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SO JUNG HAD THIS GREAT IDEA if every person ate their own shit -now here's the bloody thing about eating your own bloody shit IT'S CHAOS and that's bloody terrifying and that.. is the belly of the beast.. The consumption of one's own feces is representative of the cannibalistic chaos of post-modernism so then what do you do when you're face to face with this terrifying shit eating dragon? lobsters are well known autophagyists and we're like 90% lobster DNA so you know that really tells you something and that's the bloody thing about Sam Harris, that he has better hair than I do it.. it.. well depends first on what you mean by lobster it's like what solzhenitsyn always said “now Sam Harris is a jew, and they're cold blooded too just like lobsters” you see.. thats what Hitler got right, he wasn't crazy it also totally depends on what you mean by crazy Not washing your penis? Now thats crazy. I have thought about this quandary for a long time, particularly in regards to Jung; for thirty years I've been ruminating on the best way to wash your penis and I haven't thought about anything else AND THE 20TH CENTURY TAUGHT US THAT LESSON PRETTY BLOODY WELL If you wanna conquer your shadow; really grind your heel into the bloody groin of the bitch. Clean your penis and respect the Chaos Lobster. It's in the book of Genesis.
There's postmodernism to fight; and ya bloody better accept it. the jews are older than trees, man! like, god, it's so sad! It reminds me of Pinocchio *sniff* a-and how he just wanted t-*wheeze*to be a boy well that's just the bloody thing! So when we really get to explore these ideas we realize really... we arent the ones cleaning the penis... IT CLEANS US! AND THAT's the BLOODY THING, it's like, you don't KNOW anything for CERTAIN - DO YOU? Whaat do you think you are smarter than Socrates?

>> No.12058002

>>12058001
It's like, YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN SOCRATES AND YOU DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING, you might not even know ANYTHING. But people act like they know things all the time, and that's totalitarianism. It's like, wash your penis, read the Bible, YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN THE BIBLE, ok? So POSTCULTURAL NEOMODERNIST MARXISM IS KILLING US ALLL, we wuz lobstaz an shieeet CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND THATS THE BLOODY THING RIGHT?
YOU MUST SAVE YOUR RELATIONSHIPS FROM CHAOS LIKE PINNOCHIO SAVED HIS FATHER FROM THE DEEPS. GEPETTO IS IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST AND THAT IS NOT A PLACE YOU WANT TO BE. SO WHEN YOU FINALLY TRIUMPH AND SLAY THE DRAGON OF CHAOS THEN YOU ASK YOURSELF “WELL WHAT NOW” AND ITS LIKE RIGHT TAHTS A BLOODY GOOD QUESTION. BUT YOU MUST NOT GIVE IN TO THE POSTMODERNNEOMARXISTS and furthermore AND THAT'S THE THING ABOUT DOMINANCE HIERARCHIES, THEY'RE BLOODY ROUGH, BUT THEY'RE NECESSARY, AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CERTAIN PROCLIVITY TOWARDS DANGEROUSNESS WELL, SEE HOW FAR YOU GET WITH THAT BUCKO. And let me tell you, it was cold up in Canada AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT WASHING YOUR PENIS,

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IT'S A BLOODY EXTERNALISATION OF YOUR INNER WORLD MAN, AND THAT'S SERIOUS. HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO CHANGE THE WORLD IF YOU CAN'T GET YOUR OWN BLOODY PENIS INTO ORDER So cold in fact that the nazis, in all their manical and pathological hatred wouldn't dare brave it. And *eyes begin to redden* I have been thinking, and trying to *pause while putting hand on left side of face* try to *ehem excuse me* trying to really sort things out in regards to a question I have been mulling over in my head for decades. *whipes a tear* If Nazi germany and Communist Russia just engaged in rough and tumble play instead of enveloping our world in chaos for those year, and the poor jews man, those bloody 6 million. who know what could have happend, its like, things might have gone a whole lot better.
Beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and salt
the scientific literature is very clear about this. Now I want to be careful before wading into this quagmire because--and let's get one thing straight, bucko--I pharse my words carefully. VERY carefully. Well, imagine something roughly approximating fully conscious paralysis for 8 hours every night and you'll have an idea what it's like to contend with apple cider. and thats the thing about phrasing your words carefully man, thats the logos, and that's no bloody joke

