/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12034611
The world is a bubble. Short earth go long mars.

>this is why im scared to tell people im trans
kek

>>12034611
>that pic
>trans-sexuality isn't in the DSM-5

Ok.

>>12034611
A correction is due. It's been 10 years since the last crash. We've made it longer than dot-com to Lehman Brothers.

>>12034638
>trans-sexuality isn't in the DSM-5
What are you talking about? Gender dysphoria is clearly in the DSM-5.

silver/gold aren't crashing

>>12034611
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/28/3-ways-younger-wealth-is-diverging-from-an-older-approach-to-market.html

Cash is doing better than stocks. Everything else follows stocks. I wouldn't be surprised to see part of all that cash moving into crypto once the market turns bullish.

>>12034611
Welcome to your first GOP economy.

>>12034710
How low will stocks go fren ?

>>12034794
Nobody knows for certain

>>12034765
maybe. i already see money that was targeted for gold going into bitcoin instead, but so many alts have been exposed as having zero fundamentals i dont see much in the way of a recovery any time soon, just a redistribution of money already in crypto.

>>12034806
We might see a partial recovery in the next few months. Maybe market cap will reach 300 billion and stabilize. But I think it will take years before we see new ATHs.

>>12034611
Tariff Man + his tax cuts + military spending bill.

>>12034611
>phallus

the fuck is the point? she's just going to have a skin tube that doesn't even function as a dick

>>12034974

forgot pic related

>>12034974
to be able to helicopter spin it of course, the one true dream of any f>m trans

>>12034989
>making your fake penis circumcised
(((trans)))

>>12034611
How progressive!

>>12034989
i'm guessing that thing has zero feeling

>>12034989
looks quite literally like a sausage

>>12034991
>this is considered healthy and normal in our society

>>12034989
The tip unironically looks like the end of a weenie kek

>>12034611
what the fuck is wrong with white people?

>>12034611
Bitcoin SV is incoming hard. Crashing BCH with no survivors.

If you don't own at least 20 bsv you arent going to make it.

>>12034989
So are sex change operations just to gouge money from mentally ill trust find babbies?

>>12034611
>>12035008
>>12034974
>>12034989

even in the trans world, men have the advantage over women. An mtf trans can have his dick turned inside out so he still has feeling. He can get breast implants and have a height advantage and good facial structure compared to actual females.

FtM on the other hands, will be short, weak little betas at the most, with a non-functioning skin tube that has no feeling and can't get hard

>>12035000
lel

>>12034611
We have too many people trying to game the system and not enough people contributing to the system. In other words, no one makes things anymore.

>>12035638
Opposite. We have low aggregate demand due to demographic crisis.

>>12034989
does it even work, or is just a glorified flesh dildo?

>>12034794
Its going to be better than 2008 but worse than 2003 IMO. Sure we dont have all the skeletons out of the closet yet but 2008 was exceptionally bad and a lot of numbers like unemployment and wage growth are promising. I think housing is not nearly as fucked as it was last time but tech will probably pop. Its time to buy mining juniors.

>>12034710
gender dysphoric =/= trans
gender dysphoria is the feeling that you need treatment or a change in behaviors in order to feel normal with your gender identity
generally psychiatrists see HRT, surgery, and respect for the patient's gender identity as the most effective cures for GD

>>12035706

it can't get hard and has no feeling, i think the only function it has is that she can piss through it

>>12034611
> not a mental disorder guys
> totally normal behaviour guys

Guys, lets say you suddenly woke up tomorrow as a female. Would you just role with it or would you get depressed and wanna sew up a perfectly good vagina, attach a fake skin dick and cut off your tits?

Im guessing most of you would just role with it and lesbian it up.

Those trannies are mentally ill and need to learn to deal with their shit.

Also markets crashing because we are overdue a global recession, buckle up.

>>12035824
>Im guessing most of you would just role with it and lesbian it up.

yeah pretty much
could be awsome getting free money being a cam whore too

>>12034611
Read about quantitative tightening, G20 legislation allowing banks to bail in by converting large balances to bonds, and large funds preparing for that by liquidating to cash.

Retail will be liquidating their holdings to free up cash for living which will devalue everything which will make cash king. Then the cash will be used to reignite the markets after some shuffling and the survivors will recover. Then in 10 years quantitative easing will be done again and the markets will soar.

You're welcome. Use this knowledge to keep floating in the wake.

>>12035099
Not buying your bags craig

>>12034611
nothing is crashing, it's cash that's mooning

>>12035842

or better yet, become a twitch "gamer"

>>12035038
>what the fuck is wrong with white people?

>boomers keep reinvesting in dead markets
>gen y are ruining the housing market, again
>millenials are either wage slaving away to get anywhere or give up on life and instead mutilate their genitals to cope
>zoomers have literal zero interest in anything

I dunno, lack of self criticism?

>>12035873
It already surpassed bch. Expect it to remain for a year. It will never just crash to zero with no warning.

