/biz/ - Business & Finance

pajeets reporting. i mean all of the pajeets. no indian people have ever visited this board, it was literally just me shitposting samfag larps

I invented kneepads

>>12124891
I'm the creator of the CSW Stiff meme, REQ girls and pizza

I invented the 30 year old boomer meme. You’re welcome

I wrote the "smart contracts are basically pieces of software..." link pasta and made the Divine Sergey meme where he's got long hair and holding the link cube. I bought at ico and have never fudded link, only shilled. I'm doing my part.

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>>12124907
you absolute veterans, i solute you for your contributions

I associated funfair with being a chad back in the day that caught on for me. I have posted pics of sluts that have reappeared over the years too (I took the pics) - more popular than the funchad effort by far

>>12124891
Started the brap meme here. Just kinda came to me one day I guess

>>12124988
confirmed by dubs of truth
BRAP

>>12124891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpp088wHXr4

lotta queers in this thread

I'm the one who started shilling chain link. I made it into "our" coin and somehow people started obsessing over it

I invented 'Sharpie in pooper'.

I created the Digimarine after realizing the similarities of the color in between the coin and the ultramarine.

Initially, I wanted to do the iron hands, but I am too bad with gimp to modify them.

Btw. I sold DGB later and left the market all together in December 2017. Good times, good times.

I shilled everyone in to Ethereum when it was a dollar

I was actually one of the founding fathers of the cuckolding meme

It all started with me and a couple aussies shitposting about Lewis CK all fucking day, in a six month timespan this shit got absolutely out of fuckign control. We made all these fake posts about dudes fucking his daughters, and HE EVEN PICKED UP ON IT

I was the one who started off the Pajeet shilling when ESP was around during the great bear market of 2017.

>yes ,sir you can buy ESP from best dev ,so please freinds please to buy ESP today !

>yes ,you can !!

>>12124891
What if I helped make /mu/ and /an/ meme history?

See all those replies that go "based and xpilled". Yeah I pushed to popularize that

>>12124891
Sure is plebbit in here

>>12124891
I created the OP is a faggot meme

I write: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" in the pink catastrophic losses threads.

I made this, which bizonacci used in a vid once. Also made the MGS link memes which are kind of fringe but get posted from time to time.

I'm dynamic, meaning I'm interestingly curious and can sell funny in many ways. If I wanted, I could repost my content four times and any of it could gain traction to become a high quality meme. I will mention that not all content is meme material. Most things are funny and the reader just wants more of it, sometimes with variation as the material is maintained across intersecting timelines.

>>12125000
Checked and lol. Twas a fine meme. DGB was the first major justing that I was around for.

>>12124891

I started this meme, but many others have worked tirelessly to keep it going.

>>12124891
I recommended the creation of 4chan passes to moot in a thread on /q/ and they were implemented soon after.
I don't know if this was for the better or worse.

>>12124891
I made this

I have contributed a lot. I'm literally one of the corner stones of /biz/. I'm specialized on Chainlink, but I have also long history in other crypto related memes. My work is mostly copypastas but I also make art. Pic related is one of mine. I have written significant amount of succesful copypastas, which can still be seen in various threads in daily basis.

Shame nobody ever posts the original

>>12124891
>larping
Sure kid...

>>12125211
Checked. What pastas anon

where are my schloppy bros? I like the meme

>>12125211
Nice art fren

I invented bitcoin and ethereum

creator of the ico scam xvalve here, copied pastedthe chainlink whitepaper, didn't make any money and only did it for lulz to learn laravel, also created a fud about the competition that was constantly copied pasted in march and april.

>>12124891
I got the 6000000 get. I just posted the word niggers but in hindsight should've posted oy vey

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>>12124988
Can you explain brapping and especially how it relates to financial interests

Creator of REQ pepe reporting in

I invented the flippenning meme

Made the pepe looking at the world on fire and around 15 pink wojaks.

>>12124998
that one's gotten a lot of mileage. One of my greentext got reposted on reddit so I can post ITT by technicality

>>12124891
Jailbro reporting. Anniversary of getting arrested is on January 4th. Time flies. Take care and happy holidays bros

what about the push mower thread?

