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>>12137375
Kek

>hey grandpa why do you have the global supercomputer AI's logo tattood on your arm
Oh its the reason why our family is rich as all fuck.

>>12137375
>Implying my grandkid is asking me this
>Implying I ever had the chance to stick my peepee in a wet hole

>>12137375
Vitalik is Canadian

>>12137375
I think its moar like
>hey old guy sleeping passed out in his own puke in the strreets. what the hell is that thing on your arm.
Shame kid.. pure shame...
can I have a dollar?

>>12137456
>he thinks Canadian is an identity

we just found him hanging there in the woods
we don't know who he was, just just had this strange symbol tattooed on his arm

>yfw eth goes through a rebrand

>>12137442
>>Implying I ever had the chance to stick my peepee in a wet hole
be glad you don't know.

once you've known and you have to go years without, now that is pain.

>>12137375

>>12137375
reminder that people were already getting crypto tattoos at a total mcap of 100b. take ur own conclusions from this

>>12137523
just don't get married you fool

>>12137564

but muh early adoption

>>12137417
>Blockchain
>powering super computers
I mean I guess you could do that but it would be easily outdone by a normal system.

>>12137499

>>12138614
yeah but this one is decentralized and censorship resistant

>>12137499

Kek

>tfw bought 5000 ETH at $2
>tfw sold it at $500
>tfw ready to buy another 10000 when it reaches $50
Life is good.

>>12137499

kek

>>12137417
This is what probably is gonna happen. Motherfuckers who get that shit tattooed on them hodl on for dear life, they might actually emerge on the other side

fak vitali buratino

>>12137375
Granpa, go and make someone check that tumor in your ETH tattoo, pronto

>>12137456
>Vitalik is Canadian

and Bruce Lee was American, not Chinese

>>12137553
oh no

>>12139199
>getting a tattoo over a mole
Imagine being this retarded

>>12137523
No you emerged on the other side. You may suffer but you are normal. To be what never was, to never taste the honey and to be scorned for it, that is true suffering.

>>12137375
Nobody would get this tattoo unless they made a 500x+ and cashed out. If you see this and bought in this year, you are a late adopter. Sell.

might tattoo bitcoin if i make it

>>12138614
Dfinity and Oasis Labs would like a word with you.

>>12138656
Both of those are meme words when discussing individual machines rather than networks

>>12140104
>meme start ups mean that a concept is both feasible and profitable
lol

>>12137375
just imagine getting a tattoo of a blatant ponzi scheme

>>12141079
Bitconnect started the collapse so at least he has a bit of history on his arm.

>>12137375
>It's what my wallet looks like when I open it and look down at it

>>12141079
>>12141103

It's a sharpie you blind idiots.