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>mfw emailed this to tiger mommy earlier today
Last night was excellent; several questions & concerns were confidently answered, and my already-adamant confidence in your incredibly far-reaching project was bolstered. ChainLink truly shall usher in the colloquial Fourth Industrial Revolution with meaningful & useful smart contracts (and perhaps even kickstart the quasimythical Golden Bullrun).

It was great to meet you & Sergey last night; I truly believe in your project, and with iron hands I shall hold & stake to my node my 20,000+ LINK, no matter what, until the fabled singularity occurs (at which point I'll only liquidate a few hundred as the price-per-token passes a thousand dollars -- I can dream).

I hope that both of you are amused & unannoyed by your rockstar status in one of the internet's rawest "communities" (and I apologise again on behalf of myself and autonomous others who may have aggravated you); /biz/ "keeps it real" by completely disregarding normality & political-correctness, viciously testing everyone & everything with great scrutiny & acumen, thereby providing a fecund, gestalt hivemind which is uncanny in its ability to recognize truly valuable projects such as yours. Sometimes this leads to weird hijinx, but intentions are generally pure.

This collective, which has a spirit unfettered by anything, *knows* how big this is going to become. This is why ChainLink memes are so dank -- danker than any other crypto -- because the potential is literally infinite.

Thanks for the selfies; I apologise for the candidate shot in the elevator (poor form on my part), but shall remain true to our pinkie-promise not to publish them on 4chan (...unless you change your mind; they're actually rather flattering photos). Speaking of which, here's a link to the thread (the "community" has dubbed me "Jesusanon/LINKJesus") -- >>11997083 -- and you have supporters there now.

>> No.12010242

>>12010238
I would love to send you the pictures which I won't be posting without your express permission, so please let me know if you want them.

The bar afterwards was nice (we didn't expect you or Sergey to show up there, of course, but if you had, I would have happily bout you both a round and left you alone, as the handful of others in our bizarre "community" also would have). I actually stayed there quite late with a new friend from the site, and discussed marketing strategy; the "problem"is that most "suits" & "normies" simply don't "get it" -- although entirely unnecessary, if you want to sell these shortsighted executives, a quick ninety-second "elevator pitch" would be efficacious. Again, please accept both my apologies & thanks for everything. My linky stays super stinky $1000 eoy.

P.S. please let me know if there is any way that I may help your project: writing copy, coordinating with certain "communities," or simply leaving things alone so as not to ruin it. We collectively understand the need for secrecy & lack of unsavory connections, and endeavor to serve (or not serve) in whatever capacity would help.

We instinctively, intellectually & intuitively believe in this project, and, despite assuming success as a first-mover is practically guaranteed, the wiser among us have some inkling of the risks to corporate perception of ChainLink in light of express or implied association with an anonymous ad-hoc internet society of anti-normative, frog-worshipping chaoticians. Praise Kek!

In closing, you guys are great and your project is too superlatively superb for words; you have our undying support in the form of thousands of independent & unswayably principled node operators who shall ensure the unassailable robustness of the network. Mainnet soon....

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tell me you didnt

>> No.12010260

I stopped reading after about 6 lines and I imagine Adelyn made it about half that far.

>> No.12010262

>>12010238
Is being a kook an attention seeking online persona or are you legitimately fucked in the head?

>> No.12010296

>>12010238
prove its you with a selfie

>> No.12010297

>>12010242
>I would have happily bout you both a round and left you alone
Did you fuck that up on purpose as a subtle way of flirting with her?

>> No.12010308

>>12010238
Sergey is a manlet?

just sold 100k

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>>12010238
>>12010242
This is cringe but kind of based at the same time.. don't know what to think of you and your actions. (don't contact the chainlink team again - obviously)

>> No.12010328

So cringey. Fuck

>> No.12010329

>>12010308
Holy fuck he’s like 4’11. Look at the table next to him

>> No.12010330

>>12010260
Adelyn’s PA**

>> No.12010341

>>12010238
post proof or your just another larp faggot and whats with the pants dude? going for the tactical casual business look?

