/biz/ - Business & Finance

GOLDEN BULLRUN THURSDAY

based QLD and SSO on sale lets go

ESSKETIT

>"Anon, can you come into my office?"
>S-sure. Wh-what is it boss?
>"Anon. We've been noticing that your portfolio has been abnormally green lately. We're gonna have to fix that - wouldn't want you to achieve financial independence now, would we?"
>B-boss? I-I don't understand what you're talking abou-
>"Don't worry about it, Anon. We'll always take care of you here in your comfy office cubicle."
>Boss? BOSS? WHERE ARE YOU? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12010904
Gwim!
Also sorry frens for not posting the chili’s dings today, my new role at work playing with fishies means I’m really busy

>>12010929

Bull market will be back Thursday 1000% confirmed. Screencap this and check em

>>12010913
>>12011007


BASED

Dollar cost averaging Anon from last thread. why would I do that if I can just buy back in at a lower price I don't understand why that's bad. yes I was in the negative when I sold recently but I know the market will go lower than what it is now in the next correction so what's the big deal

>>12011031
>I know the market will go lower than what it is now

no, you don't
timing the market is much harder than you think it is

>>12011046
>>12011031
Dollar cost average LCI.. thank me later.

>>12010913
youre being 100% irresponsible with your words

give me the rundown, /biz/, in preparation for going full bear, what stocks should I look into? Boomer commodity stocks with dividends? Or should I just man up and start short selling?

I just need enough of a bull pump to get me back in the green then I wanna offload most of my tech shit, and keep holding some long term. But, failing that I wanna have a new strat for this shit.

t. dumbass who didnt sell ATVI at 80.

>>12011007
adamantium diamond encrusted support never going below this level

>>12011124
it's come to this

Get ready you cucks

>>12011046
You seriously think the next recession that we're not going to be lower than where we are now. I know it is not certain but it's almost 100%

Yes GE is in trouble but there is one thing a lot of people are forgetting; Spinoffs

GE Transportation is getting sold to Wabtech (or something like that; starts with a W anyway). GE shareholders will get a stake in this venture. W's shares are trading at $90 ish range now. GE is trading at 7-8ish. So your going to get GE, BHGE and eventually W all for the low low price of 7 or 8 dollars.

GE Healthcare is also planned for spinoff.

Say my name....

Fuck

this isn't even from options
I hate everything

NOBODY SELL ANYTHING ON THURSDAY

>>12011031
If you know the market is going to go lower than what it is now, why don't you short total stock market index funds?

what you guys think about atvi

>>12011334
dont worry, this was just a bear trap. Easy 2-3 years of golden green minimum

>>12011135
so now you've already backtracked from 'i know' to 'its not certain'

do you see yet how nobody can time the market, just cost average into stuff and you will succeed

>incredibly comfy tax-free bond fund up 0.34% on plummeting treasury yields while stockcucks get hammered on their obviously overpriced bullshit

munis are for chumps they said

rising rate environment they said

>>12011386
>giving bears a full 100 point short three times in a month is just a bear trap guys durrrrrrr making bears rich is just part of our super duper bull strategy rrerrrrrubhnsiupjlthpppppplllllll

>>12011413
I miss RKG

>>12010930

So I'm reading A Random Walk Down Wall Street and I just came across this line
>Fortunately for stockholders of G.E. and Johnson & Johnson, many other factors led to the continued success of these companies.
holy fugg, is JNJ the next boomer company to fail? This shit is gonna pull a FAT ge blunder i can guarantee it.

>>12011362
I like it. Sold off too much imo. There are a lot of red flags with the company but they have a lot of mobile games coming and those will yield some serious cash. Also, D4 seems to be on the right path judging by rumors. All this is a way off though. Long term hold.

>>12011448
That was a final redpill while reading the book
Any company you hold can someday implode and you lose almost everything
Five years ago GE was a peak retirement stock.
Terrifying

>>12011448
For JNJ to fail, people would have to stop brushing their teeth shaving and taking showers
Hospitals would be shutting down, people would have to stop getting hurt

>>12010904

>coughs

>>12011506
what about GE who sells like fridges and stuff that everybody uses

how could they possibly fail too

>>12011506
A company can still fail even with stellar sales. All it takes is just a little mismanagement, or an outright scandal.

>>12011506
>stop brushing teeth
>shaving
>taking showers
y-you mean like NEETs and Neckbeards?
>Hospitals would be shutting down
N-nursing is at an all time high demand... there ain't enough kids getting their degrees
>people would have to stop getting hurt
maybe in the future the democrats win an election and propose a totalitarian state where you're mandated to stay at home or get hit with "rape" charges.

>>12011424
she was too pure for this world.

>>12011464
not so scary when you just diversify. the stock market isn't supposed to be a goddamn lottery anyway.

i was young when enron imploded and that set my investment philosophy immediately.

>>12010913

I'm expecting Canada to put in a bunch of dojis on non-Aphria or Aphria-involved dude weed stocks. There was a severe overreaction to that short attack on these completely unrelated companies, especially on the US ones for some reason. Probably gap down opens, low volume pump, equal volume sell back down before close, doji finish. On Thursday the bulls will make the initial buying thrust to start the buy wave with US markets trading to add their volume.

