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Persistence edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>> No.12127222

>>12127215
Hitler did nothing wrong.

>> No.12127237
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>>12127222
well for starters, he lost

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>>12127222

>> No.12127267
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I don't want to set the world on fire,
I just want to start a flame in your heart

>> No.12127287
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12127287

I make a bunch of erotica... Where can I upload to make money off of it?
Also I make porn where I get head from trannies... How do I make money off of this?

>> No.12127292

>>12127251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLUGn3N7jBg

>>12127287
You are Jewish.

>> No.12127294

I hope you boys bought the dip. I just want to see you make money is all

>> No.12127316

>>12127292
Is being Jewish bad here?

>> No.12127323

>>12127287
Post links so we can check the quality

>> No.12127330

>>12127287
make a pornhub account we told you

>> No.12127340

Also humans came up with market economics. Even using pebbles as money is vastly superior to that communist shit that other animals got going for them.

>> No.12127346

>>12127316
being jewish is bad everywhere

>> No.12127442
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>>12127222
>Nazis simultaneously claim that Aryans are the master race and that they're being oppressed by Jews

if they were really the master race, then the Jews never would have gotten in the position to oppress them in the first place

>> No.12127472

Can someone explain how to filter out tripfag posts? No particular reason, just asking

>> No.12127487

>>12127472
it doesnt seem to work on 4channel @_@

>> No.12127497

>>12127472

just use 4ch.x along with oneechan for ricing.

Trust me, filtering retarded namefags instantly improves the board experience if low on time.

>> No.12127498

>>12127346
Kek

>> No.12127541

Maybe we should just take a break from these threads on the weekends

>> No.12127545

>>12127472
Assuming you aren't using 4chan X:

Settings -> Filter and highlight specific threads/posts -> Edit -> Add -> Copypaste their tripcode into the Pattern box

>>12127541
You can if you want

>> No.12127564

>>12127545
>>12127472
Also, you need to save it, obviously

>> No.12127594

>>12127487
is GPRO the only position you're holding at the moment

>> No.12127621

>>12127541
What the fuck else am i supposed to do. What's the play monday guys?

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>>12127621
>>12127541
The market should be open on Sundays. change my view.

>> No.12127707

>>12127681
There's no reason to think otherwise
The only reason the hours are the way they are is because those are the times that banks were traditionally open when the stock market was first developing

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>>12127222

>> No.12127713

>>12127681
oy vey there should be a time commodity derivative

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>>12127681
I need a break from the neuroses. My new plan for getting rich quick is inventing time travel.

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>>12127346

>> No.12127760

Noob here. Can someone explain to be why people expect the stock market to go up 7 to 10% a year on average in long term when the economy only grows 2 to 4% a year? It seems to me that growth in total market cap would slow to a similar rate as economic growth.

>> No.12127766

so how r u guys preparing for the coming recession?

>> No.12127778

>>12127760
Stock market isn't the economy.
Also the stock market is getting goosed by the government by QE, and low interest rates allowing companies to take out large loans to buy their own stock.
But you're right, it should correct eventually.

>> No.12127791

>>12127778
>is getting goosed by the government by QE
was getting, not anymore.
And it is definitely not "priced in", if this was true there wouldn't be any recessions.

>> No.12127885

Sold all my VOO and VEU. Going all cash. Read this amazing post on /r/investing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/a66a1g/dow_falls_300_points_on_global_growth_fears/ebsgrmv/?st=jppr7zki&sh=601a70ab

Yield curve inversion... Check

Companies guiding downward... Check (I once had a better link towards data on this, but can't find it)

Fed pausing hikes... Check

Initial unemployment claims breaking trend and heading higher... Check

Rest of world on brink of recessionary economic data... Check

Valuations still at very high levels (although we have seen some p/e compression)... Check (there are so many different ways to measure valuations, so do your DD to look at others. But most are still relatively high right now on traditional measurements)

Liquidity behaving poorly... Check (there are a lot of other important warnings on this that are varied, but it's a notable issue. Only have one link here however)

Oil in contango... Check

Eurodollar futures curves inverted... Check

Credit spreads starting to rise.. Check

Cyclical industries getting hammered (housing, autos, semiconductors, broker dealers, regional banks)... Check (again, just look up charts on these industries/sectors)

Volatility breaking out... Check (just look at a vix chart...)

Market breadth performing poorly... Check

Market leaders dethroned... Check

1/2 of US CFO’s expect a recession end of 2019, and 2/3 in Europe & over 85% in Canada... Check

Housing prices dropping internationally as well as domestically... Check

If in 3 years from now people say "nobody could have seen this coming", I'm going to call bullshit. People get caught on the wrong side of things like this because they choose to ignore the warning signs that precede periods of growth contractions and recessions, not because they didn't see it. Either that or they plug their ears and repeat cliches about not timing the market as if that means they can't add any type of risk management into their investing process.

>> No.12127901

>>12127594
GPRO and IVR
w-why ;_;

>> No.12127910

>>12127885
you write like a fag kys

>> No.12127924

>>12127885
Overblown

>> No.12127943

>>12127910
Of course, it's copy pasted from Reddit.

>> No.12127954

>>12127924
What exactly is overblown? I double checked his facts and they're all true. Why are you continuing to ignore the obvious signs when they're right in front of your face?

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>>12127901
>that 5 year price action on IVR

oof
on the bright side, at least GPRO is focusing on growth again

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>>12127713

>> No.12128278

What sites do I go to find out up to date information and on the stock market?

>> No.12128300

>>12127222
>>12127237
Didnt finish the job either. Under performed the market.

>> No.12128309

>>12127442
Nah its because aryans have honor and reluctance to engage in certain practices. Such as porn business or loans.

>> No.12128312

>>12128278
thestreet.com

>> No.12128326

>>12127885
>Oil in contango... Check
Was a good post but oil isnt the same as before. Production isnt slowing down in america and they are now realizing they are as large as OPEC. Oil companies are making tons of money even at 50 a barrel.

>> No.12128332

>>12128278
DYOR.
News about the Stock market is largely trash unless you know exactly what you're looking for.
I've been screening stocks for ROIC and Earnings Yield (Greenblatt's Magic Formula) then doing some research on the company itself.

I still think all stocks are overvalued though. Luckily I'm a poorfag so I can research a bunch while saving, and hopefully buy when blood is in the streets

>> No.12128338

>>12128312
t. Jim Cramer
Is it a legit site though?

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>S&P500 at 3,000 EOY

best meme of 2018 imo

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>>12128338
In fact, do the contrary of what he says

>> No.12128369

>>12128355
Jim Cramer is legitimate though. More legit than /biz/

>> No.12128397

>>12127955
it was the most cheapies of REITs during The Dip(TM)
so far its one of best trades every

>> No.12128418
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golden bull run starts tomorrow

>> No.12128428

>>12128418
Starts on Sunday? Just shows how out of touch bulls are. Don't even grasp basic info about how markets work.

