/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for GPRO rekting deans food and LCI

plz be green tomorrow.

May MRK calls guide me to the promised land

suicide is for losers, legends never die

Most of my (tech) stock is down, but I'm having a blast with this market volatility, lads, things were so boring before. I think I've learned more from this Tuvan pipe-carving forum than most anywhere else, too.

Guys I changed my major to
Bachelors of Arts in Market Making

>>12038681
dovishify, buy some bonds, long some bonds, and set security in your own life as a staple. tech can change so fast, and swapping to the faddest trend won't become a thing.. the biggest wave is when we go to war.

bond yields will actually yield, we're in limbo because of fucking american vs chinese dick waving contest, but orders are being asked from america. so fuck the nay sayers, just buy until shit changes.

SSO AND QLD BOYS RISE UP

LETS GO IRON HANDS BIG GAINS

>>12038663
>she thinks winning the battle equates to winning the war

APHA MOON SHOT TOMORROW

GET ON WITH ME FELLAS

no it's do I expect the orders filled? I got an extra 5 times work harder from every boomer trying to retire today. It was actually amazing.

I even caught 2 employees sharing a joint, what I did was just say I forgot my phone I better see you here in the morning.

I love how powerful I have become, but I must delegate the majority of what I do to be as successful as I am to other people.

>>12038741
>>12038760
>>12038783
Is a bot malfunctioning?

>>12038783
Literally who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3AGccbndW4&list=PLEpaej3goMqp-VgzI8b6pBtbkS0AEA40a&index=16

>>12038783
I always turned down being the boss
Theyd make me CEO of the grocery store world, but theyll never get me. I wont fire my friend for an extra cut of cheese

>>12038795
Hello newfren
>>12038783
How powerful have you become? And it’s a Thursday night baggie you sure you should be drinking?

>>12038799
you're closest jewish nigger dwarf.

>>12038842
yeah my cups full i chose not to drink, but damn dude.

fuck it i gave you all you wanted for from me. I aint about to bitch how useless you ignorant people are, i assume i am easily doxxed and have too many enemies from these threads to dox my self on this forum.

BGS food goes up even when other food stocks go down
Obviously large specs are buying
Obviously large specs believe they wont halt their dividend like KHC. Shut up and Just buy it!

>>12038925
sorry

>>12038851
>>12038861
Drunk Baggie night is best night

>>12038925
We’re your friends, we’re not like the others
https://youtu.be/GlDxcLKDgNk

>>12038925
We like yoy Baggie
Please make food again sometime

>>12038837
Huh Nikki was your heroin-chic grocer job the reason you love food stocks so much? It’s all coming together

>>12038925
you're the worst tripfag ever

>>12039017
not really, I was in produce for like 4 years and my store didnt sell mainstream products. If anything it made me hate food

but the meat department got all its meat from applegate, owned by hormel. thats probably where all hipster grocery stores get their meat considering hormel is all time highs. I bought TSN like a retard because thats what I eat

>>12039069
Bet you anything the SFM I shop at does that, most of their deli meats are applegate. Not really a fan of their ham and stuff desu, it’s overpriced and I don’t trust hormel quality. I was there today and got some nummy lavender blueberry ‘nola, has too much sugar though.

>>12039067
fine, i'ma kill my self tonight to respect your statement.

To those who may have never loved and loved me... See you all in the after life frenz remember to trust a friendly jew and judge everything for your self.

>>12039184
Don't be retarded, who will cook for us if you die??

Is it too late to keep shorting RIOT? Even at a pitiful $25m valuation they still seem absolutely worthless and will only get further hammered by BTC's continuous fall

So realistically, assuming I'm a pretty intelligent guy, if I spend the next 6-12 months of my life learning everything I possibly can about trading and investing, 7 days a week, what are the chances I can make a decent living or even get rich by day trading? Fuck wageslaving, there must be a better way brehs. I just want to work from my laptop on a beach in Thailand, is that too much to ask?

>>12039180
>sfm
take a wild guess at the store I worked at...

I bought aphria.
Will the lawsuit get me my money back?

SHORT

>>12039216
It's impossible to say, but statistics are against you. Everyone feels smart, everyone "sees it"... until they don't. If you are truly dedicated and are willing to be open to criticism without being naive, you can avoid the big pitfalls that might give you a chance and save you time spent losing money and learning hard lessons. But even then if you manage to be profitable, you still need to be better than SP500 on average to make all this worthwhile, which is harder than you think, yes even with options.

>>12039205
at what point does RIOT have a baseline valuation just for existing as the only real equity you can track BTC with

maybe not worth 25m but something

What should I do if I overestimated my risk tolerance? My vanguard funds are down 5% and I feel like vomiting. I'm only at 10% bonds because people told me bonds are stupid when you're young. I spent the last few days watching futures and refreshing my brokerage account seeing the numbers go down. Is investing just not for me? Should I increase my bond allocation?