>>12125458
Kek, I once got someone to put a knife fork and a spoon up their ass and didn't give them anything. I'm going through warosu now looking for the picture

>>12125571
That was the day that I was going back to jail after being sentenced. I got arrested in January and shitposted in a holding cell all night, then it took me months and months to finally get a sentence of 48 hours back in the can, community service, fines and probation. The mower thread was me mowing my grass right before going to serve my 48 hour sentence.

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>>12125582
no one knows wtf you're talking about, you're irrelevant

>>12125596
I was answering a question from another anon, but thanks for your input. I agree with you about my irrelevance.

>>12125603
you replied to the wrong person then

>>12124891

Started brony movement.
But it was supposed to be satire!!

>>12124891
I gave Gookmoot the idea to split this site into 4chan and 4channel (former janny btw)

>>12125576

jesus... fucking rofl

>>12124891
I convinced moot that it was a good idea to sell the site to Hiroshimoot.

I'm not sorry.

I wrote Chainlink's whitepaper and gave it to Sergey. I was then responsible for starting shilling LNK on this place.

It''s probably the most successful thing I'll ever do in my life.

>>12124891
I've written a pasta that went around for a month or two in April and also did this pic, saw 3 threads using it so far.

>>12125179
The MGS memes were the first really next level memes. You did real good, anon. +1.

>>12125891
Lol can we get some dirt on hiromoot

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>>12126247
Post one.

>>12124891
ok here's the crypto blackpill author. I actually only posted it a couple times but some based memeticists spread it far and wide.
I also wrote the 'year is 2025' XLM Tyrone cuckpasta.

>>12124891
I make the holochain pastas

>>12126297
DEVILISH

I was the first person here to start shilling 0xBTC.

>>12126426
Thanks asshole

>>12125192
>many others have worked tirelessly to keep it going.
:)

I didn't start BILU but I did start NILU. In 2016 I started the /biz/queen meme but didn't create the image.

>>12126426
KYS

I was the guy who named bobo. It was a "dubs name the bear mascot" thread but I don't even remember if I got dubs, I just think people liked that name

og delphi here, i invented the dubs meme

>>12124891
I created the "Project NEO is literally unstoppable" spinoff of the bancor meme.
It predated the jump from $5 to $200, so I'm a happy camper.
A number of pro-BCH copy-pastas of mine are still being spammed around, too

Mostly random OC

i started the 'into the trash it goes' meme but it's kinda dead now

>>12126596
isn't that meme like 10 years old?

>>12126451
Nigga stop larping, I made the first NILU meme.
Someone else contributed with more images later on, but I was first.

>>12124891
I remember that thread lel

>>12124891
i have made most LINK memeballs

>>12124891
I made the link meme

>>12124891
I was the first to say bitbean seems gay

>>12124891
I made the bull Pepe and colored him gold after every "give me your cum bull"

>>12124891
I feel sorry for these Flips having to work so far from home because their country had absolute inept governments since Marcos fell that refused to lift the fucking foreign ownership caps and improving business climates. Not until recently has that changed

i made a couple memes that got circulated a lot here, won't tell you which ones though :^)

>>12125258
I second the second *schlop*-esque repost thread when we took over the board. Felt good being an early adopter.

>>12124891

I'm one of the russian trollbots who memed trump into the white house. Beep boop.

i created the "weird and creepy" req meme

>>12124891
I was the one who said my side job is being a coyote. I bring over Americans (usually soldiers) to Mexican brothels since I live on the border and charge a small fee. The work is very vice but it gets me some side money. Only take 2-3 people at a time and get a profit of 15 for each person. Essentially in 3 hours I can earn around 120 then I call it a day. But it's hard finding clients since they're thinking either they're gonna be kidnapped or the practice is taboo and I'll judge.

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>>12127861
I'm the one who created schlop posting. I just thought the dog looked funny and knew the faggot jannies wouldn't do shit about it, still haven't been banned once. Oh, I also spent too long making these schlop forks in corel painter because I'm too dumb to figure out photoshop, you can see where I fucked up my layers in the second one towards the top.

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>>12124891
i got the 77777777 link get

>>12124891
I am the original creator of this meme. I also was the first person to post that dumb "bitcoin more like buttcoin haha. poopcoin" thread

>>12124891

>holy shit linklets were righ allalong