>> No.12010348

>>12010238
shit nigga what are you doin

>> No.12010356

Jesus didn't get to live past 32.
You are more like boomer Jesus.

>> No.12010357

>>12010238
YOU TOUCHED HIM?!
What was it like to be in the presence of such an innovative and charismatic young man?

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JesusAnon your idea of flirtatious correspondence is downright creepy and the diatribe manner in which your write needs to be desperately made concise. Congratulations on achieving the absolute opposite of everything you set out to accomplish

>> No.12010388

>>12010238
Read the whole thing.
You are going to kill them if Link fails, aren't you?

>> No.12010396

Crucify yourself dude

>> No.12010400

Holy fucking cringe

>> No.12010401

>>12010368
This.

>> No.12010406

made it halfway, cringiest shit ever. i bet you're not even the guy in the picture in which case i hope you did send it.

>> No.12010411

My favorite moment from last night was Sergey saying something along the lines of (exasperated), "We have a very dedicated following." with a look that he just died a little inside.

If someone has the exact quote (and even better the timestamp in the feed), I would very much appreciate if you posted it.

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>>12010242
>tfw noble chainlink node operator that helps facilitate the 4th Industrial Revolution

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This regarted thread is the /biz/ peak autism that I keep coming back for

>> No.12010426

I might sell everything after reading this. What the fuck have I done.

>> No.12010464

>>12010238
Absolutely speechless. And I'm not sure it's in a good way

>> No.12010469

>>12010464
I’m actually contemplating selling it all. Ffs this is an all time low.

>> No.12010484

>>12010469
>>12010464

>they fell for the FUD

>> No.12010488

>>12010469
I wouldn't. It's cringe, yes, but I feel the team has gotten far weirder "fan" mail. At this point they've probably come to terms with what they've done letting us know about this

>> No.12010497

nigga what are those fucking pants

>> No.12010498

>>12010368
>diatribe
Is a noun. Until you learn a few more adjectives, you should stick to Hindu, Pajeet.

>> No.12010508

>>12010469
>>12010464
kek the ultimate fud

>> No.12010519

>>12010238
jesus christ couldn't you have typed that more casually? you don't need to use big words to make biz look good senpai

>> No.12010529

>>12010498
>you should stick to Hindu

>> No.12010572

Yikes what a fucking autistic drivel

>> No.12010575

>>12010238
Nigga, your writing is overwrought and comes across like a first year literature student. Tone it down.

>> No.12010590

>>12010396
kek

>> No.12010605

You had your fun, tryhard.
You can go back, now.

>> No.12010624

wow OP your faggotry makes even us look bad

>> No.12010680

>>12010624
it's not real.
recycled picture...
his story contradicts the original thread and combines two different people.

good fun though in these dark times

>> No.12010714

>>12010238
God you're dumb and gay.

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/biz BTFO.....again

>> No.12010743

>>12010238
pretty sure no one called you LINK jesus... more like LINK faggot!!! >:) yeah! you like that?

>> No.12010762

OP sounds like you had a great time. You took the initiative to be there, learn & interact with the team. I get the excitement and wanting to share it, I even like your writing style a bit; but good god dude nobody actually likes being famous, there's a time & place for everything.

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If this is fake, the real jesusanon now has to post here with a selfie and a trip to avoid faggotry like this in the future

>> No.12010771

>>12010308
>>12010329

So many smart dudes are short. How tall you think Ari Juels is? Can’t have it all

>> No.12010780

>>12010238
The virgin Sergey vs Chad jesus

>> No.12010794

I know this is bait but still, you should neck yourself. Sooner the better.

>> No.12010795

French anon here, was too busy with the race war, what happened at the meet-up

>> No.12010829

@jesusanon

Sharpie in the pooper + timestamp or gtfo

>> No.12010949

>>12010242
Holy fuck that was embarrassing to read, As if you actually sent this to Sergey. It actually makes my posts look great. Please stay away from the team and never contact them again.

Also: Chainlink is shit

>> No.12010966

>>12010949
Holy fuck you're alive!

