/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12119989
learn the mgtow philosophy my dude

>>12119989
Guess you could say that....

That FUCKING sucked for you.
Hehe

>>12119989
>2019
>has female friend
what a fucking beta

>>12119989
kek she knows what buttons to push to trigger your beta faggot ass
don't even bother anon move on

>>12120044
Checked and kek’d

>>12119989
>Female friend
ur such a good friendo op
>"what kind of anal lube do you recommend?"

>>12119989
She thinks you're gay anon.

>>12119989
She doesn't even view you as a sexual prospect. If she did she wouldn't have told you that.

Sorry Anon, move on.

>>12119989
This is good news amigo
Now you can fuck her in the ass and also know that she's not long term material

>>12120094
/thread

dodged a bullet

>>12119989
You know what you have to do, OP. She and the brute beast who defiled her are henchman for Satan and if you do not quarantine yourself immediately I fear you too will be dragged down into the boiling mire. Also, stop browsing 4chan and godspeed.

MGTOW

end of story.

>>12119989
Welcome to the friend zone, anon

>>12120094
I agree, had to learn this shit the hard way

I went through this routine when I was younger before I figured out who I was and all that. I would not advise MGTOW but there is some truth to their philosophy. You should pursue something that scares you, and develop a passion for it (MMA, rock climbing, long distance running, getting a PhD, backpacking South America, etc.). This will change who you are as a person, which is probably needed based on this little story of yours.

Good luck. Life is waiting.

>>12120287

muh backpacking

>>12120301
incel

>>12120287

>having friends
>having FEMALE friends
fuck off normalsöy trash

>>12120320
Imagine being so butthurt about a gay-ass hobby

>>12119989
why is /biz/ constantly invaded by /r9k/?

>>12120043
>t. Ugly nofriends autist
I have many female friends, and a girlfriend.

>>12119989
>be me
>solid 8.5/10, 9.5 when done up heterosexual high IQ male
>be in high school, very high sex drive, crazy, attractive to almost all females
>have my closest high school female friend who I thought I was keeping at a distance because I didn't want to ruin our friendship
>later in college realize I always had a huge crush on her
>try to get in her pants
>find out she's not interested and literally only dates ugly jersey shore looking low IQ dirtbags
>accept and decide it's cool because she's a good friend
>too late, she's already weirded out by my advances
>never talk again
Here's your solution: Make a move. If she doesn't go for it, then you'll be doing yourself a favor pushing her away ASAP. I don't regret losing her as a friend, I regret having had her as a friend in the first place. Women are for fucking or marrying, anon. Nothing in between.

>>12120376
fuck off soiboy

>>12120376
Yikes

>>12119989
she sounds reasonably based and like much more of a man than you'll ever be

>>12120401
>Here's your solution: Make a move. If she doesn't go for it, then you'll be doing yourself a favor pushing her away ASAP.
This. I never understood why men drag this phase out. No one's perfect, so don't dwell.
If you just want friends, hang out with other dudes; less drama

>>12119989
> the tightness of her sweet butthole on his slickned finger as he was pushing it in and out, prepping her for easier penetration
Fibd be cucked like this, anon
Make a move now!
Don't send or respond to her texts/calls for a two or three days.
After, say in disappointment that you can't believe she has such low self respect and see how she reacts.

>>12120010

HAHAHAHA

>>12119989
She's signalling that she wants you to anal her

>>12120401

honest and true answer

>>12120094
this

>>12119989
ask in a casual way if shed be alright with fucking some time man, just say your a bit frustrated and she'll probably be cool with it. Just dont bring any feelings into it at all or hint that you have any because thats women repellant.

>>12120854
^

tell her you want to try it with her

>>12120895
>asking to fuck
Retarded

You messed up by getting too close to her when you were already interested. Never get close to someone you want to date. Instead, ask that person out on a date, get to know each other, then get closer. Anyway, go drink with her in a bar and be a good wingman so another dude can penetrate her juicy butthole :D

>>12120895
If he's already balls deep in the friend zone this probably has a 0% chance of working

>>12120094
In all seriousness OP, this. You are nothing but a Furby to her, a Winnie-the-Pooh, a dickless buddy. Move on or make on final advance where you make your intentions very clear

>>12119989
>I have a crush on
Found your problem anon, fix this and you'll be the guy fucking her in the ass.

Reminds me of this insanely hot 19 year old blonde goddess I met a few months ago in college. She was all over me, like fucking addicted, and we fooled around a bit but she withheld sex, claiming to be a virgin in waiting.

Fast forward and some dude from back home asked her to be his girlfriend over break. She said yes. Told me she had to friendzone me. Literally the night after she was tearing up telling me not to stop finger fucking her pussy.

