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I am the first Linkmarine to arrive at the NYC event tonight, having arrived an hour early. I had the pleasure of meeting Adelyn Zhou, whose poise & charisma are undeniable in person. She asked from which website I hailed, and I told her the truth: /biz/; at first she was somewhat taken aback, but I adroitly assured her that I was merely here to observe, and would not be doing anything stupid, like spouting memes. She agreed to pose with me for a selfy if I promised not to post eon 4chan, and I am a man of my word who is too smart to ruin a good thing, so I won't be posting it here. I went on to praise ChainLink's lack of hype & strong fundamentals as the opposite of most other ICOs, and she was visibly put at ease. She smiled & agreed with our assessment of this project's "stealth marketing." I then excused myself so that she may focus on her numerous other duties, and spoke with a few of the other guests & volunteers in order to assure everyone that I am not a dumb fuck. If there are any other /biz/raelies who need to get in, I have an unoccupied guest ticket (name: "Some Body") available to the first taker. By the way, Adelyn is much smarter, nicer & cuter than you autists claimed; she's really got her shit together, and is an excellent team leader. Please be nice to her. I apologized on account of our sometimes-hateful "community," and told her that I owe the fact that I ever learned about ChainLink to 4chan. She thanked me for my support after I revealed my modest stack of 20,000 LINK. I quietly await the main event. Ask me anything.
jesus christ
>>11997083
>>11997083>... from which website I hailed ... /biz/; ...>... meeting ... in person.>... spoke with a few of the other guests & volunteer ...larp; this is not autism.
>>11997083well did ya wash your ass at least?
>>11997083yikes
>>11997083Jesus
>>11997083Holy hell get some help if not for you then for the rest of us
>>11997083cringe
>>11997083get me Tshirt I'll give you a pepe plush legit
>>11997083toe shoes/10
>>11997083Based and redpilled
She also gave me a shirt for being a fan.
>>11997267is there any pussy there?
>>11997297Attendee list had 2 azn qt3.14s other than Adelyn.
>>11997267lmao look at all those virgin loser nerd incels
>>11997314Nice. Hopefully the number of them interested stays low for as long as possible.
>>11997267you.. op.get us pics of the crypto qt 3.14s
>>11997267*flush*
>>11997267wheres sergy?any other cunts from 4chan going?
>>11997267I got the lilve stream guy to do a pan of the crowd. Should be able to identify you now.
>>11997328lol brownie is the one streaming
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1zqJVOneQnVxB?t=29s
>>11997083do you have a deadman switch that will be the signal for us all to enter our market buys?it's too bad the mainnet isn't up yet, this would be a perfect use case for smart contracts.
>>11997394poor lad going get dox
Imagine being as autistic as op, focusing all your attention on ChainLink and then only accumulating 20k Link in the last year.
>>11997083The mos based op i ever read
>>11997410Seriously.. pretty pathetic. I work at a McDonald’s in SoCal and was able to accumulate 75k.
>>11997451I don't think so based on the angle of the other camera OP is blocked by the guy in the blue shirt
>>11997480Yeah I'm not sure of it either but we will get more camera angles and figure it out
>>11997464also this, I work part time at a Wendy's in Detroit and was able to accumulate 165k
>>11997491one of these two?
Is this the official /biz/ gathering right now?
>>11997515the pajeet ofcourse
>>11997515Look at the blonde bitch
>>11997083>mentioning /biz/ to professionals IRL*gouges eyes out, starts rolling on floor, writhing in the CRINGENESS of it all*
>>11997103They call me Jesus cuz I'm hung like *this*.>spreads arms wide ala crucifixion>>11997182I assure you that this is real.>>11997239Sorry, but I only have the one.>>11997255Check'd.>>11997297Yes, but I'm chasing money instead.>inb4 pocket spaghetti>>11997328Nice to be alpha here lol.>>11997356Soon....>>11997401Oh, shit, I forgot to set it up!>>11997410Alcoholism is expensive.>mfw turned $300 initial stake into 20,000+ LINK plus other crypto holdings...a hush falls over the crowd; Sergey inbound!
