/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11968523
just walk up to them and say "ladies you are looking good tonight!", then just walk away.

>>11968523
looks like nobody there

>>11968535
This

>>11968535
why are you the same color as the OP? that's just wrong

I'm not going to post the people you idiots.

>>11968535
Based

>>11968546
why? post them and we will tell you which one is your best bet.

Give them a sly smile and a wink

I am experiencing second hand embarrassment already

Bow to them and say kanbawa

Ok this is the one I've been walking behind her for 10 minutes now taking pictures. She looked back really quickly but I was able to duck out of the way in time. Please help

>>11968523
i was at barnes and noble once reading my book before i buy it, like i always do and this lady asks to sit next to me and i say, "sure". but in my mind i'm thinking, there's like 20 other chairs available, wtf is her deal? then, she interrupts me on 3 separate occasions to ask me about my book. i give her terse answers, bc bitch i'm trying to read my fucking book so i'll know whether i want to buy it or not. i finally finish reading my book and decide to purchase it. she just sits there with this weird look on her face while i go to check out. fucking women, what is their deal?

>>11968586
Jesus Christ dude GTFO out of there before the cops arrest you

>>11968586
She looks qt
Go grab her boob

>>11968648
Lmfaoooooooiiiiiidndhajxbjans

ask them if they saw the fight outside then pull a coin from behind their ear then insult them then smack their ass I think that's the order, trying to remember from that 20,000 dollar pick up artist seminar I attended in 2004

>>11968586
well she seems to be walking around looking for something. you may distract her and she won't be happy about that. look for those who are just sitting and pretend to be reading and appear bored.

otoh she does look cute. i dunno.

Yeah OP look for "love" while being a virgin. When you fell in love that won't give her a huge leverage over you. Pathetic virgin, never had a girlfriend and he thinks I'm all he has You are asking for a leash.

>>11968586
knock the book from her hand
when she goes to pick it up, just rape her and leave

>>11968523
Just rape

>>11968586
OP you fucking creep lmao

>>11968535
heh, still got it

>>11968692
>just rape 06:42
>>11968699
>Just rape 07:15
wtf

>>11968586
GO FOR IT OP,

YOU ONLY HAVE CHANCE AT LIFE AND TO LIVE IN FEAR IS TO NOT LIVE AT ALL

>>11968741
one chance*

>>11968682
I hate that we live in a world where the stalkers are pure of heart and the Chads are basically devils on your shoulder.

Okay GUYS I'M REALLY FUCKED OKAY FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>11968586
>Soooo... you like books, huh?

>>11968796
what did you do, retard?

>>11968768
You are a faggot too.

>>11968586
say these exact words to her-
ALRIGHT YOU HAVE TO STOP FOR A SECOND.
YOURE A GIRL.
SO THAT MEANS YOURE NATURALLY GOOD AT BUYING PEOPLE PRESENTS.
>disregard her reaction, even if she laughs
IM REALLY STRUGGLING HERE, IM TRYING TO BUY A BOOK FOR MY MOTHER.
>she might ask what shes into
NOT REALLY SURE DESU, SOME GRILY STUFF LIKE PERIOD FICTION.
I REALLY WANT TO GET HER SOMETHING NICE FOR CHRISTMAS INSTEAD OF JUST A STUPID VOUCHER BUT I'VE NO IDEA ON THIS STUFF

she will help you.
ask her her name, tell her youve forgotten what a book store looks like as you only read ebooks.
she will like this.
before you part ways, ask her her name, say thank you, tell her shes just saved you loads of time and will make your mom really happy.
OH HEY IVE GOT A FEW MINUTES NOW, WANT TO COME HAVE A COFFEE OR SOMETHING?

if she says no then youve done your best, if she says yes get married.

>>11968796
post some pictures

>>11968535

Alpha

>>11968820
the word choice is extremely cringe and will most likely creep a girl out but the general idea isn't awful

>>11968820
>if she says no
who the fucking would say no if you ask politely? that would be so awkward. if i were a grill i wouldn't have the courage to say no.

>>11968832
its not, its important that she sees you as being a bit rough around the edges with regards to etiquette, its ok to assume shes good at buying stuff because shes a girl. saying you want to get something nice for your mother is what makes it endearing.

women want to manipulate you

>>11968832
>the word choice is extremely cringe and will most likely creep a girl out
this should be obvious. look where you are....on a friday night.

FUCK SAKES okay guys holy shit I got into an user and I'm running away now. I approached her and she saw me taking a picture of her ass from behind and I said she was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I wanted to get to know her she screamed for security and I sprinted out of the store and ran 4 blocks and got in an uber I am now driving home. FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY CAN'T I LEARN HOW TO APPROACH WOMEN FUCK

>>11968627
The autism on this one
If this is real she wanted to suck your benis and you blew it

>>11968820
This is unironically decent advice.
>>11968832
I’m not a native English speaker so idk about the exact wording, but saying things like this has worked great for me in the past. It’s a lot better than pick up lines.

>>11968868
What

>>11968811
Nah, I'm an intellectual. You're nothing but dirt to me.

>>11968871
>she wanted to suck your benis and you blew it
impossible. she had an engagement ring on.
>If this is real
that's exactly how it happened

>>11968741
This is probably the best advice.

Please guys you have to help me how can I approach women without them freaking out

>>11968586
Tell her this
>please will you go out with me, i'll do anything, and I might start crying right here in the bookstore if you don't. I'll also follow you around crying and asking you what is wrong with me that you don't like, so please say yes, PLEASE.

>>11968998
Do you have the pics? Post here and prov the last pics. If it checks out we will help you

OP don't worry we have you're back. Only if you aren't a larp

>>11968998
Okay, listen anon I don't usually do this but you seem desperate. Here are the steps I make sure to follow when I pick up girls. You need to sound confident but not cocky. Practice to tone it. Second step is to assess them, usually you can tell something about people by just looking at them. Once you know what type of person they are and what they are into (guessing) ask a question like "Oh is that the new x brand purse that just came out? My little sister has been bugging me for one, may I ask where you bought it? Now you have their attention. In this example when she reaches for the purse and looks at it make sure to swiftly position yourself behind her and rape her. This is the only chance you'll have anon. Do it.

>>11969104
Idiot