/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11988516
So I put my hands up, they're playing my song, and the butterflies fly away.

Link will be $0.50 eoy.

said the increasingly nervous bagholder for the 7th time this week

OP I think you're full of shit, but thanks for reminding me about the event tomorrow.

shut the fuck up im sick of all the larps. This will followed by a dump, a slow climb up, and then there will be ANOTHER larp planned.

fuck off.

>>11988537
50 cent honesty seems unlikely at this point. I would be satisfied if we don't dump more in the next few months

>>11988516

Any streams of our savior Sergey tomorrow? And what time?

>>11988543
Which event is tomorrow? Anyone got a december list of events?

>>11988531
I want to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly

>>11988516
>WEE WOO WEE WOO

>>11988551
This so much.

>>11988572
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/smart-contracts-securely-connecting-smart-contracts-to-off-chain-data-tickets-52847943622

>>11988551
My sweet summer child
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is, isn’t it?
;)

>>11988645
ahh the nyc one thank you
I hope there is a stream

>>11988561
>>11988676
A stream of his stream? He won't even be live. It will change anything.

>>11988516
literally just said im not showing up to my boss you fucking better be right

A anon can only take so much failure, please don't be larping

>>11988516
all partnerships announced today.
mainnet on 25th.
1000$ eoy
the digits wouldn't lie to us, kek wouldn't deceive his followers

>>11989044
uhhhh checked

>>11989044
checking
in the name of kek

Thank you

>>11988516
>don’t bother showing up to work tomorrow
Taking your advice regardless.

checked and kek'd

>>11989044
stinky christmas to all and to all a good night

tfw holding >250k but will still go to work tomorrow.

if the announcement is good I will announce a mysterious illness and bunk though. godspeed, Sergey.

>>11989044
Like Osiris & Jesuschrist, the chosen one was born on 25 December. Kek wills it. Also checked

>>11989044
I'm sorry for FUDing, Kek. I've been a link holder all along.

>>11988551
Literally this. Mainnet next year at this rate.

>>11989760
Kek has spoken, anon. Mainnet tomorrow.

>>11989739
"Wealth can only be accumulated by the earnings of industry and the savings of frugality." John Tyler (10th president of the United States)

1000 neet suicides eoy

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Chainlink. The technology is extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of theoretical cryptoanalytics and networking most of its features will go over a typical trader's head. There's also Sergey's charismatic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Ludwig Wittgenstein literature, for instance. The Link Marines understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this technology, to realize that it's not just another crypto- it's something that can change LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Chainlink truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Link's classic meme catchphrase "pee pee poo poo" which itself is a cryptic reference to Satoshi Nakamoto's signature. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sergey Nazarov's genius unfolds itself on their daily life. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>11988516
Not pumping your bags, sorry

1 The world is everything that is the case.
1.1 The world is the totality of facts, not of things.
1.11 The world is determined by the facts, and by these being all the
facts.
1.12 For the totality of facts determines both what is the case, and
also all that is not the case.
1.13 The facts in logical space are the world.
1.2 The world divides into facts.

>>11989767
>Scriptfags are an ancient Egyptian god.

>>11989800
Checked
I missed this pasta. I’ll be helping the team tomorrow btw. AMA.

>>11989834
Whats the conference about? Presumably its not just the same talking points sergeys been giving over and over. What's so "developer focused" in this meetup?

>>11989755
Checked. You will make it fren.

>>11989847
Idk, but it’s two hours, every other talk spergay has given has been 30 min. I am not a dev but I can’t wait to see what he’s gonna lay on all our dapp developers, the ones who will really bring value to the decentralized aspect of the network.

>>11988559
>eoy
>it's december
>next few months
this is why they don't like us at /reddit/

sergey gonna get arrested live on stage. dont miss it

WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW PLS TELL ME NOW

>>11989948
The singularity

Hello, the TA for link has a bad case of "lateral chop." I wouldn't expect any kind of significant price action here until the longer distributions significantly compress.

After such a long period of sustained downward price action on a majority of altcoins their relative mean reversion positions are going to be obscene. ELF and AST are playing that out predictably now for example. I would stay out of LINK until there's significant weighting of mean period volatility

>>11989973
In English doc!

>>11989948

>>11989287

>>11990111
it means wait about 4 days to see if it breaks the trend or not

>>11990125
Actually, the trend is broken and the longest overexpanded mean has already been reverted to. We need a trend to START in order to get an opinion

>>11989973
>sustained downward price action
>rising for months
Did you even read that before you posted?

>>11990163
other altcoins have had sustained downward price action so they are favorable to trade.

Link has been trending upwards and is now consolidating so it is not favorable to trade.

I really don't think i made it that hard to understand.

>>11989044
Checked

>>11988551
This is actually good for swing trading

>>11989044
Checked and redpilled

>>11989769
I love these

Imagine thinking the implementation of LINK would need its own ecosystem

Imagine taking financial advice on biz from literal memes

Imagine thinking this meme coin is ever going to be worth $350,000,000,000

Imagine the type of delusion you need to believe even a little bit of this shit

Imagine your life being so shit that your only hope of salvation is buying $100 of some shitcoin after the crypto craze has already ended and thinking you're still going to get rich

>>11989800
Yup

>>11989834
>not being on rebbit

>>11988516
Wtf its dumping op. I literally sent a notice of quitting to my boss already. You lied to me.

>>11990584
Imagine spending your time posting the same boring tired copy pasted fud day in and day out and deluding yourself into thinking it has any effect on anyone that reads it.

>>11989044
Checked
All linkies make it

>>11989044
xmas mainnet?
HIGHLY IRREGULAR
but i like it
1000eoy bishes

>>11991309
sauce? ty

>>11989755
Wow, seriously checked, you are clearly forgiven marine.

Just kek at your brainlets going on about how Sergey is going to be presenting for 2 hours. The fucking meetup is 2 hours, not his talk. He'll give his usual 20-30 minute spiel that he's been giving for a year now and the rest of the time will be a meet and greet where devs will just be talking with each other. Goddamn some of you guys are dumb as fuck

>>11989044
Nolinkers BTFO

>>11991822
Fudders btfo, dubs confirm.

>>11991933
BOOM

>>11988516
Oy vey, Schlomo!

>>11991894

Unforunately this.

(26k links)

>>11989044
keked kek kekkekked

>>11988580
I like where we are.
When we drive
In your car

>>11989044

$1000 eoy

>>11991894
This. It's a developer meetup. They happen every day in NYC. There will be no announcements.

>>11989044
So I guess it’s time to put my resignation letter through then.

its over