>>11997515if you can't see you're going to 0.15$ EOY with this crew, i can't save you
>>11997451Things are not going to end well for our friend OP.
>>11997267Linkcel gang, rise up.
>>11997528there are a lot of pajeets in that roomI'm getting suspicious of link
>>11997545HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA you have to be shitting me
>>11997515;)>>11997419Thx!
>>11997545HOLY KEK 1000EOY CONFIRMED
>>11997545You look like a guy I know. He eats wasps.
>>11997528I <3 curry.
Software engineer here, work at Google NYCWish I had tried to sign up soonerThought that they wouldn't want bizlets to come but then noticed others signing up and thought I might as well, but there was no more room. :(Have fun, marines!Looks like the room is even smaller than the ark NYC Meetup from a few months back
>>11997586Imagine the smell..
>>11997545based
>>11997586based. if dubs you scream MY LINKY STAYS STINKY $1000 EOY
>>gets there 1 hour early>>sits in back
>>11997545>>11997586lmao BASED pirate Jesus
>>11997083id like to put the tip of my spear into that asians ass
LINK $1000 EOY CHECK ID
>>11997673holy fuck>t. 40k singaporefag
>>11997083>>11997545Most based and redpilled OP of all time in LINK threads. Dude went hard in the paint with beer in his hand, posting live on chan. May God bless your beautiful soul anon. MOAR info
>>11997586It's quite funny to think Chads and the elite will let power flow to the type of people in this picture. Highest level delusion.
>>11997673
>>11997696he is links improved greg maxwell
>>11997673wtf, i'm scared frens
>>11997673>CHECK ID
>>11997673NO FUCKING WAY THIS CANT BE REAL
>>11997673check ID
>>11997632>>11997673>gets id>posts check idjesus fuck you fucking retards
>>11997494I’m a sign holder and have over 1,000,000 as of 2 days ago
>>11997781this sadly
>>11997673>kek>5k>+T+T equals plus time? EOY 2019?
>>11997673Sweet Sweaty Nutsack it’s all real...> t. 75k Poorfag
>>119977814chan is dead. once link takes off im outta here
>>11997451the place is crawling with mantovani
>>11997847what the hell is a mantovani?
>>11997841 Yup, it'll be renamed Linkchan
Looks like a (((refugee))) processing center. Hell probably is one during normal hours. LoL this fucking board.
>>11997586whos the bird youre sitting next to?she wants the d
>>11997673mein gott
God I want to lick adelyn's butt so much bros
>>11997781>1 post by that id
>>11997938check hour
>>11997852>what the hell is a mantovani?Mantovani- Fanny!Queens English mate, do you speak it?
>>119979472 hours ahead meaning south america?
>>11997918Her butthole is mine! You can have the scraps after Im done. I want that fresh smelly feces leftover from her ramen breakfasr
>tfw video size limit reached
>no comment necessary
>>11997464>>11997494Fucking how? I’ve been putting in $500-2000 every month since last January and I have 22.5k
Goddess
>>11998010I have 80k by going all in with 14k at the absolute bottom in april. Im lucky am i. Im going to make it am i
>>11998010>>11997494>>11997464I'm a janitor and I made $2 mil BEFORE taxes get on my level
Jesus Anon can you please tell adelyn to use a spell checker
>>11998111based
>>11998111>Sergey, your fans are bothering me again! Come read this!
>>11997673HOLY SHIT WTF!!! $1000 EOY
>>11997586FUCKING NOSE SIZE OF THAT JEW HE CAN PROBABLY SIPHON HALF OF BIG MAC INSIDE SERGEYS STOMACH WITH A SINGLE INHALE
>>11997673What the fuck
>>11997673what.
>>11997673PRAISE KEK, CHAINLINK $1000 EOY
>>11997545I'd hang out with you
OFC IT WAS WHOLE ALOT NOTHING YET AGAIN!
