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>>12000910
Show her your link balance

>>12000961

>>12000910
Get out of bed, walk past her to close the door while grazing her lightly and gauging her reaction. If she’s responsive and holds gaze she’s game.

>>12000910
be confident and stare into her eyes long enough
that's all it takes, really

this is going to be a long and awkward ramp up of you sexually harassing her

>>12000910
y-you too

>>12000910
post pics

>>12001029

this, kek

>>12000910
I never posted advice only as a joke, I'll say this once, your little sex fantasy is a fantasy, unless u would like a rap charge, you will do nothing, she is a family member and she will see you as a child no matter what u do, do nothing, in fact show some respect and get out of the house before she arrives, so u don't look like a spoilt little shit who sleeps and she works, everyone is fucking with you, u have a chance? you don't, go out side and find a girl friend, try tinder if you can't talk to females in real life. Do not do anything or I'll read about you on the news. You little fucking psycho.

>>12001029
Please keep us updated

lmfaooooo

Be naked and either in bed or in a bathrobe. Be absolutely non-chalant about it and let her get a peek or two of the goods. If nervous, exercise beforehand. Play it cool. If she freaks, pass it off as if she’s being weird and it’s not big deal. Literally any response other than outright negativity means she’s dtf. Good luck, dont fuck it up, and keep us updated.

>>12000910
If you’re not a facelet you should be able to just ask her if she wants to fuck

>>12001447
not related to this situation but i was driving home from work to get fuel earlier today and thought about the time a random milf school teacher walked up to me on a footy trip when i was 17 and said "you've got beautiful eyes". then when i got into the fuel station the qt clerk commented on my eyes. these are the only 2 times i can remember a random womyn saying this and it's years apart. what the fuck does this mean?

>>12001529
Post eyes

>>12000910

Say: “looking good today lady”... and then just walk away.

Do as Harvey Weinstein; whip out your pinky sized phallus and start masturbating furiously.

Tell her you've been picturing her and masturbating ever since you set eyes on her. Also drop a $20 tip afterwards.

>>12000910
Based film

>>12001565
Unironically this.

>>12000910
This is /biz/ talk about LINK or gtfo. Good day, sir.

>>12001565
You got a cap of the original?

>>12001638
Do you want gold?

>>12000910
show her how justed you are and she'll give you a pity fuck no doubt

what's wrong with just telling her that you find her attractive and asking her if she wants to come over some day to eat lunch and watch some netflix?

>>12001565
heh, still got it