I'm completely flabberbamboozled by how hard Curaleaf and Acreage Holdings were hit. I have a position in the first but not the second. Those are the two biggest multi-state weed concerns in the US right now.

>>12011535
cause appliances are 1 time purchase and Bandaids/tylonel and razer blades need to be replaced often
More points for JNJ

>>12011464
imagine putting all your money into 10 different stocks all your life waiting for a nice retirment but then when you are 5 years away from your dream half of those cut dividend and are trading back down by your purchase price and the other half cut dividend and you're only up a few %... scary to think about retirement really..

>>12011589
>cause appliances are 1 time purchase
You should get a rental property

>>12011464
I think this is why Buffett recommends S&P500 funds.

I held JD for a while and the CEO goes and becomes a perv, and I lost almost 40% of my money in the stock. Those random happenings come up often.

>>12011599
i have put money in a company that was doing well up until recently, but the dividend yield has been collapsing ever since 2013
these jews deserve getting justed

>>12011535
GE got out of the appliance game last year/year before. The company they sold that unit to gets to use the name/logo as part of the deal.

>>12011589
>appliances are 1 time purchase
Go to bed. The bus runs early.

>>12011615
Yes; diversification is key. putting all your money into one stock or/the market in general is just asking for trouble.

>>12011629
>he buys more than one washing machine, fridge, and dishwater per decade
ok GOTCHA

>>12011599
The table of wealth has 3 legs, stock is only one of them.

>>12011616
Try Dis. They just hiked the div. Even with the Fox deal looming they still felt confident enough to hike the div from 0.84 to 0.88. Yeah so it ain't much, but still the fact they did it speaks volumes.

>>12011650
what kind of shitty table has 3 legs instead of 4

>>12011650
whats the other 2?

>>12011654
>inb4 one of those shitty little cuck circle tables

they don't count

>>12011650
>>12011654
>The table of wealth has 3 legs
>what kind of shitty table has 3 legs
>The table of wealth
>what kind of shitty table
>table of wealth
>shitty table
>wealth
>shitty

>>12011650
>The table of wealth has 3 legs
A human
A monster
And a prince from the dark

>>12011654
Only rich kids start with a 4th leg.

>>12011657
Real Estate and goods of material value; Tools, firearms, jewelry, maybe cars and art if you are fancy.

>>12011771
>goods of material value
Dunno where you're from but we like to call that "Inventory" where I'm from.

>>12011771
It's sex slaves and firearms.

Why buy deep in the money option instead of slightly out of the money options?

>>12011771
Faberge Egg

>>12011907
Or comic books or baseball cards. Coins, lots of guys do coins.

>>12011851
Theta decay hurts less with ITM options
Your chance to see your option worth something at expiration is greater (bigger delta)

dope
so i was right again
reminder: treasury curve inversion will not be as much of a leading indicator this time

>>12011851
higher deltas give you more gains on smaller moves. OTM memes mean you have to get it to go past the strike before it starts to actually get anything substantial. i use ITM for scalps

>>12012049
yea youre also betting directly against the goy who sold the contracts too. and if that goy happens to be a hedgefund or some cunt with loads of dosh, then you can be damned sure hes gonna protect his neck (which generally means stomping on yours)

>>12011321
>GSK
Why? They will get even more JUSTed when brexit fails to pass.

>>12011424
>>12011424
HOL UP
did rkg actually ded?
proofs
i demand proofs

>Diversification is bullshit
>Buy and hold is bullshit
>Dividends are bullshit
>Day trading is bullshit
>Algos are bullshit
It really is just luck.......

>>12012232
to be fair, this is by far the hardest market in almost a decade

>>12012245
Bullshit man.
It's like Kenny Rogers says: "You gotta know when to hold 'em. Know when to hold 'em. Know when to run. Know when to hide."
If everyone pulled out of the market, the market is dead.
If everyone dropped their purses into the market, no one has money to spend to keep the businesses up, so their incomes fall.
Movement is always good.
Don't follow trends, unless you are already in the trend before it becomes a trend.

>>12011668

You've convinced me over the past few threads. I'm gonna drop some money into LCI. Here's to hoping for the best.

Where is that barrick gold nigger? That shit is actually up like 25% since he started shilling

>>12012225

>>12012310
It looks good in the short term, but look at the yearly and 5 year charts

>>12012314
hey i know ''that'' fucking feel
every time i find a new proxy that works i get fucking cucked. fucking modniggers deserve lead

tho at the very least i dont have to fill out like 30 captchas anymore

GUYS!

puppies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTfKYDIhlVE

>>12012348
teh profit huh
Well theres one important thing thats been bothering me lately, The treasury/corporate credit spread has been trending up

>>12012355
omg the ones wrestling

>>12012378
i know rite?
das dat shit i been talkin bout an shieet ma nigga

guess i wasnt retarded after all. i really wish i had more time to actively trade lately.

>>12012232
buy and hold diversification is NOT a meme

QQQ and SPY will literally always succeed, they may not be perfect but you will always retire with them if you buy enough and hold for enough

>>12012232
Why does the stock market even exist in the first place?