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*kills your company*

>> No.12128548

Dude weed is due for a leg up on Monday. I dunno about trend reversal on the ETF but it should uptick on the current range anyway.

>> No.12128576

>>12127885
FED is not pausing hikes you tard

>> No.12128608

>>12127791
The truth is, it is NEVER priced in.
the priced in meme was a lie, and we fell for it

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>>12128576

>> No.12128635

>>12128576
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-fed/fed-seen-slowing-or-even-stopping-rate-hikes-next-year-idUSKBN1O92E9

kys dumbo

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>>12127955

>> No.12128648

>>12128576
Hope everyone is getting their plans together for Wednesday, one of biggest fed events of the year. Hike or no hike scenarios. 2 or 3 hikes in 2019 scenarios.

>> No.12128662

>>12128369
Hello Jim, are you still buying the dip on Bear Sterns?

>> No.12128709

>>12128638
Fair
I know the way google displays prices is fucky

>> No.12128740

>>12128635
>jewman sachs is giving you all the right information goy, listen to him

>> No.12128843
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first for the golden bull run
second for heil hitler

>> No.12128867

>>12128609
dovish hike pop on Wednesday is probably going to be a good thing to short

>> No.12128899

Fuck it, prob next week I'm thinking of bailing on GE and BHGE. Take the profit (loss) and roll it into more NVAX shares and Fox shares. So then when the Dis - Fox deal closes I'll wind up with 6 dis shares (4 Dis + gain 2 from Fox) and reap the nice 0.88 div that comes with them. Later when NVAX busts out those extra shares will be mighty handy. Least I'll be using my money on something that will actually show some profit.

>> No.12128943

>>12128899
sounds like it's time to buy ge

>> No.12128956

>>12128064
Sad though; some people just starting at mcd's make $15 per hr. Meanwhile some dude who's worked at a company for 13 yrs and has to put up with stress and bullshit is only making $12.

My thought: Where do I sign up for such awesome job such as MCD or Walmart where there is no bullshit or stress and I make $15 per to just basically show up on time?

>> No.12128987

>>12128943
Yeah I know, I've been seeing the updates. But then again it makes you wonder just what other "bomb" is lurking about to blow

>> No.12128998

>>12128428
stealth golden bull to take the bears by surprise

>> No.12129010

>>12128987
basically the opposite of what you do is the right option

>> No.12129030

I’m all in on weekly $SPY calls. We are going to rally so hard on Monday. Feels like I’m stealing at these levels.

>> No.12129048

>>12128998
Bulls are like the opposition of stealthy
You are delusional !

>> No.12129071

>>12129030
>We are going to rally so hard on Monday.
What's the catalyst? Bulls haven't gotten good news in weeks.

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>>12129048
golden bullrun starts tonight now

>> No.12129128

>>12129075
It started 5 minutes ago, silly

>> No.12129233

>>12128956
Amazon?

>> No.12129302

Recession please.

>> No.12129338

>>12129302
Yes, let's just get it over with so we can buy some cheapies
The true halvening

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Post stocks you're waiting to enter until they stop crashing and form a support
KHC
GIS
IVZ <---- this especially
F
GE (P/B of 1 and debt restructure)

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>>12129358

Just started another year dca on BTI.
they have very strong brands among teens (newport pallmall american spirit dunhill) and already deeper in the vape industry than competition

>> No.12129484

>>12129457
>BTI
Will be buying also, but it's BATS on the LSE.
Comfy dividend too

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>>12129075
Soros starts things that are the exact opposite of golden bulls, he crashes whole econmommies
and he is a notorious bear

why are bulls so big dumb

>> No.12129522

>>12129338
no, we're going to get 70's era malaise while the market slowly bleeds out.

>> No.12129536

>>12129457
Because I have no morals investing, that looks kino. The dividend looks great, added to the list
>>12129512
RKG if I'm holding IVR, NLY and MFA on DRIP forever am I going to make it?

>> No.12129540

>>12129512
lol uhhh no sweety he Pumped FAANG up and now even he is sold out and its way higher than when he pumped it

>> No.12129548

>>12129522
the worst possible outcome which is why I believe it to be true.

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>>12129540
>tfw nothing will change when George Soros dies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Soros

>> No.12129557

>>12129071
Trump will resolve the trade war. Fed will be dovish. Retail sales are at ATH.

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>>12129556
put some chapstick on holy fuck

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>>12129536
No

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>>12129585
I'll prove you wrong

>> No.12129616

>>12129557
>Trump will resolve the trade war.
that won't happen till end of Q1.

>> No.12129643

Anyone know a screener that shows ROIC on a year by year basis?

>> No.12129658

>>12129557
Trade war is irrelevant. You are being blindsided by the media. The trade war is only one tiny factor. The reality is that the economy is slowing globally. You can see even after trade war cease fire we have been plummeting. Read this post it's very important everyone read it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/a66a1g/dow_falls_300_points_on_global_growth_fears/ebsgrmv/?st=jppr7zki&sh=601a70ab

>> No.12129682

>>12129658
stop shilling your own reddit post you dumb faggot, no one cares

>> No.12129689

>>12129658
>reddit
opinion discarded

>> No.12129701

>>12129658
TL;DR we're at the end of the business cycle.
Also lots of debt. Just let it happen

>> No.12129710

alright nigwigs, what should i buy

>> No.12129718

>>12129710
British American Tobacco

>> No.12129724

>>12129565
this is a bullish indicator that he's putting every dime he has into stocks

>> No.12129744

>>12129710
US $

>> No.12129746

business idea, setup a fake charity and take all the money

>> No.12129828

>>12129540
HE LITERALLY HELPED PUMP AND DUMP FAANG ON EVERY BOOMER IN AMERICA

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For those interested in gambl- i mean speculating on the dude weed, this link is a helpful resource. It's a list of all publically traded dudes weed divided by their reporting currency (USD or CAN) and ranked by reported revenue. If you look at the US ones it will explain partly why i'm more bullish on US stocks than Canadian ones right now.

https://www.newcannabisventures.com/cannabis-company-revenue-ranking/

My holdings as of Friday are: TerrAscend (Canadian but moving in to US market this year), Cresco Labs, Trulieve, Green Thumb Industries, and Cron (because it just filled gap up from the Altria news). Small position in Canopy Growth too.

Recently sold: MPX Bioceuticals and Curaleaf due to bearish read on technicals and/or i wanted to take profit off the table

Whole sector including the ETF is hovering around support. It remains to be seen whether there will be a late December buy frenzy like last year or not.

>> No.12129984

>>12129910
> It's a list of all publically traded dudes weed

Correction, not all. Just the biggest ones. Smaller startups like terrascend and James Wagner aren't on there.

