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>>12112160
find a gf and mooch off her.

>>12112160

Find a roastie, knock her up. Only then will your dad be proud.

Status update: all I brought with me is my phone, wallet, and a change of clothes for work tomorrow. I’m ganna go to my gym to shower and tidy up. Will probably pick up some fast food for dinner after and find a secluded spot to sleep at. Then I’ll sneak home tomorrow to get the rest of my belongings when my dad leaves for work.

>>12112160
Get a tent and stay at a camp site, preferable a free one on public land. Much more comfy.

What the fuck is a future anyway? Sounds like he just sees his own self hatred projected onto you

>>12112160

burn it to the ground.

>>12112160
Lived in my explorer for 2 weeks, I ended up staying in the ghetto doing coke all day/night. Don't recommend.

>>12112160
Keep staying in the car, other than gas and maintenance things you don't really have bills and mortgage to foot. Robert Kiyosaki, the guy who wrote Rich Dad, Poor Dad, was in the same circumstance, except he had his wife stay with him which I think was a hell of a lot harder to bear.

>>12112173
>>12112178
I’m too shy for a gf. Plus who would want to date a literal homeless

Update: i’m browsing apartments in my city, there is no way I can afford rent even for a studio with my current wage. I have a $10k car loan thats $200 a month plus gas is $300. In between cellphone, utilities, food, and miscellaneous expenses there is no way. I need at least double what im making now. I should get a night job, but its hard when I have a 8-5. I have No friends to crash on couches and no family for 300 miles

>>12112221
Get section 8

>>12112160
Well you should have tried harder, Chang. You knew this would happen.

>>12112290
OP is likely not of the melanin enriched variety considering he knows who his father is.

>>12112160
Do you have a friend u can couchsurf with or 24 hour library near you or a tent or something? Hotel is not a bad idea for one night but not worth it for long term.

If you do sleep in a car, I've can give advice since I lived out mine for a couple of months before. Crack the window a tiny bit anon otherwise it will get shitty and humid as fuck from your breath. But don't let even 1 mosquito in, fuckers buzz around like crazy and will bite you.

>>12112221
>>12112160
Welcome to life. You need two full time jobs to support basic necessities and living on your own. You've made it to full blown wagecuck status for the next 30 years.

>>12112368

Is it legal to sleep in cars in murrica or will cops harrass you?

>>12112160

>I have a college degree.
>I lived at home.
>I'm not a failure.

He didn't mean that you have no future in the job market. He meant that you have no future as a person, as a member of society, he's come to terms with the truth that you'll not carry on his genes.

The way you're reacting to it, like you're a tiny, weak, insecure little babby bitch who must remind himself that having a college degree doesn't make you useless is only making his hatred stronger.

If you could just be a 30-40 year boomer. Enjoy life some. Not be so focused on your minimum wage shit job, and what's guaranteed to be a shit degree in something that doesn't matter.

You lack dignity, self-respect, resourcefulness, and can't adjust to the world around you.

>oh my god, my dad kicked me out!
>this college degree will keep me warm while I shitpost about my shitty job.
>what? Why would I ever tell my dad that this is silly. I'm just gonna take it like a bitch, and panic about this minor change of my everyday life.

>>12112221
Let a coworker know and ask if u can mooch off them till you get a place you can stay. Also give your dad a call after work tomorrow and maybe he will change his mind or at least let you get your stuff.

>>12112385
Depends on the area, church parking lots or empty parking structures don't usually get patrolled at night and even if it's illegal they won't harass you. Parking on a street or in a business lot you might get ticketed or asked to leave though.

>>12112196
I like this idea too. Preferably while your dad is sleeping in his bed

>>12112337
No friends

>>12112396
Whos panicking? My dad has undiagnosed obsessive compulsive personality disorder so he cant be reasoned with. Ive been looking for a job for months. Ive gotten offers but theyre all insanely far, talking 6 hours traffic per day

>>12112398
Im not close with any coworkers like that

I lived in my suburban for two semesters.
Check if your rear seats fold down so you can put your feet in the trunk for better sleeping.
Also get a warm sleeping bag. Klymit has a 0 degree bag for 80$. At least when I bought mine a couple years ago.

Don't freak out. Sleeping in your car is no big deal (depending on where you are). Big city or small rural/suburban area?

>>12112551
Big city

>>12112576
Find a walmart or something. Not too close to the city because it'll probably already be habitated and personnel might be butthurt.
I dunno. You'll be fine. Just figure things out.
Shower at the gym, find places to sleep, eat vegetables, bread, and cottage cheese for nutrition. Don't eat fast food.
If you're partial to milk you can keep it out of a fridge for 24 hours perfectly fine. 48 hours gets to be the turning point in my experience.

Drive out to the suburbs. Things can be nicer and people less crazy. Big plazas with things like walmart and planet fitness or something. Pick one that has something that is open for 24 hours so you don't look out of place for being there and park somewhat near the open place.

>>12112190

I was going to suggest this. That or get a gym membership somewhere that is a 24 hour gym with a shower/bathroom.

>>12112160
I lived in my car for a while when shit went down hill.

STEM degree and no one was hiring.

Gym membership is good idea

You can usually hang out at a starbucks and look for work.

Eating out all the time is super expensive though,and wrecks your body.

Typically you can sleep at a truck stop, walmart some major parking lots.

Maybe trade your car in for something a little more suitable?

I made it through, you will too

He can't just kick you out without a written notice. And even if he does give you a written that'll still give you at least a couple months. You are technically a legal tenant and what he is doing is against the law.