>>12012288
just average in and hold tight. I'm not letting go until i see short interest down around 20%

>>12012388
to be fair, you were right but its only become relevant the past few weeks
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BAA10Y
that uptrend there is very bad. If we shoot up again to 3.00 it could cause a sell off on default risk scares


buuuuut Im still bullish because of several other things

our hero Ciovacci just did a video on it and uses it to gauge when a reversal to bear market would happen

>>12012085
>>12012049
Thoughts on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LFo9cBxX34
is the only profitable option strategy is selling naked options?

*toot toot*
ALL ABOARD

>not just reading the news for your trading strategies
Guy said market would go down, market goes down. Guy says market goes up, market goes up.
It's simple.

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE MARKETS CLOSED TOMORROW!?

>>12012437
>selling naked options
/ROGUEWAVE'd/

>>12012405
Stock market was made to finance large companies. Companies too large to be financed by just a handful of investors.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_India_Company

We lost our way once we started accepting the fact that companies don't need to pay dividends. We should've stopped a long time ago. It's all just speculation now.

>>12012460
An ex US president died of old age

ALSO THE YIELD CURVE ISN'T PROPERLY INVERTED YET
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE 2-10 YIELDS HAVE TO CROSS, OTHERWISE IT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT, YOU STUPID FUCKING NORMIES!
FUCK THIS UNINFORMED FUD SHIT

>>12012470
>An ex US president died of old age
POOR OL' DUBBAYA KICKIN IT IS NOT A VALUD EXCUSE

BLOODSHED NAOW

>>12012405
to redistribute wealth into the hands of more competent people
i, for one, am glad it exists because its **fun** and also i shudder to think of a world where all corporations are ''entirely'' bank-owned **tho we arent far rn desu**

>>12012432
>you were right
capped desu

>>12012437
lol no dont sell naked options. if you want a trade thats profitable ''most'' of the time, sell covered calls. naked options, especially with the crazy shit thats happening is fucking asking for it. big time. ask scoops. he got cucked hard on LCI on a bunch of short puts at like 11 or something awful like that
F

>>12012474
But cheapies

>>12012474
inversion itself doesnt mean anything really
it simply means that bondkikes dont see the near term as too kosher. but near term in bondkike vernacular is a lot longer than most longterm traders here

>>12012514
Inversion does mean something if the algorithms make risk assessments based off of it and many tards are using those algorithms.

So we all have to suffer.

>>12012490
Delete

>>12012225
shes supposed to be dead but since Im psychic Im saw her post as anon
>>12008022
>>12008732

>>12012490
Everyone says that all you have to do to make money at the market is be smart, but I'm starting to wonder if "be smart" just means "be lucky."

>>12012551
no it means being fluent in python

>>12012533
the big boys have been selling off into every single rally weve had this year desu m8
i tried to warn you...
but you looked away...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>>12012550
good eye
are the new modz literally this much of niggers? rkg was a fucking staple of /biz/

>>12012551
Be patient and not emotional.

Luck doesn't hurt though.

Put 90% of your money in diverse index funds and see how you can do in individual stocks with the remaining 10% position trading.

>>12012576
>rkg was a fucking staple of /biz/
no

>>12012585
the fuck are you faggt?

Good morning /smg/, burgerland got assraped pretty hard yesterday.

>>12012470
>We lost our way once we started accepting the fact that companies don't need to pay dividends.
To be fair you can also expect that companies will pay big dividends in the future as well.

>>12012588
>the fuck are you faggt?
obviously LCIguy

Futures are open and green, for whatever that's worth.

>>12012624
>identity is entirely based off of one ticker
ask big5 how well that worked for him

>>12012620
>burgerland got assraped pretty hard yesterday.
ur next yuropoor
algoniggers gonna steal your shekels faster than you can say "fug"

>>12012646
all the better to sell into (tho there WILL be a big fucking bounce at some point)

>>12012667
He is big5guy, just using a different name

>>12012667
>ask big5 how well that worked for him
made 20%...

>>12012672
and a different typing style?
and hes not typing... like this...

kek
scratch that

>>12012676
oh hey wassup budy?
i miss u guys desu
tis a shame to see rkg stuck in the same permab& quandary that ive been in

>>12012514
I agree that most inversion means jack shit.
But, inversion of 2-10 year treasuries is a very reliable leading indicator of recessions -- WHICH IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED THOUGH

>>12012692
still think thursday will sell desu

>>12012684
Pwofit! I missed you!
Also low key think we’re gapping up Thursday then getting a harsh sell off, this SUCKS

>>12012720
>Pwofit!

>>12012684
How's it going teh_profit? I missed you :)

>>12012285
That is bullshit that no one responded to my post.

>>12012708
I'm feeling that too. It'll hit a new high within the next 6-9 months though.

>>12012720
you underestimate the symbolic value of burying herbert walker (known affectionately as magog by his frens) bush. one of the dark prince cianiggers.
you know just as well as i do that monsters like that dont die. they transcend into muspelheim and get the penthouse suite
if you think that demon is finished torturing the souls of the living, then youve lost ur touch

>>12012285
i was gonna say something incoherent about roy rogers, then i forgot desu

>>12012795
I don' think I had the lyrics exact.

