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I will never feel the touch of a woman Anonymous Tue Dec 4 13:53:18 2018 No.12006269 [Reply] [Original]

Because I bought Sergey Nazarov’s worthless chainlink bags

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 13:56:33 2018 No.12006303

>>12006269
Fuck this whole world, fuck women piece of shit flesh mounds that are fucking useless, and won't even fuck me. Fuck niggers and Jews for ruining my life. Fuck normie faggots who hate me. I'm so sick of this shit. I just want a woman like that and because I didn't win the genetic lottery they all would rather me just die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 14:00:04 2018 No.12006346 >>12006303 Same desu Fuck this gay earth

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 14:01:50 2018 No.12006365

Fuck this whole world, fuck women piece of shit flesh mounds that are fucking useless, and won't even fuck me. Fuck niggers and Jews for ruining my life. Fuck normie faggots who hate me. I'm so sick of this shit. I just want a woman like that and because I didn't win the genetic lottery they all would rather me just die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 14:01:55 2018 No.12006366 It would have been so easy, to buy XRP and fuck 10/10 bitches without a pause. Sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 14:39:21 2018 No.12006722 >>12006303 They don't want you because or your shitty attitude. They can smell it from miles away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 14:42:07 2018 No.12006751 >>12006303 Is this board turning into r9k? I know this is pasta, but it’s beyond pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 14:57:46 2018 No.12006922 >/biz/ - Business & Finance

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:03:40 2018 No.12006981

>>12006303
>>12006269
every fucking single night i spoon with my chick, and rub my cock on her anus for hours while shes sleeping. it feels so fucking nice to holds her tits finger her pussy while rubbing my dick.

usually i don't fap when i get home, just preparee food ask her to go to sleep, then i fucking enjoy her body all night, until the morning where i fap when she leaves.

it feels sooo fucking good im becoming addicted to it. now the only thing i think about is getting home after work and go to sleep to fucking enjoy paradise all night.

you fucking virgins will never know the feel of holding tits all night

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:17:53 2018 No.12007111 >>12006269 Is she your ex nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:27:30 2018 No.12007196 File: 55 KB, 650x340, 1515361979118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12007111 checked

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:35:21 2018 No.12007297 >>12006751 This board is long infiltrated by robots. You loosing all the money will just facilitate your transition to the dark side.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:35:47 2018 No.12007305 >>12006981 This is a larp, most likely by a virgin

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:37:06 2018 No.12007325 Who's the chick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:38:12 2018 No.12007339 >>12007305 well...bad news fren, its true...its gona happen again in few moments, im in bed right now waiting

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:39:32 2018 No.12007361 >he actually typed this out

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:41:38 2018 No.12007387 >>12006269 E-eggman?? NANI~!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:45:17 2018 No.12007430 >>12007339 How do you not get tired of this? If you regularly have access to boobs, ass and vagene, they stop being special.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:46:20 2018 No.12007451 >>12007430 do you get tired of fapping?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:49:31 2018 No.12007502 >>12006303 I’d rather you die too you little faggot, if I ever met you I’ll stomp your face in for fun. You’re worthless and you should just kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:49:34 2018 No.12007503 >>12006981 how the fuck is she sleeping while you are fingering her? My gf flinches when I even remotely touch her pussy while she sleeps

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:50:59 2018 No.12007518 >>12007451 There's a difference between fapping and touching a chick for hours.

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:55:15 2018 No.12007572
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>>12006751
this is next level russian trolling, super cheap and easy way to target individuals that are vulnerable to this type of language and pushing them to actually go out and cause violence after bombarding them with trigger phrases day after day

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:58:53 2018 No.12007608 >>12007518 ohh man, i dunno what to answer to that

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:59:10 2018 No.12007614 Why do you have a picture of Barbara? How'd you get this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 16:00:21 2018 No.12007633 >>12007614 I only posted on thread with her photo last year, you must have had it saved this whole entire time. I'm impressed to say the least but it made my heart jump for a second, I was confused as shit. I ended up breaking it off with this girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 16:01:21 2018 No.12007644 >>12007633 One*

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 16:04:08 2018 No.12007671
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>>12006269
Everytime I get McDonalds, I come home and eat it in front of my PC. I put several sergey pictures on rotate and imagine I'm having lunch with Sergey, sometimes I'll laugh knowing his jokes probably are really funny, othertimes I just stare into his eyes while I take large bites.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 16:40:21 2018 No.12008041 >>12007614 >>12007633 post more pics desu shes cute >_<

