/biz/ - Business & Finance

Just a temporary solution until the cages are ready.

>>12026969
is there a worse place to work then amazon?

>>12026969
>'accidentally'
Even the roborts are tired of the workin conditions

>>12027000
those people that bike food maybe?

OH NO NO NO LET ME OUT OF MY WAGE CAGE. THE ROOM IS FILLING UP WITH BEAR MACE!

"request denied. Employee has already exhausted his 3 minute bathroom time for the next ten hour period"

is that a signal the bear market is over?

>>12027040

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7uxfRDL-JzM

>>12026969
Jeff showing of to his friends.
They probably had a good laugh.

>>12026969
BULLISH

>>12027040
Audible_lol.mp3

amazon will do anything to get their stock back to $2,000

>>12027082
I wish Kaiji was just another goofy manga without any root in reality.

>>12026969
>tfw I recognize the building immediately because I was there in February

It would happen there, they have a whole bunch of issues

>>12026969
Nice try, bezos...but it will take more than spray to keep me from ruining Christmas

>>12027040
This made me laugh until I cried

>>12027040
not gonna lie, this made me lol

>>12027076
LMAO

Mr. Bezos I am not very impressed by your fallible bear spray attempt.
Continue the crash, gentlebears.

>>12027008
t.fat lard

>>12027040
Fucking lmao

>>12027040
t'was an honest kek

>>12026995
If you think about it, if they were in cages they might not even have been able to escape the bear spray room.
They could have died.

>>12028389
Here in italy it's a notoriously bad job. Between the fact that you get called in and then you might not get any assignment(pay is for assignments only, if this happens you get no pay) and the generally ultra shit pay.

>>12027040
i dont know why people are laughing

this is the reality for the future job markets

if only you knew how bad things really are.

>>12026969
Is there anything more laughable than a bottom of the barrell wagecuck?
t.Salaried Employee applying his university education, whos father owns the business for which he works.

>>12026995
>bear spray
>cage

>>12029065
Chinese unskilled labour has been worked like this for decades.

>>12029731
Is there anythong more deplorable than daddies-money shiteater that pretends to be worth a damn?

>spicy robot braps

>>12026969

>Having robots hosing down your wagekeks with bear spray

Literally going all in on Amazon. This is what peak capitalism looks like.

>>12029758
>He thinks we're some wealthy cartel
Daddy works 12 hours a day 7 days a week. I just got back from 3 straight 14 hour days. Dad's cucked to the free market and I'm cucked to the company's balance sheet. I'm just glad I get to do engineering work instead of patty flipping.

>>12026969
burst out kekking just reading the title. waiting for a comic from you guys

If only you knew how bad things really were.

>>12028616
I heard conflicting things in Germany. Some say they pay good money considering you don't need any qualification to work there. There are still constantly strikes organized by a few union members who want to be paid as much as retailers. They never managed to bring down their operation though.

>>12027040
BASED

BACK IN THE CAGIE WAGIE

>>12026969
>2020
>AUTOMATED GAS BOTS PATROL WAREHOUSES LOOKING FOR SLOW WORKERS
>HEH. FOUND YAH. *SHHPRRRRRRRRRRRR*

>>12027000
Food service. Any food, any establishment.

>>12027166
tfw you read about some amazon disaster and laugh heartily with true insider knowledge*
'of course some mong temp set the entire fucking building on fire/a high loader chopped some guys foot off/40 foot high shelving started dropping pallets into the next aisle/everything in the large item stash is busted to fuck or lost

*you can only laugh if you're not there any more

>>12026969
Someone make a new wagie cagie wojak with bear mace