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BUY THE DIPS, IRON HANDS

ESSKETIT

JEROME POWELL WILL BE ANNOUNCING THE FEDERAL RESERVE'S RATE HIKE DECISIONS AT 2:00 PM TODAY
2:00 PM TODAY

https://www.c-span.org/video/?455899-1/federal-reserve-chair-powell-holds-news-conference-december-meeting

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows.. these things the vishnu need to survive. once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything

>>12167268
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

and if you can't handle smg tripfrens you should probably go to crypto threads

less than one hour until the FED REKTs the economy.

General mills to 45
CAG to 35

>he fell for the golden bull meme

>>12167282
How?

>>12167268
>>Fuck Comfy and fuck Pendulum edition
>he finally did it
we are all going to make it arnt we?

>>12167288
disgusting

>>12167298
i cant wait, im going to go shower

where did all these day trading bull vs bear larpers come from

>>12167282
FAKE NEWS

6AM TOMORROW

>>12167318
and then they were yelling buy the dip!!!

DELIVER THE GOODS POWELL

Expected statement (per Goldman)

>>12167331
Incorrect

Did we start recession brothers?

>>12167362
It was always burning since the world's been turning.

You mother fuckers ready for some fucking shit posting! We're going to 3000 SPY end of day.

>>12167396
What the fuck I wasnt done accumulating

>>12167396
what are the best % gains in an individual day in SP500 history? DOW it has to be after the great depression presuambly

What time is Powell breaking out the dildo again?

>>12167411
it was like 3,5% when obongo bailed out the banks.

Why did the Dude Weed fail today bros?

>>12167362
Baneposting, nice

>>12167362
Yes brother the rate rises.

does anyone do accumulator

I hope you made calls

>>12167418
because people are pulling out in preparation for the incoming shit storm, starting with their riskiest positions.

>>12167434
people will still buy weed to cope with their depression in the coming financial crisis tho. remember, the price of coffee/cigs/alcohol stays up in hard times. why wouldnt weed? plus it has medical benefits

>>12167411

>>12167418

If you didn't sell the break down, hang on. Risk averse folk just yanked before the Fed shitpost in case of trouble. If Fed shitpost is neutral or positive, that money will return real fast.

Powellposting and other Photoshop requests are welcomed for 15-25 min

Anyone here looked up how markets have reacted in teh past to interest hikes?

15 minutes until Santa Powell gives us the golden bull in all our stockings and the bears get coal

>>12167445
>why wouldnt weed?

High risk speculative market. It doesn't have consumer staple status yet in the way alcohol and tobacco do.

SPY Broke out and is bullrunning now. Not sure for how long though

>>12167484
who are you to decide?

>>12167484

The lion king + powell

Either the beginning lifting cub scene or the cloud scene

>>12167473
wat happened on august 8 1933

>>12167507
the -90% dead cat bounce

>>12167473
>biggest upmove is the day hitler got elected
kek

What Side of the trade are you on?

>>12167501
What is he lifting

>>12167519
Fucking based

>>12167521
Bearie

>>12167521
long, but lots of cash in case

>>12167521
I'm on the moon mission.

where do we go to watch powell fuck us in the asshole

>>12167521
I'm not sure yet. What time is the announcement?

>>12167586
you know that's a great question.

Does anybody have a link to the shitpost stream? Op was a fag and didn't include it.

>>12167606
>>12167586
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/preview-feds-last-monetary-policy-announcement-2018-155802273.html

I found it,

https://www.c-span.org/video/?455899-1/federal-reserve-chair-powell-holds-news-conference-december-meeting

Is there a better one with sub titles?

>>12167445
Because it still depends on federal legalization, and if we are in a proper bear market you can bet your ass the Feds are rolling in and robbing businesses blind by seizing their assets for funding criminal activity. Thus it makes no sense for businesses to push ahead in that direction unless they just like the idea of offering their assholes on a platter like a sacrifical lamb.

>>12167586
>calling yourself a trader/investor and not having bloomberg tv running 24/7

>>12167621
>with sub titles
seriously nigger?

>>12167523

The bear

>>12167586
If you wait for the speech it'll be too late. People read the statement which should be published here:
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomccalendars.htm

>>12167628
nope gotta blast my weeb music into my ears

when do the fucking rates get hiked

>>12167653
2 minutes

>>12167644
>can't do both
not gona make it

*ting ting ting*

AHEM

set phasers for shorts

THEY PUBLISHED EARLY

>>12167667
Please jerome I just went all in on calls

>>12167637
What I got a hearing impairment.