>>12039357
you're a pussy, Harry

>>12039367
I think the problem is I inherited money that is much larger than my salary. Losing this money means I will probably never earn it back.

>>12039357
sell everything and buy Pearls and ivory. A meteorite is hitting the earth next year

>>12039372
you cant ever 'lose' money if you just buy SPY and QQQ dumbass

if they ever collapse, then you wont be needing United States Dollars anyways, and if they moon then you made profit

stop being a bitch and as anon says, a pussy

>>12039400
What if the stock market crashes and never recovers like what happened in Italy, Greece, and Japan? Those are all large modern economies. If it happens there it could happen here as well? My vanguard funds are a mix of US and International but I am afraid of a worldwide collapse and the market never returning to these asset bubble prices in my lifetime.

>>12039415
italy and greece are insects

thanks to world war 2, America has full control over Japan uses their Infinite QE to pump both the Nikkei and American market now for eternity with infinite yen

>>12039367
Well, how do I stop being a pussy? I can't stop looking at my brokerage account thinking that I'm losing money. I think if I I could stop looking it would help a lot. What do you guys do?

>>12039415
my point is if the US economy collapses, you wont need the cash you have saved any more than the money you 'lost' in SPY/QQQ

the nikkei has also always sucked while US markets have been patrician tier since litearlly the 1910s bro

even holding throuhg the great depression was the 'right' decision

>>12039489
what you do is buy SPY and QQQ and then fuck off and delete your brokerage bookmark

set a timer on your phone for 1 year from now to 'check brokerage' and at that point you freakin buy more but you dont sell

>>12039489
I was like you. When I first started investing I had such weak hands that I sold every day and bought back in the next day for almost a week.
I just had to start thinking of it as "alright, that money is gone. I sold it for part of a company. Now instead of dollars I have x shares of y company." It's kinda dumb but it's how I stopped having the weakest hands in the world.

>>12039372
Go with treasury then. Look at something like BIL. Preserve capital

>>12039236

You will be laughing in a few weeks after financials friendo.

>>12039319
1 year no. 5 years definitely. Docus on what's doable. Don't expect to get a huge return and try to make pocket change at first. You will be pleasantly surprised

>>12039582
Holy shit its like a moon mission every single day

>>12039598
WE'RE GUNNA MAKE IT LADS

>>12039598
I tried to figure out a way to lever this, but any loan interest is going to be greater than the return. If anyone knows how, please share.

>>12039489
buy S&P500
log back in to your brokerage account in 30 years.
Congratulations you have twice as much money as you started with.

You only lose money if you sell when you're down. Right now the stocks are down but you haven't lost anything, because you still have the same amount of shares.

>>12039704
But what if you die this year?

>>12038636
I sold all my fdp stock about August 2016 and I went to check back in with them and wtf why'd their stocks tumble holy shit

>>12039755
Basically they suffered the worst since around the 2015-106 era because
rising transportation costs, combined with the fact that FDP is in competition with both bonds and food stocks and they suck at income giving a low yield and low growth.. I think its the bottom though here or 29 area

2% up across board friday

>>12039521
My God thus is retarded. Have you ever had your wealth tied up for 10 year, doing absoloutely nothing except hoping for a recovery?

>>12039905
If USA economy stalls for 10 years you have more to worry about than if you had it in dollars, real estate, or stocks

>>12039942
Like what?

>>12040004
>>12040004
The world will collapse if that worse case economic situation occurs.

Give me some hot european stock tips, eurofriends.

>>12040016
i tired to explain this to Mr Weak Hands earlier but he didnt get it, spamming about the useless nikkei and stuff

either the markets moon or money is worthless, either way it doesnt matter you are either rich if you invested or poor like everybody else

>>12039860
Kinda feels like more of a doji day. Yesterday was too crazy.

>>12040039
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1070844413910368256

>>12040032
>Buying High Selling low.
Lithium ETFs on the other hand look mighty tasty

>>12040047
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1070844413910368256

Alright fuck it let's go.

>>12040047
>>12040066
imagine the guys from the 1700s seeing the markets move based on twitter shitposts

>>12040121

I love this man so much.

Futures crashing.

>>12040224
It's all happening again!

Is now a good time to go all in on TQQQ?

>>12040224
VIX Again

>OMXS30 +1.89%
Thanks.

what is going on with tesla

is apple buying them or someshit?

