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First conference meeting at my new job, someone is sitting at the table wearing this watch, what should I think about him?

>> No.11994143

>>11994108
i have this watch, am i your new boss?

>> No.11994180

>>11994108
He's super rich

>> No.11994188
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>>11994108
I wear this watch whenever I am planning to fuck a colleagues mom in the ass without a condom.
>Guess who's mom is gonna get fucked in the ass rookie!

>> No.11994215

>>11994108
no-nonsense utilitarian

>> No.11994253

>>11994108
the bin laden swag

>> No.11994264

>>11994108
ONE OF US

>> No.11994348

Lol enjoy being the weird guy anon

>> No.11994350
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11994350

Any data analysts here who can explain this?

>> No.11994364

>>11994108
Intelligent and thrifty.

>> No.11994372
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>>11994108
23 mins and no ham wrist posters
whats the deal /biz/?

>> No.11994385

>>11994108
>the year 2018
>owning a watch

why? Even smartwatches are little more than gimmicks, the only reason I think men still wear them is because they want to wear jewelry but don't want to look like women.

>> No.11994420

>>11994385
I know, i dont own one since my phone tells time. But was still curious.

>> No.11994434

>>11994108

I think anyone who has their watch set to 24 hour time is pretentious

>> No.11994445
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11994445

>casio

this is what peak performance looks like

>> No.11994462

>>11994434
Or he is not a retard burger

>> No.11994472

>>11994462

> doesn't know if it's AM or PM without looking at his watch.
Ya, everyone else is the retarded one.

>> No.11994548

>>11994472
If (number>12):
hour=PM

Else:
hour= AM

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>>11994108
>he didn't buy the gold
Must be a fag...

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11994669

In my younger years, I wore one of these

>> No.11994680

12 hour time is retarded, much like the imperial unit system. Burgers in general love retarded obsolete shit.

>> No.11994690

>>11994385
I wear a watch so I don't have to look at my phone
Better productivity

>> No.11994746

check his suitcase for explosives

>> No.11994776

>>11994643
>>11994108

Distilled autism.

Only the most oblivious of mongoloids wear watches anymore.

>> No.11994806

>>11994350
kek

>> No.11994836

>>11994776
t. Fedora

>> No.11994890

>>11994385
>>11994420
>>11994643
I wear a wristwatch so that I don't have to pull out the phone everytime.
You know, in many circles it's considered rude to pull out a phone during a meeting or conversation. You'll understand when you grow up.

>> No.11995635

>>11994108
>someone is sitting at the table wearing this watch, what should I think about him?
Is he arab? Probably a terrorist desu those things are great for making DIY explosives.
Or at least, so I've heard..

>> No.11995652

>>11994890
Checking watch can also be considered rude, though arguably it's more subtle and thus easier to get away with.

Still, watches are kind of retarded considering.

>> No.11996503

>>11994680
Benjamin, take your sperg pills.

>> No.11996517

>>11994434
I was in the military so even as a civilian I find it much simpler. Just like as an American, I still find metric must simpler than our system.

>> No.11996530

>>11994108
he fucks

>>11994643
nigger

>> No.11996574

>>11994108

Not a slave to idiotic masculine ideals about dumping tens of thousands of $ (aka literal months of your life) into a shit mechanical watch that is worse at its intended function than something that costs less than $10.

So basically they're smart. Become friends with that guy. Owning an expensive watch is the most NPC thing to ever NPC.

>> No.11996578

>>11994108
He is alpha as fuck

>> No.11996658

>>11994108

Poss prior military, Most common watch at basic training.

>> No.11996738

>>11994690
this

>> No.11996753

>>11994472
>not spending your entire life trading in your mom's basement
never gonna make it

>> No.11996769

>>11994669
looking sweet