What time is Powell talking?

Here we go

Uh oh.....

wherer to watch news the fucking bloomberg cut out

THEY RAISED IT

OH NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO NON NO NO

nov left, dec right

>>12167679
I'm going to say the r-word

>>12167637
>bullying the disabled
not gonna make it, desu

> *FED RAISES RATES, SIGNALS TWO 2019 HIKES VS THREE IN SEPT. EST.

TSUUUUUUU

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

SELL SELL SELL

Hike as expected. Now let's see the guidance...

FUCK THIS SHIT MOTHER FUCKING NIGGERS!

>>12167691
kek

>>12167698
oops i goofed, this is nov on the left, dec on the right

>>12167682
shieeet homie didn't know that

WHAT THE HECKIES
ME LOST MONEY ANYWAYS EVEN THOUGH SHORTS WERE RIGHT ON MONEY
WTF
WTF
SCREWED BY TD TWICE NOW FK THIS OMFGGGG

>>12167716
HIKE! HIKE! HIKE! HIKE!

WE WON

>some oldfarts rule your financials
nice job, faggots.

Sweet i bought some puts just in time to Equalize the damage

BUY THIS DIP THE ALGOS ARE WRONG

SCREENCAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

TWO MORE HIKES IN 2019
PREPARE YOUR ANGUS

Redline.

>>12167702
two hikes in 2019, is that new? were they planning 3?

FED LOWERS 2018 INFLATION FORECAST TO 1.9% FROM 2.1%

FED LOWERS 2019 INFLATION FORECAST TO 1.9% FROM 2%

Thank you powell sama for saving my portfolio. Back in the green bois.

>>12167754
People unironically thought this would be the last hike. That means were going red to correct over the next day.

"[Fed] will continue to monitor global economic and financial developments and assess their implications for the economic outlook."

FEDERAL RESERVE RAISES RATES AGAIN

STOCK MARKET TANKING

INVESTORS DUCKING FOR COVER

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>12167774
old news

JESUS CHRST OH MY GOD NOOOOO

LOOK OUT BELOW

literally, dots.

no matter how smug bears are in the short term, they always get liquidated in the long term

>>12167774
>investors ducking for cover
don't you mean traders? investors are in it for the long haul, not the next 24-48 months

>those sharp vertical drops in almost every stock
No one man should have all that power.

>>12167779
lmao

>>12167754
markets were expecting none

>>12167791
you know you're on the right side when sweating bulls start going on about "the long run"

FAKE DROP
SANTA POWELL DIDNT SPEAK YET

>>12167791
>bulltard pointing out he bought the top

>>12167810
All 10 voted yes

>>12167791
There is such a thing as closing your short, you know. And anybody who's perma-anything, bear or bull, is a retard.

FIRE POWELL NOW. He is an incompetent moron.

>>12167779
LONG RED CANDLES

>>get out of the shower at 1:59pm

>watch AMZN 1m spike down hard as i put on underwear
>sell the dip at $1550

>waiting to harvest VIIX, TVIX, SQQQ at end of day

not a bad day as long as everything stays low

>>12167816
>And anybody who's perma-anything, bear or bull, is a retard.
sshhhhh

who is this dribbling zombie on Bloomberg

>>12167836
>t. Trump supporting perma-bull

>>12167836
Powell is single handedly saving the world economy, go back to Twitter DRUMPF

>>12167730
Did anyone seriously not expect this to happen?

>that drop

Fuck algos and HFT firms. These guys are pure cancer. Every HFT trader and firm needs to be jailed for life.

lmao what a ride

Can you pin point the moment we got fucked

Do we close the day over or under 250?

Canada Goose is nudging up against long term trend line right now. Could be good buy. Their jackets remain very popular here in leafland.

Merry Christmas Faggots.

So what did everyone Short as soon as shit hit the fan? I did Viagra puts..

>>12167850
>Raise rates and unwind balance sheets for no reason when inflation isn't even rising

Powell is an idiot. His job is to look at numbers and he still manages to fuck it up. I wouldn't be surprised if FBI finds that Powell is colluding with Russia to tank us economy.

>>12167875

Support held for now. Power hour will tell the tale.

>>12167884
>colluding with Russia

ebin populist conspiracy theory

Too hard Uncle Powell, my booty hurts.