SAMEOLDSHIT
>>11997673praise
OP you ruined this day by intervening in fate
>>11998072smart contacts
>>11997983he's getting bigger! fuck haha
Post your selfies with our favorite rockstar.
>>11998872Did you ask him anything?
>>11998072Fuck this is some strong FUD
>>11997515Wtf is this atrocidad assembly.Sure it's JYC but damn, US went full amerimutt.
>>11998872based partnership with /biz confirmed
>>11998072damn
>>11997673You got that ID earlier in the thread and deleted your previous responseless post to make this, right?
what the fuck Sergey posted on /biz/>11998639
>>11998872You're better dressed than he is haha good shit OP may your life be well
>>11998907I knew it. Did you manage to ask him about mainnet?Awesome beard btw.
>>11999004>11998639>>11998639
>>11997586That woman looks very uncomfortable sitting next to you, sorry to say.
>>11999021wait is that him??? im confused
>>11997267>boomers everywherewtf
>>11997545Years since I've laughed this hard.
Ohh yeaa boys wer gonna mek et good too see all the keks today and nice talk with you jesus
>>11999091you look like every link poster I've seen here
>>11999091good guys keep it up!
>>11999091hi kidmoyer
>>11998872We're all going to make it!!
>>11998872>>11999091Did you guys tell him that you're from /biz/? What was his reaction?
>>11999091
>>11999091hahaha his expression he knows its /biz/
>>11999211I told him i was a fan of the tech he seemed visibly distressed when i asked for that pic also i took ops pic w sergey he was also a little hesitant to pose for the pic but did it anyway. Dude just wants to talk about oracles.
DID ANYONE ASK HIM ABOUT MAINNET
Imagine you're a russian scammer. You've never created anything, you never will, you're known for your Chris-Chan dresscode, hamburgers, and toilets.People make fun of you on so many levels, it breaks down quantum mechanics. Then you go to yet another shitshow ICO pajeet gathering, and you get raided by the only people in the world who actually give a fuck about you, or know your name.Do you indulge these horrible people, or do you tell them to fuck off? On the one hand, they might actually be holding your stinky linkies. On the other, they might be holding your stinky linkies, and they're fucking mocking you to your face, and in a running thread.Even if they hold stinky linkies, none of them actually believe in muh decentralized oracles. No one even knows what the fuck that is. They just know you have a gay meme cube.Can you imagine being a living meme on the least populated 4chan board of all time, and this is the peak of your life?
>>11998872the beard is nice, shirt is good, pants and shoes need work my friend. also the beer looks trashy. but otherwise good work my friend, you look atleast groomed and probably represented us /biz/ tards well.
>>11999284kek but I doubt /biz/ is the least populated baord
>>11999091>i hope this guy doesn't follow me to the bar after the talk
>>11999272AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>11998872Did you sniff his shirt?
>>11998872Did you show up with that beer?
I wasn't gonna post this but when Sergey came into the room the first thing he did was grab a slice of pizza and with his back to the audience literally scarfed it down in 3 bites.
>>11999483It was even weirder when he got down on all fours and started schlooping out of dog dish. I guess thats a russian thing. IDK whatever as long as mainnet goes well. Schloop schloop schloop. Im gonna remember that sound forever.
>>11997083I feel like I’m the west coast version of you anon, can’t wait to meet after we make it>only 15k due to high cost of funciting alcoholic
>>11997545Dude looks like he belongs on the walking dead this is hilarious
This thread is the most convincing FUD in a awhile.
>>11997673definitely showing this thread to my grandkids when they ask me if i knew i was going to get rich or not. "yes children, we were able to read the memes bleeding through the ether."
>>11998111trips of kek
>>11999234"fuck i cant believe we let 4chan in here again."
>>11999567Read the whole thread. Guy tried go get dubs, fails, see's his ID is kek and deletes and reposts
>>11999601but why tf would he get mad? its investors like us that made link to where it istoday? would he rather have no volume and have this trade at 5c?