>> No.12129997

dividends exist because dad needs a secret slush fund for pot and massages

>> No.12130217

>>12129997
"massages"
nice try, it's not a massage when the fluid's are your own

>> No.12130224

>>12130217
what if they're his?

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>>12129997
and the major tax benefits they provide

>> No.12130235

>>12130224
what are your rates

>> No.12130296

>>12130235
I'm like a 4chan mod
I do it for free

>> No.12130327

>>12127681
Disagree. Not having to worry about stocks during the weekend is really nice.

>> No.12130342

>>12127681
I agree. The weekend is when I can finally pay 100% attention to the market, and it’s the only time I’m not allowed to because boomers. I am forced to trade shitcoins on the weekend to get my fix. fuck boomers

>> No.12130564

I'm just going to keep buying Apple stock. I truly believe that Apple is one of the safest investments one can make.

Alteryx is also incredibly underrated. No one on here ever talks about it, though. Data Analytics and robotic process automation are good. I hope UiPath goes public soon.

>> No.12130600

>>12130564
I'm going to short APPL because I think everyone here is retarded

>> No.12130669

>>12130600
good play anon

>>12129601
that cat is NO part of FBI

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>>12130669
Are you coming to movie night tonight?

>> No.12130797

>>12130669
>that cat is NO part of FBI

You're right. Cat is actually CIA undercover as FBI.

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>>12130797

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>>12130782
what is movie? Jingle all the way?

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>>12131183
Ratsu wanted Deck the Halls so that's what we got for the night

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I want a refund on my stocks. I am not 100% satisfied.

>> No.12131614

>>12130229
>that chart
>almost 2019
slowpoke.jpg

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>>12128309
>Nah its because aryans have honor and reluctance to engage in certain practices. Such as porn business or loans
aryan here
id do either of these things if it was profitable
>t.master race gold memeber for 26 years and counting

>>12129556
>thinking some trustfand babby will be able to do anything his pops could
shiggy nigger

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>>12131211
>Ratsu wanted Deck the Halls so that's what we got for the night
tight af desu senpaitachi

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>>12131211
finally I get to watch this

>>12131684
Uh Oh its a Teh Profit episode

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>>12130669
so do these niggers srsly ban you just for grugposting?
its so jarring to see you forced to post so normally desu
jihad when?

>>12131754
wew
thank god
i was worried i was all alone

is that ur sexdoll anon?
she looks friendly

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA™

WHERE IS EVERYONE???

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WHAT TIME IS TEH MOVIE???????????

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>> No.12131909

>>12131901
Probably 8:30 mountain time anon, calm down

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>>12131909
>calm down
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>>12131909
comf
u play stalker right?
you ever played call of misery?
shits so cash desu

>> No.12131986
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>>12131909
It is currently 7:16 Mountain (Chad) time. I don’t know where everyone is, seems like these threads have slowed down since the move to 4chammel. I’m kind of pleased, I harbor a personal suspicion a lot of bots and things may not have made the move yet.

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>>12131901
just awoken from my bull nap

>> No.12132096

>>12127222
Unironically Raced and Bedpilled

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>>12131986
>I harbor a personal suspicion a lot of bots and things may not have made the move yet.
maybe
tho from what i saw when i stuck my head into the red boards for a half a second, i think its actually the real users that left
especially when you compare it with the activity on all the other imageboards
all legacy boards over on h8 are on fucking fire rn
moreso than usual
even the normally quiet good ones (like veejee)

the mods around here have been awfully twitchy on the banhammer
i spammed myself into a week long ban to show solidarity for rkg
makes me sick the way they treat her desu
no doubt this kinda stuff is making some people move onto other imageboards

>>12132096
>Bedpilled
no
thats brian wilson
picrel

>> No.12132124

>>12132004
>tfw all my dance webms give me an error message when i try to bost
>even the ones with no sound
gawdammit this site is frustrating

>> No.12132135

>>12131986
The video is uploaded to drive and is processing now.
This nigga better be done in an hour

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>>12132135
>This nigga better be done in an hour
werd
imma go stalk some artefacts for an hour and be back

>> No.12132175

>>12132114
nah man the chans has been quiet ever since GG and when the mods ceased interactions with the commune

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>>12132175
>chans has been quiet ever since GG
i mean thats around the time i left desu
this place really got hit hard by all the redditors diluting it imo. never recovered really.

>when the mods ceased interactions with the commune
yea the mods have been shit for years now, but these new cucks they got since 4channel are relentless. theyre doing their best to try and stifle any sort of community

i got a week long ban for spamming about jihad lol
fucking faggots lmao

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did i miss movie night

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>>12132234
no

>> No.12132241

>>12131211
umh, its getting pretty late @_@

>> No.12132264

>>12132234
>>12132241
He specifically said 8:30 mountain time, that’s in 40 minutes

>> No.12132280

>>12132241
SMG saved your life and you leave movie night to go suck a stranger penis, you make me sick

>> No.12132306

>>12132233
yeah everything fun about 4ch is pretty much gone.
Politics here, politics there.
Pretty much /pol/ had gone mainstream on everywhere from every board, IRL and trashit.
The oldmemes, edgelordery, shittlordery and lolz are now gone.
The newfags are for all intents and purposes, NPCs.

>> No.12132405

>>12132306
Pol was hilarious at that time. Now the humor is down and it's just bitterness. That's how it is everywhere.

>> No.12132510

>>12130564
>I'm just going to keep buying Apple stock. I truly believe that Apple is one of the safest investments one can make.

But why? Their markets are already tapped out to the point where they now have to hide their sales numbers. The only reason their revenue hasn't dropped yet is their price increases, but they've already pretty much hit the threshold of what people are willing/able to pay. Apple is going to decline, especially once the recession hits with full force.

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Alright the movie is ready to go and starting in 1 minute at link in picrelated

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>>12132280
but am about to pass out, usually go to sleep 2 hours ago ;_;

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>>12132567

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>>12130564
I'd rather buy MSFT. At least until Nadella leaves. With the exception of Surface and XBOX, most of their consumer stuff sucks, but their Enterprise business. Man, oh man. Plus, Microsoft's got this interesting strategy where they don't bother making mobile phones anymore, so they instead try to turn every Android and iPhone into quasi-Windows Mobiles.

>> No.12132659

>>12132405
I missed Nigger-postin'
Now it is all hate this, hate that, you sheeple.
Truly a lamebrain cult.

The last time I truly had fun on the chan was during the fucking GET threads.

>> No.12132968

>>12132604
>buy MSFT
When the rest of the NQ shits the bed, do you think this bubble will go unpopped?

>> No.12133010

Anyone else kratom? Is it worth it?

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chirstmas spirit is through the roof
Golden Bull starts tomorrow

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Fun movie!