ETH is disappointing. EOS even more so.

People who hold XRP are actual retards even more retarded then Zcoin fags.

>>12034611
because the world is a bubble

>>12036114
Zoomers love the hit or miss chick and Epic Games.

God I really miss the good 'ol Quake days.

>>12035008
Just like me

>>12034784
Imagine being a liberal. Literally spending all day seething over one man who lives in your head rent free. Liberals will lose again because they cant stop saying his name.

>>12034611
Because the biggest man-child ever is responsible for leading the world's largest economy. Confidence is at an all time low because everyone realizes (seriously..what the fuck took so long) that he doesn't know jack shit about anything.
This is what happens when you elect a clown

>>12036518
Imagine being a liberal. Literally spending all day seething over one man who lives in your head rent free. Liberals will lose again because they cant stop saying his name.

>>12034620
hehe

>>12034611
this should be illegal

>>12035766
>being this retarded
All trans people have gender dysphoria but not all people with gender dysphoria are trans.

>>12035789
>totally not kike's black magic goyim

>>12035917
did this thot payed her taxes?

>>12037028
>Liberals will lose again because they cant stop saying his name.
Read my post again.

>>12034611
>that thing can get as much test as they want but when I ask the doctor for it I get kicked out of the office
It's not fucking fair.

>>12037224
Step 1: Make up your own gender.
Step 2: Identify as that gender.
Step 3: Define the normal test range of your made-up gender as being whatever the hell you want.
Step 4: Demand doctor give you enough test to bring your levels within normal range for your new gender.

Broblem Zolbed.

>>12037258
I used to make this joke all the time but I don’t think it will actually work. At the end of the day I’m a healthy, straight, white male and they can laugh me out of the office without anyone taking offense.

UVXY

that is all you need right now

>>12037290
>I’m a healthy, straight, white male

Literally antisemitic

>>12034989
I wonder what they shoved in there to make the nuts.

>>12036114
Gen Y and millenials are the same thing

>>12035434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD6_h2F28wA
>slice up, re-arrange and stitch together a whole bunch of shit.
>It all heals up back together again
biology is fucking whack ass yo'

>>12034611

how's it able to have kids? chkked gram, this niggas got a kid on the way.

>>12037926
Imagine being Gen X and knowing that you've been forgotten about so hard people are shitting on gen Y twice just to avoid mentioning you.

>>12038174
>Gen "X"
>Did experimental shit, ecstasy, remain mysterious and unknown to this day
>Gen "Y"
>Mired in existential angst

Such fitting names.

>>12036114
Gen X checking in... Thanks for ignoring us faggot

>>12035434
>He can get breast implants
Getting breasts is actually the part of gender swap surgery that we are best at. Like if you just wanted to be a dude with tits, science can do that really well.

Ayy lmao I have one of these because they used these tissues to reconstruct my skull after cancer -- a practical use.

I cant believe people would do something like this to themselves.

It is more profitable to charge the mentally ill for a team of doctors, a couple weeks in the hospital etc. rather than just putting them on meds and sending them to psychotherapy.

Because a new recession is coming, everyone knows that.

Can you guys even begin to imagine what the hell the world will look like in 30-40 years when the zoomers will be running this shit?

>>12039051
>Can you guys even begin to imagine what the hell the world will look like in 30-40 years

>implying the world makes it another 30-40 years
LUL

>>12038777
>just putting them on meds and sending them to psychotherapy.

I've basically accepted that I can't really be "cured" of OCD, just learn to manage and deal with it. I doubt that wanting to be the other gender is an easier fix.

>>12040192
You can put OCD to practical use. It's where you want to channel it.

>>12040192
>muh OCD

99% of those who claim to have OCD are people who just self-diagnosed themselves and want to feel special.

What are the supposed symptoms of your "OCD"? Have you been given this diagnosis by a psychiatrist?

>>12040233
>>12040192

let me guess what your "symptoms" are. You feel uncomfortable when things are out of place, when something isn't aligned properly, etc. You need things to be organized, etc.

None of those are actually symptoms of OCD

>>12040233
>Have you been given this diagnosis by a psychiatrist?
Two.

>>12040253
You feel uncomfortable when things are out of place, when something isn't aligned properly, etc. You need things to be organized, etc.
My room is a fucking mess, that's why I didn't believe my psychologist at first.

>>12036518
>Comparing a business man who has admittedly made a lot of his money a bit dubiously and is now the president of the united states to someone who still lives with his parents and plays video games all day.

What did he mean by this?

