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12113236 No.12113236 [Reply] [Original]

>literal 30 year older boomer
>no degree
>can maintain a basic existence by doing odd freelance jobs online
>don't have the desire or temperament to get a fulltime job programming
>need a literal million dollars asap
>have like $2k in savings
>need $200k asap

what do

>> No.12113252

>>12113236
ahhh geez OP. crypto is the only way you can turn 2k to 200k but the market is asleep right now... sorry... maybe pretend to be female and stream on twitch u heard you can make 2k a day just by being a women.

>> No.12113256
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12113256

Also need the answer to this

>> No.12113272

>need a literal million dollars asap
Did you kill some politician’s favorite hooker or what?

>> No.12113292
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>>12113272
An idea so crazy it just might work

>> No.12113478

>>12113236
what freelance jobs do you do?? where do you find them? quit lying fag, freelance doesn't pay shit unless you're Brazilian

>> No.12113890
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12113890

>>12113236
>cant get a small loan of a million dollars

>> No.12113929

>>12113478
literally go on craigslist u uncultured faggot
>>12113890
Hahaha orange man bad beep boop am i right? hahaha. how do i like my own comment on this thing?

>> No.12114404

>>12113236
voice too deep

>> No.12114424

>>12113236
make gay porn

>> No.12114451

>>12113236
it’s over for you. the world needs losers too

>> No.12114524

yeah I saw some anon from r9k livestream his death he shot his head with shotgun he was so fucking calm and also waved to camera and in two seconds it was over no scream nothing I want to end my life but I would never be so brave like him