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12187524 No.12187524 [Reply] [Original]

>yfw you held through the entire bear market

>> No.12187556
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>>12187524
>he thinks it's over

>> No.12187593

>>12187524
How would one get out of such a situation?

>> No.12187602

>>12187593
Tickling. All girls are ticklish as fuck.

>> No.12187604

>>12187593
Start by actually trying. Throw some elbows, knuckles in the calves, wriggle round and bite her snatch

>> No.12187611

>>12187593
That guys fishing for braaps

>> No.12187615

>>12187604
>spin around and bite her snatch
Rofl

>> No.12187685

>>12187524
Was getting caught part of your plan?

>> No.12187707

>>12187593
yeah, fuck being in that situation haha

>> No.12187718

>>12187524
i mean hes not even trying, you can leverage the legs pretty strongly horizontally which will fuck up the flex

>> No.12187728

You fucking virgins lolololololol.

It's a dom thing adults do.. sort of a fetish.

>> No.12187735

>>12187728
the fuck are you on about, it says its a mma match in the webm

>> No.12187738

>>12187593
grab her ankles and pull towards you, cranks her knee joints

>> No.12187742

>>12187735
MMA domination.

It's a fucking fetish you dumb ass child, not a fight LOLOLOLOLOL

>> No.12187760

>>12187742
only child i can see is you here..fool it's MMA = Mixed Martial Arts..so yes he can be boxing kicking grapling he can do all that in the UFC and that's what they have signed for..no one of the UFC fighters have the right to say oh i lost because the other guy was graping or boxing or kicking al the time..but a fool dog like you don't understand that..and yes as a fighter you also learn how to punch and kick not only grap ;) so doggy face go learn about something before you come here try being smart!! fool

>> No.12187766

>>12187728
cucks aren't adults fyi. dom works with women because they're intellectually not adults either.

>> No.12187788

>>12187760
Go learn English properly first, bud.

Where are his UFC gloves?

>> No.12187798

>>12187788
I’ve been there done that. I fought all over the world for 7yrs and now train my son. I know exactly how it feels and how easy it is to defend and reverse. That’s amateur hour. Why do you think it’s very seldom used?

>> No.12187808

>>12187593
Unhooking her ankles from each other would be a good start, like breaking guard.

>> No.12187809
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>>12187735
>>12187742
Ahahahaha

>> No.12187815

>>12187524
Soo did he cum?

>> No.12187848

>>12187808
yeah, but she's got good plantar flexion, could be tricky. he could grab her heels, draw them to his chest, which, if she resists, would feel like a leg lock.

>> No.12187877

>>12187593
break her toes

>> No.12187975

>>12187524
Wish I was in his position.

>> No.12187997

>>12187524
Oh God I did some shit similar to this once, I woke the next day my neck was so sore I could hardly move lol fuck

>> No.12188028

>>12187524
>tfw only entered crypto a year and a half ago
>tfw only down 50% from my ATH
>tfw never sold into Fiat

If I have been tested and hardened by the wrath of this bear market, will I have what it takes to 100x in the next bull run?

>> No.12188534

>>12187593
what kind of faggot would want out of that situation?

just let mommy put you to sleep

>> No.12188904

>>12187593
How does one get into such a situation?

>> No.12188939

>>12187593
Seriously? Look at the size of the dude. He could just stand up and fall on her lmao.

>> No.12189188

>>12187707
based

>> No.12189291

>>12187524
How much did he pay for that?

>> No.12189995
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>>12187524
weird how some men have a fetish to pretend to be weaker than women

>> No.12190109

>>12187593
Fart

>> No.12190278

>>12187593
I wouldn't. I would start jerking off

>> No.12190290

>>12190278
same

>> No.12190322

>>12187524
This is shite BJJ from them both, she hasn't even locked her legs properly and the guy isn't making any effort to get out

>> No.12190358

>>12190278
>>12190290
Based and redpilled

>> No.12190446

>>12189995
escapism from responsibility. Strong mommy who can take care of everything so you don't have too. The more demanding the job, the more likely they enjoy this at home to relax.

>> No.12190456

>>12187524
nice

>> No.12190479

>>12187524
>you will never have a gf like this who also makes you dress like a girl and wear makeup

Why even live brahs

>> No.12190491

>>12187611
Kek'd and checked

>> No.12190520

>>12187524
he just needs to be facing the other way and then its a beautiful choke full of braaaaaps

>> No.12190524

>>12187877
This. Snap her fucking toe to the side, see how fast she lets go.

>> No.12190574

>>12187742
are you fucking retarded? this is video of a legitimate and organic street fight, not some kind of staged pornography, why would you even think that?

>> No.12190642

>>12187524
feminist propaganda

>> No.12190674

god i wish that were me

>> No.12190735

>>12190446
so you're saying this is like an advanced form of wagecope? wow. I really do feel bad for wagies sometimes with the mental damage wagecucking can clearly inflict as demonstrated by such deviant and degenerate behavior

>> No.12190900

>>12190735
doesn't have to be wagecope. maybe the dude owns a company and has to take charge and give orders all day, with tons of responsibility on his shoulders. his sexual fantasy involves not having to worry for the duration of sex because this girl is stronger than him

>> No.12190969

>>12187524
hnnng

>> No.12191188

>>12190446
Couples like this always end up with gay kids. Gee i wonder why? Probably because at a very young age the child sees the mother as the father and imitates her. Kek.

>> No.12191575

>>12187593
Easiest way would just be to stand up and pop your head out. From there you could just push her legs out of the way and get on top.

Failing that, you could pretty easily swing around into north-south.

There's a reason why you're taught to always have one of their arms through your legs for a triangle choke - because otherwise you're completely defenseless from them passing your guard.

>> No.12191604

>>12191188
based, redpilled and checked

>> No.12191643
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>>12187524
Where can I find more? Asking for a friend

>> No.12191663

>>12187593
Break her toes

>> No.12191708

>>12188939
>tries to stand up
>neck snaps in the process

try again.

>> No.12191751

>>12191708
Wrong. Learn some basic judo/BJJ before commenting on this.

>> No.12191797

>>12190278
Actually I'm surprised that this comment took so long to show up

>> No.12192784

>>12187524
hes too busy trying to hide his boner

>> No.12192813

>>12187593
unironically if youre in this position, you're pretty much dead. this is how people who trained in Sambo can kill people