/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12153593
didn't mean to greentext it

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>>12153593
If I could pull off an Indian accent, I would be all over this

>>12153593
Someone needs to do this

>>12153593
This is retarded as shit. I tried recording myself and I tried hard but don't sound austistic enough to make anyone laugh to be honest.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WDdLhHhaXA

>>12154191
kek

>>12154191
it brought me many giggles sir

>>12154191
This is pretty good desu, you legit Indian or what fren?

>>12154250
Legit, past two years in the land of free, before that in Mumbai, India.

>>12154191
EVERYBODY

WE NEED MORE

Hello legit street shitter here, will try to post it once I get home if the thread is still alive

>>12154274
>>12154297
Based and redpilled... /our/ pajeets.

>>12154316
>debased and brownpilled
ftfy

>>12154297
Bhenchod jaldi hag gandu...

>>12154333
Maa chuda lodu. Abhi kaam hai saale. Post kar dunga

>>12154191
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WDdLhHhaXA

Ya did good

>>12154386
Kaha se? Sab theek?

>>12154407
Mumbai aur haan yaar sab theek hain. Par yaar abhi gaand lagi padhi hain. Have a lot of work to do

smells actually pretty good in here

>>12154446
Curried and nan pilled

>>12154407
Ek Vada pav kha aur ek cutting chai Peele mere taraf se.

When SV on Pajeetopia?

>>12154191
very nice sir, I add some sitar
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XISUEfFFTT

>>12154616
Lmao

>>12154616
perfection

>>12154616
oh my fucking god

>>12154616
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XISUEfFFTT
FUCKIGN DYING

>>12154616
This is fucking perfection.

Someone please create a video of this with a nice Indian slideshow.

Please.

This is beautiful.

>>12154616
very serene desu listening right now

>>12154616
Wow, this is amazing. I actually sound pretty good with all this stuff. Maybe I should start an asmr channel with sitar music talking about Sahtoshi vishion.

>>12154735
Please do this immediately

>>12154191
post your btc address pls

>>12154743
I will think about doing the needful.

>>12154735
I think we’ve discovered a new niche market for Americans.

Indians making fun of their own culture over some serene sitar music. It’s fucking incredible.

>>12154757
I hope I don't regret this
116AvmnartHA78RKzXkQByeenL3NbkEfW1

when video

this might have made 2018 worth it

>>12154616

Fuck is this real?????

Damn pajeets. Almost as bad as n------/j---.

>>12154616
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XISUEfFFTT
Based and Brownpilled

>>12154616
wtf am I listening to, is this real life?

Best meme from the entire bear market.

>>12154616
fucking kek

>>12154616
AHAHAHAHAHH

>>12154616
oooOOOHHHHHHHH
hAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
FUcking perfect

>>12153604
Thanks for that, couldn't read it in green

>>12154780
>0 BTC
>0 BSV
>no transactions
What did 'the future of p2p money' mean by this?

>>12154616
holy fuck you've made my night

>>12154616
HAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT TRULY BASED AND POOPILLED

>>12154616
based and poopillled

>>12154191
>>12154616

Absolutely legendary sirs.

>>12154616
India super power by 2030 confirmed

>>12154616
hahaha oh wow

>>12154616
Lol

>>12154616
topkek

Very good sirs

>>12156207
You think people don't know how to make a new receiving address? I'll have what ever you are smoking..

>>12156481
hashish sirs

>>12154616
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XISUEfFFTT

If nobody turns this into a video, I will.

>>12156747
do it

>>12154191
>>12154616
Very good, thank you for helping spreading awareness.

>>12154616

>>12154191
>>12154616
Sitar took it to another level.

Dats racist

Are any anons in this thread holding SV actually?

>>12154735
There you go, you can actually make some money...

>>12157213
I am. Memes don't bother me. They're just jokes.

>>12157213
Of course. Would be crazy to bet against nChain. CoinGeek and nChain are literally burning millions of USD on hashpower for a chain that isn't really used at the moment, they believe in the future value of BSV that much. Even if everything about Craig Wright and nChain is fake, which it really isn't for anybody looking deeper, you can't simply fake just the raw cost of that amount of hashpower. It clearly isn't a scam, they are serious.

*applause - good job rakesh.

>>12157213
Everyone that is simply holding BTC since a long time ago is holding BSV, just remember that.
That includes banks, governments, organizations, companies, trusts, estates, etc etc.


All the shit you see on social media just a tiny drop in a much larger body of water.
Use your brain and you might make some money at some point.

>>12154191
>>12154616
Absolutely legendary

>>12157499

>>12157609
I honestly didnt expect this.
But will be interesting to see how this plays out.
I recommend looking into that diet he talked about and a youtuber called sv3rige too... interesting stuff.

>>12157717
How’d you know? I watched this last night. https://youtu.be/isIw2AN_-XU

Have you tried it? I’ll try it for a week

>>12157783
I've been experimenting since a few months ago.
I never go full carnivore, I just experiment with eating beef tartare now as some of my meals, and lots of raw egg yolks.
I feel better, more energy.