>> No.12058195

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>> No.12058239

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little rape apologist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Social Justice 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on r/creepshots, and I have over 300 confirmed instances of saying "check your privilege". I am trained in being overly offended and I’m the top SRSer in the entire social justice blogosphere. You are nothing to me but just another shitlord. I will call you a neckbeard with persistence the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cis-sexist pig. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of differently-abled, ethnic, transqueer womyn across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the AC360 investigation, *aggot. The investigation that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your erotic subreddit. You’re fucking privileged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in arguing with shitlords, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Jezebel.com and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your privileged bigotry off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “sexist” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will passive-aggressively type fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cis scum.

>> No.12058242

LOBSTERS

>> No.12058255

and she keeps sucking, now you were not prepared for that, your understanding of reality begins to slip. You see this moment for what it truely is. From law to chaos in an instant.

>> No.12058263

>>12058001
I watched one of his courses on youtube and was going to go back and watch the rest, this was before he was making anything on patreon or even was memed into popularity. Now idk if I should go back and finish his courses or not.

>> No.12058442

It's all true. Stand up straight like a lobster and condition yourself to improve things by starting on improving your own penis. Make it a project to decorate your penis and make it the most attractive and functional penis you can imagine.

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>>12058001
>>12058002

This guy speaks a lot of truth. I understand now why he is so popular.

>> No.12058948

For my entire life I've had wrists that can bend far enough that my hand can grab the wrist it's attached to, and thumbs that collapse into my palms to form a smooth wedge. I can bend the wrists at angles that would be impossible for others, and collapse the bones down until my arm looks like a tapered cylinder.

Truthfully the ability never seemed that noteworthy outside of party tricks, until I was doing said trick and a female friend of mine giggled when I showed her. I asked why it made her laugh and she explained that I'd probably be amazing at fisting as a result. I replied honestly and a bit bemused that I had never even considered it, but said that I probably would be great at it. She went red and tight-lipped at that, and I changed topics.

I knew she was in a relationship with another woman, and didn't think she had any interest in men so I didn't think she was hitting on me, but wasn't sure what to think of her reaction. I later learned that after my "weird talent" demonstration she talked to her partner about me. They then approached me together to ask if I'd be open to use my odd talent to fist them simultaneously. I'll be honest, I was thrilled at the idea and we wasted no time.

They got down on their knees in front of me, while I sat on the couch with a generous bottle of lube. We worked slowly, but being ambidextrous I was able to eventually slip my entire hands into the pair almost in unison. With my hands buried inside to the wrists, listening to their moans, their occasional kisses, the loud, wet queefs with each piston, their trembling moans, gasps, and squeals, not to mention my literally soaking in the intoxicating aroma of their leaking sex; I was in absolute bliss without need of my own physical orgasm.

>> No.12058957

That event was a HUGE highlight in my life, and I'd like to do it all again if I can find a willing pair of partners. I'm only visiting Utah for five days so I'm afraid we'd have to move a bit fast in building a sufficient rapport for such intimacy, but I assure you I'm a perfect gentleman, highly educated, polite, emphathetic, pansexual, and only looking to make our trio orgasmically happy with no strings attached. I'm also drug free (except alcohol and cannabis), and disease free with resent test results to provide. Perhaps we could meet for coffee and see if our personalities gel?

>> No.12059275

>>12058001
is America the only English speaking country that can't say bloody?

>> No.12059302

I was wondering if you have any questions or need to be a good time to get the latest Flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not a problem with the barebone basics of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of the hands of

>> No.12059318

Hierarchy apex thread.

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>> No.12059339

>>12058001
I'm not reading that but I appreciate the sentiment.
Upvoted.

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>>12058195
>>12058239
>>12058948
>>12058957
Cringe and redditpilled