>>11997545fucking KEKbased and redpilled
>>11999617dont care if that poster was a fag, just happy that kek is with us here tonight. hell, knowing Kek he probably gave that guy that green ID knowing full well that he'd delete his own post so that we could make fun of him for it... being a god of chaos magic and all
>>11997673GREATEST THREAD OF 2018 CONFIRMED
>>11999665>1 digit off of symmetrical double backwards tripskek, you dirty frog, you.
>>11997545bro if you were drinking a fucking monster instead this shit would 100x better you fucking 30 year boomer
>>11999697That would be funny, but the fact hes there getting drunk is also funny
>>11997586Completely based. I own zero LINK and frankly this whole thread makes me want in.
>>11997673THANK YOU BASED KEKI WAS HERE
>>11998872nice pic. Im the guy you though was Ari JulesDid anything happen in the end?
>>11997673IT IS DECIDED
>>11997673BIGMAC
So this is the average linkposter shill, seems about fucking right
i havent cringed so fucking hard in a long whilelate adopters make me ill
>>11999822>shillxrp is a 40 billion supply kike scamcoin that is never replacing swift
>>11997938He deleted his first post. Duh.
>>11997673Fuuuuccckkkkk
>>11997673what am i even reading
>>11997083>ChainLink's lack of hype
>>11997673green ID + kek confirmed
>>11999999>>12000000
I'm disappointed no-one stood up and asked "I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.Yes... I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!"
>>11998872legendary anon. I think your outfit is pretty dope. i'll see you at the link yacht party
>>12000021Palindrome digits
When did crypto begin resembling the craft beer scene?
put me in the screenshot
>>11997567This is Lauren Pearl of Trail of Bits. She and Sergey confirmed tonight that ToB is one of a few companies doing their auditing.
>>12000154Also stop sperging out about Adelyn, I was there and she was very obviously uncomfortable when OP said he goes on biz and asked for a selfie.
baste op is a fucking wewladfaggotwewwww
>>11999567Kek, we did it Reddit! We're gonna be legends to our grandkids! Absolutely redpilled and baste XDDD
Well done OP Link $1000 EOY!
>>11997083how many dick sucking low IQ nerds can we fit in one thread?
>>12000168I'm uncomfortable with the inability of adelyn to use proper grammar.
>>11998072jesus it is embarrassing to look at it.
>>11997545Thanks just bought a 100k
>>11997555Fuck just sold a 100k
>>11997673Guys he deleted his first comment after failing to get dubs but noticed his ID said kek. There is nothing special about this post.
>>11997673Kek ID were gonna make it
>>>>11997673>>11997670 It Does mean the power of kek is in his post this thread, keep going Anon!
NO ONE ASKED HIM ABOUT MAIN NET?!
>>12000360One of the volunteers asked him when mainnet, he of course said he doesn't doesn't like to give dates. Then the guy said "So what, like four years? One year?" to which Sergey responded "Oh no, a matter of months". Mainnet 1H 2019 confirmed.Pic related is proof I was there. I obviously can't provide proof he actually said that since I wasn't recording it. So you'll just have to choose to believe me or not.
>>1200038848 months
>>1200041372 months
>>12000388Checked. Doing good work marine.
>>11998872fat fuck
>>12000388whats mainnet?
>>11999272Yes, I did. He said no precise predictions so as not to disappoint the community. I asked "are we looking at a year or more?" And he laughed and said no, a few months.A few months guys.
>>12000168Yeah and at the end when we were all crammed in the elevator this guy shoves his phone in her face and says "candid shot!" and she goes "god please no 4chan ok?"
>>12000647meh. that jives with what most anons had resigned to, q1-q2 2019.
>>120004977777777 months
haha
>>12000673That’s good though. Mainnet live when BTC is bottoming out is perfect.
>>11997673Lol
>>12000647>>12000660Oh hey, you were the guy who I overheard asking. One of the "west coast" guys haha. Thanks for that. I hadn't bothered to ask because I figured I'd get the standard no comment answer but he budged a bit for you. Jeeze that's cringe... I generally felt bad for the team tonight, Adelyn dodging being harassed more on biz and Sergey having to answer basic shit questions and take selfies. A selfie would have been awesome but I could tell the dude was just over that shit so I didn't ask.