>> No.12133082

>>12133010
Friend gave me some a few times. Felt relaxed. That's all. That's literally it. Not worth it for the reason of it using opiate pathways.

>> No.12133083

>>12133010
I really, really like kratom but I stopped doing it because I was spending hundreds of dollars taking a quarter ounce plus every day. Really helped me stop drinking errryday though.

>> No.12133112

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gfT7I6X_Qc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gfT7I6X_Qc

Robinhood new checking account is a scam.

>> No.12133137

>>12133112
It's already over
https://www.theverge.com/2018/12/15/18142319/robinhood-finance-startup-checking-savings-product-backtrack-criticism-cash-management-sipc

>> No.12133155

>>12133137
wew

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>>12133137
>>12133155
>>12133112
we should just like... start our OWN bank.. man

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>>12132306
>The oldmemes, edgelordery, shittlordery and lolz are now gone.
this
press F to pay respect to menes

F

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>>12133222
F

>been on 4chin for officially over a decade now

feels terrible man

>> No.12133243

>>12133082
>it using opiate pathways
What?

>>12133083
Do you have to ingest a shit ton to really get a nice fucked up? I just now bought 250g.. I've read suggested doses are around 1-3g every few hours?

>> No.12133245

I stumbled on this article about Altria recently. It seems they have been quietly filing patents on vaporizer designs for some time now. Good on them for doing so as the popularity of vaping has already been cutting in to cigarette market and will of course continue to be a popular consumption method for weed. In this past I have been confused why big tobacco aren't entering the vape market rather than fighting losing battles lobbying against it. Altria currently own 45% of CRON (will when the deal closes) and will obviously be going hard on weed as the legal situation improves.

https://www.leafly.ca/news/industry/is-tobacco-giant-altria-philip-morris-taking-over-marijuana-vape-pens

>> No.12133251

>>12133112
I really hate the new format where it shows 10% Down rather than -10%.

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Fuck 4channel

>> No.12133279

>>12133243
>I've read suggested doses are around 1-3g every few hours?
dont do it more than once a day imo
best not t do every day either because tolerance can build up

try 5-7gs or so if ur tryin to catch a buzz
i like the stuff cuz it helped me quit harder shit, but you shouldnt make a habit out of it either or theres no point

>>12133242
>feels terrible man
i still have fun on imageboards desu
just not on this site very often
especially not anywhere other than here

>> No.12133282

>>12133243
You can’t really get that high from it, you kind of get diminishing returns from how much you take. I would take 7-10 grams before lunch at work, and the same amount an hour before bed to help me get to sleep. You just kind of get a small fuzzy opioid feeling, feels like taking 1-2 hydrocodone.

>> No.12133290

Yield curve inversion... Check

Companies guiding downward... Check (I once had a better link towards data on this, but can't find it)

Fed pausing hikes... Check

Initial unemployment claims breaking trend and heading higher... Check

Rest of world on brink of recessionary economic data... Check

Valuations still at very high levels (although we have seen some p/e compression)... Check (there are so many different ways to measure valuations, so do your DD to look at others. But most are still relatively high right now on traditional measurements)

Liquidity behaving poorly... Check (there are a lot of other important warnings on this that are varied, but it's a notable issue. Only have one link here however)

Oil in contango... Check

Eurodollar futures curves inverted... Check

Credit spreads starting to rise.. Check

Cyclical industries getting hammered (housing, autos, semiconductors, broker dealers, regional banks)... Check (again, just look up charts on these industries/sectors)

Volatility breaking out... Check (just look at a vix chart...)

Market breadth performing poorly... Check

Market leaders dethroned... Check

1/2 of US CFO’s expect a recession end of 2019, and 2/3 in Europe & over 85% in Canada... Check

Housing prices dropping internationally as well as domestically... Check

If in 3 years from now people say "nobody could have seen this coming", I'm going to call bullshit. People get caught on the wrong side of things like this because they choose to ignore the warning signs that precede periods of growth contractions and recessions, not because they didn't see it. Either that or they plug their ears and repeat cliches about not timing the market as if that means they can't add any type of risk management into their investing process.

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>>12133261
fucking this jesus christ mods r gay

>> No.12133305

>>12133282
>>12133279
How does it compare to a hydroxyzine or benzo?

>> No.12133316

>>12133290

(you)

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>>12133242
>>12133222
Speaking of which, have you guys ever rubbed Bengay on your balls?
Feels Great

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Who else here 2 year T note master race? I moved there from stox 2 weeks ago.

>> No.12133342

>>12133305
i mean it doesnt really. benzos are really stronk

heavier amounts will definitely give you a more downer thing
i used to do 10 or 12 or so grams to do that, but try 7 first imo. it can make u feel really sick if youre not used to it. empty stomach helps a lot

>> No.12133349

>>12133325
imma vicks vaporub kinda goy desu

>> No.12133357

>>12133342
I take amphetamines so it's nice having something to take the edge off after work. Plus I like getting fucked up but hate drinking, and I live in a conservative area so no weed. Will give this a try... but it sounds like it's pretty weak.

>> No.12133392

>>12133290
>Valuations still at very high levels

there are absurdly high P/E everywhere

you literally have to be an idiot to think stock price has anything to do with a company being profitable

>pic related

1,591.91/89.25 = 17.83

>facebook

144.06/21.69 = 6.64

>netflix

266.84/95.28 = 2.80

>twitter

35.87/26.59 = 1.34

>google

1,051.71/39.56 = 26.58

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>>12133392

>> No.12133410

>>12133392
>there are absurdly high P/E everywhere
You can't rely on the old method of P/E, we're in a new state of affairs from that Era. We have a new pattern, a new model.

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>>12133410
>new paradigm

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>>12133459

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>>12133459

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This is my favorite general btw
Even though I'm a limp dicked lolcow I love money and reading about it. We're all going to be rich!!

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Chief equity manager at Charles Schwab 100% chance recession next year

Jesus

>> No.12133709

>>12133569
It's kind of fun to get caught into the hype and everything. I don't actually play the stock market, I have a sub-100 IQ and could only lose money on it, but it's fun being here all the same.

>> No.12133744

>>12133697
Really? Recession by definition means two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth

>> No.12133781

>>12133697
>>12133744
>Well there's 100 percent change we're going to get another recession

She didn't say anything about next year. Just that recessions will always happen

>> No.12133805

>>12133459
Once the s&p devs release lightning network we'll be in a state of never ending exponential growth

>> No.12133806

>>12133709
I hope by your post you don't mean you just don't invest in stock anon. You really can't lose just dumping 100% VT and adjusting your bond-stock % every 5 years. Everyone here should be maxing an IRA or 401K, it's free money even if your employer doesn't match.

>> No.12133900

>>12133805
5G will change everything.

