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I have a presentation tomorrow and my new shipment of CBD won’t arrive because of the fucking USPS shutting down. I literally cannot function without it. What do?

>> No.12009821

stop relying on drugs and man up pussy

>> No.12009825

>>12009810
reschedule

>> No.12009830

5-10mg valium before any presentation or interview

>> No.12009835

>>12009821
> drugs
> cbd

kill yourself npc

>> No.12009856

>>12009835
that is a drug you retarded pothead

>> No.12009860

>>12009835
pretty sure its a drug you degenerate

>> No.12009877
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>>12009856
>>12009860
> thinking a naturally occurring plant with no psychogenic effects is a (((drug)))

>> No.12009905

>>12009877
>anti jew parentheses
>addicted to baby tier drugs
>calling other people npcs
has to be a troll, no one can actually be this much of a failure

>> No.12009918

cbd is an anti-drug, to be specific. it dulls the action of thc in marijuana. it works by elbowing things out of the way and going through the liver first. it also feels like taking a decent amount of an NSAID, without the bad effects on your stomach

>> No.12009920

>>12009877
Yeah, I can't function without the not-drugs I'm addicted to either

>> No.12009921

>>12009877
Good luck on your presentation you degenerate loser, hope you have a panic attack. It would be a good life lesson for you.

>> No.12009923

>>12009905
> still thinks weed is addictive
> doesn’t he even realize cbd =! weed
> did you just graduate the elementary DARE program?

>> No.12009929

Hey fren, am also losing the plot gonna cook some eggs and go for a long walk to try and ignore the abyss.

>> No.12009968

>>12009835
do you not know what the word drug means

>> No.12010029

>>12009877
A drug is any substance that causes a change or stimulus in your mental or physical well-being. i.e. since CBD does something for you, it’s a drug.

>> No.12010030

>>12009810
Go down to Walmart or whatever and get a bottle of ashwagandha.

>> No.12010038

>>12010030

this too

>> No.12010480

>>12009810
go to any vape store, they all sell it

>> No.12010742

>>12009830
This. Biggest life hack in existence

>> No.12010761

>>12009810
OP rip 2 shots before you presentation if you're nervous. It's not an elegant solution but it works

>> No.12010775

>>12009830
Max five if your not a regular imo

>> No.12010788

>>12009810
shoot yourself in the leg and lie comfortably in a hospital bed for months

>> No.12010800

>>12009810
USPS is delivering packages tomorrow you stupid fuck

>> No.12010806

>>12010800
no they’re not

>> No.12010814

>>12009810
Where do u live?

>> No.12010816

>>12009810
shit ton of coffee and a good breakfast

>> No.12010827

>>12009810
Youre a fucking pussy
>i need cbd for an interview
Pls confirm this is b8

>> No.12011110

>>12010827
> interview
can you fucking read

>> No.12011254

>>12010800
>>12010806
Someone please settle this. I have to know if millions of people are going to be mildly inconvenienced by a dead and otherwise completely forgettable president.

>> No.12011307

>>12011254
i cant believe theres a day of mourning for some ancient fuck who was never relevant. normal people dont get days of mourning but some political hack gets a day of mourning.

>> No.12011410
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>>12011254

>> No.12011461

>>12011410
what a colossal fucking joke

>> No.12011466

>>12011410
Why the fuck are they doing this? Presidents aren't fucking kings.

>> No.12011472

>>12009810
go buy some from the dozen stores around

>> No.12011499

>>12011254
>>i cant function without them
>>theyre not drugs

>> No.12011522

>>12011410
>Package delivery will be limited.
>limited
See, what the fuck does that mean? Only cities? Any Amazon 2 day shipping? Only organ transplants?

>>12011499
Oh I don't personally care (saves me having to check my mailbox if anything). I just think it's hilarious. What a rotten oligarchy leads us.

>> No.12011644

>>12009835
Dumb nigger

>> No.12011687

CBD oil is shit. Snake-oil... a ruse to separate you from your money. Buyer Beware.

>> No.12011692

>>12009810
weedmaps, tons of places do delivery until ~2:00am

>> No.12012114

>>12009810
Where u at I got a stash