>>12012667
Opening 1% down it seems, but trend looking up.

>>12012782
My mom will unironically be in attendance at his funeral. They wouldn’t let my grandpa go though even though she requested (he’s a huge boomer neocon), they said spouses only and my dad is hangin with me this week. I would NEVER underestimate him, don’t worry about that. You see that pic of his coffin with the dog in front of it?

>>12012811
sure but the markets closed
and look at the historical data of futures during holidays. its usually just positioning for the next move. why not pop it up some more so they can make some paper on a nice big warm up short and buy each other cocaine for christmas? youre right that it could be an immediate move up, but given the current circumstances, why would anyone bother going for a run right now? no one wants any of this risk rn

i mean really, who trades holidays anyways? wait until next year desu

>>12012818
>My mom will unironically be in attendance at his funeral
so you ARE CIA
ask them if theyve looked over my resume yet

>You see that pic of his coffin with the dog in front of it?
nope

Anyone bullish on Facebook besides me

they killed the dog?
sick fucks

>>12012864
Reeee I’m not CIA! My grandpa (other grandpa) was for a little while in the 50s, did some low level boring stuff in the Russian library system of all things. My mommy is just really really successful and knows people who know people who I fucking hate in my soul. I’m an independent magician (yes this is a bit like saying Jayden Smith is an independent musician but pls)

>>12012874
Yup
Dont say it out loud or the Haters come out

>>12012902
so youre like stewart copeland twice-removed?
dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRa11vtonWw

>>12012903
Based. I hope you didn't got onto the Facebook train thanks to a YouTuber like I did

>>12012577
The thing is all of my bearish predictions seem to come true and all of my bullish predictions are wrong. But I don't know how to make money on bears.

Money unspent is money wasted.
Let's get it together guys.!

>>12012933
i hope you didnt either

>>12012938

>>12012933
lol no
anyways I like their acquisitions and cash, and am bullish on ad revenue even though it gets fudded all over. Clearly they are getting it through to people through some new subconscious tech, so ad blocker doesnt work. same with twitter. Its like subconscious flashing lights

>>12012925
>when you do so much research into the occult and secret societal control mechanisms that you come to the conclusion that the CIA functions as a decentralized autonomous intelligence (eerily similar to biblical and esoteric descriptions of evil gods) and realize that it propagates it’s own functional intelligence by molding assets decades, perhaps centuries (perhaps millennia...) before their own birth and realize that means that anybody could be compromised by having their entire environment and worldview shaped by the ur-sentient control entity’s spectacle magic and that means that YOURE compromised (and a lot more compromised than most people), and once you can see their symbols and calling cards you can never stop seeing them and by seeing them you’re further coerced into the furthering the intelligence’s goals
uh oh

>>12012950
I don't know what this means?

>>12012992
>finishing statements with question marks
Cringe.

>>12013048
Finishing a statement with a question mark is bad because??????????????????????????

>>12012984
>tfw youve been on imageboards for too long and realize that theyve been carefully guided into becoming what they are now: mass asset farms and AI playgrounds. machines to push disenfranchised youth into becoming something either self destructive or outwardly destructive
>you dont care and just wanted to argue with foreigners and strangers online and ask for recommendations for new media/entertainment/books etc
>it still somehow functions in this capacity despite being a giant chessboard for botnets and interest groups
gay
but certainly not as gay as it couldve been

as the late terry a davis once said
>i live in a CIA prison
>a nigger runs my prison

>>12013048
>cringing

Gonna stop trading shitcoins and start buying real assets. How much money do I need to start? 1k enough?

>>12013121
$1

Green@
RTed!
It doesn't matter.
Just mke sure you are all right in your head!
Now, listen to Metallica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI

>>12013121
Look into options it's real similar to crypto!

>>12012437
If you are confident in your valuing skills, selling cash covered put options may be a good strategy

You sell OTM put with a strike price right at your price target and you are literally paid to wait
The worst case is you got assigned but you want to go long the stock anyway

>>12011601
>renting to niggers

>>12011668
My sides.

So, if the average yearly return is 7-8%, would it make sense to only buy when the index you're buying is at below 7-8% on a 1-year basis?

Like, e.g. you stop buying once sp500 is more than 7-8% over what it was 1 year ago and start buying when it's below?

>>12013294
How many AntShares to sniff a girl like this?

>>12013309
No, because you'll have years, probably in a row, where your returns will be negative

>The Ride Never Ends

>Never

>>12013319
>girl

Come on Zuckerberg, you are stronger than Soros

Ultimate Jew Fight

>>12013639
In the end they will both lose

>mfw there are people who unironically still have not grown out of their high school communist phase
it's like seeing a 30 year old wear clothes from Hot Topic.

I'm a poor wage cuck newfag with $100 to get into stocks. Where do I piss with it?

>>12013718
I honestly don't mind the communism so much as I find the fact that they always wanna bring a freak show along with it.

>>12013764
S&P500 ETF.
Most so called finance experts cannot attain higher than the market portfolio over 10-20 years. Just don't waste the time guessing at stocks; invest in the market and focus on your job.