>>12000698Would be sweet if Chainlink mainnet releases right after Bakkt in Jan and the SEC ETF (hopefully positive) decision in Feb. Would be a triforce of gains.
>>12000647Also did you catch who that Brendan guy was with the team? New hire? He left with Sergey.
How do you get into these events? I live only 40min away and will do some /biz/ worthy pics if this swings by town again
>>11997545>>11998872OP you are a righteous af guy. Can't wait to skull beers with you on the yacht
>>12000388That was me. That's exactly how the conversation went.
>>12000835tell us moar
>>12000747Yeah, I was surprised he budged, I almost didn't want to ask but I'd hate myself for not. I like how he kinda chuckled when I said years.It was a strange vibe in there, felt like 10% high level business folks and the rest biztards but they need nerd neets to run nodes for that "massive redundancy" he was talking about.It truly feels like Link will start the next bullrun.
>>11997673WERE GONNA MAAKE IT BOIS
>>11997673Just want to be here in the shot. Historical moment.
>>12000864During the presentation I asked what the barriers were to fiat outputs and he said there's lots of regulations for that kind of thing. Clearly interacting with bank systems won't be a permissionless thing but I couldn't quite discern what he meant in his answer but I'll go back and listen. My video cut out right as he was answering but I'm working on getting my friend's voice memo and I'm gonna splice it into the video I took.
>>11997673are you fucking kidding me lmao
>>12000892I liked your question, I felt that you were trying to draw him on Swift. Nicely done.
>>12000892I think what he meant is that when you're actually settling to fiat, you can't do that directly, it has to be through a regulated entity. That doesn't mean they can't use Chainlink internally on that stuff though. Just that the person settling the payment needs to be regulated and not just some neet.
>>11998872Based boomer
>>12000647>And he laughed and said no, a few months.I'm fucking hyperventilating.
>>12000936>>12000939Yeah, feels like there's behind the scenes stuff he won't elaborate on, but they wouldn't be wasting their time if this wasn't going to go through. Should have asked him more but there were so many people crowding to talk to him, I figured I'd leave it to the real devs.>>12001026Yeah, after such a drawn out development over this year I've prepared myself to wait years if I have to, but the air of confidence in him saying "we're in audit now, should be in a few months" was so reassuring. When he talked about the "trillions of dollars" that could come in, you hear his voice rise with excitement.
>>12000000
>>12000660lmao. One of us is going to impregnate her and have axis hapa babies
>>11998872I wanna believe, but a small part of me worries that Sergey just hired some junkie outside of his Tenderloin apartment in SF to LARP as LINKjesus. Like what if Sergey dressed him nicely, gave him a phone and beer and a flight to NYC?Fuck that LINKjesus is based, 1000k EOY
>>11997586shes got her fist wound up be careful don't get fucked up by pajeeta
>>11998072C H I N K L I N K
>>12000268I'm uncomfortable with you not capitalizing Tiger Mommy's name.
>>11997545Good beer, t. they have this in Australia for some reason
>>12001054Getting a tinge of fomo, might get another bag tonight
>>11997545Hahahaha holy shit.dib fedora
>>12001322Checked and I’ll be accumulating all year.
>>11998111legit cried, thank you
>>11998111>>11998872
>>11997673Include me in the screencap
Riddle anon here. Popping up to say hello. I love you. The miltary level connections, the AI usecases, the spelling mistakes... It's all true. Keep believing, stay deluded. The truth is out there.
>>11998111lmao, good job fren
>>11997515the pajeet of course
>>12001322>>12001400gonna sell one of my kidneys to buy more LINKies
>>12001622Plz be real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whgpsBZtgWU&feature=youtu.be
>>12001908>>12001901
>>12001828Sell them both, double your stack, then you won’t accidentally sell too early cuz you’ll be kill.