+1.5% spike at early trading

Tesla rallying to 370...

cracked 370

it might hit 420 secure levels within a few days of trading

>>12040016
Ameriburger delusions lmao. Sure it's gonna be bad, but the Chinese will take your place

>>12040578
China won't consume foreign goods. Also we aren't talking USA the people. We are talking the small % of economy that is big companies.

powers that be planning for a 2020 recession to take trump out

>>12040032
>either the markets moon or money is worthless

Money is not worthless dumbass, currency is. Gold is money, USD is currency.

>>12040794
Imagine knowing this little and calling other people dumbass

>>12040794
Everything is just valued at whatever people want to pay for it at... There is no difference. Currency/money is just a intermediary unit of measure to help make trade possible.

Gold can increase it's supply to absolutely worthless via technological advance, mining, etc. IT's not special in any way as compared to a paper dollar. At some point in the future with continued tech advances Gold will be worth absolutely jack shit.

The asteroid Psyche 16 is a very special space rock: it's almost entirely made of metal, including iron, nickel, and gold, which has led astronomers to believe that it was originally the core of a planet. It's also estimated to be worth around $700 quintillion—enough to give each of the 7.6 billion people on Earth about $92 billion each. You read that correctly—$92 billion each. This asteroid has the potential to make us all richer than the Pharaohs—or, you know, crash the world economy.

Rev up those futures!

>>12040964
most heavy asteroids have enough noble metals to crash the world economy, the problem is getting enough funding to pull one into orbit (or closer)

>>12040975
It's theoretically achievable. Aren't there a lot of theories on moon and mars that you would want to crash a ton of high value resource asteroids into the proposed "base" area ahead of time?

I'm not sure if I thought about that or read it somewhere but crashing a couple dozen asteroids into a landing spot would be pretty advantageous I bet. Or at least in the vicinity, and cause a lot less trouble than doing it on earth.

>>12041012
the main problem is that every dollar spent on space is considered porkbarreled spending by a majority of the population, until it yields space resources

why get an asteroid with more gold in it than there is on the entire planet earth when you can just give everyone free welfare checks for instant gratification?

its more than theoretically achievable, is proven to be possible, the problem is getting the initial funding to make it happen, and then waiting a couple years for everything to be done (after a few years to build all the equipment)

>>12040794
Which of the three functions of money does USD not fulfill?

>>12041161
Not buying happiness

>>12041059
>proven to be possible
Um, really? It's take shitton of fuel to change an orbit of big asteroid. And small ones probably would be just burnt in atmosphere.

>>12041261
You would be crashing it into the moon/mars

It would cost a fuck ton of fuel or take a long time with solar, but you would get the resulting materials..

>>12041059
>Thinking finding this amount of gold is good
Thank god people like you are marginalized

>>12041584
if you don't own any gold your relative wealth goes up.

>>12041177
of course money can buy happiness, mone IS happiness

a jetski is only fun when your on the water, a hooker is only fun when you want to fugg
but money is the potential to do both, and more
money is opportunity incarnate, its the potential to do anything you want (if you have enough)

>>12041261
>>Um, really? It's take shitton of fuel to change an orbit of big asteroid.
thats the initial cost that no one can ever look past
>And small ones probably would be just burnt in atmosphere.
learn to conservation of mass you scrubb
(although the increase in entropy cant be ignored)

>>12041584
>he thinks using copper for wires is ideal
>he thinks increasing the wealth of the planet, and humanity as a whole is bad
>he thinks new opportunities for the world is bad
what are you even doing here?

>>12041177
of course money cant buy happiness, money IS happiness

a jetski is only fun when your on the water, a hooker is only fun when you want to fugg
but money is the potential to do both, and more
money is opportunity incarnate, its the potential to do anything you want (if you have enough)

>>12041261
>>Um, really? It's take shitton of fuel to change an orbit of big asteroid.
thats the initial cost that no one ever looks past
>And small ones probably would be just burnt in atmosphere.
learn to conservation of mass you scrubb
(although the increase in entropy cant be ignored)

>>12041584
>he thinks using copper for wires is ideal
>he thinks increasing the wealth of the planet, and humanity as a whole is bad
>he thinks new opportunities for the world is bad
what are you even doing here?

>>12041649
happiness is just chemicals in your brain

Got a five hundred dollar tip from a client yesterday. What should I buy for a quick swing?

>>12041678
but money can help create those chemicals

So Nintendo today right?

>>12041693
Yeah, to some extent. At the same time money allows you to slip into a super-consumer mode of thinking and existence. Not that I'm judging said mode but it does exist.

>>12041735
money can be used for good or bad, for pleasure or pain, for healthy and for unhealthy pursuits in life
just like everything else in the world

moderation is key (never go full zealot over/about anything). getting money at all costs is a terrible way to live, but living without money can be much worse

>>12041868
Yeah it's a pretty balanced game world.