Keep in mind, I was really into this girl, emotionally and physically. I had to stop talking to her for my health

>hit her up last week
>she really wants to see me
>go for a walk
>tells me she's been having some problems with her birth control

J U S T

>>12120352
the entire site is /r9k/pol/v/a/ you fucking roastie

>>12121113
Dodged a bullet

>>12119989
ASK HER IF YOU CAN FUCK HER IN THE ASS TOO! IT'S ALRIGHT TO ASK BECAUSE YOU'RE FRIENDS.

>>12121113

>>12121176
I don't visit anything buy /biz/ and I only come here so I don't have to feel bad about my poor understanding of economics.

>>12121113
you need to cut her loose ruthlessly, tell her you don't make friends with worthless whores or something to that effect. go read some MGTOW threads on /pol/ or r3ddit for ideas.

>>12119989
Mistakes you made, based on your sob story
- Befriending a female, that is only for flaming homosexuals
- Having a crush and not telling her
- Listening to some roastie teling about how she fucked.

So clearly she saw you as a female friend.

Daily reminder that it's literally over if you aren't Chad.

>>12121205

This. If she's taken aback or kicks up a fuss tell her it can't be that big of a deal if she's dishing it out to randoms she just met. If you get the nonchalant tone right it'll wreck her, or if she is a whore to the bone it's a free cornholing.

>>12120094
but he can still rape her you know ;)

>>12120401
>im a 9/10 on a good day
>posts a pic
>it's a 6.5/10 and that's pushing it

literally every time

>>12121262
should I really? She's really sweet but she doesn't even fathom a minutia of the emotional torment she's caused me. I've been wanting to say something vicious just to make her stop and think

>>12120044
>implying she gave enough of a shit to try and hurt his feelings

It's much more likely that she just doesn't care

>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12121424
do you even need to ask this? YES FUCKING ROAST HER.
IN THAT MOMENT SHE WILL RESPECT YOU INFINITE TIMES MORE THAN SHE EVER DID THROUGHOUT YOUR """"""FRIENDSHIP""""""
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET THE IRONIC QUOTES, YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH HER IS ALREADY NONEXISTENT
POST RESULTS HERE
>>12121435
FUCK OFF ROASTIE WHORE

>>12119989
>female freind

I will never understand why you faggots lie to yourself like this. At least she consciously knows that you like her but she doesn't consider sexually attractive enough, but guys that delude themselves into thinking that platonic firendships between men and women exist just vex me.

>>12120010
haha

>>12121435
doesn't matter, It's better if here's more of this shit than shitcoin threads

>>12120008
>>12120182
my brahs

>>12119989
The answer is simple:

>dial female friend
>engage in conversation
>brief silence or any opportunity for interjection
>”so when are you gonna let me hit?”

This has a 50% chance of working. If she goes for it, cool. If she questions if you’re joking, move on.

>>12119989
I'm sorry anon

>>12120094
Yup this. Can't do anything about it other than improving yourself as a person.

>>12119989
>taking dick up the ass on the first date with a stranger and then bragging about it

even if she did like you it sounds like you dodged a bullet there

>>12121424
that would be ill-advised if you actually enjoy being around her. I don't see why you can't just try and date a different girl if she's not interested. Keep her around for fap stories tho, be sure to ask for details too.

>how big was his dick?
>did it hurt?
>did he finger first?

>>12119989
Jesus christ how beta are you?

Were you even trying to make a move? You sound like a orbiter that women might as well consider "one of my girl friends".

If a roastie isn't trying to fuck by the third time you've met her it's a lost cause. Take it from me, boyos.

drop the crush it's just one person in sea of billions. wrap it up. have some fun. don't be such a little bitch.

>>12119989
>Business and Finance

>>12121262
>MGTOW threads on /pol/
what are a bunch of incels gonna know about women?

>>12121565
>fap stories
fuckin cuck

>>12121394
Kys

>>12121113
If you've already finger blasted her you can definitely still fuck her if you wanted. Just kiss her neck and make out. If she stops you just say fuck it and walk away.

Flip the switch OP. She's dead to you and you want some anal. You no longer care about her feelings, you just need to stuff her ass.

No more attention, no more listening, if she's not putting out, you're busy because you're working on something with Stacy.

>>12119989
>So, can I fuck your ass?

>>12119989
Stop being a cuck and go to the gym a few times a week and maybe fuck a couple girls and casually tell her about it too. Maybe even mention you made them cum. Sounds like shes a slut and those type of Women hate to be left out of potential good dick

>t.chad who has over 100 bodycount. Never with a hooker either

>>12121565
She is actually insufferable to be around now because she has zero ability to sense how fucking bitter I am. Just pretends the world is great and rosy.

