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It's the big day! (probable) fed rate hike today! yayaya

The Fed will announce its latest rates decision at 2pm Eastern time
link to video:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?455899-1/federal-reserve-chair-powell-holds-news-conference-december-meeting

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previously on /smg/
>>12160092

>> No.12163562
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PREMARKET

>> No.12163570

please hike those rates up high as the sky

>> No.12163571

>>12163562
>handrubbingintesifies.png

>> No.12163591

Friendly reminder that if the Fed decides not to hike the market will tank.

>> No.12163624

>>12163591
and if they do hike it will also tank. win win for powell. he has created the ultimate destruction platform.

>> No.12163643

>>12163591
Nobody cares about the December hike. It has been priced in forever ago. The stance for 2019 is what really counts because the market currently expects no more hikes at all which is dangerous.

>> No.12163663

>>12163643
>which is dangerous
only if Powell has different ideas

>> No.12163702
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any gains? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

>> No.12163729

>>12163643
>Nobody cares about the December hike.
As long as they still go through with it.
> the market currently expects no more hikes at all
No, I think the expectation is for the dot plot to lower to 2 hikes for 2019 rather than 3.

>> No.12163755

>>12163729
I'm talking about what's priced in, not analyst expectations. Check your Bloomberg terminal and you can see the market has internalized 0.8 (kek) rate hikes.

>> No.12163885

>>12163643
This is true about humans but the pattern we've been seeing is algos dont seem to have diminishing returns on reactions.
Last time we had a hike like this in 2015 the markets went bonkers for weeks.

Its gonna be the same

>> No.12163924

opinions on HMNY?

>> No.12163931

>Facebook let Microsoft, Netflix, Huawei, Yandex, Spotify,and more actually read, collect and analyze PRIVATE MESSAGES on top of the usual user data
>Facebook and Netflix make up a disproportionate share of the top company metrics along with the rest of tech
>Powell is bringing down the hammer today

I hope you guys got out yesterday. You had a perfect chance to jump ship during that flat bounce that held through most of the morning.

>> No.12163955
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>>12163924

>> No.12163975

I hope you faggots bought in yesterday, we're never going to have cheapies like that again for a long time.

>> No.12163985

>>12163975
Wanna bet?

>> No.12164013

what time is the hike

>> No.12164025

>>12163975
Yeah, I got about 10K of spy calls and 10Amazon shares, not sure if I should've bought more desu

>> No.12164030
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>>12163975

>> No.12164045
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>>12164013

>> No.12164081

>>12163543
So what does this mean for americas economy?

>> No.12164096

>>12164081
were crashing next year and were taking the world with us

>> No.12164105

>>12164096
Not everyone fortunately

>> No.12164117

>Jerome Powell does the equivalent of being the crazed kid in school that sends you a 'you guys are kind of cool, dont come to school today' message
>retard bulls decide to go to school anyway
The OP image more or less sums everything up

>> No.12164166

>>12164117
lol@lol.lol

>> No.12164190

>>12164013
200 est, then a live conference at 230

>> No.12164205

>>12163975

Stock market is going to plummet as old people try to sell their crap to the childless generations and their nonexistent kids.

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>>12164013
-_-; its in the OP

>>12164117
In the OP image
Powell is represented by the lady with the hangun. She is the leader of the fed.

The dead anime girl represents the economy. the guy clutching the dead anime girl is a stupid bulltard who is next in line for a bullet in the head

>> No.12164222

>>12163975
but my bid didn't get hit yet :(

>> No.12164275

>>12163885
>Last time we had a hike like this in 2015 the markets went bonkers for weeks.
lol the last time we had a hike like this was earlier this year and the markets did not go bonkers. Unless you mean the time before last which was also earlier this year and the markets did not go bonkers.

>> No.12164312

>>12164275
Those were anticipated and priced in,
see
>>12163755

Right now we don't know if the FED will do the 1 anticipated hike or if they will do 1 + 3 next year.