Call the cops, you'll be let back in the house tonight.

Good luck op, these things are a shock but quickly work out. Try to get some ot & skip on bills until you can save a deposit for an apt. Renting rooms is the cheapest way to go.

>>12112160
Dude become a doordash driver!

>>12112160
what kind of bills do you have? got a student loan payment? get a deferment til you're back on your feet. is your car paid off? do you live in a warm climate? live out of your vehicle for a while. lots of zoomers are doing it for shits n giggles these days. maybe upgrade to a van with a mattress butane stove. get a Planet Fitness membership for $10/mo and use their facilities. or... $15/hr should be enough to cover renting a room some place cheap if you need, unless you live in some expensive ass metropolis.

Unironically become a roughneck (oil field worker in Midwest- assuring you’re a burger because it sounds like something a parent would do here)

Saw a thread the other day where those guys get like 500 a day with no living expenses,but don’t know much else. doesn’t seem too bad overall though and I don’t think there are any special requirements.

You already have a car and internet (to apply). Which are probably the two highest barriers. Parents kicked you out, no family/friends around so picking up and leaving shouldn’t matter.

You could probably save up 50-60k for a years work, and then have some time to figure shit out from there

>>12112160
>Makes $15/hour
>Can't afford a roommate
What the fuck do you spend all of your money on? I make less than you do and I can afford a room in a part of the country that's prob more expensive than where you live. What state are you in?

>>12112160
Just buy a gym membership and keep sleeping in your car. Maybe relocate, since you have no reason to be near home anymore.

Just think of the positives. You can save 20K+ a year after paying taxes and food, now do the same thing in like San Diego/LA (weather is decent), and make $40/hr+ with very low bills.

Send me an adress so i slit his throat OP

>>12112160
Post pics of car you LARPing faggot

>>12113316
It's in the OP

My dad knew a guy while working for General Motors that was from some Eastern European country that lived in the GM plant's parking lot in his van. He had an electric stove in the van and showered inside the plant after work. GM was getting pissed because the guy wasn't cashing his cheques. Literally had dozens of cheques in his wallet. Showed my dad while he made him breakfast one morning lol

>>12112160
The only way you'll gain his respect as a man is by beating his ass OP. You don't have to hit him. Apply a rear naked choke & make him say he's wrong or you'll put him to sleep.

>>12112160
The only way you'll gain his respect as a man is by beating his ass OP. You don't have to hit him. Apply a rear naked choke & make him say he's wrong or you'll put him to sleep.

>>12113386
Why wouldn't he cash his cheques?

>>12112221
Surrender the car.

>>12112160
>Any advice?
lose your virginity, thats all he wants from you to prove yourself

>>12112160
>Dont want to waste my money on a motel
smart
Now think of a way to prove your father wrong.

>>12112221
>I have a $10k car loan thats $200 a month plus gas is $300.
Sell that car, FFS. Like RN

Poor anon

Why you didn't offer him some sort of rent money let's say 300$ for staying at home ? Anyone knows that the rent prices are unaffordable...it has nothing to do with having a good degree or good job ... it's just a fact.
If he refuses to your offer then look for a appartment outside of your area with good train / bus connection so you can cheaply commute to your job.
Oh and tell your dad that he is a fat pig who should kill himself, thanks.

>>12113443
Some men want to watch the world burn

>>12112160
The military and job corp are a good way to escape homelessness.

>>12114242
>Fight for the jew, he will reward you

>>12112221
get rid of the car and get a beater you retard


I swear to god only americans can be dumb enough to spend 200$ a month on a fucking car when you can buy one for 500$ and not be homeless

there are lots of empty houses and buildings here in Bulgaria
just a suggestion to all the struggling westards

>>12113443

no bank in the parking lot

>>12112514
> Ive gotten offers but theyre all insanely far, talking 6 hours traffic per day
fucking move there

>>12114272
>I swear to god only americans can be dumb enough to spend 200$ a month on a fucking car when you can buy one for 500$ and not be homeless
THIS

>>12112221
Wtf, well just rent a room in a shared apartment? Retard. No one can afford to live alone in my city either. Spoiled brat

Bare minimum adult responsibility level requires that you figure out where you lay your head down at night.
I'm not saying you can't do it for free by depending on another person/s support, but you gotta have that break glass scenario covered with some kind of fallback. As it stands right now this will simply financially hurt, pony up for temporary lodging and dedicate all waking hours to a rental. Go into debt if you have to and then commit every waking hours to making more money to get cash positive.
If you are planning to sleep in your car I fully understand how your dad feels.

>>12114284
subnormal slav

>>12112514
Fucking move 6 hours closer then. Simple as that.

>>12112160
Sell your car and get a beater or a bike. Stupid to pay $200/mo for a car when you could rent a room for roughly $500 that includes a shower among other things.

>>12112514
>My dad has undiagnosed obsessive compulsive personality disorder
oh so you're a psychkike major? fucking kek

>>12112221
reeee
i'm a softare developer in Russia an make only 15$ a day
and you're just some manual labour shmuk and make per hour what i make per day
and you dare to complain and whine about your "unjust" lot
fucker

>>12112160
If you are making around $30k a year why are you not already in an apartment? Who wants to live with their parents after college? Even if you get a room mate, get an apartment. Have a life.

>>12114434
I am sure the car is on a fixed term loan. Even if he sells it, he still need to make the monthly payments.

>>12114327
You can lay your head on the pavement and don't go through all that bullshit hassle you mentioned in your post.

>>12115026
Post city, experience, language.