>>12037987
Not really. The whole thing is constantly trying to heal itself shut. They have to dildo themselves daily with a medically prescribed "dilator" in order to stop it from sealing shut and turning into a mass of scar tissue

>>12040279

alright fair enough. I also have OCD (violent and sexual intrusive thoughts) and just assumed I was mentally ill until I gradually started talking to a psychiatrist that I was originally seeing for something else.

my symptoms were things like seeing a knife on a counter and having visions of stabbing a family member with it, or doing something extremely inappropriate like making gay sexual advances during a job interview.

my problem is with people who claim they have "OCD" when they don't even know what it is, and the fact that people who really have it are confused because their symptoms don't align with that

>>12040372
>or doing something extremely inappropriate like making gay sexual advances during a job interview
STORYTIME

>>12040372
Prozac helped but it reduced my sex drive (Down to wanting to fap 3 times a day) and messed up my low light vision.

Because everything is a ponzi scheme in fiat and the market. That what happens when you can print free money backed by nothing and when you can't own a real asset, only papers representating abstract value.

>>12040372
Aha! So I don't have OCD because I like to put things in certain orders or I like certain procedures. But because of the sexually inappropriate mental imagery and the inability to control certain actions without causing a lot of stress. Thank you, kek

>>12040528
>So I don't have OCD because I like to put things in certain orders or I like certain procedures

Nope, you sure don't. Especially because you said you "like" to do it. Which means that at most it's just a quirk and not a disorder.

>>12034611
Too much debt and bubbles everywhere. Also
>what are cycles

>>12034611
Because current evaluations are based on negative interest rates

>>12034620

>>12034611
(((They))) want a war

>>12040372
my psych suspects I have OCD i havent told him about the intrusive thoughts as id prefer not to speak about it but I have music in my head 24/7 and its just repetitive like 3 words or a hook from a song, do you get this? as soon as I wakeup i have 3 words going over in my head and they just cycle between different songs/words

>>12034611
Bo kradles reczniki I papier z korpo cebulaku I teraz sie zemszcza, caly system przez ciebie pierdolnie

>>12036489
How butthurt did his comment make you?

Knowing the GOP crashes the economy doesn't make you a liberal you simple-minded buffoon.

We lived through this with Bush already.

>>12034611
the world can't sustain its growth when white people are becoming a minority, its only natural, and im not even white.

>>12040661
What's going to happen to everyone's debt? Like, will something happen to student loan debt? Will they get forgiven or will nothing really change for the average folk?

>>12035000
Checked n kek'd

>>12040790
God no. If you look closely now that we are around Christmas you will notice things aren't quiet right. Shops aren't as busy, a lot of places are for lease in the bigger cities as they can't pay rent. The most unavoidable sign that we are at the tip of the bubble is the sneaky ways (((they))) are trying to push more debt onto people. Interest free repayment plans, more attractive credit cards, goddamn fucking mortgage sharing for poorly made modern apartments.
I work in the finance department for a major car dealer in Australia. New car sales are down 35% this year (Nationwide) and this is with Ford offering 7yr finance on new shitboxes.
People are already stretched beyond their means and loaded with debt. This is where the cookie crumbles unless they can start being more creative about how to load people up with more.

>>12034784

Sorry but we have high GDP growth and a low unemployment rate. Obama's economy was terrible compared to that. Why? Because of the 2009 crash. Clinton's economy was good. Why? Because it was the 90s and we had the software and internet bubble. Stop believing presidents are directly responsible for economic growth. That's just a trick the media uses to make you vote for their goy.

makes you think

DRUUUUUUMPFFFFFFFF

>>12034611
hahaha why the fuck didnt they just take the skin from his leg begin with ?

>>12034989

Topkek

>>12041123
GOP or DNC agenda directly influences tax rates in a big way. You should go back and see how huge the Bush taxcuts for the wealthy were. The result was a much larger deficit.

>>12038174
Topkek

>>12039051
We have 10 yrs tops if we go on business as usual

>>12040372
Now this is textbook real OCD.

>>12039051
>implying all the degenerate shit happening rn are from zoomers

every degenerate I see are mid-late 20s. Millenials.

>>12034611
We are having a massive bout of deflation. Now the central banks will panic and turn up the inflation to extreme levels to compensate. Then comes the hyperinflation. You should be buying cryptos and PMs now. Then after the death of fiat, use your gains to buy high end real estate.

>>12037926
>>12038330
My bad

>gen x are ruining the housing market, yet again

THANKS FOR THE STUPIDLY INFLATED APARTMENT COSTS OLD FART

>>12040769
seething

>>12034989
>look at this
>somehow think that it’s not a mental disorder
>”yeah bro like it’s totally okay to mutilate your body to create a fake penis that looks like a sausage and probably doesn’t feel anything, like totally normal and acceptable”

>>12034620
Mars was Earth 1.0. We fucked

>blue board

>>12034611
STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING ANIMALS THAT PIC IS DISGUSTING. TRANS PEOPLE ARE FUCKING MENTALLY ILL I DONT WANNA SEE ANY OF THAT FUCK ALL OF YOU BUMPING THIS SHIT SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

>>12044561
I actually find the skin graft stuff interesting but I have no intrest in seeing the weird ass flesh sticks they have for dicks.