Wu Tang forming on the daily Thursday we rip.

>>12013665
I watched neon genesis evangelion in the hope of animefags actually having good taste for once, but in the end it was

>a shitty high school drama
>retarded mech battles
>plotholes are the plot
>some sidecharacter's drinking habit gets more exhibition than the actual story
>end so fucking nonsensical that they have to remake the whole show
>people only like it because it has waifu nipples in it

If this is good anime, all anime is trash

Since everyone keeps posting gambling tier stuff.
Newfriends please read this before you gamble!

https://www.investopedia.com/walkthrough/corporate-finance/4/return-risk/systematic-risk.aspx

>>12014039
disappointing that no one has shopped that photo to be bulls vs bears

and its more that every single shot in every episode of evangelion is a homage to a dozen animes that came before it, the plot itself is nonsense

if its the first anime you ever watch its meh, but if youve watched a few dozen animes that were made before it, its truly transcendent-tier

it hits every single anime trope quite nicely

pic unrelated

Should I sell amazon at a loss?

>>12014124
>if its the first anime you ever watch its meh, but if youve watched a few dozen animes that were made before it, its truly transcendent-tier

are you saying if I watch even more inferior anime this will suddenly seem good to me?

Sounds like getting into grindcore just so I can start to appreciate dubstep

>>12014136
>>are you saying if I watch even more inferior anime this will suddenly seem good to me?
depends on the anime, but in general, yes

sorry that you are not the core demographic that it was aimed at?

on the plus side, nothing in anime should suprise you after watching evangelion, plus you can now understand (and rightfully detest) anyone who starts a waifu argument ?

if you want a good anime you should have just watched something that is good on its own merits, like cowboy beebop, not something suggested to you by spergy neckbeards that plaster their walls with hentai and own $10,000+ worth of action figures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc5HtjT6Rzw

>hay guise I got a trip so you can follow my shit meme stocks in my 4 digit portfolio.
>this is for your benefit not my attention-seeking

Question from someone completely uneducated about Stock Market but interesting in learning all the stuff.

I dont want a get rich quick scheme but, i work daily as engineer and, does stock Market provide a low-income-low-risk investment solutions?

Something that doesnt make much but its objectively better than keeping your money in a bank?

>>12014259
ETF's, index funds, or just buy a bunch of random stocks in companies you like

dividends+compound interest will make you loaded in a few years (or decades)

the problem is that in bull markets you make 8%-10% returns easily
but in bear markets you get -8%

but in the long run youll be better off with the swings when you hold, compared to letting shit sit in a bank for tiny 1% growth

you just have to make sure you dont panic sell when prices drop, and make sure you are consistently cost averaging down, not buy a ton of stocks once then never touch them

best way to get started for passive investing is to take your money you plan on investing with, use half to buy stocks, let half sit around for a month, use that cash half to buy more if there is a sudden dip, or use a portion of that cash to buy more in a month from now (or a week from now, or a year from now)
or just set aside x amount of dollars to invest in your stocks every month, no matter if the price is high or low, as long as you consistently add to your positions, and you dont invest in a dieing company, you will do good

the more often you add money to stocks the easier it is to ignore short term dips, as long as you dont panic and liquidate yourself when you have your first red day


also never invest in memes, especially memes that /biz/ recommends
and remember, gold/silver are terrible hedges, disregard anything that a goldbug tells you

>>12014259
just remember, its a marathon not a sprint

also you need to diversify, protect yo damn neck
this aint no game, this is real life

>>12014328
Whats wrong with buying a certain stock and not touching it for a few years?

>>12014259
fuck, here is better pic explaining dollar cost averaging

>>12014380
nothing in and of itself, and as long as its not sears or GE or some other dieing stock, you will be fine, and infact its the best option if you buy at the very bottom
but you cannot know if its the absolute bottom without hindsight, so by the time you know, its already too late

youll still make money, but with a little trivial extra work, you can do so much better, see
>>12014384

>>12014342
Fuck me

time to average down on Aphria, again!

WHY THE MARKET IS CLOSE TODAY FUCKING DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!

I WANNA TRADE

REEEEEEEEEEE

Would robotics and AI be a good 5 year hold?
If we go into a recession wouldn't it be easier for companies to just Automate their basic low skill jobs?

mfw the market is closed because some former politician croaked

>>12014881

>Would robotics and AI be a good 5 year hold?
10-to-15 Years Hodl

>>12014885
im cracking open a Billy beer in his honor

Everybody ready to sell everything on Thursday? I heard on the news that the economy is kill and Trump's impeachment is imminent.

>>12014934
i've heard that Trump will be killed in 2018

>>12012288
>>12011668
Me too, bought yesterday. Preparing to get JUST'd.

futures up bigly

BEARS BTFO

Fuck HW Bush, I hope he rolls in his grave.

>>12015110
Agreed, his dog seems more important than his entire legacy. Gotta wonder what that says about him.