>> No.12164332

My bowels are now in a state of uncertainty. This presents a challenge to future outlook. 2 or even 3 visits to the toilet are definitely not off the charts.

>> No.12164360

>>12160092
>3D thots can fuck off
Lol did you fail to lose your virginity again Comfy?

>> No.12164390

>>12164332
Im going to use this post to predict the future, think about it - what if your bowels are linked to the collective mind of the FED board?

time to buy puts

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Spam this kïke to help Powell hike

>> No.12164415

>>12164397
Does this moron still live in Puerto Rico solely to lower his taxes?

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>> No.12164424

>>12164415
What's wrong with lowering your taxes?

>> No.12164434

>>12164424
police stop getting paid and your shit starts getting stole by poor people

>> No.12164439

This is going to be another edition of Robinhood General went short and gets justed by green day. I can't wait for the wojacks.

>> No.12164441

>>12164424
Nothing until you have to take such drastic mesaures

>> No.12164446

>>12164434
>wanting to pay for public police when you live in a gated community
Thats like paying a double tax for fun

>> No.12164450

>>12164439
You change your mind alot

>> No.12164463

when is this announcement supposed to happen anyways?

>> No.12164471

>>12164446
>wants to pay for private armies
Are you 100% sure you can win that particular game and if you can why don't you just make the people of your new country pay for them?

>> No.12164477
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what the fuck is this hair

>> No.12164481

New privacy scandal for FB, down in premarket

>> No.12164501

>>12164481
old news for several hours

>> No.12164508
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>>12164477

>> No.12164526

>>12164501
You're right anon, really old news. Our europoor press agencies are slow as fuck.

>> No.12164529

>>12164471
America was literally founded with militia in mind

>> No.12164533
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Ask someone who has bought 600k JPY of TYO 9434 (Softbank) anything.

>> No.12164539

>>12164508
Why would they put a security device on the one with an African American?

>> No.12164543

>>12164533
bought now or before the 16% slide?

>> No.12164547

>>12164543

Before

>> No.12164550

>>12164547
got a rope, then?

>> No.12164551
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>>12164539

I wonder....

>> No.12164554

>>12164529
and the soviet union was founded on distributing wealth

>> No.12164566
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>>12164550
No, I've no money to buy any
Maybe I should sell the Nvidia stocks I bought in October to buy one... I'm not checking my 'Murican stocks since then.
They must have gone up a bit

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Good day yesterday :)

>> No.12164598

>>12164566
Standstill, I have some bad news for you.

>> No.12164618

>>12164551
Why is the white kid a cop with a family, and the African American kid driving a stolen car?

>> No.12164632
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>>12164618

You're making this WAY to easy

>> No.12164637
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>>12164598
What?
Is it about your dog? Please tell me he's ok. I love that pup.
I can sell some of my Activision-Blizzard equities to pay for the pup's treatment. Surely they must have doubled since last year.

>> No.12164661

>>12164632
How come the African American mother isn't standing with the kids father?

>>12164637
Blizzard announce Diablo mobile and a wc3 remake, no WC4 and people don't play hearthstone anymore. I'm sorry dude.

>> No.12164662

Someone posted a pic of dollar cost averaging some time ago. Is there any better alternative or avging is holy Grail of market tactics
>>12164554
?

>> No.12164666

Morning you beautiful bastards
lets make some money

>> No.12164673

>>12164662
It's a pretty solid strategy if you have many years to invest, but if you're like a 66 year old boomer, you should be shitting your pants right now.

>> No.12164682

>>12164662
the point is just because you want a country to be a way don't mean it will be

>> No.12164684

>>12164312
>Those were anticipated and priced in
>Nobody anticipates a rate hike happening today, though.
wew

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>>12164661

>> No.12164705

>>12164690
Now that's just racist man.

>> No.12164712
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>>12164690

lost

>> No.12164719
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>>12164661
>How come the African American mother isn't standing with the kids father?

