/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12099008
I call dibs anon

give it to me

Come the date of your so called suicide you won't commit. If you wanted to kill yourself you'd do it now.
So buy mobius sirs

You don‘t have the balls. Get yourself a new haircut and something to eat.

>>12099017
>>12099019
Money wont make you happy anons. I dont have much but i can buy more than the avg person but i dont want to. I havent bought clothes in a few years still drive my 05 acura and still live at home. Depression sucks

>>12099008
who is he?

>>12099020
>>12099022
The only thing stopping me rn is my parents

>>12099031
why don't you go travel then?

>>12099008

Thailand

good food cheap beer and hookers.

>>12099031
Fucking go out and live your life. "Muh depression sucks". Well guess what, it wont go away if you sit at home, jerk off and pity yourself all day.

>>12099043
Buy them a house then.

150k is more than 95% of the populus, you have so many options. Start a business, travel, find a cute girl abroad and breed, fuck you faggot and quit complaining.

I can show you the world.

use this 150k to do the best an hero ever and livestream

>>12099054
Depression isn't something you simply shake off. it's not about changing your mindset, it's about changing your brain chemistry and you can't do that just by thinking happy thoughts and doing happy things.

You could travel the world for years with that money. Go to Asia. Experience life. Meet people.

>>12099053
>>12099048
Not bad any other sex tourism places i can visit?
>>12099054
Its not that simple man
>>12099065
Why?
>>12099081
Yea but ive complained my whole life i wont stop now
>>12099112
Eh

>>12099008
Take that 150k and start seeing a good therapist 4-5 days a week. In 5 years you'll look back and thank God you followed my advice. I was once suicidal and depressed for years. I look back on it now and I am a completely different person. I'm happy, I enjoy going out and doing shit, and I'm thankful for every day I spend on this rock.

>>12099043
welcome to the club OP. if it wasn't for my mother (dgaf about father) I would have driven my car into a brick wall at 80mph a while ago

>>12099177
give me 100k so I can get my project off the ground faggot.

>>12099008
Thailand, bang all whores you can for the period of 5 years, get all STDs, try every type of sex you can muster.

come get fucked up in amsterdam with me

>>12099177
"Ive complained my whole life"
God you are a spoiled bitch.

Literally 90% of all "depressions" are (mentally) 16 year olds bitching around for attention.

>>12099246
I dont particularly like thai women tbqh is there anywhere they have cheap white women?
>>12099267
Thanks bro
>>12099269
Im 31 and im aware

>>12099008
sauce

>>12099008
wire it to me so i can open up my catch wrestling academy

>>12099043
>Son, don‘t bring more shame on our family than you already have
>o-ok dad

>>12099292
If you dont mind latinas and socialism, Venezuela has pretty damn fine and real cheap whores.

>>12099008
have you thought about spending it?

>>12099008
Send BTC pls I just started
Also you should spend it joining clubs so you can be around new people imo
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>>12099035
Thea Sofie Loch Naess

>>12099008
distribute your ethereum before the POS hits

>>12099008
did you know if you sign a life insurance and off yourself if more than one year has passed, your next of kin still get get the cash? Essentially the idea is that nobody can't commit to being suicidal for so long.
So if you have anyone you want to leave something with, I would look into that. I do hope you see a therapist and family though.

>>12099442
I like russians and the like
>>12099450
No
>>12099595
Good idea maybr il set my parents up for some money thanks

>>12099111
it's both actually
i've been depressed for over 2 years, to the point where i attempted suicide. i was on therapy with just SSRIs and family support. I'm lucky that I had one friend who always insisted that I go out with him somewhere, and I got to know some people, I also started going out on every possible occassion, even when i'm tired (to some extent of course) and generally fighting with my comfortable 'introvertism'
Also realizing that I'm an adult and that I actually have capability to change something in my life myself, has helped a lot.

I know how it sucks being depressed and I sympathize. But it's not permanent, you got to work on it, at your own pace. Once you get out of it, which is possible, you feel great again. Remember childhood? It felt good. Well, that's how you feel when you're happy, basically. You can return to that mindset, but it's difficult. Of course I'm exaggerating a little bit, but life doesn't have to be painful. When you're in pain it feels like ages, but once you're not in pain, you don't remember how it hurt and live in the moment.

If you’re near Pennsylvania hmu I got some ideas. As for cheap white women, get a slav I would know because I’m a slav

>>12099713
Is pennsylvania a good place to find cheap whores?

>>12099008
Wait until next spring, buy a fast motorcycle, run it around a race track. Ask /o/ for details. It cured my depression two years ago, no shit. "Unbalanced brain chemistry" is a myth, it's like blaming software bugs on "unbalanced electrons"

>>12099008
>>12099022
get this haircut op

>>12099008

Buy ltc

On a serious note, do the self-authoring program and explore your past to figure out why you are depressed.

>>12099008
I need funds to my proyect, if youre interested contact me, bro tatirewoxi@providier.com

>>12099008
Travel the world. Seriously most therapeutic shit i ever did. It's never been easier with airbnb & co arround. You can find a place to sleep anytime anywhere and you meet local people in their own homes who often take you along to local occasions. Surprisingly i even met richfucks who were bored and rented out to get people to do stuff with.

>>12099008
short x50 btc

Live like a king in the Philippines till you run out of money or decide not to kill yourself.

people that says "just go out" really don't know how it feels
the times im out i feel uncomfortable about everything

>>12099008
just don't make a family member find you, spare them that.

hire a cleaning firm to come to your home the day after so they call the police.

>>12100258
How long have you been out though? It's not drugs, it doesn't work instantly. Traveling for 3 months i felt much better at the end than in the first month.

>decided to kill myself

Translation: I am an attention whore , if I really had extreme suicidal thoughts and was going to end my life I would simply do it because spending money does not matter to me.

>>12099202
>I was once suicidal and depressed for years. I look back on it now and I am a completely different person
So your "self" died either way.

>>12100221
Honestly this. Put us all out of our misery.

>>12099008
help some one who cant repay you. maybe you will find meaning and leave this idea of suicide

>>12099684
This nigga speaks the truth

Same thing happened to me, while I’m not fully cured and maybe never be, hope has been restored and where there’s hope, there’s a will and where there’s a will, there’s a way.

>>12099008
Buy CoffeeCoin
Buy tons of fresh roasted beans
Gift it to your family and friends
The nice smell of fresh coffee will give you back some reason to live

>>12099838
Its okay; Lots of bitches here have daddy issues super easy to pump and dump

>>12100741
The phone conveniently hides his adam's apple.

>>12099008
why 5 years?