>A Random Walk Down Wall Street: The Time-Tested Strategy for Successful Investing (11th Edition) by Burton G. Malkiel

I finished reading this on Monday and I'm waiting for the news today before implementing the suggested strategy.
What result will result in a bear market though? Or maybe I should have gotten my index funds before the conference?

>I am a newfag poster to /smg/ I read through the sticky and I'm ready to start making some sick gains.

All these jelly hands selling off like cowards
You fell for the bait good job

>>12167884
WHat would you do?

Is MSFT safe? It's holding up well.

>>12167884
What is the fed going to do when the world economy actually drops and they don't have a normal interest rate to drop to stabilize things?
What, are they going to drop the federal funds rate to zero?
There is more to this than inflation, you absolute brainlet
What would you do in a late economic cycle when interest rates still are incredibly low by historical standards?

>>12167905
the news came a few minutes ago, and the market is freaking out short term
i would recommend staying out for a few more days until it finds some stability, at the very least

>>12167884
>he thinks the fed works for the betterment of the US economy and not to make a few entities exceedingly wealthy
lmao, how much more evidence do you need that the fed engineers the boom bust cycles?

Warned you 3 weeks ago to get out of the stock market.

$FDX. HUGE buy low opportunity with Fedex. Beat earnings & revenue yesterday. $182 at least by January

>>12167910
Do my job properly. Delay the hike and unwinding until inflation actually starts rising. The fed is supposed to be reactive to data. Powell is a stubborn moron who refuses to deviate even when he is proven wrong.

>>12167905
>Read through sticky
Lol what a newfag noone does that
Is book worth it btw

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any profits? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

>>12167931
if the FED stared at stocks they would have kept from increasing, no?

>>12167934
oh yeah i remember that post, thank you

>>12167884
>Based and redpilled.

>>12167726
am seriously so infuriated, UGH
should have made 10k but ended up losing $10

aghhhhh am in need of better broker 100%

>>12167938
How can one poster be this stupid, it's like reading Trump's Twitter feed

>>12167946
DELETE THIS

>>12167924
>What would you do in a late economic cycle when interest rates still are incredibly low by historical standards?

Sounds like both FED and USD are dysfunctional.

>>12167924
These are all Europe's problems now

I can't wait for Powell's speech now where he will literally dab.

>>12167988
>FED

What can I do to recover from this

The dude weed apparently does not care about the fed shitpost this time. Or, I suppose it's more accurate to say it priced it in already. No serious downward pressure when the news hit. Stuff mostly trending slightly up the last 25 minutes.

PUMP IT

>>12167995
Hell yeah brotha, sure seems like it lol

>>12167995
Tomorrow the Swedish central bank will issue a statement about whether they will raise rates from the current -0.5%.

>>12167924
You realize you can have negative interest rates right? Japan and a few European countries have them. 0 is not the bottom. You do not need to unnecessarily raise rates for potential recession. The hilarious thing is that raising the rates will probably be what causes the recession. The fed is tanking the market so it can recover it after it tanks. Do you not realize how moronic this is?

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT POWELL!!! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT TO SHAKE ME OUT!

wish i could be surfing this momentum
> next time, baby

Get ready for the real moves now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fggHPABDEXc

Sell the news? Sell the news.

>>12168034
> negative interest rates
absoltue tate

FREE COOKIES TO WHOEVER ENDS THIS DAY GREEN
YOU MIGHT JUST MAKE IT

>>12168017
Buy cheapies. Buy some now to be safe and keep buying periodically on the way down.

Here comes the rebound.

>>12167918
the 92.5 Jan Puts are going insane. Theres only 1 buyer and hes raping all the algos by making the Bid go to 0 then offering less each time.

FOMC

Fed is live

THE FED HAS NO POWER OVER ME
BUY BUY BUY

>GE still up %6
Go, go little buddy!

"cross-currents"

>>12168077
fucking kek where can I watch this?

>>12168063
Thanks, will do

SANTA RALLY SO HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT!

don't sound that dovism for me so far

FED'S POWELL: EVIDENCE OF SOFTENING ECONOMY INCLUDE SUBDUED GROWTH ABROAD, FINANCIAL VOLATILILTY

FED'S POWELL SAYS "MODESTLY" LOWER PATH OF FEDERAL FUNDS RATE SHOULD SUPPORT ECONOMY, KEEP FED NEAR GOALS

GREEN DAY
LETS GO POWELL KEEP TALKING

>>12168077
based
it's always nice to see algos and high frequency traders lose

us markets are getting used to rates raising. times have arrived now when not raising rates is a negative instead, carry trades begin!