>> No.12164725

>>12164682
That's retarded
>>12164673
Yeah I'm 21 but with current incomes and expenses I will retire in 10 years so it's worrisome, thx

>> No.12164727

>>12164666
BIG MONEY BIG MONEY NO WHAMMIES

>> No.12164738

Who here all in on puts

>> No.12164750

>>12164725
ok tell me again how wonderfully Venezuela is doing

>> No.12164758

>>12164738
ME

>> No.12164773

>>12164750
How is it related to America being found with concept of private militia not government you have now? Not only it's a different country through all of the history, most importantly Venezuela was never as great as America back in a day before it all went to shitty mix of socialism-capitalism that clearly does not perform as good

>> No.12164806

>>12164773
>America was literally founded with militia in mind
sorry I obviously misunderstood I thought you were arguing that because a country was founded with an idea it would continue with that idea

>> No.12164832

>>12164463
1400

>> No.12164839

>>12164806
Oh, nah I'm just saying it was there and it was clearly working alright so why shouldn't you get back to better concept

>> No.12164841

>>12164832
copy that Ghostrider

>> No.12164842

>>12164832
What time zone

>> No.12164844

>>12164738
>shorting the bottom
Dumb bears never learn lol. Everything is always already priced in that means today must be green because everyone is expecting red.

>> No.12164848

>>12164842
It's 1400 eastern

>> No.12164861

>>12164844
*snap*

>> No.12164877

>>12164861
*slap*

>> No.12164896

>>12164844
If you watch the markets long enough, this stuff actually gets telegraphed fairly reliably. I don't know why. I've heard theories as crazy as it's a way for market makers to legally signal their intent to other market makers so they don't step on each others toes and then the more mundane stuff like order imbalances. Today is being telegraphed at least in the premarket to be a strong day.

>> No.12164908

GIS MY DICKKKKKKKKK

>> No.12164930

+400 in 5 minutes when will trading be nerfed?

when the algos get too good?

>> No.12164941

Is snap still over valued?

>> No.12164956

Where can i get a good algo?

>> No.12164959

>>12164930
Right after unrealized profits becoming somewhat relevant

>> No.12164982

Look at that VXX fall like a fucking rock!

>> No.12165006

Pump feels artificial. I'm not complaining.

>> No.12165014

>>12164896
>this stuff actually gets telegraphed fairly reliably
>telegraphed
Thanks for the tip, Barnaby. Now what are your thoughts on them new-fangled horseless carriages they got going around?

>> No.12165031

>>12165006
This is called, you'll never see cheapies like that ever again. There was so much fear, you missed a premium opportunity for the purchasing of cheapies.

>> No.12165035

>>12165014
don't mock, Livermore managed to get some sick trades over the wire

>> No.12165040

>>12164959

yours maybe

>> No.12165053

I want to use IB but they need certified copies of ID to open the live account. Why must it be like this :(

>> No.12165062

>>12165053

because its not a mickey mouse crypto broker

>> No.12165075

>>12165031
Wait until uncle Powell talks today.

>> No.12165082

>>12165053
What are you a minority who's too stupid to own an ID?

>> No.12165098

Did anything leak? Both gold and stocks are pumping

>> No.12165104

>>12165082
Just antisocial

>> No.12165111

>>12165098
Weakness in the dollar. I've been saying my Uncle is Jerome Powell and he promised me no more rate hikes.

>> No.12165117

>>12165031
I said I'm not complaining, btw my ID keeps switching.
>I've been averaging down since October. Now slightly less than 50% cash. I hope it rises. Im deep in the hole.

>> No.12165128

>>12165111
Do you have a similarly dumb name?

>> No.12165152

>>12165098
The goldenbullrun starts now.

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>>12164727
>HEHEheheheheh

>> No.12165188

WILLPOWER & BIG BALLS LIKE MINE IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS.

>> No.12165235

>>12165188
market manipulation is the key to success

>> No.12165257
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>>12165235
>tiny balled no gains detected

>> No.12165315

algos will sink the market after fed minutes, wait 5min and buy the dip, it will recover afterwards. screencap this

>> No.12165331

What the shit is this resistance? Fucking buy it goyim.

