHIT.

it's the fucking pussy pass 100% of the way. how the fuck is this bitch a Director?

>> No.12190795

>>12190708
I'm not gonna share, but it actually happens.

I think you have companies who scan 'hot' people and offer them free stuff.

>> No.12190810

>>12190758
My company actually got a target that 40% of senior management needs to be women. So left and right roasties get promoted, why they deliver low quality work.

>> No.12190815

>>12190758
Certifications, experience, tack-on projects, it can be done.

What's your experience? Let's find a solution.

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> what is your experience?
> one and a half year vacation
> great Stacy, you are hired as a director
> That weirdo is still there, what do we tell him?
> Oh...Anon, I'm sorry you have only 4 years experience for the entry position and that one month gap didn't help either

>> No.12190831

>>12190815
2 years full stack development

these project manager types are just using SQL, outlook, and excel. I did that shit in my job too.

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Itt: mad incel beta "males"

Pic definitely unrelated

>> No.12190911

>>12190835
(You)

>> No.12190974

Marxists are purposely undermining males roles in the economy

>> No.12191033
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>>12190018
hey why don't you look down for a sec? if you:
>are alive today when people no longer have to die of disintery and chipped teeth and snake bites and bug bites and black plague and rotten food
>speak english and have access to internet which gives you access to the largest market of all time

you are already top 0.01% of all humans ever in 200000 years as a species, not including a lot of monkeying around before that! surely stacy is a tadbit luckier than you, but you have it pretty good, don't you?

take the bloompill

>> No.12191043

>>12190648
Post his insta@

>> No.12191049

>>12191033
>le everything gets better as time progresses
nice progressivist meme

>> No.12191056

>>12191033
Sorry fag, but people still die of those things. Particularly in burgerland where the majority live in poverty. In fact, living standard is lower now than it was during the good parts of the middle ages

>> No.12191183

>>12190302
She looks like she's on meth.

>> No.12191194

>>12190018
You're just constantly comparing yourself to people who you think are better of. Now compare yourself to those who are worse of than you and I bet there's a lot more people worse of than better. So it's really just you and how you look at the world that gives you these idea's. Think life is unfair? Fine, it might just be unfair but complaining and bitching about it isn't going to help you.

Everybody suffers OP, suffering is universal now dry your tears and make the most of it without looking for someone/something to blame and stop comparing yourself, realize how immensely blessed you are even if you feel/think it sucks, you don't know what you have untill its gone. When it gets worse you'll be wishing for your old life back where your pity problems seem like little grains of sand compared to the massive mountains you face in this hypothetical future.

>> No.12191251

>>12191194
>le youre not a starving nigger in Africa be grateful meme

>> No.12191279

>>12190018
Who gives a shit. I'm happy someone has a good life. Stop being a faggot op

>> No.12191337

>>12190018
So you have a hedge fund employee in your network. Two possibilities for why you are a faggot:
>This is your best connection and you can't find a way to relate. Being a cucked brainlet you rationalize your jealousy into dignifies hatred
>There are better connections than her in your network and you are wasting your time doing this
I'm referring to your professional network, dating network, social network, etc. Just live a better life bro

>> No.12191387

>learnt

She shoulda learned how to spell. This world is fucked literal retards get good jobs like this out of luck all the time

>> No.12191417

>>12190162
>>she

>> No.12191434

>>12191387
>he doesn't know

>> No.12191441

>>12191337
holy shit people like you are fucking stupid

>> No.12191617

>>12190018
OP why are you a pussyboy? Let me assume the following:

>op checks Instagram all the time.
>op is active on social media.
>op is on tinder all the time.
>op is an excuse train type.
>op is not happy with his life.

Geeez boohoo why are you on this board. Man the fuck up how can you look yourself in the mirror. You get salty bcs a roastie climbed a fucking mountain? Get a fucking grip mate.

>stop smoking. Stop drinking hard alcohol and beer. Drink wine if needed. Live a healthy lifestyle. Be fit. Buy nice clothes. Up your game. Get a high salary job education and then a job with high salary.