>>12168111
*dovish

>>12168035
>citing the country of Japan as a example of sane fiscal and monetary policy
Okay, this is epic

> Fed now paying banks 2.40% in interest on $1.6 trillion in parked reserves

wtf is going on. is it going to dump more or we back?

y is it up again lol

>>12168138
Bullrun until the next bullshit happens.

I TRIED TO TELL YOU
>>12165315
>>12167740

https://www.streamtext.net/player?event=CFI-FRB

HERES THE LINK TO THE TEXT FAGGOTS.

>>12167942
>A Random Walk Down Wall Street

Its worth reading especially part 4 which is the long term investment advice.
A mix of index funds linked to US stock, Int stock, bonds, and REITs with an annual re-balance determined by your age. Its got alot of good tricks for avoiding taxes to.

The rest of the book is about why fundamental and technical analysis both fail to predict winner consistently because of human nature. Its interesting stuff but sometimes a bit dull.

FED'S POWELL: FED PREPARED TO ADJUST FORECASTS IF NECESSARY


third rate hike lol

POWELL STOP SAYING YOUR RAISING THE RATES, LET EVERYBODY FORGET ABOUT THAT FFS. TELL EVERYBODY THERE'S NO MORE RATE HIKES AND TO BUY THE SPY. THEN SAY NO MORE QUESTIONS, DROP THE MIC AND WALK THE FUCK OUT.

Market is in Willie E. Cayote mode right now. This shit is getting propped so the funds can sell to baggies and get out.

who is this british soiyboiy asking questions? does't he have brexit to deal with

>>12168162
NO NO NO
ONLY TWO NEXT YEAR NO

>>12168196
IT'S GOING TO BE THREE PREPARE YOUR ANUS.

>>12168040
would go "long" with heather long

>tfw no financially minded qt redhead gf

*clears throat

Post your shorting music
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fed is reducing Balance sheet 4% by 2020 what are these morons asking thats a fair speed

WHY DID HE SAY THEY KIND OF SORT OF AVERTED THREE RATE HIKES THREE TIMES?! THATS ONE TOO MANY TIMES FOR IT TO BE AVERTED. THEY FAILED, THREE INCOMING. TWO PLANNED ONE SURPRISE

>>12168215
*sips melted baby foreskin

>>12168216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0

> POWELL: WE'VE REACHED BOTTOM END OF ESTIMATES OF NEUTRAL RANGE
> FED'S POWELL SAYS THERE IS A FAIRLY HIGH DEGREE OF UNCERTAINTY ABOUT PATH OF RATES

"both the goal and the road there are uncertain"
based powell

bounced off 2530

>>12168209
Are you winning, anon?

Hi I'm Micheal Hunt from SMG capital. Mr. Powell what happened to the moon mission, and why are markets continuing to sell off? Also, when do I get my Lambo?

Liesman asking good questions.

SPX about to break Feb low and go into free fall. Thank you Mr. Powell.

>>12168196
>>12168202
>>12168228
It will be Q2, Q3 and then Q4. I think he will let it sit for Q1. To lure the bulls in before he kills them.

>>12168248
Yes thanks for asking, bought my puts yesterday.

OSHIETE
OSHIETE
YO SONO
SHIKUMI WO

> FED'S POWELL SAYS NOTHING WILL DETER THE FED FRIOM DOING WHAT WE THINK IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO

> FED'S POWELL SAYS POLITICAL CONCERNS PLAY NO ROLE WHATSOEVER IN DISCUSSIONS AND DECISIONS ABOUT MONETARY POLICY

>>12168248
wow she's so pretty
i might be in love

Sour Hour confirmed.

Incoming

Powell, STFU you're tanking my portfolio.

"i have never said we have achieved that goal yet (inflation of 2 %)"
BASED POWELLL

>>12168245
now touched 29

>>12168266
Based

>>12168274
she got blacked

HIT OR MISS
I GUESS YOU NEVER MISS
HUH

>>12167294
if you can't handle not using your trip in a general maybe you should complain about it on your blog

POWELL: POLICY DOESN'T NEED TO BE ACCOMMODATIVE, CAN BE NEUTRAL

>>12168301
Stop blog posting in the general my dude.

