/biz/ - Business & Finance

ya I’m in a band :^)

the coolest
you?

Sure

>>12022829
>real life

>>12022829
you could say that

my mommy says im cool

>>12022855
woah, cool fit fren

No. I have a lisp and an s in my first name, so people immediately know how uncool I am as soon as introductions start.

>inb4 mike tyson is cool despite his lisp
At least the fucker can introduce himself and people know he's saying Mike and make him repeat himself 3 or 4 times just so they know his name.

>>12022871
what's ur name?

I was but I now have turned into another business casual 20 something. Feels bitter sweet

>>12022829
idc, but i was a fat loser in hs. unironically discovered /fit/ and lost a bunch of weight, gained confidence, started dating, about to graduate college with full time position in RF engineering. out of all my college friends im known as the party guy since im always getting wasted and pass around the fun vibes every night out. went to a hs classmates wedding and the people from my hs that attended all praised me for what ive been able to accomplish.
>tfw didnt peak in hs
yet im still on 4chan most of the time so i guess im still a loser /blog

>>12022871
Samson?

>>12022829

im a fucking loser

>>12022880
Hello FBI/CIA/SEC.
>>12022898
Nope.

Im a complete sociopath. So youd think im cool, but really im just manipulating you to get whatever it is i want out of you.

>>12022911
>Hello FBI/CIA/SEC.
that obvious?

>>12022940
Were you in my wedding?

No.

>>12022882
It will pass


I am a 32 year old skateboarder and BJJ competitor who listens to noise

I am cool as fuck

Too cool for thots

If you wanna be friends then you need to be weird af and not a little -25 kiddie

>>12022829
Total loser and link holder ama

>>12022964
Yeah, he was the bride.

>>12022964
I doubt it. Tho its estimated that atleast 1% of the population are sociopaths... so... we are out there...

>>12022829
I'm a 32 year old autistic man who spends hours every day browsing futa hentai/MLP.
Livin' the dream.

>>12023004
>32 year old skateboarder
>cool
You are like those university graduates that still visits their high schools to talk to their teachers.

>>12022829

>>12022829
I’m pretty chill and relatively cool

Maybe too cool. I CAnt relate to white people on many levels.

>>12022829
yeah, ugly as fuck tho. thank god i make a lot of money.

>>12023052
Screwingwithsfm and Blackjr I'm guessing?

>>12022911
>911
Mossad, greetings. Have a seat.

I'm unironically cool as fuck and even though I have lots of friends I enjoy I also am kind of a lone wolf and look at the world in a weird way. Most of my friends would consider me to be eccentric but I believe in having a clear conscience and being a good dude to people.

>>12022829

Yes, im so cool and based that in exams i discuss the exam with my professor while doing it and he gives me insane tips to pass my grades

yes

>>12022829
I have fucked around 20 women. I have a bunch of tinder matches but am too autistic to start a conversation. Have not dated since April. I am a Chad to KHVs and betacuck to actual Chads. It's all relative.

>>12023335
>being chad means being cool

>>12022829
Define "cool"

I'm an asocial drooling autist. the only people I ever interact with is /biz/.

>>12023358
Being cool IRL generally implies you are attractive to women.

>>12023004
fucking cringe. go gas yourself boomer.

most of us would probably get along if we got past the hierarchy of looks. me? I'm pretty as fuck. but i appreciate ideas just like the next 4channer

>>12022829
Only slightly, in the archetype of mildly edgy self imposed outcast. Once I learned how to 'flip the cheeseboard' or 'take my ball and go home' in regards to social bullshit in npc hierarchies I'd always kept my friend groups segregated so I'd have a fallback option just in case I overplayed my hand. It's pretty comfy tbqh, I've got a group of solid frens with similar mental illnesses that I never have to worry about while my npc 'friends' I maintain at uni for social networking purposes can be managed without too much difficulty. Exposure to high levels of bantz in elementary/high school and then online were huge, the experience helps ensure that I don't get socially shit on in public.

>>12023030
>that's the joke.png

>>12023377
so your guy friends judge you like they're women? i don't get it

>>12023131
>intp: the post
fellow intp here

>>12023453
My guy friends get laid more than I do, therefore they must be cooler than me IRL. Women find me boring. My bros will be my bros regardless of any of that though.

What's cooler than being cool? Me

>>12023459
based

I am unironically a 5six chadlette. AMA.

>>12022829
Cool like a fool in a swimming pool

i guess you could say i'm a pretty cool dude irl

>>12022829
When i want to be

>>12023030
>Yeah, he was the bride.
He wath?

>>12022829
yes. there are a lot of people on here that aren't incel types with real careers and success. you can be that anon OP... you just gotta go for it.

Cool as iccccccceeeeeeee

>>12023030
Kek this.

>>12022940
>I think I’m cool and edgey so other people must too
>thinking real sociopaths/psychopaths want anyone to know
This board is 18+

>>12024926
yeth

>>12023459
Based

I'm purty cool.

I did science and now finance as a profession, lifelong random martial arts and lifting, can talk like a chad while being mostly reclusive.

>>12022829
i'm hella fucking cool in real life, but i'm poor as shit. i help everyone out every chance i get which really fucks me over. it's the people who aren't cool that get ahead because they are comfortable watching others suffer if helping would cost them anything

>>12025145
You got it backwards.

>>12025029
so much brainlet and irony in one post

>>12022829
No

>>12022829
nope, im a huge faggot

I am. Don't like meeting new people tho

Im too cool for school

I pretend to be cool so normies don't think I'm weird.

helo sir good, this is me . do u think is cool sir? plz buy yobit on espers thank sir good sir

>>12022829
Idk

Cant get any girls to like me except mulattos for some reason

>>12023004
ooof. I hope this post is ironic and you arnt actually role playing this

>>12022829
no

>>12025056

>>12023004
>>12023056

>>12022829
as cool as a cucumber

>>12022829

This question should be rephrased to:

What level are you in the autism spectrum?

>>12023004
Sounds like a pedo