>> No.12165337

got rid of my options ahed of the hike

>> No.12165373

Hold on, I think we just did a, what we like to call the industry, fucking the moose before winter. Oh wait, never mind we're still going up.

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alittle salty am not longed this morning uh

>> No.12165409

>>12165388
hodl your salt till the hike

>> No.12165416

feels so good to have bought the dip

making free %s, based as fuck

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.12165457
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Bullish Bias

>> No.12165485
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General Mills is Back

>> No.12165489
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>checks up on general mills after earnings

thank you for your mercy, bogs

>> No.12165493

What would happen if Powell cut rates instead of no hike?

>> No.12165507
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GE spinning off healthcare is finally going to unlock some value

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/19/ge-reportedly-confidentially-files-for-ipo-of-health-care-unit.html

>> No.12165510

>>12165493
Retard buy spree and then he actually has to severly hike rates in a reasonable timeframe to counterbalance.

>> No.12165528

cup and handle forming on TVIX

>> No.12165538

>>12165528

He unironically looks for patterns

>> No.12165547

>>12165528
I see a excited pomeranian

>> No.12165549

I opened more puts
I live or die by the short today

>> No.12165552

>>12165538
hurrrr

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>>12165528
>2x

>> No.12165575

>>12165528
I hope that was an attempt at a joke

>> No.12165583

>>12165575
cup and handle is forming on TVIX

>> No.12165594

>>12165583
I already opened a small hedge, sold my long earlier.

>> No.12165595
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TVIX = cup and handle forming on

>> No.12165611

>>12165583
What the fuck is a cup the balls pattern? I just see a giant bear flag.

>> No.12165614

Obviously, the interest rate thing happening at 2 PM will be what determines the direction the market will go in for a while, but it seems like TVIX will run up a bit leading up to that

>> No.12165621
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>>12165611

>> No.12165627

Hope you bought CHEAPIES

>> No.12165653

>>12165621
Bro the cup on TVIX will spill more than I drink, and I don't even see where you can pick it up.

>> No.12165669

>>12163624
the market already tanked you fucking autist

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>>12165627
DDM and UDOW Cheap Cheapies

>> No.12165673

>>12165653
it's a fancy teacup

>> No.12165675
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Days like today make me happy that I got out of /biz/ recommend meme stocks

>And sad I didn't sell MU for $60 a share those weeks I could have

>> No.12165715

3 more hours until the Golden Bulle

>> No.12165730

>>12165715
i have shares on the asx i bought dirt fucking cheap i cant wait till next week

>> No.12165737

Imagine being a big boy who already saw the Fed meeting's protocol.

>> No.12165748

>>12165737
must be based

>> No.12165762

>>12165737
when is the fed announcement?

>> No.12165771

>>12165762
T-3 Hour

>> No.12165775

>>12165762
2pm est

>> No.12165777

>>12165762
tomorrow at 6 am

>> No.12165794

>>12165737
imagine being a retard autist seeking attention

>> No.12165797
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>>12165771
>>12165775
>>12165777
t-thanks I guess

>> No.12165826
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>TQQQ before 2pm
>SQQQ before 2pm

remember, with a certain combination of mouseclicks, you can become a millionaire

>what a time to be alive

>> No.12165833

so it looks like we r going down again

>> No.12165837
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>>12165762
>literally put the meeting time and link to meeting video in OP because anticipated people asking
>they ask anyways
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.12165841

>>12165826
I've got calls on sqqq wish me luck boi

>> No.12165842

>>12165794
Imagine opening a new short right here.

>> No.12165854

>>12165837
never underestimate how retarded people are

>> No.12165855

>>12165842
a new short on what you dumb nigger

>> No.12165864

>>12165841
Why would you purchase options on SQQQ, when you could trade options on QQQ and have better liquidity?

>> No.12165872

>>12165837
>>12165854
Be patient i have autism guys. I love you.

>> No.12165877

>>12165864
Why would you purchase options on QQQ, when you could trade options on BU BU BU and have BING BING WAHOO?