Did you guys really think these Fed Governors in (((Academic circles))) would bend knee to Drumpf?

HIT MY BID YOU COCKSUCKERS

FUCKING KIKES
FUCKING KIKES
FUCKING KIKES
FUCKING KIKES

If inflation is down does it mean people are not spending enough or what

>>12167637
>he likes to listen to the sounds of C-SPAN and talking heads

What is the "dot plot" that keeps getting brought up?

>>12168146
made yourself look like a tool lmao

>>12168344
economy in general is overindebted, no money to spend

now past yesterday's low

Dot Plot?
>Can someone plz gib a quick rundown

>FED'S POWELL: SHORT

>>12168351
check their website that has the pdf. it shows where each member voted for what rate for next 2 years. Shows range of hawks and doves in room.

GOD DAMN IT POWELL. ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS BUY THE SPY AND WALK AWAY!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!

>>12168353
it was a trade you dunce, did you think i meant hold it forever? lmao

>>12168351
this is the dot plot
>>12167790

>>12167790
There's the dot plot. The most dots gives the median measure of expected rates. Correct me if I'm wrong.

>>12168248
Life is beautiful, if you're on the winning side of the game

based Powell unleashing his army of bears on the markets

The more this idiot talks the more the market tanks.

It's really fucking simple. Just announce your hikes and leave.

>>12167268
It's not like the markets should determine interest rates or anything.

Also pic related, e-trades press release

>>12168367
Im gonna adjust my policy of 4 shots in the morning to 6

>>12168357
No other possibilities?

>>12168366
>>12168370
Thanks guys

will we hit 250 in the power hour?

2500 incoming niggers

>DIS crashes
>JPM crashes
>SPYD crashes
I'M BEING TARGETED BY POWELL HELP ME

FED'S POWELL SAYS POLICY DOES NOT CURRENTLY NEED TO BE RESTRICTIVE

POWELL: 'ABSOLUTELY WILLING' TO USE COUNTERCYCLICAL CAPITAL BUFFER WHEN FINANCIAL VULNERABILITIES RAISED

"I dont believe policy is restrictive"
BASED powell does it again

i just bought $10000~ worth of marijuana industry stocks how fucked am i? im hoping for some huge returns by the end of 2020 and stocks are on sale rn

lmao why didnt yall buy hedges? im up 9% since october 1 and I am a pretty poor trader, just swing tvix and uvxy you dummies

>52 week lows hit
Haha time for kneepads

>hur have any ceos told you why stock prices are going down
what a retarded question

It's time...for this market to end...

This press conference proves how moronic Powell is. He is struggling to answer why he is destroying us economy. Arrest this man for treason and Russian collusion.

>>12167790 # Dots.
Jeffrey Rosenberg, chief fixed income strategist for BlackRock: "The dots were a little bit disappointing"
> “The most important thing is the dots. The dots met market expectations. A little bit of a disappointment in not seeing bigger reduction in terms of further gradual increases, just the introduction of some in there to soften it, there was bigger expectations there, but I think that’s minor relative to the dots. I think you got the dovish hike.”

Greg Staples, co-head of fixed income at DWS: "Fed dots show significant group still see 3 hikes for ’19: "
> Even the downward revision in the FOMC’s rate projections has a hawkish tilt, said Greg Staples, co-head of Americas fixed income at DWS. Discussing the dot plot, he observed that while the median dot has dropped to imply two hikes in 2019, “there’s still a significant cadre within the Fed that thinks that three hikes will still be in the cards”
> "The Fed is indicating that it’s listening to the markets, it has respect for the markets, but it’s not going to be ruled by the markets"; Staples sees potential for the curve to steepen somewhat, led by a decline in short-end yields.

Daniel Katzive, head of FX at BNP: "Hikes wasn't super dovish"
> "You avoided the super-dovish scenario and you got what the market was expecting,” Katzive told Bloomberg
> The BNP strategist expects Jay Powell to “heavily emphasize” data-dependence at press conference; expects 1Q economic data will be good enough for another Fed hike, which he says implies that the dollar will hold up “pretty well”

Scott Minerd, CIO at Guggenheim Partners:
> “We’re looking at a world where markets have gotten so spoon-fed for so long that any big change in anything upsets them. The interesting thing is the volatility around financial assets is introducing another element of risk that I don’t think any of us anticipated to happen right now. I think people are scared."

