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You're God damn Right he is

He's a glorified con artist.

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

He is, factually, at minimum, 1/3rd of Satoshi Nakamoto.

>>12140861
kek

buy bsv sirs real sanjays visions and sacred cow runs chandra take your rupees to mooooon

>>12140877
Checked.

>>12140861
>this whole post
>turmeric-complete

Mega fucking KEK I literally wheezed.

>>12140913
yes sirs bsv make stiff rocket pump to moons sir buy now

He'll commit suicide eventually when called out on his bullshit.

>>12140940
hes been called out so many times its hard to count. i doubt he gives a fuck

>>12140944
One day it will be too humiliating for him.

>>12140940
He's been called out countless times already:
>https://github.com/CultOfCraig/cult-of-craig
Con artists don't kill themselves, they always come up with new scams to keep their business going. First there were the false claims of being satoshi, after that forking BCH, after that buying and inmediately losing the satoshi twitter handle, and so on.

>>12140966

idk, seems like a fud campaign. weak.

Loving Every Laugh

>>12140861
BASED AND BROWNPILLED

>>12140854
He can’t go back to Australia because he owes millions in unpaid taxes and the government is buttmad over it.
He defrauded a university claiming he was conducting “blockchain research” while he was using their supercomputers and electricity to mine bitcoin for himself.
Scammer. At least he is smarter and more well spoken than Roger and the Bitmain chink

>>12140854
He's a con. I know one when I see one because I'm one too.

>>12142547
jordan belfort is that you?

>>12140854
he could simply prove it, he can't. btc is a sophisticated intelligence operation probably

>>12141343
sirtoshi

>>12140861
debased and brownpilled

>Dorian Nakamoto
>Birth name is Satoshi Nakamoto
>systems engineer on classified defense projects and computer engineer for technology and financial information services companies.
>libertarian
>the first bitcoin transaction was too his friend, a pre-bitcoin cryptographic pioneer
>'no it wasn't me guys, really'
>'probably that australian cunt, yeah that makes sense'

I don't fucking understand you retards.

>>12140854
No.

If he's the real Satoshi, I'm the real Vitalik.

>>12142551
I am grateful to Jordan Belfort for saving my ass. At the beginning of September I found this article and it changed my mind, I cashed everything out and saved myself the hardship most of /biz/ is going through now.

https://www.cryptoglobe.com/latest/2018/08/wolf-of-wall-street-warns-bitcoin-investors-this-thing-is-going-to-evaporate-like-a-mirage/

>>12140861
lel

THANK YOU COME AGAIN SIRTOSHI!