>> No.12165886

>tripfags think people read the OP
Your effort is wasted on us faggots. What next? you think we actually have money to invest?

>> No.12165896

to be fair i only read the op like once every 6 months and then I just bitch about it for 15-20 minutes.

>> No.12165909

>>12165896
i been here almost 2 years never looked at the OP
dont even own a stock

>> No.12165916

>>12165877
his question is valid. sqqq option spreads are quite big, qqq's are efficient.

>> No.12165926

>>12165916
Some people like you know paying more for less. I don't give a fuck.

>> No.12165948

>>12165926
I buy high and sell low, that's how I roll

>> No.12165949

>>12165864
The reason I'm trading the is because of the spread, and how cheep they are currently. Because I think Powell will either capitulate and either stop all hikes including this one. Or hell go full on and announce more hikes and either will tank the market short term.

>> No.12165959

>>12165837
Maybe if you didn't have a guro picture with shitty comic sans ms paint writing on it people would read your OP more carefully.

>> No.12165982
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>>12165949
>The reason I'm trading the is because of the spread
You're not a market maker you dumb shit. You're buying the ask and will sell at the bid.

>> No.12165995

>>12165982
Yeah it's like when you reverse arbitrage your crypto.

>> No.12166002

>>12165949
isn't today the perfect day to strangle? fed hike, market goes down, no fed hike market goes up? what are the odds the news makes no waves? or is that already priced in?

>> No.12166010

$SYGP

>> No.12166031

>>12166002
common knowledge, already priced in to the implied vol. market will have to move more than anticipated to be profitable

>> No.12166034
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>>12165909
What is this "OP"?

>> No.12166038
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uht oh, senior loans arent feelin too good

>> No.12166051

>>12166034
oscar pistorius

>> No.12166055

>>12166034
Would you have your maid make some more of the quacamole. Georgie wants some.

>> No.12166058
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Conagra foods no longer selling their Cooking oil brand to SJM because of Monopoly laws :( poor smucker

>> No.12166063

>>12166038
Hand wringing intensifies

>> No.12166071
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When is the rate hike news coming, I jus got off work.

>> No.12166074
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Thoughts on the ALEAF - EMBLEM acquisition?

>> No.12166087
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I wonder if this fed "meeting" is just orgies with children

>> No.12166114

>>12166071
tomorrow at 6am EST

>> No.12166120

>>12165959
shut the heckies up
me OPs are typographically, thematically, and kinoly correct

they are designer tier OPs your just a dummy

>>12166058
thanks trump
hes not even letting us have consumer staples as hedge anymore

>> No.12166146

>>12166120
yeah fuck trump and fuck jannies

>> No.12166148

why do you kids worry about daily movements

literally think long term, if your worried about needing money in anything less than 5 years youshouldnt be in equities to begin with

lmao just be a boomer and buy bonds

>> No.12166163

>>12166071
okay
you are getting the knife

>> No.12166165
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>>12166148
>Why do day traders worry about daily movements

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>>12166165
>i'm a trader

>> No.12166181

>>12166148
Because investing is BORING
Trading is FUN

>> No.12166186

ok guys so when is this FED meeting?

>> No.12166187

>>12166148
>why do you kids worry about daily movements

I don't

>> No.12166196

What time is the FED meeting?

>> No.12166199

>>12166148
>>12166148
>why do you kids worry about daily movements


Because Options Expire DAD!

>> No.12166201

ok guys so when is this New Year's Eve?

>> No.12166205
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>>12166146
drumph; the orange man, he bad.

>> No.12166214

>>12166148
I'm here to maximize, and not just let the mega kikes out jew me.

>> No.12166215
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>>12166196
*psycho stabbing sound*

>> No.12166218

>>12166196
stop capitalizing fed, it makes you look retarded. anyways they do it at 6am while markets are closed to reduce volatility

>> No.12166222
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>>12166120
Speaking of Food
Now is a good time to buy FDP

>> No.12166228
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>>12166148
>tells people if they need money in less than 5 years to buy bonds

>> No.12166230

>>12166201
>>12166186
>>12164463
>>12165762
>>12166196

Needs to be a meme tbqh

>> No.12166234

>>12166215
Watching with my wife's son. When does fed meeting begin?