We haven't seen the bottom yet, boys. Jawboning on trade won't prevent a correction

>>12015065
Don't worry
Big5Guy is full of surprise

Being a coward doesn't make you money, im all inning TQQQ as soon as the market opens

>>12015086
SP up 1% over year
Up whole 16 points after 100 point drop

BULLS ON
pUrAdE

>>12015203
it's obvious that we're just digesting the big gains from 2017. this is what a healthy market does

THE RECESSION IS HERE EVERYONE

>>12015258
NO ITS NOT FUCK OFF BEARTARD

>>12015227
>digesting the big gains from 2017
This bullpoop line wtf
How can you even believe that
What does that even mean

>>12015282
Face it, the entire market is dead.

>>12015134
>his dog seems more important than his entire legacy
>his dog is more important than the cia
cool dog desu

>>12015282
>mfw gonna make it by shorting everything

>>12015286
its just a holiday
try again next year

Didn't some anonymous fagget get trips one time and say that the bull market was going to do with kneepads, and now that kneepads is dead the market is kill too?

>>12015341
yes

>>12015341
>kneepads is dead
>>12015284

>>12015412
aw cmon dont spoil it
i love baggys doomer posts desu
its been too long

>>12015433
30% drop in S&P IMMINENT

WE ARE APHRIA MARINES AND WE WILL NOT SELL

>>12015453
dasitmane

also after looking at both posts im not entirely convinced thats rkg desu
subject a >>12015203 looks more like scoops when hes being a shitlord on his phone

>>12015481
STAY STRONG AND KEEP BUYING FREN
DONT LET THE BEARS WIN

>>12015481
>WE WILL NOT SELL
someone prolly will tho

>>12015506
Me am of have announced to make
FUDGE JANNIES
FUDGE ADVERTISE

FUDGE
JANNIES

FUDGE
4CHANNEL

FUDGEEEEEEEEE

>>12015540
oh so they just ban you for grugposting?
fucking faggots
when are we gonna burn this fucking site to the ground?
HOLY WAR NAO

>>12015555
profound

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Thank you Based GHWB

JANNIES

>>12015569
BUGS

>>12015570
Just buy pass goy

holy fucking hell did they make this captcha unwieldy
am i the only one that has to wait a minute between posts?

>>12015582
oh hai hiro
HOW ABOUT NO?

If trip fags don't have enough disposable income to buy pass, they shouldn't be posting itt

Fudge JANNIES

>>12015595
>unironically being this large of a faggot
>flying his fag flag in full view
you most certainly are the target audience here
rkg is completely correct

>>12015602
They all took the day off cause the markets are closed.

>>12015582
>giving even an ounce of money to hironazi
Your an super dummie
FUDGE JANNIES

/smg/ insurrection! FUCK JANNIES GIB RKG

>>12015555
Why do people like those knife ear elf girls
The ears ruin them for me

>>12015602
It's ok, RKG
Even if you hate yourself and are depressed like all women ever, people here do care about you

>>12015612
mods kil
we /b/ nao

>>12015628
INSHALLAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQjpx1rX7aA

>>12011650
>stocks
>real estate
>cash

That's the Stool of Wealth, fool. Popularized by the Hebrews.

>>12015628
based and trappilled

GALT's main "competitor" in the NASH cirrhosis space, CNAT, failed to meet primary endpoints in its latest clinical trial

>>12015726
CNAT is about to take a massive hit at market open tomorrow
Do with that information what you will

Dude weed in the green on Canadian markets. Small caps went first, Canopy now following. Aphria down 2%, i may day trade that one if things look right for oversold bounce and the bid side starts legitimately stacking beyond a bluff bid wall.

Curaleaf announced a $50m share buyback program just before open. Up 17-19% or so at the moment. Level 2 looks good. Shorts covering.

Why is the TSE open and going higher? We're going to dump the fuck on them tomorrow when the real market opens.

>>12015481
Do whatever you wanna do with your cash monies there anon but you should understand that Aphria could get halted if securities wants to do that while they investigate. You'd be stuck with it at that point and bare ass exposed to whatever the outcome is at some point in future.

No fud intended. I'd love to see Aphria beat this. Fuck short seller yellow journalism.

It was an algo selloff. Due for a rally back to Monday’s highs.

>>12015917
>We're going to dump the fuck on them tomorrow when the real market opens.

I will be hedging against the possibility.

>>12015865
>Level 2 looks good.
lmao, l2 hasn't been useful in 20 years. why do you kids try to sound smarter than you are

>>12015917
BECAUSE BULLS RUN THIS SHOW
BULLS NEVER LOSE

>>12016027
He thinks the bulls run the show.

>>12012333
Recently dropped my position, doubt we will see a gold rally tell 2019....buy on dips maybe as it seems to be holding 12.50 nicely.

>>12014885
buncha bullshit. I hope one of the pallbearers trips

I don't want to focus only on my office kekwage job for 8 hours

>>12016130
Same bro, like wtf am i supposed to do all day

>>12016143
>proprietary steel on that knife

Haven't heard of the company either

>>12016164
i just picked the first gutting knife i saw on google, mines old af and from my grandpa so i couldnt really find a knife like it

>>12016205
Nice, old grandpa knives always have a certain traditionalist appeal to them
Also, it's likely a dependable tool if it still functions well after that amount of time

Help

>>12016231
How did you lose that money
Also, you should probably just wait for it go back up (assuming it will eventually) and then nuke your portfolio and start over with a new strategy

>old person dies like old people always do
>let’s shutdown the economy for an entire day

eat shit Drumpf

>>12016272
Would you hodl Faceberg stock or sell and eat the 20% loss?