>>12039357
Mine is the same. Down 7 percent in 3 days. Why worry when you won't cash out for decades?

I'm rebalancing into more bonds in preparation for the crash though.

>>12041691
tqqq

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/07/jefferies-upgrades-tesla-predicts-20percent-rally-and-reduced-role-for-musk.html

I want to allocate some of my money in cash/treasuries at this point.

What is the smartest to buy right now? Short term treasuries since the 2year yield is so high? And practically, what instrument should I buy? SHV?

Apologize for the noob questions.

Congrats to everyone who bought CRON under $10.

Guys I have 50k on the sideline in cash and 50k invested. My hope.is to invest the 50k into the market at the bottom of this looming recession. Should I just stay in cash in my savings account til then. Or is there something else I need to do with it?

John Kelly Fired today looks like

Buy ACB it's lagging behind all the other dude weeds but will get scooped up in this rally.

>>12042164
>trying to time the market

F

predict replacement

oil

>>12042278
Trying to time microtrends is retarded but at this point it is all but certain we are going into a recession. Even if it takes 5 years you/I/everyone knwos we will be loewr than we are now anyways.

probable new COS

has a kid named TALTON

safe insider current pence chief of staff, establishment / college republican type only 32

>>12042164
put 1k into the market every week
whether its up or down
every week
for 50 weeks

and tada! you just beat the market, unless we do nothing but go up for 50 weeks in a row

>hope.is
hello julianii

> dat CRON

Holy shit.

Just make pre/aftermarket illegal and we good

>>12042384
Altria deal is now official.

>>12042386
There's lots of retail brokers that offer AH and PM trading. Now what REALLY needs to be made illegal is pattern daytrading laws.

ALERT

TRUMP PUMP IS IN EFFECT
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1071030014123098112

KUDLOW on CNBC THIS MORNING TO PUMP MARKET MORE

>>12042445
Presidents should be illegal

>>12042445

Futures say otherwise.

Headlines and press releases aren't going to be enough to save this market.

What's a good investment for my 50 year old dad? My dad has taken interest after seeing me learning about investing but I'm still a beginner. Also I'm afraid that he'll die before he breaks even if a recession comes around. Should I tell him to wait?

>>12042467
I would tell him to wait. Recession should be soon.

USO?

>>12042463
"futures"

>>12042463
u watchin them?

>>12042489
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

look again

>>12042432
>wannabe day trader mad that the government is protecting them from their own bad decision making skills

kek

>>12042514
Hold up.

You telling me the markets fluctuate!?!?!

Job numbers are in and looking strong.

>>12042532
I'm just predicting a green friday and 0.10% futures don't mean anything when all signs point to a pump by kudlow/trump today

>>12042081
I'm in TLt. Look at 09. Also relatively stable long play.

>markets jump minutes before the report
I hate this rigged bullshit.

holy fucking shit weed stocks are doing it again. did you guys buy the dip yesterday?

>>12042573
its only rigged if you are listening to other people
The stock market is literally "Believe in the heart of the cards"

>>12042581
EOY bull run gogo

>>12042480
crude going back up over 60 whether trump likes it or not

>>12042587
I mean some people obviously have access to things before the market even if the source is the fucking government.

>>12042581
People will need weed once the recession comes.

that tesla run

372 , +9 premarket

>>12040173
>>12040121
My gott

>>12042603
yeah, but you are probably making your picks off of outside info, you gotta just ignore all that shit and listen to your heart

Invest like your an Anime Protagonist

>>12042136
>Congrats to everyone who bought CRON under $10.

Dude weed bull run 2018 #2 incoming. August's announcement of the Constellation buy in to Canopy caused most tickers in the sector to 2x.

>>12040121
this has happened before

Radio wasn't taken seriously
TV wasn't taken seriously
online news wasnt taken seriously

It used to be social media and memes not taken seriously now you have CIA/nato studying them.

>>12040944
I agree with this mostly but there are distinctions between debt backed money and commodity backed money.

>>12042639
not really, gold is probably less backed by something real than a currency backed by an entire government/country

Assuming a healthy-ish government I'd much rather have their currency than gold over the next 30 years.

>>12042136
>>12042635
Is there a x3 leverage Weed ETF
I only buy x3 leverage ETFS

>>12042638
Feels like media forms, as they develop, increasingly become parodies of themselves.

>>12042650
Not really. More like established things always becoming rigid and retarded due to human flaws.

They used to get worried people would read too much.

Based OPEC.

>>12042648
Amateur. I only buy x3 ETFs of x3 ETFs.

>>12042545
Fuck you its green now.


I think we will be Red by close though. I think some Muller FUD will comeout.

