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>>12138467
then call them a stupid fucking nigger

i kinda know that feel. in high school we had one black kid and he'd make me do his stupid overcomplicated black handshake and laugh at me when i messed it up

why are blacks so superior to us feeble whites anons?

>>12138467
Nah, they just messing with you.
I was in the same situation as you op.
But one day I made a yo momma joke to one of them and they all lol'd hard.
Since then they stopped messing with me and consider me one of the guys.
I honestly hate negroes and am happy they just leave me alone .
You should try that op
Cheers !

>>12138467
Kill him.

>>12138527
DONT FALL FOR THIS OP

>>12138467
ignore them

>>12138478
>>12138509
Thx frens. Do you think they would stop bully if I put on blackface? I could do it with a permanent marker so I wouldn't have to redo it every day.

>>12138613
I think you should do us all a favor and fill them with lead

In high school some black kid was bothering my friend, so he printed out a racist meme, walked up to the guy and handed it right to him.

>>12138467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a9o8GHcsck

>>12138467
explain to them what the bell curve indicates and how they should be the ones who feels in inadequate.

>>12139134
HAHAHAHAHA ahhhh WHITES

Redpill em on the Jews.

Also, nut the fuck up and don't take shit from anyone fren.

>>12138541
Bet you are a dumb broad

>>12138467
Complain to your boss (and let him listen to what you record with your cell phone) and mention that it is considered workplace harassment.

Also, have another device squirreled away to record your boss during this conversation.

>>12139352
>B-boss! Jamal won't leave me alone! He keeps asking me to "show him wut dat mouf do" this is workplace harassment! I will not stand for it!

Pussy

>>12139438
Yeah dude, as a man you're probably gonna do more damage to yourself than the other guy by complaining.
Unless you actually have something on him.

>tfw black coworker made me recieve oral

>>12138467
Dey don like yo booty it ain't thick enuf mayne fo sho da reason fo dey bullyin yo ass.

>>12139235
This OP
red pill them on who the real Israelites are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg3OihbIaig

>>12138467
Found the McDonald's worker

>>12140121
Yea and tell them they were kangz too

>>12140129
they WUZ kangz
aren't you one of those false jews?

Just play dumb and be super autistic like you don't know he's fucking with you and answer him in an honest and sincere way. Then walk away.
I had people try to bully me and then when I pull this move, they fuck off and you can't accuse me of whatever the white version is of a 'chimp out'.
My vibe is super easy going and chill but in the background it has a 'you're a fucking retard' ring to it.

>going to movies alone
>at home I get my mom to pack me spaghetti in a 2-liter bottle
>put it in my fanny pack
>decide to take the bus
>i ask the bus driver where the bus is going, he says something I don't understand
>I say "e-excuse me?"
>he says something and I still don't understand it
>I get on the bus anyway
>Bus takes me through the blackest of all ghettos
>a bunch of black people get on the bus, hooting and throwing their arms and fingers into various contortions
>I clutch my fanny pack and look away
>the walk past me and one says "LOOK AT DIS FAT WYTE MUTHAFUCKA, GOTS A RUG ON HIS NECK NIGGA WAT IS UP WIT DAT"
>I turn my entire body away and start shaking
>"AW SHIT WE SEEIN SUM CRACK BACK HEAH"
>my pants are exposing my butt
>the black people take out a boom box and start playing "WOOP THERE IT IS" and start dancing around my buttcrack in some sort of tribal ritual
>"LEMME SEE SUM MORE OF DAT"
>I awkwardly pull down my pants more
>"WOOP DERE IT IS" 'YOOOOO I BE LIKIN DIS!' they variously exclaim
>the bus finally stops at the movie theatre
>I take out a marker and draw a face on my butt, and then walk off the bus with my hands
>all of them follow me with their boom box, playing "WOOP THERE IT IS" on repeat
>I hand-walk inside and the security guard stops me, saying that I need to leave because I am being indecent
>this enrages my black followers and they start attacking and eating the guard
>everyone starts screaming
>i nervously take out my spaghetti bottle and try to open it
>the pressure launches it as a bottle rocket into the cashier, killing her
>i realize I had a crush on her
>start crying uncontrollably and my exposed face-butt starts sputtering shit
>everyone suddenly turns to me in a roar of laughter
>go home alone

>>12140286
Goddamn that’s one fucked up dream

>>12138467
You work at the Ooga Booga Store selling them Click Clacks, dog? Them shits on fire, son. Believe that. Mmmm.

>>12139573
what happened man? I'm so sorry

>>12138467
Find where they live, put on a balaclava and beat them with brass knuckles or baseball bat.

>>12140386
Just hang the nigger.

>>12140386
>>12140401
Peace and love guys

>>12140286
I don't believe your spaghetti bottle exploded, enjoy eating cold spaghetti with your cashier gf scamp

>>12140401
I will crack your skull and eat your heart, craKKKa.

>>12138467

Burn a cross on their lawns. Works every time.

>>12138467
Stand up to em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U4II4WXPLo