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You have $15k sitting around in your bank account doing nothing.

Stipulations:
>Investment options
>Money goes byebye end of next week
>Maximize increase in value

Length of investment time doesnt really matter. Is the answer s&p 500 even though the market is what it is?

>> No.11987539
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This thread is toxic. Everyone report to mods to delete.

>> No.11987551

>>11987275
oil and gas calls

>> No.11987556

2 & 6

>> No.11987565

>>11987275
You leave it because that's your emergency fund

>> No.11987566
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>>11987539
Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes and you make it!
FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
I AM RICH
I AM WEALTHY
I AM A MILLIONAIRE
LINK HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCE
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY LINK BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you all

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40% s&p, 50% Nvda, 10% bond market index fund

>> No.11987575

>>11987539
Is this reddit? If not then go fuck yourself

>> No.11987589

>>11987275
I would sell naked calls on natural gas

>> No.11987908

>>11987565
Unless you have children this advice sucks. Let that 15k make money for you, go high risk

>> No.11987961

>>11987275
Unironically all in on RLC

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>>11987539
>mfw everyone on the planet is equal
This has to be bait, or just a lost redditfag

>> No.11988068

>>11987908
I have no kids and I have no reason not to throw 15k away

what kinds of high risk shenans should I get myself into. dont say bitcoin. dont say dogecoin.

>> No.11988080

>>11988068
xrp (unironically)

>> No.11988271

>>11987539
lost me at memes

>> No.11988419

>>11987556
2 is nice she looks fun, 1 looks like a total cunt who gets a bunch of cucks where she has no tits

3 looks fun too
6 looks like slut

>> No.11989067

>>11988419
what, in your opinion is the difference between fun and a slut? they seem pretty synonymous to me. just wondering why you made the distinction?

>> No.11989189

>>11987275
only the one to the far right is attractive.
>>11987551
>gas

btw op you're a faggot. I am very knowledgeable about this topic but I won't give you advice because you're trying to use the power of thots to attract people to your thread

>> No.11989214

backing 1.05 favorites on Australian greyhound racing TOTE ONLY and if it feels iffy citibet is about to assram you

>> No.11989304

>>11988068

Hi joe

>> No.11990241

>>11987566
You are a MANIAC

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>>11987539
NEVER

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>>11989189
Generally thats the only thing I can give anyone, at least right off the bat without asking, and most people appreciate some nice bods. I'm sorry your dont appreciate my offering and especially for offending your extremely high standards. You must have an excellent looking gf.