>> No.12134112

>>12133290
at least copy the links you lazy nigger

>> No.12134123

Are short-term bond funds safe in a recession? I have found some that average 7~8% a year with little draw down since they launched from 2013

>> No.12134138

Alarming zero hedge article (i know)
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-14/if-continues-were-going-start-hearing-some-fund-liquidity-issues

>> No.12134188

>>12134138
Are there non-alarming Zerohedge articles?

>> No.12134318

> peak oil is here
t. family

how do i invest with this great advice in mind

>> No.12134978

Reminder that the situation we are in is identical to December 1994.

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must...buy...Christmas....lights

>> No.12135452

>>12135428
I bought some on AliExpress. Arrived in 3 weeks

>> No.12135511

Anyone using tradingview can explain me how to set up macd signal alert?
I set condition for cm_ult_macd_mtf to signal? Then probably crossing? But then?

>> No.12135536

>>12134188
>Are there non-alarming Zerohedge articles?

No. They only do hysteria and conspiracy.

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>>12133209

>> No.12135647

>>12134318
if its time for oil and all commodities to crash, thats unironically the "short everything and walk away trigger."
what makes you thik that oil peaked? i still think that after this last crash that its gonna break new highs again soon in the macro sense, but im interested in what you mean by:
>t. family
elaborate

>>12135536
fuckers ripped me off when i came up with my credit crunch theory back in like may or april or some shit too. same exact article as several of my effortposts. almost quoting me. 5spoopy6me desu

personally i just wish theyd paid me
i write way better doomer articles than they have most of the time

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>>12134318
>how do i invest with this great advice in mind
huh actually managed to find my old pic

its a little out of date now, but it ended up being pretty accurate until just recently w the oil crash. the tradewar stuff definitely threw a wrench in my predictions as its smashed commodities at a time when theyd usually soar

anyways, blue is GSCI total commodities index, green is DXY for USD and the white bars are VIX for the S&P. the white circles were me pointing out that we were going through a period of stealth inflation (masked by consumer spending still being high). the pink vertical lines are what you need to pay attention to for your question tho. each pink line is a localized peak in the GSCI. youll notice that what happens after this is a large (relative to the comm peak) VIX spike as well as a large spike in USD spot

so depending on how you wanna play it, long USD, short indexes, long VIX or short all commodities, or simply sit cash for a while. ideally you would want to hedge your bets, so perhaps you could go long USD w some light FX lev, and then betting against one of these factors (long indexes or long comms. i think long DIA is your best bet desu)

>> No.12135904

>>12127885
>If in 3 years from now people say "nobody could have seen this coming", I'm going to call bullshit.
it's still amazing to me how people still fall for the banks' bullshitery. all it takes is one bank executive to get interviewed and say they are still "positive" on x and people will ignore anything else.

>> No.12135941

>>12135904
meh
im not worried
if they keep up their fucking shenanigans like this, we might get a re-roll on fucking hanging all the cunts

the thing im worried about most is the effect on europe. the EU is already set to explode, yuro banks are still way overleveraged compard to US post dodd frank, theyre underperforming severely, and now serious civil unrest is starting to crop up in france due to financial woes. pls stay safe yuropoors, this could get ugly in the coming years

>> No.12135986

>>12135941
shit will start brewing in the Balkans and then spread to the rest of Europe, it can be no other way

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We rally tomorrow. Golden bull is back. Shorts will get margin called.

>> No.12136000

>>12134318
>oil cheaper than ever
>hundreds of years of untapped reserves in North America and the Gulf
>alternative energy usage on the rise everywhere
nah, nigger. we moon now.

>> No.12136013

>>12135452
they probably gonna be super cheap Chinese knockoffs, and they gonna be faulty and electrocute you to death

rip anon ;_;7

>> No.12136014

>>12135941
>serious civil unrest is starting to crop up in france
It simmered down already.

>> No.12136076

>>12135904
Used to be CDO, now CLOs.
People haven't learnt shit even when they'd gone through 3 recessions.
Sadly, people never learn.
Now banks are selling their own fucking clients their fucking banks' stocks/bonds..
Even Mass-advertising asking their customers to put their money and trust in their banks' investment account.
Even insurance companies are pulling the same rancid shit in the form of investment plans.
Retailers are asking people to mortgages ranging from the littlest shit like a fucking smartphone to big-ticket items like cars.

What the fuck is the World coming to?

>> No.12136095

Even government corporations are trying to sell their own citizenry their own bonds
What the fuck

>> No.12136139

>>12135986
personally i think its the wect thats gonna be the flashpoint.
the racial tension is running extremely hot,and the economic stress from the last decade of immigration policy has still yet to be fully felt. take a look at frances employment, wages, living standards and the way theyre trending. these things happen slowly, with a considerable lag to the events that caused them. even if things were resolved perfectly right now, it would still take years for things to get better

>>12136014
yet the situation is still unresolved, and unlike every other movement in recent memory, it remains un-subverted (due to its decentralized organization). even if they stop wearing the yellow vests, i dont expect this sentiment to go anywhere unless the situation reaches an actual conclusion (which macron needs EU approval in order to enact. ie: not gonna happen)

not to mention the fact that these protests have been very inspirational to other parts of the world, many of which are experiencing the same or very similar problems
this kind of macro shit moves very slowly when viewing it only from specific points in the present. only when zooming out and anticipating the macro reactions of the rest of the world can we accurately judge what is happening/will happen.

>>12136095
someone had to hold the bags

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holy fucking hell that took like 100 captchas to post
also wtf is this shit?
ive been warned?
fuck your nigger site mods

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let it be known that effortposting and funposting are not mutually exclusive

also friendly reminder that you are destroying what little is left of the site
feel free to ban me you stupid fucking niggers

keep an eye on 4stats.io if youre like me and wanna watch the site burn from afar

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>>12136139
>it remains un-subverted
It's getting there. This moment smelled kike organized.

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>>12136177
have another fun graph
post count on /biz/ directly mirrors BTCUSD spot lmao

looks like were headed for a r/s too
thats certainly not an accumulation pattern. looks like the beginning of wyckoff phase A pattern

>>12136204
good point. that struck me as odd as well desu
tho it might just be more the fact that in ALL protests, women try to co-opt it to be about showing off their tits. a strange, but definitely not unheard of phenomenon

no doubt the EU is desperately brainstorming how to subvert it even as we speak.
but i have a much higher degree of faith in the frogs general level of intelligence, so well have to wait and see if they bite

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>>12136257
moar memelines on /biz/
im saying sell /biz/ and sit cash for a bit desu senpaitachi

>> No.12136635

>>12135991
no or as they say in france "non"

>> No.12136637 [DELETED] 

>>12136149
>>12131909

>> No.12136643

>>12136637
>>12131901
Goddamit

>> No.12136681

These threads are still around?

lol

>> No.12136697

>>12136681
Wat u mean

>> No.12136711

>>12136681
This is one of the best generals on 4chan and is leading the crusade in saving /biz/. Of course what would both instantly save it and generate two thriving communities in one fell swoop would be to seperate biz and crypto into their own boards.

