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11959436 No.11959436 [Reply] [Original]

>be globally recognized certified world class security expert
>hack satoshi's genesis block with his tulip supercomputer after cracking away at it for years with stolen taxpayer money
>hack mt. gox and steal 300k bitcoins
>hack an air-gapped laptop to sign genesis block for gavin andreson with ecdsa exploit you invented
>hack twitter and steal the @satoshi to shitpost satoshi signatures for the luls
>hack satoshi's p2pfoundation page to post 'nour' and kek as everybody freaks out
the absolute madman hacker can't keep getting away with this! we have to protect satoshi from this evil hackerman

>> No.11960413

Really great perspective.

>> No.11960424
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11960424

>>11959436
The hacker known as 4chin

>> No.11960431
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11960431

orange man bad

>> No.11960445

>>11959436
I would not want to mess with this guy

>> No.11960451

nah, this scammer is just a cryptography enthusiast

>> No.11960482

>>11959436
These are all things he hasn't done.
And yet bizlets still freak out as if he actually did them.