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11967262 No.11967262 [Reply] [Original]

"So Anon how is your internet money doing?"

"Remember, I won't date anyone worth under $1 million."

Wat do?

>> No.11967272

>>11967262
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.11967287
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11967287

Not interested. I can pay for better looking escorts and why in the fuck would I want to live with a shallow whore whose only plus, her looks, will eventually bore me and I'll want something more?

>> No.11967293

shes kinda ugly

>> No.11967297

>>11967272
>360
>Walk away
You would literally be right back where you started and would walk right into the thing you were walking away from

>> No.11967301

>>11967272
So walk directly into her?

>> No.11967309

>>11967272
It's a 180° you fucking retard

>> No.11967316

>>11967297
>>11967301
Yeah this. Op you might want to get your gre

>> No.11967320

>>11967297
>>11967301

Wanna know how I know you're new?

>> No.11967323

>>11967262
Why do people post these threads that are literally toxic for the mind?

>> No.11967324

>>11967297
>>11967301
>>11967309
>being this new

>>11967272
Got 'em

>> No.11967328

>>11967309
>>11967301
>>11967297
embarassing

>> No.11967332

>>11967297
>>11967301
>>11967309
>>11967316
You have to go back

>> No.11967333

>>11967320
>>11967324
>>11967328
>taking the bait

>> No.11967350

>>11967320
>>11967324
>being this gay
Wanna know how I know your both faggots?

>> No.11967358

>>11967262
>"Remember, I won't date anyone worth under $1 million."
There's the door

>> No.11967362

Are you guys fucking gay she's a 10/10. That body is insane

>> No.11967375

>>11967362
She's attractive

But it's just this guy thinks that 360° is 180°.

>> No.11967381
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>>11967350

How?

>> No.11967387

360 is a CIRCLE

>> No.11967400

>>11967362
>bad lower facial third
>literally breaking her back to stick her ass out
>large forehead
yeah she's not ugly but nowhere near 10/10

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>>11967272
>>11967287
>>11967293
>>11967297
>>11967301
>>11967309
>>11967316
>>11967320
>>11967323
>>11967324
>>11967328
>>11967332
>>11967333
>>11967350
>>11967358
>>11967375
>>11967387
>be me
>be never gonna make it
>be chainlink
>be 1000° EOY
>t. fw

>> No.11967431

Tell her i have 360 millions worth of BTC..s straight larp to fuck the shit out of her. The make her lend me some money, with the pretext I have to cash out some tomorrow.

>> No.11967446
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>>11967272
FUCKING NEWFAGS TROLLED. NOW GO TO BED.

>> No.11967464
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>>11967400
i think this is the same bitch. Looks better here

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>>11967297
>>11967301
>>11967309
>>11967316
>>11967375
>>11967387

>> No.11967495

>>11967262
She’s ugly snywya

>> No.11967519

>>11967262
She's at a comic con. You can see the cosplayers in the background. She probably has low self esteem and would back out of that statement if you called her out. Also, push her off the balcony.

>> No.11967529

I got two (you) and I was only pretending to be retarded fucking trolled


does anyone know the conversion rate of (you)/updoots

>> No.11967970
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>>11967323
Because it's Friday night and I'm bored af, and tired of all the same shitcoin shill threads on biz.

Btw, if it helps you make this less toxic for your mind, this specific chick is dating an avg. guy who is neither a millionaire, nor super buff/fit/etc. pic related

>> No.11967989

>>11967309
Kek

>> No.11968009

>>11967272
So many newfags falling for obvious bait kek.

>> No.11968412

>>11967293
Gonna have to agree with this. I see average girls all the time who I find more attractive. Also, like hell I'm going to stick with a single stuck-up whore if I /make it/. I'd rather have a harem, or just a nice regular girl.

>> No.11968430

>>11967272
>360

youd walk forward retard

>> No.11968434

>>11967262
Well, I've never hard $1m, so I guess I keep lying to her.

>> No.11968439

>>11967262
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11968443

>>11968430
I think he said it as a joke? Not very funny?

>> No.11968456

>>11967262
>>11967464
This is her YOUTUBE channel
https://youtu.be/8I-VFd19M5w

>> No.11968464

>>11968456
Just reported her to the IRS

>> No.11968503
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11968503

>>11968443

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-they-call-it-an-xbox-360

It's a joke with its origins starting with the xbox 360

>> No.11968509

>>11968434
> I've never hard $1m
No penis is worth that much

>> No.11968879

>>11967297
>>11967301
>>11967309
r/crypto is that way

>> No.11968958

>>11967309
>>11967316
>>11967350
>>11967375

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11969052

>>11968456
>lispy meatbag needs to get choked out

>> No.11969152

>>11968456
post her before pic. it's very edifying

>> No.11969154

>>11967262
Shoot for a double leg and choke her out.

>> No.11969156

>>11967262
She got a weird nose

>> No.11969483

>>11967272
Don't you mean turn 540 degrees?

>> No.11969496

>>11967262
and i don't date gold diggers

later

>> No.11969502

>>11967272
I honestly believe there are anons on this board like you who would be millionaires if you just trusted your ridiculous sense of humor and posted Youtube videos all day long.

>> No.11969503

>>11967262
If I was a millionaire I wouldn't be dating some high maintenance, money wasting, attention whoring thot. I would also make sure absolutely no one would ever be able to guess I was rich by dressing casually and driving a fucking kia around.

>> No.11969530
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11969530

Turn 1080 degrees and walk away

>> No.11969533

>>11969503
>no one would ever be able to guess I was rich by dressing casually and driving a fucking kia around.
You don't have to drive a fucking Kia. Live in a big city and you can just do the casual part, but drive a Ferrari. No one you know will see you.