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>>12166205
>that gayface

>> No.12166246

>>12166234
after this bullrun

>> No.12166252

>>12166234
ask the little Tyrone, he knows Jerome

>> No.12166254

God damn its TOMORROW AT 6AM

>> No.12166256

>>12166228
never underestimate the retarded shit that comes out of this thread dude

>> No.12166268

>>12166254
what is?

>> No.12166281
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>>12166228
>the market hasn't priced in future rate hike expectations

>> No.12166287

>>12166254
Why do these fuckers always make the announcement when the markets are closed? Its like they make you pay a premium for the after hours trading and you have too damn early to even fucking react to important monetary policy that is going to impact the whole world for months to come. I fucking hate it.

>> No.12166319

>>12166287
The bots need EVEN MORE of an advantage, apparently

>> No.12166390

When would the opportune moment be to re-lever my position for maximum explosion of profits?

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>>12166222
am very tampted to buy a staple stock atm
it just seems like all of them are dying

>> No.12166425
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last set of minutes

>> No.12166427

is RIOT the best option for following BTC prices with an actual equity? 40% move up in 4 days......why is it moving so much more than BTC is?

>> No.12166432

aaayyyoo when be dat meeting

>> No.12166451

>>12166432
Cancelled until further notice.

>> No.12166458

>>12166427
no, check out $GBTC

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>>12166423
>it just seems like all of them are dying
because they are income and we in rising rates envire. Now think what will happen when Powell slows down

>> No.12166500

>>12166427
>This summer
>BTC rises 20%
>RIOT drops 40%
>BTC drops 20%
>RIOT drops another 40%

Yeah great buying opportunity

>> No.12166503

WM ahhhhhhh

>> No.12166511

>>12166458
is this superior or inferior to just owning BTC? Because i do that too, just curious if there was a similar way to buy on Robinhood since I cant buy memecoins there yet

>> No.12166524
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>>12166451
>I have instructed the department of defence and the treasury. To immediately begin the process necessary. To dismantle the federal reserve. And to issue a new dollar. Backed by chainlink.
*Applause*

>> No.12166526

Also on December 21 all the small specs Vix puts and SPY calls will expire
After this the big boys will start knock down the Vix

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>>12166524
>Backed by chainlink
pretty sure he'll go with TrumpCoin

>> No.12166562

Anyone here have live audio commentary running? audio updating you with news etc?

or something like this?

the pure silence is getting to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njwf1FZ-l4k

>> No.12166566

>>12166511
there are pros and cons, depending on your intentions. it's a closed fund which means it often trades with a premium (which could work in your favor later). also there is no avoiding the tax man with this. however if you dont want to worry about managing keys and whatnot, the company (greyscale) is on the up and up.

>> No.12166569

>>12166552
>>12166524
>>12166511
>>12166500
>>12166427
shitcoin threads are >>>/lgbt/

>> No.12166571
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MY WEED STOCKS

>> No.12166597
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>>12166571
Anon... I

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>>12166562
This is awesome, is there a livestream of this?

>> No.12166607

>>12166425
what site is is this?

>> No.12166613

>>12166571
Should have bought GE.

>> No.12166618

>>12166607
wsj comparison tool here
https://projects.wsj.com/fed-statement-tracker-embed/

full statement & minutes will be released here
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomccalendars.htm

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i hope trump will save us from the fed rake hikes!

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>>12166643

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lol bears trying to FOMO the other side now. it's too late. you didn't have the courage to buy the dip. you get to buy my bags now.