>>12042648
>he doesn't write naked puts against 3xETFs
enjoy your boomer gains

>>12042672
trump btfo hahahhaha

Weed lmao plan for today:

Chuck a bunch of cash at cron and ride it wherever it's going. My planned Organigram trade is off the table as they delayed their earnings call AGAIN.

>>12042692
Who knows, maybe people will be dumb enough to think some sideshow freaks from the campaign getting indicted for minor things matters.

I doubt even the Kelly news will move market much. People are pretty used to the chaos in terms of shuffling people around.

It's pretty silly to see business news seriously considering literal impossible policies that can never pass and are pure banter. A tweet about punishing GM with taking away subsidies, that is literally impossible for Trump to enact gets covered seriously in the business news with hypotheticals.

The day to day / hour to hour moves are almost entirely insanity

>>12042638
one could argue that Trump is this generations version of JFK because of media

>people who listened to presidential debate thought Nixon was the much better candidate
>people who watched the same debate on TV thought JFK was a much better candidate

>establishment and old media (radio) absolutely hated the new president JFK
>but TV loves him

fast forward to today

>people who watched the debate on TV seemed to think that Hilary was the better candidate
>people who followed along with twitter/internet seemed to think that Trump was better

>establishment and old media (TV) absolutely hate new president Trump
>but ((the internet)) loves him

he and JFK match up as candidates in many other ways too (rich inheritance, massive net worth, outsider, ectera), but the media thing has really jumped out at me since 2016

>>12042647
i'm not saying one's better than the other, just that there are differences. Debt money has also operated without governments, as well, debt after all is just a promise and many small local communities throughout history would use debt over proper commodity money, even, ironically enough, the communities trading nails that adam smith cited as commodity money. The difference is important because one derives it's value from credibility, future expectations, and the underlying economy, the other derives its value from labor/natural supply constraints.

>>12042659
Yeah but that's kind of what I mean, the more rigid a medium becomes, as well as the more derivative, it increasingly looks like a parody of what was there originally.

>>12042711
television news is the new tabloid magazines

get with the times grandpa, the only people who watch daytime cable tv are AARP members

>>12042721
A lot of it is the media very upset that they couldn't control the election and narrative.

The desperation a month out from election was something very obvious to feel. The desperate attempts to wrap up youtube/twitter and all other sites back into establishment control is still being attempted.

If you check youtube a month before election vs 3 months after you could see a massive difference. Half the pushed results are now just clips from cable or network TV. They want to own the minds again desperately.

Just imagine the establishment trying another disaster like the Iraq War with their current level of control. They are very upset.

>>12042711
Well it does kind of matter senpai.

Having Trump cabinet members/associates arrested stalls up the workings of the administration in otherways. That might slow down the China deals and other trade work because they are on damage control.

i want to keep holding this TQQQ
but holding is so fucking boring

>>12042721
>>12042757

Anyone watching during the dinner when Trump called out the Clinton foundation for Haiti? Whew, lad. Much has happened since then, but that was when I knew things were getting (((weird))).

>>12042802
>when Trump called out the Clinton foundation for Haiti?
I think it was the catholic charity one with the archbishop of new york. That was a good one.

>>12042757
just like how newspaper usurped magazines (or was it the other way around?)
and then how radio usurped newspapers
then TV usurped radio
and now (whatever your favorite website on the internet) is usurping TV
history doesnt always repeat itself, but damn does it likes patterns

im ok with it, yellow journalism (fake news) has existed for thousands of years, and will for the forseeable future
its nice to see more people becoming aware of it nowadays at least

>>12042802
hehe, classic

>>12042770
>>12042802
clinton foundation was the biggest grift scam on earth and most obvious one

I think Jeb Bush vs Hillary Clinton would have been the best outcome however impossible. 5% voter turnout, you would have a real chance of sparks going off.

Are there any pot companies that have not been gobbled up by larger companies yet? Something I could throw a 100 dollars at?

>>12042860
APHA still playable.

>>12042081>>12042547

IEf is more of the same

>>12042860
ORHOF

>>12042877
>>12042547
But wouldn't now be a good time to invest in short term treasuries since yields are so high?

>>12042894
Wait until the last rate hike for the year anon, which is the 19th I believe.

>>12042794
most people want to beat inflation, not match it.

>>12042860
ACB

>>12042853
Nice the whole room looks guilty Af at a charity event! To tie this back to the stock market...do the math. Why does our society depend on our economy? When the market is down big on a day, at work-im not even in finance and the tension is still palpable.