>> No.12136715

>>12136697

The old /rgt/ threads from 2015. I thought they died off, didn't know they were just re-branded.

>> No.12136727

>>12136711
What's 4chan?

>> No.12136771

>>12136715
Thread name changed when robinhood added crypto trading.

>> No.12136772

>>12136715
it took you 3 years to connect those dots? You ok dude?

>> No.12136807

>>12133074
historically christmas spirit means selling of stocks to buy gifts, sir.

>> No.12136825

>>12136715
we had a peak sometime around this summer
twas glorious
but it too, has passed
hard to say if it was the way the market is acting, or if its because of the site fork, but its likely a little of both

>>12136711
>what would both instantly save it and generate two thriving communities in one fell swoop would be to seperate biz and crypto into their own boards
imo the only way that /smg/ can truly flourish would be a migration to a site where
>1) theres no fucking google captcha for every goddamned post
and also
>2) a place where moderation is handled by OUR community, and not by some absolute shittier pajeet 3rd party that specializes in banning crypto shills (ie other pajeets hired by a DIFFERENT 3rd party)
this site has gotten too big for its own good imo

>>12136771
ackchuallly....
it was several months before that
the old poster, dividend-senpai, who posts that one turkey edit of apu all the time (as well as the wutang investment meme), was the guy who coined it. he likes to remind people of that. hes not here rn, so im filling in

>>12136637
>>12136643
imma go out on a limb and guess that youre trying to get my posts removed
thanks a bunch lad
u niggers killed the only general on this whole site that was worth a damn

if im incorrect, please accept my humble apology. ive simply had enough with this reddit tier moderation thats been going on the last few weeks, so youll have to forgive my venom

>> No.12136826

>>12133410
that what they say every time before a crash. it was a different pattern while interest rates were zero but that couldn't last forever. as rate hikes come in we return to the real world and shit hits the fan.

>> No.12136832

>>12136711
It's mostly low IQ bulls though.
We'll get quality after the correction

>> No.12136847

>>12136715
Oh I see what you mean.

>>12136832
Thinking about cashing out soon, but I'm down a lot since I started investing recently and was retarded. Should I try to make some moves or wait till better times?

>>12136825
We need more chans in general. I can't stand forums with post ratings, activist mods, and feudal users. There's so many things you can do to make one ADHD-friendly and user accessible while preserving the (shit) culture.

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>>12136847
Buying when Q is low and staying in cash when Q is high outperforms just holding in the long run.
It's if you can mentally deal with losing out on immediate gains while everyone else is making money before the market slumps.

I'm not giving you any concrete advice as I'm currently saving before getting in the market. Never been invested before as I'm quite young and from humble beginnings.

>> No.12136926

Anyone else have a lot of Alteryx stock? I believe that it's the next Tableau.

>> No.12136964

>>12136847
there’s no real point in cashing out and eating a loss unless you’re confident you can move the money into something better. If you’re just cashing out to let the money sit in your bank acct and spend it on beer then at this point you might as well stand pat.

>> No.12136976

>>12136847
>We need more chans in general
i mean theres fucking TONS of em already desu. sure most are "ded", but that also means no shills, no bots, and no new arrivals (unless WE advertise, NOT hiro or whichever robot shoots up his school next and gets us in the news)

its just that many 4channers are uncomfortable with making the switch to other boards, and also that many of THOSE boards have a stiff no-cuckchanners-allowed policy (not without reason either. part of the reason the site is getting molded this way is BECAUSE of the userbase becoming mostly forumfags and redditors. all the changes scared off oldfags)

one of the main ones i can think of that would be worthwhile (as in ACTUALLY an upgrade in terms of site functionality) to go to is mewch. its a very slow site with not many posters. but imo, the owner, megamilk has actually done a decent job in optimizing the site, and it currently has the most embed options, highest filesize limit as well as board creation. i like the side catalog too as well as the formatting options.
also NO captcha (unless BO enables it)

ill shut up though as i dont wanna seem like im shilling for anyplace in particular (and ill almost certainly get b& for this post desu). i just wanna see a future where rkg can grugpost and spam guro, and people can use proxies/tor and whatnot to maintain anonymity if they wish. a future where our fate as /smg/ isnt left in the hands of some fucking faceless pajeets that none of us know

>> No.12136978

>>12136964
>no real point in cashing out and eating a loss
>it's not a loss if you don't cash out
"no"

>> No.12136986

>>12136771
>>12136772

I don't come around these parts often. I recognized the template.

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>>12128496
is JNJ going to keep dropping tmrw?

>> No.12137000

Apple all day. Apple forever. It's below $170 and I"m going to stockpile.

>> No.12136999

>>12136978
unless you have a better idea as far as what to do with the money then there is literally, objectivley 0 point.

>> No.12137002
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BULL
fucking
RUN

>> No.12137003

>>12136964
people here have an extremely short time frame. they think every stock they jump in is going to make them a million dollars this week or it's just a shit stock... just gotta let them eat that loss and learn the hard way desu..

>> No.12137005

>>12136976
I've been thinking about learning HTML and database shit so I can open one up some time. I live in an area with a bunch of tech niggers and tech friends too. I honestly think that chans are missing is slick, normie-friendly UI and curated boards. Seeing hentai and porn boards turns off a lot of potential users of 4chan.

>> No.12137009

>>12136999
if you're loosing money in a position, stopping that loss is a very good reason

>> No.12137017

>>12137005
>I honestly think that chans are missing is slick, normie-friendly UI and curated boards. Seeing hentai and porn boards turns off a lot of potential users of 4chan.
this place isn't for normies you fucking faggot!! please go back to whatever lame place you came from.

4chan is the way that it is because it doesn't follow the norm.. there for it doesn't attract the norm.. It's not supposed to attract the norm.. the norm is what destroys something that is so good.. a good example is a normie like you trying to change it.. it doesn't need to keep changing to attract more users..

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>>12137002
>markets down 20% for the year
Yes. Tell me more about this "bull run"

>> No.12137031

>>12137009
the only money you’re losing is hypothetical

>> No.12137047

>>12137017
I don't want normies, I want a porn-free website that makes just enough ad-revenue to keep itself running. To that end the most egregious and NSFW thing I'd host would be /pol/. It's not like the porn boards are particularly active anyways. This whole website shares DNA and gets all its activity and culture from /r9k/, /pol/, /k/, /b/ and /v/.

>> No.12137054

>>12137031
Sure, you still own the stock. But what if it's a shit pick?
And there's nothing wrong with selling low to buy back in even lower.

>> No.12137057

>>12137031
thanks for the advice buffet

>> No.12137062

>>12134978
what happened december 1994? i was 8. might have been the year i got my game boy color?