Astros return is bullish, buy buy buy.

>> No.12010978

>>12010966
No it's not, sell this shit you faggot.

>> No.12010987

>>12010949
>>12010966
The absolute state of linkies. I agree with astro though, LINK is shit.

>> No.12010992

>>12010978
Just bought 100k

>> No.12010996

>>12010987
>>12010978
>>12010966

Go fuck yourselfs

>> No.12011002

>>12010996
Fuck off astro

>> No.12011016

>>12010238
Peak autism.

>> No.12011024

>>12011002
No

>> No.12011042

>>12011016
He looks like he has aspergers

>> No.12011048

>>12011024
>>12011002

Can you stop copying my trip pls, thanks.

>> No.12011058

>>12011048
Derail the thread so no one realises how bad I looked posting this.

>> No.12011060

>>12011042
Reminds me of you to be desu

>> No.12011069

>>12011060
He is us desu

>> No.12011081

>>12010238

You look like a fucking Simpson’s character.

>> No.12011144

>>12010519

Exactly. Half way into the first sentence and I was thinking of some wannabe biz intellectual looking at a thesaurus as he typed this shit.

>> No.12011146

>>12010238
This is why I come here

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>>12010238
Holy. Fucking. Cringe. YIKES, DUDE!

>> No.12011218

>>12010238
>>12010242
This is god-tier trolling. I refuse to believe anyone on this board is actually this autistic.

>> No.12011228

what I want to know is - why the fuck is no one selling me chainlink on IDEX. My motherfucking orders have been open for a week. Fuck you stinkies- give a nolinker some love.

>> No.12011269

>>12010238
>>12010242
Pathetic. I hope this is a larp.

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>>12010238
>>12010242

>> No.12011304

if chainlink goes above 20 usd this thread will be glorious in the future and worth millions

>> No.12011339

>>12010529
Faggot

>> No.12011372

>>12011228
why are you buying LINK on IDEX?

>> No.12011435

>>12010238
I'm so happy I was at this meet and got to see this cringe in person.

>> No.12011449

I actually had the chance to talk to JesusAnon.
He is an upstanding guy. A stark contrast to the odd reddit "Community members" that were there.
Didnt stay long enough to get into the elevator pic or bar.

>> No.12011456

>>12010238
>>12010242
>new pasta

>> No.12011548

>>12010498
> What is a composite noun?
The absolute state

>> No.12011570

Also will mention that Sergey does have a weird tendency to start rubbing his hear when he mentions "The problem we are solving.. "

>> No.12011576

>>12011372
Because I’m an idiot. I now realise I should have binanced it. I will now pay exorbitant gas fees to consolidate my metamask + idex wallet, pay them into binance then make orders. Was thinking of splitting into LINK and HOT, but after my cock up I’ll only have 3 ETH. So will probs just buy LINK or RVN as my yolo stack

>> No.12011606

>>12010497
lol bowlegged-combats

>> No.12011801

>>12010238
Lmao is this new fraud larping as me? RIP crypto

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>>12010488
Thank you good sir, this literally kept me from selling. OP's post was the first after 1 year of holding that allowed the first thought of selling to enter my mind. I'm also positive its a larp/bait of somekind the more I think about it.

>> No.12012065

>>12011980
I’m hanging on by a thread here. Legit looking at all the mentally ill individuals who need to be in a mental asylum.

>> No.12012128

Jesusanal is spot on here and it was good he did this. The team has to realize /biz is 100% on their side even though we meme them to death. It's out of love. Chainlink is love, Chainlink is life.

>> No.12012137

>>12011980
OP is a junkie larper trying to defraud me.

>> No.12012291

>>12010238
>20,000+ Link
poor fag BTFO'd everyone knows you need at least 100k to make it

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>>12010949

>> No.12012379

>>12012291
Ponzi coin

>> No.12012616

>>12010469
This reverse fud fudding is really starting to annoy me. Seriously we need to have faith and belief. Visualize success and we will make it.

>> No.12012781

>>12010238
I just woke up, and WTF is THIS?