>> No.12166669

>>12166643
trump needs to shut up about this shit. him whining about it makes it harder for them to change direction since they want to appear to be acting independently and don't want to catch shit for kowtowing

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>>12166666

>> No.12166687
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>>12166524
>backed by Chainlink
>backed by an ERC20 premined token that's backed by Ethereum, a shitcoin that's backed by the success of Bitcoin

>> No.12166688

I bought SPY 250 PUTS at the fucking bottom. Fuck this market. Fuck this thread. I am not coming back you guys give terrible advice.

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>>12166666

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>>12166524
>>12166687
wrong thread, faggots

>>12166688
>WAAAA EVERYBODY ELSE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN BAD DECISIONS

bye

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>>12166688
>shorting the generational bottom

>> No.12166714

>>12166688
lol i bought 256.5 Spy CALL 12/19 yesterday
Guess there can be only one winner bro, better luck next time

>> No.12166716

>>12166688
Bears get the bile farm

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>>12166666

>> No.12166756

>>12166665
The comparison to Huey Long is just insulting.

>> No.12166761

>>12166669
Problem is if he doesnt shut up, his base will think hes become part of the swamp and that the Fed controls him once the market starts correcting from the hikes and they interpet it as a crash.

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>finally sold AAPL at $166
>it immediately went up to $167
>should have sold when it was in the 200s
fuck my life

>> No.12166775

>>12166761
Still makes it Trump's fault for commenting on it in the first place, no one would have cared if he just said nothing. It was an unforced error.

>> No.12166780

>>12166761
good point, hadn't really thought about it from that angle

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>>12166756
just wait until Bannon becomes a far-left president who wins in a landslide 30 or so years from now

>> No.12166789

>>12166756
Get the fuck out of this general.

>> No.12166792

>>12166769
>selling AAPL
why? you know it will be back at 220 within 6=12 months

>> No.12166794
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>>12166781
>Bannon

>> No.12166805

>>12166792
ok

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>>12166781
>>12166794

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>>12166792
Maybe... Maybe not
Bull market is ending

>> No.12166829

This could possibly be the time where you buy all your favorite stocks on sale and let them sit all year.

>> No.12166837

Allergan had a spicy dip on breast implants

>> No.12166838

>>12166792
I didn't sell all, only a few hundred shares. They don't seem confident in their ability to push units and I'm skeptical of their ability to continue to increase prices/profit margins.

I also need the liquidity + I'm hoping for another housing/loan crisis (probably starting in auto). The prices in my area never fell and I want to get into some investment properties.

>> No.12166840

What time is the decision?

>> No.12166854

>/smg/ mega bullish today, even retarded tripfags
Yep, that's a big bear coming.

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>>12166794
>>12166812
whoops, i did mean Barron Trump of course

>> No.12166860

>>12166840
6 PM tomorrow

>> No.12166865

>>12166566
i dont mind paying taxes because i am making it no matter what, dont want the stress of being a white collar criminal

there is definitely value in not having to deal with my stupid keys and such, and just buying fractions of a BTC with that trust and not worrying about the safety of my assets

and really if BTC moons, who cares about a small premium i might lose? and if BTC goes to 0 well it doesnt matter either

>> No.12166875

>>12166769
Man, you'll never time it just right unless you have really good dumb luck. Did you at least make a profit? That's all you really need.

>> No.12166881

>>12166854
I'm a retarded trip and I'm bearish

>> No.12166946

SPY just went under the EMA
Sell it, buy it back later

>> No.12166947

>>12166860
kek

>> No.12166961

When will papa powell crash this plane with no survivors?

>> No.12166973

>>12166961
you missed it

>> No.12166980

>>12166792
no it wont

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>>12166961
>1 hour remaining

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>>12166865
yeah these days the premium is OK, but would have recommended against it awhile back. i would expect the premium to drop further if another competing product was made available.

>> No.12167040

>>12166987
presumably the premium, if its the only product available for retail NPCs, will go up as price goes up right? so in a sense its slightly leveraged?

I own a couple BTC but hate having nearly 5 figures stuck behind some random string of characters 'key', ill take taxes + premium in exchange for security, i might pick up some shares of this then

thanks bro

>> No.12167097

I'm betting we'll close the day on red. I'd be prepared to short too if I was a burger. I trust my feelings, I'm a feelings trader.