>> No.12137078

>>12137054
>But what if it’s a shit pick?
Then their next pick will probably be shit too. Just accept that you made a shit pick, and the money is now tied up in a bad position and it might take you some time to recover, rather than exiting, buying some other flavor of the month dude weed shitpick just to repeat the cycle.

Look there are benefits to either move it just depends on the specific situation.

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>>12136681
>These threads are still around?
>Usually the top thread on /biz/ during trading hours

>> No.12137102

>>12137078
found the GE bag holder

>> No.12137108

>>12137005
>I've been thinking about learning HTML and database shit so I can open one up some time
it certainly wouldnt hurt to have another backup desu

>I honestly think that chans are missing is slick, normie-friendly UI and curated boards
srsly go check [mewch]™ [dot]™ [net]™ (excuse my formatting, "our system thinks ur post is spam". fuck i h8 this site)
like i said, the owner there has put a good amount of effort into making the site sleek and user friendly imo. the "problem" is that their community is so small, but OURS isnt. its just a matter of convincing people that theres no foul play in an exodus (as there often IS). its also unique in imageboards in that it is one of the only chans where /pol/tier posts are the minority and not the majority (not to diss /pol/ too much, but the fact is, an active /pol/on a site leas to IC attention, and shills and bots. period)

>Seeing hentai and porn boards turns off a lot of potential users of 4chan.
given how often this site has been in the news the past few years, i think this is incredibly important to have some sort of normalfag filter.
this is like the digital version of race realism/immigration awareness. there is no amount of anything that will make a reddit tier newfag change into a respectable anon. they are NOT the same as us, and they never will be. they also exist in larger numbers, and like to invite all their retarded friends. they also prefer quantity over quality which quickly leads to a need/outcry for stiffer moderation.

ive watched this shit happen time and time again to every site that used to be of any value

>> No.12137123

>>12137062
golden bull until 01 tech bubble

hes not factoring in how different monetary policy is now tho imo

>> No.12137126

>>12137102
found the guy who thinks hes a genius for selling his 1 aapl share at 180

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>>12137126
zing

>> No.12137147

>>12136825
No, I was trying to link to your post which you got warned for.

>> No.12137153

>>12134978
'no'

>> No.12137167

What would objectively be better for the economy, a straight %40 crash or a slow sideways bleed?

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>>12137147
it was just me AAAAAAAAAAAposting a bit to bump the thread to the top cuz no one was here when i showed up

my apologies for the friendly fire tho, fren
ive just had it up to here w the nu-mods since the fork. i can smell which way the wind is blowing with this. give it a year and the site is gonna be completely indistinguishable from the rest of the internet. and all just be sitting here holding shift and my f key, sobbing uncontrollably

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>>12137062
same end of year mass selloff
same fed rate hike environment
same tariffs on foreign goods (japan)
same presidential special investigation
same 2s10s nearly yield curve inversion

>> No.12137225

>>12137135
thanks for posting

>> No.12137230

crash when?

>> No.12137242

>>12137230
m*y

>> No.12137273

>>12137123
>>12137214
interesting. one other thing that wasn't around in 1994 were the robo investors. are they buying up cheapies whenever prices drop? are they softening downturns?

i dunno, my gut says there's more correcting to do (because corporate debt) but other than that it's memelines.

>> No.12137311

>>12137214
>same fed rate hike environment
i beg to differ desu
the important thing with rate hikes is not only the present, and the future of where its going, but also, possibly even more important, is where we CAME from. in this regards, our rate hike environment that were in currently is COMPLETELY unique in that weve just come off of record low rates for a record amount of time. that (the free infinite money glitch, that is) did something very strange to our economy, and i feel its enough to where we cant look at similar historical data and assume anything with too much certainty

>>12137225
<3 u too anon

>>12137273
algos were around then, they were just very crude and the amount of them was FAR less.
>are they softening downturns?
i guess u could say theyre artifically prolonging trends, and lowering the vol (until they all panic sell faster than any human ever could).
i guess theyre increasing the vol of the VIX itself lol

>my gut says there's more correcting to do (because corporate debt)
yea thats been my thesis all year and im sticking to it desu
i think were gonna see a big crsh for a lot of high debt corps, and the big monopoly ones like AMZN as well as large banks are gonna use it as a firesale to pick up all kinds of assets for rockbottom prices. its the only way i can explain away powell steering us directly into a recession like this. a lot of people like to point at trump, but i really think after the corporate tax cut, that hes been/ and mostly IS, irrelevant, apart from his tradewar stuffs wrecking the commodities market and adding some vol

>> No.12137323

since stocks are so liquid do I even need an "emergency fund?" couldn't I just charge an emergency on credit, sell some stocks, and then pay the card off next month with no interest?

>> No.12137336

>>12137108
Warms my polack heart that tribalism and nationalism extend to websites. I feel like I'm a kulak being convoyed to Siberia by the Soviets when I try to get into other boards.

>> No.12137339

>>12137323
>tfw born too late to short-against-the-box

>> No.12137360

>>12137336
its supposed to be that way desu
lurk moar is very much a rule everywhere but here. and tho most disregard it, it does help somewhat

but not all other boards are like h8
ive been toying with the idea of starting a mewch bunker, but i also dont wanna make it seem like im trying to co-opt the general (i dont even wanna be mod or BO desu. i just want everyone to be able to post together w out the google shit and faggt modz)

>> No.12137364

>>12137323
Stocks are liquid but they're also volatile, there's no guarantee you'll have the money in full, or even if you do, when its time to pay off the debt may not be a great time to sell.

>> No.12137370

>>12136902
>young
>has no money
>never invested
>giving investment advise on /smg/

Thanks for reminding me why I ignore everyone in these threads.

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>>12137370
fuck off retard

>> No.12137410

>>12137336
>>12137360
to add to this, i find that bullying is a much more effective way to moderate a board than outright removing posts. especially since its done by the community and not a 3rd party. deleting shit causes contention, and leads to meta-drama, which will ALWAYS kill a board/cause an exodus/schism if it keeps happening. the exception is when some cunt is just running a spam script endlessly. only then does it help to have a mod sitting right on top of it, enabling captcha temporarily, and removing any illegal content that could get a server seized

>> No.12137424

>le ebin oldfag spouting off about mods
will you shut up holy shit. We get it you’ve been here since 2010 very impressive now shut the fuck up. So fucking cringey.

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>>12137395
Don't give investing advice if you don't even invest yourself
Yikes

>> No.12137457

>>12137436
I wasn't giving advice and explicitly said why.
Nothing wrong with giving information that has worked when back tested.
Also kys namefag, plenty people who are already invested give trash advice regardless

>> No.12137460

>>12137436
It's not bad advice, and saving is a perfectly logic response to our current environment.