>>12001901It is all real. We have already made it. I love you all. The truth is out there.
>>12001935Is there anything to look forward to until next year riddle anon?
>>12002031suicide
>>12002031Not that I'm aware of. To understand Chainlink in a deep level is to install a mindset in which something to look forward is very relative. For me a much talked about SWIFT partnership announcement would be minor news at this point.
>>12000660>"god please no 4chan ok?"This but unironically
>>12000660Tiger mommy is aware kek post it
>>12002153Yea, maybe I’m focusing too much on the stuff like price action. May as well just go with the flow. What can you say about the military connections?
>>12001070What the fuck manThis is seriously fucked upImagine having someone say this about youThis is a weird and cringy af thing to say about anyone, but adelyn isn't a public figure, she's just trying to do a job for a company some crazy internet racists like. You only even really know about her due to people stalking the team, so try to keep the creepiness down, dude
>>11998143fucking underrated my man
>>12002305The onions is dripping from your unwashed cunt
>>12002305>>>/r/eddit
>>12001622>>12001935>we already made iti love you riddleanonalso good thread jesusanon
>>12002305I agree with this anon. All this “you have to go back” shit is cringe and edgelord as fuck. I’ve been on 4chan for over a decade now and targeting individuals who never did anything to deserve it was never part of 4chan culture. Trolling and harassing random innocent people in a harmless way was always part of 4chan, and targeting people who did something wrong or deserved it was also part of 4chan culture, but Adelyn is just trying to do her job and the only reason she’s getting so much negative attention is because she’s female. Yes it’s ok to joke around, memes are fine, even Nazi ones, fat Sergey, these are harmless, but actually fucking bothering her in public? In an elevator? A closed space with no escape? Fuck that’s low. Imagine if that happened to you - you’re a woman, who already has to deal with harassment from regular people, now has to deal with 4chan freaks harassing her. I’m sure if she saw comments about impregnating her these would make her genuinely afraid some insane incel from here will try to rape her and I wouldn’t be surprised if someone actually tried to do this at some point.Man-child linklets need to grow the fuck up and seriously lay off. I seriously hope she has the strength to brush this shit off and won’t actually quit the job because of this shit.
>>11998872Just want to be part of this epic bread.
>>11997137Kek, brutal.
>>12000892best question!but serg wont spill it. swift gonna announce their open-api functionality themselves.
>>11997670not unless I get the milk
Does this piece of shit own more than one fucking shirt?Can't he even pretend to dress like a person to be taken seriously?
>>12003353Trolling and harassing isn't always harmless from this site."hackers on steroids""consequences will never be the same""an hero"etc.I want to start by saying that I'm not condoning what is happening, but you can't come in here and say you're a veteran and then say "this is how 4chan is" because you're wrong. You feel specifically that this is low. I agree. But I won't generalize and lie about the entire history of this site to fit my argument.tl;dr You're retarded and need to go back.
>>12003771When before has a random woman who works for a company of interest been stalked to the point that she got harassed in an enclosed space in real life? I wouldn’t be surprised if this escalates further, too. I’m saying that trying to defend this behaviour with “you need to go back” is fucking dumb as shit. It’s fucking unacceptable behaviour EVEN for 4channers.
>>11997267>10 person Meetup>In one of largest cities in the world
>>12003890>>12003771i too support what you guis are saying, ffs leave this woman alone, its really not funny and is more than likely frightening.yes theres been a lot of deplorable behaviour on trollable individuals, much of which I dd not agree with or participate in at the time- but harassing this particular victim is counterproductive and inexplicable.
Lmao 4chan caused Chainlinks rise and it’s fall at the same time. This is why autism is a blessing and a curse. In their mind they think they’re special but in a normies mind they’re a fucking lunatic. It’s a shame really. I wish they’d wake up.
good to know that this was a dev focused meet up where some biz idiots went to ask the most retarded questions i have ever heard. Good job guys we are really on the path to $1000 eoy, keep at it!
Hi asl
>>12001917>tfw alternate timeline where Sergey works on Ada instead of link