I still eat other foods though, potatoes, rice, fruits, honey, dairy, etc.
Just the idea of eating meat in this way was a redpill for me, I never even considered it.

Give it a try anon, see how you feel.
I actually read a blog when doing research about a lady who went full carnivore (only beef all day long) who felt better after she added starches back in. But everyone is different.

>>12157815
I’ll try it, I’ll take vitamins as well. I’m curious anyways .

>>12157815
>>12157848
you're only at 40% potential if you are eating ANY plant matter at all

>>12157717
Imagine being so low IQ that you think sverige is intelligent and an all meat diet is a good idea. LOL

>>12157876
How do people get this stupid? Seriously, what happened?

>>12157213
yes sir, all of us, holdin satoshi vision sir, 1million by eoy

>>12157956

>>12157848
true, check out sv3rige on youtube sometime
he's crazy, but in a good way.

>>12157876
kek

>>12157918
kek

>>12157334
>3/10
Not enough needful, sirs and Creg in your post, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIh3SgIAP80

>>12158669
lel bring it all together

>>12157717
what diet did sir Peterstein talk about?

>>12158270
What can I say, you'd have to be crazy to bet against nChain and CoinGeek

>>12157918
Speaking of diet, have you heard that Ryan X Charles now look most forward to Proof of Steak?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0jHBvuEWZU

>>12157213
all in unironically

>>12158989
It's called the carnivore diet
basically he eats only beef, all day long.
I think its a bit of a meme, but theres truth to it too, and its very useful against all the vegan shilling that goes on these days.

you can find a video of him talking about it with joe rogan

>>12159604
fasting is a death cult, just like veganism
if he does it just once, that's fine.
but if it makes it regular, he will die.

good luck though.
the correct way to be healthy is to eat as much as possible, but only good foods.
be like a hungry animal in nature

>>12160069
i have more energy than 99% of people
despite everything thats been done to me
its cause i know what im talking about when it comes to diet.

fasting is a one way street to death.

>>12160100
Not eating for 2 weeks sounds crazy to me too, especially for someone like Ryan who isn't exactly overweight to begin with. But it's also important to remember that everybody works differently, some could probably fast regularly without negative effects just because their bodies are fine with it for some reason.

>>12160188
If you do it every now and then, there might be some benefits, apparently the body can consume bad tissues, can clear the intestines of pathogens, and some other things.
But ive seen people get the same results from intermittent fasting too 8/16.

But on the whole, most of the people who talk about fasting these days are already way too skinny, way too underfed/malnourished, and would benefit from actually eating more food.

But experience is the best teacher.

>negative effects
that is relative.
health is a spectrum from 0-100
it is not a binary switch

most people live at 50-60
If they dip to 40 during a fast they wont notice a thing
but theyll never ascend to 80+ like they should.

People in the west are so fucked these days because of bad diets. Hormones out of wack, especially mothers who are pregnant.. everyone is doing everything wrong.

....
I'd go out on a limb and say the majority of issues with the west right now are dietary.
Can you imagine a bunch of guys sitting around eating steaks butter and eggs all day long being s o y boys that are ok with immigration and look up to a kike on a stick?
I doubt it.

>>12160289
sir, we are very used to fasting here in Mumbai. do not worry sirs, Mr. Ryan X will be happy and well with Dr. Creg by his side.

>>12154616
That was fucking unreal. Thank you

>>12154616
High Level

>>12160825
fix yourself

>>12161033
The low quality is an enormous part of the a e s t h e t i c you retarded namefag

>>12154616

>>12161061
obviously, did the newfag think i was serious?

>>12161119
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>12161180
fell into my trap again, you should just call it quits

>>12160640
kek

>>12161224
your attempt at damage control is as cringe as it is transparent

>>12153593

>Bunch of autistic cum skins asking aspie shit skins for help so they can further dehumanize them.

Disgusting.

>>12161224

>>12161284
>cum skin
>shit skin
fuck off scaleskin

>>12161284
SIR

Sirs oh sirs oh sirss,

https://www.cryptopivo.com/a/jp5p1qan

>>12161263
psssh...nothin personnel...

>>12161296
kid...

>>12161389
Good sir,

This woman has many great promises of eternal life if poo flies are attached to cow

>>12161307

Omegakek

>>12161284
> Anon’s first day on 4chan
If you get that offended over memes then this site probably isn’t for you. People talk shit about Europeans, Americans, Chinese, Koreans, Canadians, black people etc. on 4chan too.

Everyone on here (except you) knows that not everyone fits into stereotypes.

>>12161284 #
> Anon’s first day on 4chan
If you get that offended over memes then this site probably isn’t for you. People talk shit about Europeans, Americans, Chinese, Koreans, Canadians, black people etc. on 4chan too. Stereotypes are funny because they exaggerate and overgeneralize. I see people making fun of my country on here too, but I don’t find it dehumanizing at all. It just makes me laugh.

>>12161700
>People make fun of my country all the time
>I don't find it dehumanizing at all
>It just makes me laugh
>Being this much of a cuck

The only time your cum skin anon friends will be laughing with you is when the day of the rope arrives my shit skin fren.