>> No.12167116

>>12166666
Never listen to Satan.

>> No.12167122

>>12166688
Market is at the low for the year, better fomo and short the fuck out of it.

>> No.12167138

>>12167040
if btc increases in price, i would assume interest would follow, as well as the premium if history is any indicator. it's not so much leverage, but rather the price to play the btc game with a brokerage account (not using futures). if you want to be opportunistic with your purchases, the formula is as follows;

GBTC price / 0.00099727 = GBTC's value per BTC

so at current price of $4.50, we're at $4512. Spot BTC is $3800, so the difference in % (18%) is the current premium. it's worth keeping an eye on as it was 12% yesterday.

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>> No.12167156

>>12167142
That's a big hike.

>> No.12167166

>>12167156
UUUU

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>>12164439
>>12164539
>>12164598
>>12164618
>>12164661
>>12164673
>>12164705
>>12164982
>>12165031
>>12165082
>>12165111
>>12165331
>>12165373
>>12165528
>>12165552
>>12165583
>>12165595
>>12165611
>>12165614
>>12165621
>>12165653
>>12165673
>>12165842
>>12165854
>>12165864
>>12165896
>>12165926
>>12165995
>>12166031
>>12166038
>>12166146
>>12166179
>>12166187
>>12166214
>>12166218
>>12166228
>>12166256
>>12166281
>>12166287
>>12166390
>>12166425
>>12166451
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>>12166552
>>12166566
>>12166618
>>12166669
>>12166680
>>12166690
>>12166700
>>12166756
>>12166775
>>12166780
>>12166812
>>12166829
>>12166860
>>12166881
>>12166987
gas all tripfaggots

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>>12167142

>> No.12167174

>>12167142
Was getting margin called part of your plan?

>> No.12167180

If everything happens mostly as expected, Powell's conference will become even more important, especially with regards to any comments about how close to neutral or any changes on the path to getting neutral.

Also, I know it's sometime today, but does anyone have the exact time for the announcement?

>> No.12167192

>>12167138
https://www.neotechdevs.com/gbtc/?gbtc_price=%244.50&btc_price=%243%2C750#premiums this does the math too, simple enough in either way tho

its interesting as to why this necessarily matters to me personally as an investor though. If i pay a 18%~ premium, but can sell at a 18%~ premium, then who really cares?

Is your implication with being opportunistic that if you are bullish on BTC long term, then you should look to buy on red BTC days where the premium drops?

>> No.12167195

>>12167171
this desu

>> No.12167203

>>12167171
t. posts about crypto in the stock market thread

>>12166687

>> No.12167208

pull out your stops or just set them really high, these fed algorithms have a tendency to shake weak hands.

>> No.12167219

>>12167192
>then you should look to buy on red BTC days where the premium drops?
yep, that exactly

>> No.12167224

>>12167208
Just buy it nya
262 in play

>> No.12167231

>>12167203
imagine being that booty blasted after being told to shoo

>> No.12167236

just bought 25 shares of CSCO for my div portfolio, r8 for 20 year timeline

>> No.12167252

>>12167224
I'm shorting VXX to sub $39

>> No.12167264

lmao what

>> No.12167267

>>12167219
:)

lucky shares are so cheap, might pick up $50 worth each day where premium drops by a couple % then, good way to average into BTC as I desire

lets make it bro

>> No.12167273

NEW

>>12167268
>>12167268
>>12167268
>>12167268
>>12167268

>> No.12167292
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uh oh

>> No.12167293
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Alright Powell you son of a bitch. My portfolio is set. I have bought all the cheapies. Gib good enough news.

>>12167180
2pm EST. Press conference at 2:30.

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>>12167267
WORD

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>>12167156
>>12167174

>> No.12167399

>>12163702
im honestly not sure if this is an honest post or not

>> No.12167633

>>12166875
I made about $20k, but couldve made twice that

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>> No.12167914

$FDX buy low homies. beat earnings huge gap to fill