You reek of unconfidence and thats your problem. How many time have you called a companies CEO or manager to ask a job? When was the lat time y visited the gym or went out? I guess none. Thats your problem. Leave social media and cut the crap. Become the max potential man you can be. Unironically thats how we have made it. Stacy is just gubbling cocks and advertizing her lavish life online. Thats her strategy and it works. My wives roommate is fucking the teacher and gets passed in all subjects. The chads and stacys just use primitive strategies to gain positions. You dont have to be like that.

>> No.12191622

>>12191617
OP is right, you're wrong. women are being handed these positions on a silver platter. fuck out of here white knight.

>> No.12191624

>>12191617
Roommate from school*

>> No.12191646

>>12191622
Sure find excuses. Soon y will call CEOs of companies a handout as well. Its all about connections and yes you are right women are given pos rn bcs of Western Culture quotas. Fuck me leave that country then to a less Western Culture one like EU. We still normal here conservative and laugh at US burgers.

>> No.12191655

>>12191646
>cold calling CEOs to ask for a job

holy shit you boomers are so fucking stupid and out of touch with the real world

>> No.12191670

>>12191655
Rookie... thats how i got my last 2 jobs. Learn to take control maybe and again the excuses. Cmon show me some more excuses losers.

>> No.12191677

> finance
> hot women

Uh yeah they get a free pass cause the old white guys want to fuck them.

Quit fucking crying and win anyways. Your ancestors are looking at you and rolling their eyes right now.

>> No.12191703

>>12190018
guess what? it’s not true. Quite a lot of things people put on their social media is not (entirely) true.
If you have a friend like that, ask them how they do/did it and you’ll see they’ll have trouble explaining it because they’ll have to navigate through at least a few lies.

>> No.12191721

>>12190018

Congrats OP, seems like you've just had your first experience of speculative empathy. The fundamental reality of people who are raised in different circumstances, dis/advantages, linguistic systems, is completely different and ineffable to someone alien.

Your biological and environmental milieu is not just an inflection to your personality that you can turn off at a moment's notice; it is the seed out of which everything you are grows, as well as does everything you perceive, every reflexive intuition you have, and everything you feel. Your fundamental subjectivity. Some people spend a lifetime in therapy in order to gain an objective perspective on their otherwise imperceptible personal subjectivity.

>> No.12191742

>>12190018
also
>bragging about backpacking for a year
>bragging about hiking to 5200m above sea level like it’s anything worth mentioning, especially if it’s done in a country where the airplane already lands at 2k+
(if she did 7500m+ i’d be somewhat impressed considering she’s from aus)
>mentioning scuba diving as if it’s not one of the easiest things to learn
>learnt spanish while travelling
yea sure

>> No.12191932

echo “bump”

>> No.12192343

...

>> No.12192368
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>>12190018

>I got to meet amazing people from all around the world

just imagine how much dick got to meet her

>> No.12192405

>>12190018
There was manager who kept fucking up at work, and for some reason every one gave him a pass and women would just gravitate towards to him. I Know his total garbage But everyone treated him better than me. Its life, people only ever see skin deep.

>> No.12192415

>>12190648

>...and that friend's name? Albert Einstein!

>> No.12192479

>>12190018
Can you really learn Spanish in one year?

>> No.12192487

>>12192405
You have to befriend these people. Some people are simply incapable of being perceived as doing wrong.

>> No.12192620

>>12192479

If you're used to learning new languages, you can probably get a solid base grasp of a new language within three months (less if the language you want to learn is similar to others you know, longer if it's an entirely different family - e.g. a frenchman learning spanish will understand the basics faster than if he were to learn, say, korean).

Of course, that's provided you study diligently and get a minimum of outside exposure to the language you're trying to learn. You will always learn faster if you move to a different country where that language is spoken.

That said, I've met people who are very cavalier about what exactly "learning" a language entails (for them). Something like "yeh I'm able to say yes please and thank you in Italian, so I guess you could say I know the language pretty well".

>> No.12192642

>>12190018
They just hire roasties like this so they have a hot piece of ass all day around them at their boring wagecuck job.
The woman really adds nothing of value to a company, only thing shes doing is getting paid for making office christmas decorations or making meaningless phone calls.

