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fuck yea

>>12109141
right on. i was thinking $12 a pop until they take off. gotta grind for my spot

>>12109135

The chinks have the cheap t-shirt market cornered. You need to pioneer one-size-fits-all crayola grills, crayola rainbow colored 32 round TEC-9 magazines, bakelite AK magazines, and make grandma glasses cool again.

Zoomers would be buying those TEC-9 magazines by the millions. You could have battleroyale XL-capacity ones that take 50 rounds, and special bootleg C-mag 100 capacity ones that you call Friendship is magic.

I would buy. 6ix9ine is my hero unironically.

>>12109199
i already have plans for custom 6ix9ine mosin nagant and hipoint skins. thanks for the advice

>>12109285

I have more suggestions. Mid 90s water tat sheets. Let all the 12 year olds walk around with temporary 69s on their foreheads.

A CS: GO crosspromo to market all your intratec merch once you buy the remains of their company out for 100 dollars.

Limited edition jailtime signed TAK-69 69 round magazines.

Better gun awareness for local gangbangers. They're wasting precious money buying FMJ bullets. This guy knows that if you want to get your man, you load up on +P hollowpoints from Federal (tm). Federal. For when you need niggers to taste the rainbow.

>>12109348
duly noted. i will make my lackey conduct ample research on these ideas.

and also, why settle for +P when you can get +P+?

>>12109497

The TEC-9 and other intratec shitguns were gradually sabotaged with plastic components that are designed to break if you put too powerful, too heavy, or handloaded rounds in, weak springs that render the gun inoperable, special nonsense fuck you modifications to the bolt and extractor, so it can't feed certain ammunition properly, and so on.

Despite of their repeated attempts to ruin a critical success, it's still popular 30 years later.

>>12109135
>can i make money off other peoples likeness
you might make enough to buy some gutter oil before you get sued for copy and pasting pictures off the internet you fucking mong cunt

Something that's never brought up anywhere, even on gun forums, is the intended uses and inspiration that gave birth to it.

It wasn't made to have an open bolt, that fire rate, those specific magazines, that barrel, or that layout on accident. For all intents and purpose, it's a lighter, more compact, plastic M45, which saw extensive use as tacticool platform for many, many silly outfits and special forces, including US Navy seals, for some 30 years after it officially ceased production. They even put the chink sling rings that the americans had on theirs on the TEC-9.

To no one's surprised, a low-cost, easy to modify, high capacity, hard to actually render completely inoperable, plastic spec-ops grease gun platform ended up incredibly popular. So naturally they applied a lot of downgrades and fuck yous to every part of it over its life, but since they were built to be riced, this has done very little to curb their popularity. They eventually stopped making the 9mm version in favor over a sort of micro version in .22 long. That feeds from ruger 20 cent magazines that come in up to 50 round capacities from wal-mart shelves, and you don't need to make that thing automatic to make it attractive to gangbangers.

Naturally, since people wanted to buy that version, too, they did the only logical thing. They let quality control get so bad, they were literally less reliable than chinese bootleg 1911s. This was really good for the gangbangers, because they could buy up stock for little cost, pull them all apart, and piece together the good components to get high capacity, small frame pistols before those were really a thing. Intratec stopped making those when they found out they were making money.