When Obunga croakes the economy will be shut down for a year

>>12016304
Tech was overvalued anon. However the lesson should be to not trust any company that has ever changing wrongthink policies for its users

DAX is about to collapse. Tomorrow bloodshed.

The crash was because of options that would have expired on Wednesday. The golden bull will resume tomorrow.

>>12016316
What? Faceberg is being bashed by the media because the showed ads for Drumpf. That's why I initially bought in

>>12016304
I never would have bought FB in the first place (I think FAANG was and is overvalued), but I would wait until you're at a 5-10% loss instead of 20% and then sell

>>12011362
overreaction almost at the buy zone.

>>12016374
Facebook is the one faang stock that isn't overvalued. Forward pe of 18,5 atm

When people stop voluntarily giving kikebook their data what is cuckerberg going to even sell?

>>12015540
YAY <3 <3 <3

>>12016335
You know what beats the algorithm? In the words of our friends at Wu Tang Financial - Cash Rules Everything Around Me. Also,
>Blumpf isn't a neocon shill

>>12016231
>March 2018

It is alright, there is no need to be upset

It gets better (and it gets worse)

The ride never ends

>>12016463
Facebook has 40 billion in the bank and no debt. Only shitty thing is that they have to invest heavily in Indians monitoring posts

And it doesn't matter what Drumpf is. Facebook should be allowed to show ads whomever has the cash

Im margin calling every single one of you

>>12015065
>>12015146
I love this thread
>>12016374
What's a good camping knife that is strogn? I ask because I know you love knives

Red day tmrw

>>12016540
Not even remotely possible

>>12016459
I too, am bearish on FB in the long term.

>>12016281
Futures and forex are both still open

invest in AMD if you want to make money
2019 AMD will an shoah'd i*tel

>>12016563
Futures are closed until 6PM.

>>12016548
Euro markets didn't do so hot today; it's absolutely a possibility.

>>12016597
>absolutely a possibility.
Correct nothing is certain, especially in this turbulent world.

>>12016595
literally this.
new gen of CPUs just got leaked and they are absolutely killer. fits in the AM4 slot so I don't even have to buy a mobo to upgrade from my 1st gen ryzen :^)
AMD is doing so fucking well right now. As a /g/ hermit I am happy to see them kicking ass for once. LONG LIVE AMD.

now if only their GPUs were a little better, who knows. Maybe this is their chance to one-up NVIDIA, but I doubt it. I'm OK with running the NVIDIA+AMD combo.

>>12016492
If it doesn't matter who Trump is why did you initially invest once you saw that an ad for him pop up? All I'm saying is when you reach the level of "fuck you" money, this is where horseshoe theory lies. And I can't argue with the fact that they have money right here and now, but stock valuation increases based on if there will be more money up the road. FB is one social media revolution from being rendered near worthless because the sheep -the collective whale- always move on to the new thing.

>>12016514
A Morakniv fixed blade should do the job well for you
If you don't mind paying $75, buy a Mora Garberg (it's better because it has a full tang, which makes it a lot more durable)
If you want more value, buy a Mora Companion

Pocket knives are my "area of specialty", though, I know a lot more about the specific brands and makers with them than I do with fixed blades

>>12016514
>What's a good camping knife that is strogn? I ask because I know you love knives

Just get a Kbar or a gurkha, with a flint in the base of the handle, steel blade, no coating (the coating will flake off when you sharpen it over the years)

As long as the blades steel is Martensite and not brittle phase of steel you will be fine
Don't need anything fancy to camp with

>>12016651
Yeah, guess you are right on. Think I'll keep on hodling Facebook and even keep on buying cost average down. I just like the idea of using Normies to make money like Facebook does

Don't even use it myself

>>12016668
>>12016514
The Companion will do the job too, but the Garberg is better/more expensive both because it has a full tang and because it uses a better steel (14C28N)

>>12015572

>>12016681
Facebook as a platform is dying.
Facebook as a business might go somewhere with their acquisitions.

By 2070 they'll just serve government functions like being a birth certificate.

>>12016645
i agree
also invest in a qt chuuni gf

>>12016681
I don't use it either and anon if you are right and they go ATH I will be posting about how incorrect I was.

I'm excited about the rally scheduled for tomorrow.

>>12016699
>>12016514
this site has a better price on the Garberg than Amazon

https://www.bladehq.com/item--Morakniv-Garberg-Fixed-Blade-Knife--49577

Entire weed sector down, my data is gone. Can't buy the sweet canopy growth bounce that is inevitable tomorrow. Same with RIV. I predict at least a 10% bounce up tomorrow.

Aphria will go to zero though.

AT&T is charging people to cancel their current service. This is an excellent revenue stream, long T

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2018/12/att-makes-it-more-expensive-to-cancel-directv-or-internet-service/

>>12016668
>>12016672
>>12016699
>>12016795
Awesome thanks! I'll probably go with the garberg then, it's my christmas present

Aurora, Canopy, or Tilray?