>> No.11969550

>>11967362
Shes a 7/10, fake tits

>> No.11969564

>>11967362
Shes a 7/10, fake tits. Couldnt even handle being an instathot since she ragequit

>> No.11969595

>>11967362
Yo I think you might be attracted to little boys. Are you Catholic by any chance? She's hot but way too thin and doesn't possess a beautiful face.

>> No.11969802

>>11969502
This meme is like 10 years old.

>> No.11969883

>>11967262
500 usd/hr.

>> No.11969933
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>>11967301
>>11967297
>>11967309
>>11968430
>>11968443

>> No.11970059

>>11967272
I can't believe people don't realise what this means. You make a full turn, then walk backwards. Jeesh..

>> No.11970074

>>11967272
>>11967287
>>11967293
>>11967297
>>11967301
>>11967309
>>11967316
>>11967320
>>11967323
>>11967324
>>11967328
>>11967332
>>11967333
>>11967350
>>11967358
>>11967362
>>11967375
id fuck her. saved her instagram page to jerk off to later. onto the next one

>> No.11970103

>>11969483
Nah, if was really important, I'd turn 720 degrees before walking away

>> No.11970131

>>11967262
1. rape her
2. call her a prostitute
3. pay for sex with DBC and.....
4. leave her holding the bags
5. laugh like this: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11970182

>>11967262
i dont care about the roastie but that hip bag is cool af. Did you guys notice the thigh strap? That bag is way more interesting than the cunt its attached to.

>> No.11970191

>>11967297
>>11967301
>>11967309

Newfags

>> No.11970215

>>11967262
This is what I'd do

"Please babe wait 1 month more, my Lord Sergey is about to drop the mainnet"

"Ok Anon. I trust you ;). See ya in a month"

"K.Bye"

>> No.11970786

>>11967297
newfag

>> No.11970822

>>11967262

S T I C C

>> No.11970847

>>11967262
thank god I'm gay

>> No.11970854

>>11970847
Genetic failure

>> No.11971443
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11971443

>>11969530
this anon is right!

>> No.11971460

Turn 1,296,000 degrees and walk away. At a rate of one radian per second, it would take two hours to complete the movement. By that time, she's got bored and walked away herself

>> No.11971484

>>11967262
what the fuck is wrong with her back?

>> No.11971585

>>11971460

By my calculations this is the most correct answer

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11971620

>>11967272
Made my day anon. Based

>> No.11971749

>won't date under 1 million
Lol she'll have dry overies in her 30s while rich men are fucking sub 27 year olds on the reg.

>> No.11971868

>>11969533
I wouldn't waste money in a depreciating asset like that though. Kias are tight as fugg

>> No.11972150

>>11967332
You keep telling me I need to go back, but WHERE??? Jesus fucking Christ, this site is a mess.

>> No.11972183

You know why girls are cocky af and only want 10/10 Chad's? Because you worship these ugly slags and inflate their egos

>> No.11972369

>>11967262
I don't date whores. I only use them for temporary satisfaction.

>> No.11972430

>>11968464
based and redpilled

>> No.11972470

>>11967262
Find another girl.

>> No.11972541

>>11967272
Kek. Indeed.

Shoutouts to all these young lads who are to literal to get the joke. Y’all really are some basement dwelling prebubesant nerds.

>> No.11973109

>>11972541
no mate, your just a spastic.

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>>11967262
lol 3D
Just Monika.

>> No.11973135

>>11973109
(this is a test)

>> No.11973257

>Q: >>11967262

>A: why do you think your pussy is worth 1 mil if Stacy#3 at the club is selling hers for <100$?

>> No.11973474

>>11967272
fpbp

>> No.11973504
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Be a Chad and pump and dump her for free

>> No.11973510

>>11971868
It's kind of a double edged sword.
On the one hand, you're right, they depreciate and are expensive as fuck to maintain (especially if you want a service record trail).
But on the other, it's an incredibly bad ass experience, and to be able to do it whenever is golden.

>> No.11973531

>>11967262

> nice_ass.jpg

>> No.11973546

>>11967262
Those pants make her look unnaturally and disgustingly thin, although I don't see ribs so not anorexia? Very strange

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>>11967297
oh nonononononononon

>> No.11973564

>>11967297
Is it summer already?

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>>11967320
wanna know how I know you're new?

>> No.11973604

>>11973546
Can you just imagine, her whole body is like made up of meat?
Who would ever let that happen to themselves?

>> No.11973614

>>11967272
Never fails to trigger the tards. Top Tier bait.

>> No.11974263
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>>11973546
she's thicc though

>> No.11974306

>>11967272
>>11967297
>>11967301
>>11967309
>>11967387

Trolls trolling trolls
Fucking niggers

>> No.11974392

>>11967262
>>11974263
She looks so much better from the side.

>> No.11974418

https://my.exscudo.com

>> No.11974429

this are the best treads

>> No.11974449
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>>11967272
>>11967316
Bait Inception

No one knows who is baiting or being bait.

>> No.11974454

>>11967297
welcome new fren now go back

>> No.11974970

>>11968464
Thanks.

>> No.11975611

>>11971620
God I wish this were me

>> No.11976130

>>11975611
jjust buy xlm then, it's the same feeling

>> No.11976185

>>11967262
NEXT!

>> No.11976197

>>11968456
>https://youtu.be/8I-VFd19M5w

The power bottom exercise at 6:00.

>> No.11976253

>>11976197
wtf man women truly are weak as shit