If she doesn‘t want to suck dick there she is fired fast and replaced through a more willing cunt.
and as she is aging and her fertile looks expiring it will become harder and harder for her to get through life just based on her looks.

>> No.12192762

>>12191721

interesting, tell me more

>> No.12192907

>>12190018
A lot of men think with their dicks. They hire pretty women because they want eye candy in their office.

>> No.12192983

>>12190608
I too am a programmer.

>> No.12192992

>>12191721
thanks anon. this is not my first blackpill though.

>> No.12193529

>>12192415
kek

>> No.12193566

>>12191721
how do I profit from this?

>> No.12193567

>>12192983
!SoAmI

>> No.12193835

Extroverts are just better than us shy introverts. Nothing you can do except try to be more social and hope for the best

>> No.12193869

>>12192642
who hurt you lmao

>> No.12195042

>>12192479
I've learned Italian after studying there for 6 months.
Could talk to people, read newspaper, interact with bureaucrats. I don't consider myself proficient, but you see..people put dicksucking in south america in theirs resume so why the fuck not...
Spanish is quite an easy language.
Roasties are actually not that bad in languages, since they socialize a lot.

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>>12190018
I know that chick. She's married to my neighbor and she's cool as fuck. She wanted to suck my dick once when she was wasted. Her husband said go ahead but my gf at the time said she would kill me. I should have let her swallow a load I didnt know she was a director at a hedge fund I thought her husband was just rich. Speaking of hedge she should buy her own hedge clippers and give me mine back

>> No.12195132

>>12190758
>>12191049
>>12191251
>>12191441
you're just retarded, that's why you're not getting anywhere in life and all your peers are surpassing you. ffs you're spending your time complaining about it on anime boards LMAO

>> No.12195206

>>12195132
you have to go back

>> No.12195228

>>12195206
per favore ucciditi

>> No.12195279

>>12190018
shes sleeping with her boss. It's bleeding öbvious.

>> No.12195286

>>12195228
ucciditi frocio

>> No.12195883

bump

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>>12193869

>> No.12195934

>>12190154
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12195951

>>12190205
I believe it was the celebrated 20th century philosopher Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou who famously observed:

"Hey, jerk, you, work
This boy's got better things to do "

RIP

>> No.12196029

>>12190974
Nah, that's a conspiracy theory.

What would someone have to gain by appointing incompetent and unqualified people to highly paid positions where they know their own abilities don't justify their promotion and realize they are now deeply in debt to whomever put them in this position as they could not find such a role in life without their approval, and so they better keep them happy or they could be replaced by anyone at any time?

...oh wait.

I mean srs, I don't understand people who claim that you are the one responsible for your own success or the one who most determines the course of your life when so much in life is provably and openly a fix.

>> No.12196042

>>12191033
Who cares man? What good is any of this?

A. Being actually smart and living in the West.

B. Being a fucking moron living in Africa with 12 kids.

Tell me which is a better survival strategy? Hell, which is a more interesting life with more freedom to boot.

>> No.12196064

>>12191194
>Everybody suffers OP, suffering is universal
Not everyone suffers completely pointlessly with no end reward, however.

>> No.12196073

Here's the whatever fucking color pill.

Karma is real. It's not some mystical energy. It's literally just doing right by yourself, not necessarily doing good things, which subtlety affects every aspect of your life.

You don't need to be a chad/stacy. You don't need to be some Jesus monk. Look at the life Hitler lived and the people he influenced. He was not a Chad. But he lived by his own principles and never bent them for anyone, lived for himself and didn't let another being affect his OWN being.

You pathetic losers do it to yourself and you will forever be stuck in your own feedback loop. I'm not good looking, family is not rich, introverted, list goes on. Every one of my friends knows of my astronomical "luck".

Not textbook luck, I've never won a giveaway, $2 lotto or walked out of a casino with money. But "luck" in everyday life. Live for yourself and the world will literally bend to your will.