>>12016855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUklRvRS-_k

We're gonna make it lads

>>12016988
will we make it before my calls expire on 12/21

>>12016702
new fetish

>>12016707
The transition will be difficult. Atm the social network Facebook is responsible for most of FBs revenue. I just hope that boomers will stay on it until Instagram and whatsapp can catch up. And outside of EU and USA Facebook itself is still growing.

am I ganna make it with this type of portfolio?

>>12016988
Checked and fucking based and artpilled

>>12017112
>Portfolio isn't 80% x3 ETFs
Nope

>>12016988

>>12017171
im not wanting to sell for 10+ years, the 2x make it through a recession but the 3x haven't proven themselves in that manner yet

so i hold between 1 and 2x leverage on both Chadaq and SP500 because i can take the volatility in exchange for the based gains long term

>>12017112
I think you litterly bought MSFT three times, TQQQ/QQQ is 10% MSFT

Youll definatley make it, But you just broke one of your legs.

https://screener.fidelity.com/ftgw/etf/goto/snapshot/portfolioComposition.jhtml?symbols=TQQQ

Know what you invest in.

>>12017164
based AZO providing a bright green light in the darkness

also if fuckin Autozone, the store you go to when you're desperately trying to keep your shitbox car alive, is the only thing doing well then we know where we are in this economic cycle, yah?

>>12017112
My current break down is as follows, derrived by mixing memes with the advice given by "A Random Walk Down Wallstreet"
30% safe dividends/bond replacements
70% growth
inside the 70% growth it's
20% UDOW (at least)
20% XHE
20% XAR
The remaining 40% I can hand pick stocks
I need to figure how how to safely increase UDOW holdings. I might just have a separate account where I put each year's tax return into it once a year and log out of it

>>12017112
Doesn't have enough LCI

>>12017224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc

>>12017112
Replace FNGU with FNGO
its Faang but x2 instead of 3
fngu is simply too dangerous during high volatility

>>12017212
>>12017294
all the small purchases were when i was just starting, and i ahd MSFT in an old 401k from another job. I dont mind owning a lot of MSFT though.

>>12017294
i kind of hate selling and aren't planning to buy any more FNGU or other 3x stuff, they truly arent worth it unless we are in a super low volatility golden bull run scenario, which we aren't in enough to be worthwhile
based 2x

>>12017224
i've thought about picking up some 2x DOW but the SP500 seems to basically cover all the boomer DOW stuff

i dont have any of the divvy kings, T lookin pretty good with a 6%+ yield at $30/share currently, you own that and probably heaps of KO?

>>12017338
I own heaps of T.

>>12017338
I have no opinion on either T or KO.
The UDOW is superior to SPXL in everyway imaginable, and has out preformed SPXL
>inb4 previous returns no guarantee....
Shut the fuck up. The chad DOW will roast your basic-bitch 500 component shit index into the face of the Earth

car industry confirmed for dump on thursday
white house just refuted trumps claim for an auto tariff deal w china

It's almost impossible to trade options in my country ($25 commission and phone order only) but warrants are readily available. Is there any functional difference if all I want to do is buy puts or calls? I'm not interested in writing options.

>>12017688
go to sleep bear I wont allow your negativity in this thread

>>12017621
UDOW and other 3x ETFs havent made it through a full recession yet so I'm not buying that garbo

i want to buy and hold, not panic sell the bottom and capitulate

>>12016880
Canopy. Watch out though, it broke support this morning.

>>12017898
>I want to buy and hold, not panic sell the bottom and capitulate
Sounds like your hands are the garbo, not UDOW

>>12017944
nope im iron AF, have never sold a single share of anything i've ever bought

>>12017842
This image makes me

>>12017842
Accurate

>>12017969
>I have iron hands
>too much of a pussy to buy UDOW, let alone TQQQ
I lmao at your life

>>12017842
>>12017977
>>12017978
>>12017988
I'm looking forward to having all your money.

>>12018017
Its not a loss if you never sell fren

>>12018017
Us bulls already took 90% of bears money
What are you going to scalp a percentage? lmao

>>12018041
I'm going to be able to pay off my parents house in a few years thanks to this financial instrument
Thanks TQQQ!!!

Markets confirmed REcovered.
Bears on suicide watch for the 9000000th time this decade

>>12018093
>recession soon! the markets are overvalued! -bearfag circa 1940
>market goes up anyway during 3 recessions in row

>>12018191
Bear virgins litterly BTFO

baking new bread

New bread
>>12018333
>>12018333
>>12018333

Alright, if the dude weed doesn't bounce hard tomorrow I dunno nothing about nothing about trading. This is so dumb. Canopy broke support. Why? Nobody knows. Sympathetic dump for Aphria my ass. Bullshit.

why aren't the markets open

>>12018191
>>12018277
rate of profit, and absolute profits were much higher back then, especially during and immediately after the way. Lower levels of accumulation gave less opportunities for asset bubbles to form. modern recessions are on a whole different qualitative level.