>>12042948
because you need money to buy food/shelter/fulfillment other needs of maslows hierarchy

if you subsistence farm nowadays one could argue that you dont need money, but in reality you still do need money to pay for taxes every year (or the federal government sends you directly to jail)

money is a means to an end, and if the economy is down, then some needs are going to go unfulfilled, (or less fulfilled than they "normally" are)

we have moved past the animal kingdom's rules where physical force (muscles, fangs, venom) and raw materials (food, shelter) are needed to live, instead we use money as a proxy for and a tool to receive (strength, food, fame, power, whatever)

the game has not changed, but the method of playing it has, thanks to the unofficial social contract that everyone in a society follows

>>12042925
>>12042894
Yeah, and I like to trade, not just park funds. Dca into TLt or IEf seems to have more potential for gains than SHv. My disclaimer is that I don't know much about the way bonds work and their relationship to interest rates. I go off the chart and park it long term when I see opportunity. That said, TLT is volatile and resistant to most TA. It always appears to be on a tear for atleast a month. Switch to monthly and you can see 10% candles in either direction. That's momentum that can be worked with while being an addition to a balanced portfolio. It's not meant to be a stable imvestors Bond like a 3 part portfolio and you can tell because it is 2x leveraged and has an inverse ticker TBT.

Change of plan. No Cron chase just yet. Everything bright green.

>>12043110
Possible break out alert:

TerrAscend current sp 7.24. There are only 900 shares up for sale under $8 right now. No selling interest until the low 8's.

>>12039704

tesla calls

>>12042853

Trump is more corrupt than Hillary will ever was.

>>12040031
I know of a swedish company that is leading in eyetracking (Tobii eye tracking), which is some scifi shit desu famalam, pewdiepie has a video on it i think. A good buy when it is under 31-30 kr.

>>12043197
Fuck off

>>12043170
the L2 doesn't mean anything anymore. there are invisible bids/sells ready to pounce.

>>12043197
>Trump is more corrupt than Hillary will ever was.
1.) i doubt that
2.) a known-known is better than a known-unknown
trump has never claimed to be a saint, or to have never used government programs to his advantage (before getting into office)

pic unrelated

>>12042526
Thanks for telling me about CWCO yesterday. That was exactly what I was looking for. Doing some dd currently (not too much though).

Okay, opening jitters over. Looks good. Going back to sleep for a couple hours.

Burgers keep pumping. Give that golden bull a smack on the ass.

>>12043327
hm

first for mediterranean poon patrol on sale under a dollar. TOPS

>>12042855
Yeah unfortunately if it was bush Clinton I pretty sure Clinton would have won. In one hand having bill back would be fun but her on the office idk and in the other we would be more stable than we are now

Hey Guys, what will be your position over the weekend?
I bought Calls yesterday, and sold them today. Nice +30%. Today I placed puts on DAX and DJ.

>>12043197
I doubt you even know what Hillary did/was doing

Yeah, we're in a bear market.

>>12043459
yeah

What the fuck is happening?

>>12043510
We’re entering a 3 wave down.

algos responding to death crosses

>>12043510
long and short day traders are battling an epic duel before they go off to lunch hour

The fuck is tqqq up to?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>NFP CRAAASSSSHING MISS
Is mongo still shit talking about his great jurrrbs record and the fucking DOW kek

>>12043545
I dumped all my 3x last week. they are being killed off.

>>12043576
the liberal /smg/ thread is in >>>/lgbt/

EUROPE CRASHING

>All of my stocks are crashing
>My entire non-bought watchlist is green

Is this what hell is like

>>12043592
>correctly labeling obvious fucking moron and known 30+year crook is liberal
no there's nothing liberal about me

orange man bad

any good shipping stocks? vessels etc.

>>12043629
another fucking sperg, do they make them in vats

>>12043626
Nothing grinds my gears more than Trumpies calling everyone who doesn't suck orange dick a liberal.

>>12043637
you only saw sperg scouts so far. Now bigger pieces are coming. dreadnaughts and flying fortresses.

>>12038663
;_;

>>12043629
>orange man good
do you also like to pimp out your daughter to kikes?

>>12038729
>she

>>12043655
i dont have even a daughter so she can be a shiksa anyway

>>12043651

>>12038741
Hey bro how was Italy?

>>12043684
not a blog

Unironically laughing at you guys investing at the top. Kek, never change /biz/.

>>12043759
are there stocks that perform well in a bear market?

>>12043783
Healthcare and discount stores.

>>12043800
healthcare funds? or RAW stocks?

>>12043783
Yes, but I read a lot of posts that remind me of bitcoin 1 year ago. Oh no no no.

>>12043825
i dontt like crypto it doenst really do anything except have a payment system for the black market.

just bought another 2k shares of magne gas
how fucked am I lads?

>>12043759
>not continually investing with a set about and scheduled investments over the long term to ensure the best possible outcome

smol spec thinks he can time the market

>can't buy options because Germany is a fucking fossil of a country
Robinhood EU when??