>>12121682
I want to believe but after she "friend zoned" me it was like a switch flipped in her. It makes no sense. You should see the texts she sent me when we met on this app. Within an hour she was calling me a hunk, daddy, asking if I knew any places where she could get a massage. And the night we met up was unironically one of the best nights of my life. I know she enjoyed it nearly as much.

what's worse is that the guy she's dating is objectively less attractive than me. And she's blatantly told me that she's never connected to anyone the way she has with me, her BF is not capable of meaningful convo, etc... But now things are all fucking dandy. Fucking christ

>>12121840
>she has zero ability to sense how fucking bitter I am

You're wrong. She knows exactly how you feel, but she's counting on you not to call her out for it.

Women are like this a lot of time. They know they're playing you; and they even know that YOU know you're being played. But as long as you two don't talk about what you both know is going on, she can skate along in life enjoying herself.

>>12120401
This is the only decent answer ITT

>>12119989
How is this related to /biz/? Mods... please.

>>12120376
Sure you do faggot. Thats why you're hanging out with a bunch of autistic weebs in an Indonesian quilting forum instead of being with your "gf"

>>12121402
I could prove it but frankly I don’t give a shit. Went my whole life having random women walk up to me telling me how attractive I was, asking me out on dates, or in some cases just plain telling me they wanted to fuck me. Is that common for 6.5’s, anon?

>>12119989
>casually tells me that some dude fucked her in the ass on the first date this weekend
This is a shit test. She is testing you to see if she can emasculate you or make you jealous.

>>12120401
>Women are for fucking or marrying, anon. Nothing in between.

Jesus. I hate to think of what you do to your mother.

>>12120895
>lol hey Stacey can I put my wee stick in your gut sock? I'm a bit pent-up so I might explode cock-snot into your ovaries after only one or two wiggles. That cool?

>>12121956
and how do you pass that shit test?

>>12121950
>random women walk up to me telling me how attractive I was
>just plain telling me they wanted to fuck me
Confirmed larp unless you live in the Las Vegas strip. That shit doesn't happen in real life you autistic fuck.

>>12120010

fuck out carlos

>>12121682
>If she stops you just say fuck it and walk away
Terrible advice. If she's not into it, it means that she's either on her period, or she needs moar domination. Either way, ram a finger up her minge. If it comes out red, try again in a week. If it comes out slippery, fuck her. If it's dry as the Sahara, slap her face a few times and grab her titties. She'll gush like granny

>>12119989
beautiful, she opened her art to you, but her asshole to strangers. Beautiful! this is how modern society should be. AMAZING!
she let some dirty stranger dick slide inside her ass meat, and he sid it so deep inside, tat he ejaculated in her bowels, thats so dirty, and she prolly loved it.

but thank god she opened her heart and told you about it, you are special to her.
this reminds me of this
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/07/style/modern-love-when-a-boyfriend-joins-the-marriage.html

>>12119989
Virgins never cease to make me laugh
>a friend who is not interested in me has a sexual life with someone else
No shit retard
And then some guy says "mgtow actually makes sense"

>>12121968
You don't. If a girl treats you that way, don't ever speak to her again.

>>12119989
she knows, she just wants you to stop creeping on her

>>12121840
1. take screens
2. better not to be bf to sluts anyways. since you've already hooked up it won't 'count' if you fuck while they're dating

>>12121113
This definitely happened in real life and is not a larp.

Just tell her you'd be respectful and fuck her pussy first. Use those exact words and make it fun and lighthearted. It's not that hard you virgin twat. Just literally say "Damn, did he not at least have the decency to fuck your pussy on the first date?". Then as the conversation progresses be honest and say "can i be honest with you". Tell her the truth, that you had been developing feelings for her and that hearing about her anal adventures made you uncomfortable. I the end female friends who won't put out with you are worthless and a waste of your time so if that's the end of your friendship who cares

T. Married boomer

>>12122200
screens of what

>>12119989
See: >>12120094

You can fight for her and try as you may, but it will get you absolutely nowhere. Don't even waste your time, or ask yourself "what if" because it will amount to nothing. Millions of men have gone down this path before of clinging to their oneitis from the friend zone, you will be no different.

She doesn't like you, she never will, move on. And if you do move on, and she comes prying for your attention one day, just realize she only wants sex, not a connection with you as a person. She is not worth your time.

>>12119989
you should've said "imagine the smell"

I shouldn't have to think for u ppl

>>12121971
Nope. What’s funny is when people post things like this I never question it because I know it happens since I live it. So you not believing me merely says a lot about you. Sorry, anon, for your ugliness. If it helps you any, I’m not rich and maybe you are.

4chan is fucking loaded with soimales who don't even know they're soimales. You're a beta faggot and you probably look it.

>female friend
Bad meme

>>12122637
4channel* :)

how is this made up story biz related? kys op and everyone that posts itt not including myself

>>12120094
This unironically. Sorry OP.

>>12121971
Confirmed has happened to me a few times. Id say im like a 8.5 tho