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>>12127215
yes yes yes thats right poor man, buy some stocks for christmas, we promise it will go up!

>> No.12137490

>>12137457
yeah and I forgot, fucking people itt saying /smg/ is one of the best generals on 4chan, not with all these fucking tripfaggots it isnt

cant wait for “reluctant kneepad girl” to show up and everyone to just orbit her as she talks about her day using baby grammar, sick general guys really good

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>>12137460
I know, but bullying newfags is fun
>>12137457
I'm just expressing the idea that it's easy to give advice from the sidelines, but once you have money in the market it becomes way more emotional/difficult
>>12137490
Yikes

>> No.12137534

>>12137517
>if you arent a part of the ebin namefaggot circlejerk you’re a newfag
really epic dude, what a great general

>> No.12137537

>>12137202
It was probably one of the tripfags who reported you. They have a problem with wojakposting

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>>12137534
You seem upset
>>12137537
That anon use to be a tripfag named Teh Profit. He's having an existential crisis right now, which is normal and should be ignored :^)

>> No.12137577

>>12137559
>You seem upset
no, I really don’t care about you on any level. It’s why you should take your trip off. It sort of implies you think I should care about who you are.

>> No.12137606

What's gonna cause the next recession guys? Will it be a 2008 rerun with renamed CDO's or something else entirely?

>> No.12137617

>>12137490
We get it, you care about "the level of discussion", very impressive now shut up so fudgy criengy

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>>12137424
theres a very simple way to address this problem imo. and its not like im the only one who has been upset about the new moderation, which is why im bringing it up. im only discussing it NOW because its the weekend and theres little else to talk about (tho ive also been talking about market events so ur point is fucking moot). i dont wish to shit up the market hours threads with such drivel. and id rather not talk about it at all. but it still bears being said, and it bears repeating

regardless im merely putting forth an option for other people who are also fed up with the same problem
obviously you wouldnt be joining us in the endeavor, so idgaf about YOUR opinion either lad. feel free to hide me. this is shit that is affecting us all, and this is a good thread, so its worth having this sort of meta discussion about it. id hate to see some gook admin and a team of pajeet mods ruin yet another fucking place thats of any value

>>12137534
now whos whining?
we can go back and forth all day m8, but idc
you disagree and are happy here. others are not

>>12137537
nah i was caaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATt posting. and the tripfags are mostly ok even if they ARE faggots
theyre OUR faggots whether we like it or not (i lyk it desu)

>>12137559
>He's having an existential crisis right now, which is normal and should be ignored :^)
lel

>> No.12137626

>>12137577
Checked and kekked
Your best course of action is to filter me and not reply, why do you keep giving me (you)s?
You just need to calm down and clean your room, bucko

>> No.12137634

>>12137606
Probably corporate debt considered we're seeing all kinds of factors that would squeeze profits. Renamed CDOs will make it worse, as they did with the last one, but won't be the cause of it.

>> No.12137639

>>12137360
>>12137410
Moderating with a fair and just hand practically requires a history/polisci degree.

>> No.12137653

>>12137639
"only as much as needed" is the gold standard imo

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pretty excited for the nikkei Golden Bull run today to kick off Bull week

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https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-16/fed-rally-can-jolly-ol-jerome-save-christmas

>Will uncle Powell be the one to save Christmas ?

>> No.12137739

>>12137731
no

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Anyone have some recent data on this?
Fed follows the market, not the other way round

>> No.12137775

>>12137682
we can only hope it happens soon. even if this IS the beginning of a recession, one would expect a big bounce before we REALLY get down to business. unless of course that was what happened from feb till a month or so ago

>>12137731
heres the thing
i cant imagine a scenario where the FED doing anything will HELP.
like if he keeps tightening, that means he thinks the market can handle it (but this means further tightening, which we can see has not been massively bullish).
but if he DOESNT, and decides to get all dovish, thatll mean that the FED thinks were gonna get creamed.
seems kinda lose-lose to me

>> No.12137806

>>12137775
We are after all at the end of the economic cycle.
I think it will require an event such as another tax cut to get a rally (which I don't think likely)

>> No.12137811

>>12137773
its like a boat
you cant turn it that quickly
the FED DOES control the market, but its actions are meant to correct past events, and help steer towards the desired future (for them). i think its more of a fact of the FEDs actions only show up later down the road because the market is its own living breathing thing

>> No.12137812

>>12137731
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-fed-policy/will-landing-be-soft-or-chaotic-as-fed-begins-to-stop-rate-hike-cycle-idUSKBN1OF0HV
It may be too late to change course. If he continues to raise rates the market freaks out. If he doesn't, he doesn't have a lot of tools to help save the economy from a natural recession
Pray for uncle Powell

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>>12137775
if powell gets dovish you will see 50% of the SPX thats been underwater for years reverse upwards, carrying us to 3k. If he remains hawkish all money will flow from bonds to the spx anyway

Its mathematically impossible to not hit 3k next year

>> No.12137872

Why would the Fed raise rates now of all times? It doesn't look like to me that the economy's overheating, albeit I've been reading about new plants and shit opening quite a bit lately.

>> No.12137877

>>12137824
theres that shit again tho
im not convinced that the FED will sacrifice the efforts theyve been making to cap inflation and control USD/US economy, in favor for trying to save the market. historically we see that the FED often sacrifices the market in order to keep the US economy afloat (and in the 8 crisis, we saw them purposefully throw it to the dogs so that they could consolidate power over the large banks). i also dont think that the market sentiment at large is there to support such a stronk upward move rn. MAYBE by the end of next year, but its still a longshot imo

>> No.12137884

>>12137872
>Why would the Fed raise rates now of all times?
to have ammo for whats coming if they see a recession in the near future

>> No.12137892

>>12137877
Nah they slowed down rate hikes in both the 90s and 2007 in response to yield curves and gave the market a 30% boost both times. Its going to happen again

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>>12137892
>Nah they slowed down rate hikes in both the 90s and 2007 in response to yield curves and gave the market a 30% boost both times
hmm
good point actually
that would mean that were getting very close tho, which is kinda spoopy

>> No.12137956

>>12137214
5% drop vs a 10% drop.
Companies had reasonable valuations.

We have much further to fall.

>> No.12137966

>>12137872
it looks, to a lot of people, like the economy is overheating. We were at all time highs on every index in like the middle of september.

>> No.12138064

>>12138058
New
>>12138058
new

>> No.12138070

>>12137956
A massive drop would be amazing for the common wagie ITT
Imagine the TQQQ cheapies you can scoop up at the bottom

>> No.12138124

>>12137966
You realize the market will always hit all time highs because our economic system is inflationary right? Market must go up over time.

>> No.12138160

>>12138124
Late 60s until like 82 the Dow didnt break 1k

>> No.12138310

>>12129585
Source on the Image?