>>12043842
people who chase meme stocks will be in the same position 10 years from know as they are today

>>12043839
You missed his point. He's saying we're at the top of the market and that you shouldn't be buying atm. He's right.

Thoughts on UVXY?

LCI mooning WHEN?

Did I buy into a meme stock boys?

>>12043895
cheapies, it's on sale!

>>12043895
Uh... A useful tool for hedging and betting against the market. I'm not sure what your asking.

>>12043864
this guy gets it

>>12043759
>>12043825
>video game memes
>using "kek" unironically
>weeb shit
you're going to make it lmao

cashed out half of my TQQQ gains from yesterday, managed to sell at the top, all round great buy and sell
Downside is I bought AMD

The PDT rule unironically saved my ass from that red dildo.

ahhhh I need more patients, I know shit is gonna happen but im so fucking jittery i constantly buy too early

>>12043947
did i just spell patience as patients god damn what the fuck is wrong with me today

>>12043902
you bought the current MOST MEME stock. If its shilled by B5G, then you know its a meme

>>12043908
How high do you think it could reach today?

>>12043364
Thanks for the call, ez 7% gain
would be holding longer but i have anxiety problems

what the fuck is going on
it was up
i went to do some shopping
and now its crashing

>>12043958
how many cups of coffee or lines of cocaine have you had this morning fren?

Anyone know why I cannot buy on robinhood? Its saying I need to accept terms in app but I'm not getting any Clearing by Robinhood terms..

stop selling!

ICPT god fug damn it

what the fuck I give up
spy -3 percent watch

Is it really that bad of an idea to hodl leveraged ETF for just a few months? Bought some SRTY today and not sure how long is too long to hodl.

If you invest in solid, dividend paying stocks with a history of growth and increasing dividends, this is simply a time to cost average down.

Divvies, do you love me? are you riding? say you'll never ever leave from beside me, 'cause I want ya, and I need ya, and I'm down for you always

>>12043970
Wait for a dip

>>12044076
It depends on your grip strength and when you buy

>>12044076
Leveraged ETFs are memes at worst, trading instruments at best. The way that this general shills them is how I know that nobody here knows what they're talky.

>>12044088
Bought a small bag today, hoping for a recession in 2019 because that’s contrary to everyone’s expected date of 2020 XD

Go back to 260. Just take all my money. I don't even care anymore.

>>12044102
This is me today, but yesterday was +400
You just gotta stay positive and buy low

>>12044096
I get that they’re supposed to be used for day trading but I don’t know what else I can hodl easily for few months to have a short position.

/NASDAQ'd/

The day will end green. I can feel it.

>>12044120
>Holding a short for longer than a few days
When the real selling starts. Even the inverse ETFs will shit the bed. The best way to short the market is by sitting on cash.

>>12044136
Not for me it won’t :(

>>12044136
Probably just a repeat of yesterday

>>12044145
Is it because the daily volatilities will erase any gains?

>>12044149
Yes it will anon. I believe in your portfolio.

Based wallstreet giving us a 5th chance to pick up Nasdaq 6600

>>12044136
Well your Christmas is ruined

>>12044170
I'll enjoy watching this dumb permabull get JUSTed

>>12044157
That guy is right that when it dips its gonna fucking dip, if you are using money you are afraid to lose don't use leverage just get LMT or some other dividend stock
Only use leverage etf with money you are willing to lose

>>12044157
Yeah read up on ETF decay. They'll go up initially, but as shit starts to really hit the fan people will begin selling them as well

>>12044157
there is slippage during volatile times. you can be right on the overall direction but still lose.

>>12044206
They just call those cheapies.

>>12044196
>>12044205
>>12044206
Christ, inverse leveraged are really that unreliable? Man I just want an easy short position that’s better than short term bonds or money market :(

>>12044221
god damn right

>>12044170
this isn't a BTD market anymore

we're going down. you should have got out yesterday

>>12044224
then buy SH, or short SPY, or buy puts. personally I just hold cash and bonds and buy opportunistically. sloshing your portfolio around leads to tax inefficiencies and you lose qualified dividend status.

>>12044226
>>12044221
based

>>12044238
>blah blah blah
see you at spx 3000 peon

>>12044252
You’re saying SH doesn’t have slippage? Guess that’s the best I can do.

My SYF is green
I thought you guys told me female CEO are bad?

>>12044276
ignore /pol/ if you want to make money

>>12044270
it does, but much less.

>>12044276
your stock looks like shit and no growth. the stock is going back to 2014 levels.