>>12168427
some of us have more than nickels to sling kiddo

>>12168367
The beatings will continue until the great depression...

based Powell is not the hero we deserved

It's over. Time to start filling out the McDonald's application.

JESSE CHRISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ITS OVER
ITS FUDGING OVER

>SOME volatility

Powell you bastard.

>>12168425
I feel like the MJ sector is pretty safe. Everyone is going to want to smoke their problems away in a recession.

mother fuckers

COMPLETE AND TOTAL DISASTER

This nig is a fucking idiot. What's his problem?

give me a quick rundown
how fucked is everyone about to be

>>12168449
JUST GUNNA STAND THEIR AND WATCH ME BURN
BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY IT HURTS
JUST GONNA STAND THEIR AND WATCH ME CRY
BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT BECAUSE I LOVE THE WAY YOU HIKE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HIKE

Is there a live stream where I can watch the SPX crash and burn with other people?

wELL SHIT THAT ESCALTED FAST

>>12168445
lol its a scale-able principle u dummy

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME

AAAAAH SAY SOMETHING NICE

Can it get any better than this? Should I close my AMD and AMZN puts?

>>12168425
it should be safe people are addicted to that crap and spend hundreds of dollars on it.

wow, testing 2500 already

>>12168472
Absolutely

JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

NASDAQ DOWN 160 POINTS!

FUCK FUCK FUCK
I HAVE NO MORE MONEY

MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT IS SUICIDE

This market sucks. MOTHER FUCKERRRRRR!!!!

>>12168255

>>12168489
holy shit he's in the future

SPX sub 2500 lmao

>>12168503
I've been watching AMD and in my unprofessional opinion it'll drop about 2% more in the next half hour.

>>12168489
Damn you, you made me look

>>12168489
Too little too late Donny, the damage has been done.

Where’s the bottom?

spx just broke through 2500

congratulations bears we got 'em

STOP TALKING YOU STUPID FUCK

i just fucking blinked and we went from 2505 to 2490

LOL

>>12168535
The bottom was broken through, sorry.

>>12168530
PLS NO I HAVE CALLS

>>12168472
Currently, anyone holding stocks is fucked
Non-holders will feel the rape in the next 3-5 months and birth a rape depression babby by October of 2019 if the USA doesn't find a reason to go to war
>t. survived the dotcom bubble

S&P now officially oversold on daily RSI.

100 point range on the S&P!

DOW 22K soon.

SELL

SELL EVERYTHING

>2494
2494
>2494
2494
>2494
2494
>2494
2494

>>12168548
I’m lmao sitting in money market and short term bonds. This is worse than I thought

t-time to push some of this cash to work

VIX 26.5

249
OH MY GOD
OH MY GODOH MY HODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>12168564
motherfucker this is bad. recession is here goys of biz

>>12168549
I'm sorry

Why is the Fed allowed to crash the economy on a whim?

>>12168489
>It's habbenin

all them cheapies

>>12168389
jej

Down another couple hundred bucks. Fuck. Down $5,500 since October.

you bastard

PUMP PUMP PUMP
CLOSING GREEN

>Powell: Incels don't get jobs.

>>12168584
To make their overlords rich.

is he looking at the stock market on his phone

Amd bounce now!

when i noticed a lot of people irl starting to use robinhood.. i knew the market crash would happen very soon

>>12168601
this

>>12168608
No, he just got a text saying hes fired

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>12168628
>>12168628
>>12168628

NEW

>>12168628
>>12168628
>>12168628

MARKETS ARE GOING BONKERS ALL OVER THE PLACE

>>12168621
Attention Required
Your portfolio value is near your margin maintenance.

full blown crash incoming

Sour Hour Dump! Just crash it you faggots. Lemme see a %15 drop this week.

Everyone thought I was a fool with SQQQ. Who's laughing now, sluts?

>>12168638
No bully please

>>12168489
I do wonder what his reaction is going to be. He'll be furious.

>>12168584
gee golly I sure hope it has nothing to do with getting millions of boomers to move in with their kids after going broke from legal gambling

>>12168648

>>12168659
Is that what it's called?

>>12168648
Me, but I'm not invested in the stock market. Came here for the rare pink wojaks I can add to my collection.

>>12168744
>are rare pink wojaks a good investment?
absolutely

Reeeeee

>>12168535
no bottom we are going full Venezuela.

>>12167722
Underrated post