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 16:42:33 2018 No.12008068 >>12006981 Hey what's your address?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 16:43:32 2018 No.12008079 >>12007671 Same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 16:46:17 2018 No.12008112 >>12006303 This is unironically how I talk while drunk minus the genetic lottery stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 16:53:56 2018 No.12008169 >>12006303 Yikes

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 16:55:25 2018 No.12008180 File: 408 KB, 942x927, 1543354761226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw gf and she swallows on command

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 17:08:56 2018 No.12008324

>>12006303
>be me
>kv 25 yr old
>think the sex is overrated is a meme
>somehow get a gf
>mfw it is so great i've been missing on so much
>few months in mfw sex is overrated
>few more months in mfw a gf is overrated
>few month later mfw i want to kms or kill her

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 17:25:32 2018 No.12008488 >>12008041 No I'm trying to get her out of my mind. She fucked my brain up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 17:27:42 2018 No.12008514 >>12007671 I-is this a pasta from the utv archiver from /sp/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 17:32:19 2018 No.12008554 File: 16 KB, 190x201, 3B746877-1E89-482A-92F3-EEFEE1ED95AB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12007671 Autism Speaks

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 17:32:57 2018 No.12008560 I need the sauce right fucking now

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 17:38:28 2018 No.12008621 >>12008324 Some relationships aren't gunna be that great anon. You could talk to her about it or break up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 17:39:14 2018 No.12008631 File: 144 KB, 360x346, 1543226270284.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12006269 KEKALEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 17:40:11 2018 No.12008642 >>12006269 She looks so familiar where is she front

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 17:40:29 2018 No.12008646 You faggot OP give me the fucking sauce you fucking cuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 18:51:30 2018 No.12009331 >>12006751 hello newfriend

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 19:25:09 2018 No.12009625 >>12006303 God damn Elliott I thought the cops shot you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 19:49:36 2018 No.12009818 >>12008646 It doesn’t matter...you can’t have her

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 19:51:54 2018 No.12009838 File: 1.20 MB, 985x554, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To whoever OP is / whoever is looking at this thread that's in on it. Thank you for genuinely confusing the fuck out of me. >>12006346 >>12006269 >>12007111

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 19:54:25 2018 No.12009863 Step 1 is actually approaching women brainlets

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 20:05:24 2018 No.12009957 >>12009838 Post more pics pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 20:14:08 2018 No.12010034 To anyone who wants more pics, Make this video a chainlink meme. No half assed efforts, make it good please. Show Big Macs when the mountain splits. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lUQcS4xhhqo If I like your submission I will post more pics

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 20:16:19 2018 No.12010052 >>12006981 That’s sounds creepy yet hilarious at the same time. 10/10 made me lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 20:21:48 2018 No.12010082 >>12006981 Kek iktf. I was a virgin until age 24. I love waking up in the middle of the night and running my arm up her shirt or pulling off her underwear while she’s asleep and feeling her ass

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 20:40:28 2018 No.12010210

>>12006303
Dude just take a trip to amsterdam or pattaya where it's literally IMPOSSIBLE to find a woman that wants to fuck you, working girl or non working girl.

I once saw a guy with a literal wooden stump for his leg and he still had a woman around him. You can do it man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 20:41:56 2018 No.12010223 >>12010210 * literally IMPOSSIBLE to find a woman that DOESN'T wants to fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 20:42:37 2018 No.12010228 >>12006303 you just have a repulsive personality. there is literally no chance you can hide your toxic mind from someone who speaks to you for more than 30 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 21:07:25 2018 No.12010453 >>12006981 >i fucking enjoy her body all night, until the morning where i fap when she leaves. What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 21:09:25 2018 No.12010466 >>12010034 Kek, OP ignored

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 21:36:14 2018 No.12010636 >>12006981 Even the non-virgins here are somehow still virgins

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 21:44:44 2018 No.12010686 File: 99 KB, 746x512, 1534238724302.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12010466 don't be mean to OP. he a fren. it ok op.

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 22:06:05 2018 No.12010870

>>12006981
>usually i don't fap when i get home, just preparee food ask her to go to sleep, then i fucking enjoy her body all night, until the morning where i fap when she leaves.
>enjoy her body all night, until the morning where i fap when she leaves.
What the fuck

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