>>12044238
I already got out back in Sept
You retards gave me shit for leaving back then but I'm glad I did.
Ya' all are nothing than degenerate crypto gambling degenerates and ya'all deserve what's coming to ya.

>>12044276
female CEOs massively out preform male CEOS

>>12044296
its pretty shit but Biffet was buying this year, loan receivables look fine, so it must have something special

fucking crash through 2640 already so I can shoot myself

So is the ultimate strategy
>Buy TQQQ at 45
>It moons at closing
>Sell TQQQ at opening of the next day
>Buy TVIX
>TQQQ drops to 45 again
>daytrade TVIX
>Buy back TQQQ at 45
REPEAT

>B-B-UY THE DIP GUISE

>>12044337
that works

til it dont

>>12044337
you'll get black swanned in markets like this. don't use too much of your stack for this.

>>12044293
Gotcha makes sense. So do you think recession is around the corner? Got a timeline?

>>12044340
We are gonna have a bullrun untill the 19th, tomorrow is a green day.

>the fucking bulltards making fun of me yesterday
Who's laughing now. Dear lord, I've been saying to sell the fucking tip for two months now. If you still can't understand the market shifted away, you deserve to go broke

>>12044258
We'll see you there too, bro. In 15 years.

>>12044337
yes

the only thing you need to do to make money is buy low sell high

good luck

>>12044361
But, i sold at the top beartard

>>12044361
whoa you're good - when are you getting back in?

>>12044360
way to expose yourself as a neet

>>12044360
>Tomorrow
So, this ..... Is the intelligence...... Of a permabull.......

>>12044340
if you buy every dip you;re going to come out on top. especially if you have an iron grip like me

>>12044340
its going to bounce off of 2630.

>>12039623

wtf

>>12044360
>tomorrow is a green day

>>12044388
japan says hello

>>12044337
>implying TQQQ is not going to $36 or lower.

No better feeling than picking up Cheap money printing machines

Damm it feels good to be bear

>>12044424
>the US is the same as Japan
kek, stay poor with that attitude m8

>>12043869
What? I can buy and sell knock-outs just fine and am up today thanks to my well placed puts on humanity.

>>12043869
degiro

Are you winning onii-chan....

>>12044374
activate your windows nigger

https://www.fool.com.au/2018/12/07/why-the-clinuvel-pharmaceuticals-share-price-is-up-111-in-2018/


Ive been try to tell you fools since last year.

wow yesterday really was a suckers rally.

>>12044494
>knock-outs
I don't understand the German system of Turbos, Knock Outs, Optionsscheine and so on. All are bank issued derivatives with odds stacked against you or the market makers wouldn't sell them. I just want normal standardized options to occasionally buy a put on something but trading those is almost impossible for us.

Ch-Ch-Cheapies!

This is Trumps true economy

who baking

GO BEARS GOOOOOOOOO

really?
CRON?
when will aurora get a fucking deal?

My dad is Warren Buffet
Rally confirmed for 2:27 pst

>>12044604
If you're the fag that plays the piano then fuck you.

>>12044604
Golden bull confirmed

I want my money back.

>>12044681
not a loss if you dont sell

>>12044690
Ah, the bagholder's mantra.

So is anyone actually rich here (millionaire or higher), or is it just bunch of NEETs throwing allowance money around?

>>12044735
it's mostly allowance money. you can tell by everyone complaining about round trip trading, margin requirements, etc.

>>12044735
The latter. Ignore anyone who claims to be wealthy, yet refuses to show their P/L. This general is full of LARPers.

>sold my AMZN @ $1675 today, because I was salty when price dipped below $1700 before i could place my stop loss
>sold it at 10:30ish, watched as it stayed above $1675 for the next half hour
>raged, worked on my lab report, had a smoke break, made bruch
>come back at 12, see it go down
>now finding perverse glee at watching the price drop more and more
even if I end the day red, its nice knowing it could have been more red

>>12044516
I have yet to find a thing I cant do without activating it besides make a custom wallpaper

and im poor, dont want to spend $100+ to erase a little watermark
it doesnt even show up on more than one screen anyways

>>12044735
>is anyone actually a NEET larping online to feel better about themselves here or are you just people investing however much money you can spare after living expenses and savings

NEW THREAD
>>12044741
>>12044741
>>12044741

>mutt market collapsing
>b-b--bbut bitcoin

The market's tanking RKG must have died. In her honor.

ᶠᵘᶜᵏ nᶦᵍᵍᵉʳˢ & ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʲᵃnnᶦᵉˢ

>>12044735
>>12044753
the actual 5 figure ot 6 figure portfolio people dont spam all day they only ask genuine questions then go back to lurking

and they dont change their strategy daily either, then buy on consistent schedules and dont need any guidance

>>12044774
dang, $GBTC cheapies