>> No.12012928

>>12012781
Its a junkie trying to larp as Christ to shill ponzicoin

t. Actual Christ

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>>12010795
kek hope you are winning (and french by blood)

>> No.12013393

>>12010411
You have to know he basically hates biz at this point.

All he wanted to do was ride it to the top and exit scam with his 350m stack. And now he has no choice but to deliver

>> No.12013818

>>12010949
Welcome back pedo!
Busy fucking kids lately?

>> No.12013955

>>12010329
I 6'2 and when I met him, he was just slightly shorter than me, so he is definitely over 6'

>> No.12013965

>>12013955
Too bad he isnt me and is a cuck larper junkie bitch

>> No.12014055

>>12010368
Indeed, what a pompuous faggot. LINKies are the fedora wearing cringelords of crypto.

>> No.12014108

Great thread

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>>12014108
When fags are pointing and laughing at us in a year from now asking
"WA WEN WONG STINKY RINKY!?!"

I will point them directly to this fucking faggot and this fucking faggot tier thread!!!

>> No.12014263

>>12010238
you should have sent him this thread instead
>>12005534

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>>12010311
Dk linky?

>> No.12014308

>>12011048
>>12011069
Caught samefagging.
I wouldn't be surprised if you're that dumb nigger who calls himself uncle oldfag as well.
Do you still orbit that pedo? Did you come back because you spent all your btc buying cp and she won't love you anymore if you don't help her get more pictures of kiddie dicks?

>> No.12014319

>>12014300
Ponzicoin is dead

>> No.12014323

>>12010238
>>12010242
Based jesusanon, you're the man!

>> No.12014335

>>12014323
Its over for you ponzi shill.

t. Christ

>> No.12014337

>>12014335
Go fuck yourself

>> No.12014341

>>12014337
Kys shill. All of you fags are guilty of fraud.

>> No.12014372

>>12014341
Ten million $ EOY!

>> No.12014386

>>12014372
Begone now crypto is dead

>> No.12014389

>>12014300
When is this from

>> No.12014451

>>12014389
Read the second response again

>> No.12014614

>>12010238
Ohnononono. Please tell me this is a larp.

>> No.12014651

>>12014614
Op is a larp trying to frame himself as me. Its extremely pathetic

>> No.12015469

>>12010238
I cant even tell if its ironic at this point
jesus you dumb niggers

>> No.12016109

>>12010238
>>12010242
get yourself some trips. we might want to ask you some other quetions in the future.

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>>12016109
I would, but tripfagging ain't what I'm about; I'll just post fresh oc pix of me in future threads wherein proof of my identity is useful to me.
>mfw muh sicc flow verbally keeping anons in the know

>> No.12016437

>>12010242
>or simply leaving things alone so as not to ruin it.
this

>> No.12016456

>>12016273
If i happen to see you at a link event ever im def going to fight you

>> No.12016488

>>12016273
hard to imagine what use you could provide. You are just some random guy who showed up to a public conference...... unless you actually seduced Aydlyn?

>> No.12016904

>>12011081
topkek

>> No.12016922

>>12016456
>former 11b looking forward to your best shot brah
I don't start fights, but I do end them, so please be sure to declare the terms of our conflict (i.e: "no weapons"), or you're likely to get curbstomped, fatally stabbed, neck broken or shot (depending on what kind of backstop you're standing in front of, or who/what is beyond you downrange).
>>12016488
>dubs confirm that the spark was lit -- she described me as looking "sageicious" or something like that -- not a "real word," but that's addy 4 u
Assuming anything serious happened between her & I, I wouldn't "kiss & tell."
>inb4 private call from addy telling me not to talk about her here after this post

...fuck, I really need to tone this shit down, but I'm getting such a kick out of all this; thank you all!

It was truly a singular pleasure meeting those of (yo/u/s) attending December Third; I love all of you.

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>>12016922
>she described me as looking "sageicious"
got saged irl kek

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>>12010238
>>12010242
what the fuck
tell me this is lie

>> No.12017252

>>12016922
please stop