>> No.12196116

>>12195042
>Roasties are actually not that bad in languages, since they socialize a lot.
Ah yes... perhaps the irony that the roasties have much to teach us after all.

>> No.12196142

>>12196073
>But he lived by his own principles and never bent them for anyone
Ya, I do actually unironically semi-respect Hitler for going through with his absolute madman plans instead of just deciding to lie back and live in luxury while repeatedly postponing the war.

Then again, maybe he was just so confident that he didn't consider it a real risk. Still seems principled tho in whatever fucked up way.

>> No.12196209

>>12190018
>I learnt Spanish

Bitch master English first.

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>>12196209

>> No.12196258

>>12190018
This only applies to women faggot. I used to be friends with a chad who got fired for taking long lunch breaks and going home early. If you want special treatment just become a ladyboy

>> No.12196285

>>12190692
>if youre not rich already because of crypto, you missed the opportunity
This almost certainly isn't true but time will tell.

>> No.12196308

>>12196116
I'm just not an absolutistic color blind faggot.
Roasties (60-80% of women) are degenerate evil subhumans.
They are good at some things however. Socializing, manipulation, playing victim for gains are the ones I can think of.

>> No.12196737

>>12193566
buy link

>> No.12196770

>>12190302
We got some of the most beautiful girls in the world, what kind of shitty bogan suburb do you reside in?

>> No.12196786

>>12190018
>>12190034
>>12190048
>>12190071
>>12190168
>>12190722
>>12190818
>>12190835

>If I took time off to go "backpacking" my boss would just laugh and fire me. Then I won't be able to find a job because HR roasties using their fancy Artificial Intelligence filters would see that 1 year long gap in my resume and just automatically reject me.

If anyone is smart enough to understand the business opportunity in this, hit me up io10@protonmail.com

>> No.12196797

>>12193869
You're ass was pretty tight t b h

>> No.12196897

Call it cope, but im average at best in looks, 6´1 and 94kg, so im stuck with a bit of a gut at the moment. In my early career i had long hair and a pale complexion, then got in the gym and bulked up, now i have been idle for too long from the managerial positions and gotten a bit fat. New year, new me, getting back to the gym.

How did I go from a shit job, to a good job?

First important part was using the first few months of my job to learn social nuance, people remembered my long hair, not my face or my actions, despite the fact that my enthusiasm and talent for closing was top notch and I quickly became a top performing salesman.

One day, I decided against my wifes interest (she liked the long hair) to get a faggy fade hairstyle, combed sideways you know the one. Two days later, I did a report to the sales manager who offered me a promotion on the spot for a job coming up in a couple days. He then went on to sack the current employee. He repeatedly commented on my hair and how professional i looked because of it.

Went on to do this for a few months, started working out, got bulky but would not say fit, took a client out for lunch, who asked me repeatedly if I am single blah blah, I led her on a little bit as I do not wear my wedding ring when I work, this led to a drunken call and a job offer later that week.

Went to work for her company as the head of procurement, tripled my earnings and basically just sat in my office buying shit on the company card, getting took out for lunch daily. I got called into HR almost daily for my antics, but the owner basically gave me a free pass.

Admittedly, me and my wife were unhappy in the UK, so we moved away, I dont speak the language and I am back at square one.

I have a job starting in the new year as an IT tech which I self studied for and will go from there, the point is, you make your own opportunities. Get out there and be something, dont sit at home being salty.

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>>12190018
just be urself man, become free

>> No.12197540

>>12196897
you got lucky and people find you attractive. plain and simple

>> No.12197702

>>12190193
>Director

>> No.12197882

>>12193869
Increasingly toasty late 20s office roastie detected
It's time to find a Marvel-watching söyman to marry, CEO Thundercock is losing interest in your loose flaps. Don't fight destiny

>> No.12198040

>>12191056
No it's not faggot

>> No.12198873

>>12197702
Yeah something is very wrong. I can't explain it other than say she has rich backers that are letting her do this. Maybe rich parents.

>> No.12199164

>>12190722
how the fuck do you become a director?
who would trust her enough to let them run shit. its like people are retarded.