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I'm about to open up a PC shop. Help me name it /biz/

>> No.11959007

Computer World

>> No.11959014

>>11959000
Computer Parts Emporium
To save money on signage, abbreviate "computer" and "parts"

>> No.11959017

>>11959000
Curry City

>> No.11959021

Micro Mike
Data Dave's

>> No.11959024

>>11959000
jizz-by-the-gallon pc repair

>> No.11959031

>>11959007
actually pretty good. Alternatively PC world

>> No.11959037

>>11959000

1488 Gas The Jews Inc.

>> No.11959039

>>11959017
not indian tho

>> No.11959042

>>11959000
Tech Faggots

>> No.11959045

"We had niggers build these computers"

>> No.11959046

>>11959000
Pc peer
computer comrade

>> No.11959053

>>11959000
Dank pc memes can melt HDD tray beams!

>> No.11959061

>>11959000
GAMER STORE
to attract all the shitty hipsters & teens

>> No.11959062

>>11959039
PC Wok Inn.

>> No.11959071

>>11959053
Das a Good slogan

>> No.11959072

>>11959000
PC MASTER RACE

>> No.11959073

>>11959000

CHAINLINK COMPUTERS INC

>> No.11959076

We repair computers and tablets while you wait! Also phones and USB sticks! Is your SD card (your camera has one!) broken? Then we will fix it too! Come in now, have a coffee and wait! Wait till we fix it, and that's all you have to do! We fix it, you drink coffee, simple as that! We also got tea if you want, or some cola but that's $1 each - Store

>> No.11959081

>>11959000
Bits and Pieces.

>> No.11959086

Parts N Sharts

>> No.11959087

!! -- COMPUTER -- !!

>> No.11959091

>>11959000
Kikelicious Tech
"deals fresh from the oven!"

>> No.11959094

- - - - - - PC STORE - - - - - -
BRRRRRRRRAAPPP!! SAYS THE CPU

Come in, and we'll sniff your parts

>> No.11959103

>>11959000
Bits and Bytes

>> No.11959110

>>11959014
underrated

>> No.11959125

Bitcom

>> No.11959127

HARD AND SOFTWARE STORE
FOR ALL YOUR HARD AND SOFTWARE
STORE

>> No.11959135

CONFIDO COMPUTERS

>> No.11959138

personal computer shop

>> No.11959142

non-personal computer shop

>> No.11959146

LINK 1K$ EOY

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>>11959014
this is the best one so far

>> No.11959159

The Game

>> No.11959165

>>11959000
Trips Get Tech Hole

>> No.11959170

WHAT'S A FONT?

>> No.11959175

>>11959000
mr robot

>> No.11959178

>>11959000
Putaz

>> No.11959185

>>11959000
Few tips, since the image you posted is a horrible example of a PC shop:

No carpet, no white and grey colourscheme, no putting hardware neatly in a horizontal row, no employees with tucked in polos.

Do make a game corner, where kids can playtest some games. People in the shop will attract more people. Do make a 'build your own' area, with 1 staff assisting them. People love to watch that shit.

Name it 'Query'

>> No.11959186

>>11959159
i lost god damn it

>> No.11959194

tick tock machines

>> No.11959203

>>11959000
Cucksters Computers

>> No.11959205

Watches and other Jewelry

>> No.11959206

>>11959000
Computer Rebooter

>> No.11959213

Tiffany & Co(mputers)

>> No.11959236

>>11959185
Unironically good advice

Also, "Node"

>> No.11959248

>>11959185
Actual good answer.

>> No.11959265

>>11959236
>>11959248
You guys must be literally retarded.

'Build your own'-area... TOP FUCKING KEK.
1 staff assisting some ADHD fatso kid that will never buy anything. Nice $3000 a month thrown away.

Fuck this board is full of autists

>> No.11959267

Name it “Bitcorns dead mate”

>> No.11959268

>>11959000
Is a pc shop even worth it nowadays when you can just order everything online? i mean the only purpose of a pc shop is to bring your pc to when its broken. and how often does that occure ?

>> No.11959284

>>11959268
it is going to be online mostly. the actual store will be more of an office or a warehouse

>> No.11959287

>>11959268
It'd be nice to have a place to get same day RAM or power supply at normal prices.

>> No.11959288

>>11959265
It's a fucking service to help people assemble computers that they've already bought.

>> No.11959307
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>>11959288
as a customer i want to have the employee assemble the computer, not do it myself while everybody's watching me like a fucking monkey.
Holy shit

>> No.11959319

>>11959000
Blockchain Computers

>> No.11959334

>>11959307
It's targeted towards normies, not you, you fucking weirdo

>> No.11959336

>>11959334
Normies don't build their own computer you fucking retard.

>> No.11959350

Gay Nigger Computers

>> No.11959412

>>11959334
You are even more delusional than digimarines

>> No.11959431

>>11959000
NPC shop

>> No.11959456

Cuck's Corner

>> No.11959464

>>11959000
CUMputers

>> No.11959578

>>11959350
this.

>> No.11959637

>>11959000
Sneeds PCs & CDs

>> No.11959648

>>11959007

Winner

>> No.11959663

break or fix
i guess they never fix huh
you got a pc
i bet it doesn't read a disk mwah

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So I'd start with something like "Tech"
What rhymes with tech?
Deck
Peck
Check
Trek
Wreck
Neck
Spec
Heck
Czech
Sex?

Star Tech

Tech Republic

Tech it Ralph

There's some to work with here.

>> No.11959739

KYS Computer

>> No.11959762

>>11959000
Sick Macs for Poor Blacks

>> No.11959764

Remember to cater to local businesses OP. Not gonna make money selling $500 shitboxes and cables to individuals. But sell to small businesses that aren't large enough to have their own IT department and offer that sweet setup and on going support.

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>>11959175

>> No.11959851

>>11959000
Ye Olde PC Shop
Hipsters will flock to you.

>> No.11959909

>>11959000
link 1k eoy

>> No.11960028
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11960028

OP BTFO

>> No.11960142

>>11959000
Best Buy SV.

>> No.11960168

Pornhubhub

>> No.11960175

>>11960142
kek

>> No.11960187

PC Turing's Vision

>> No.11960249

OP here

how about TopTek

>> No.11960293

Chad machines co.

>> No.11960320

>>11960249
Nice, but make the t from tek look suspicious like a k.

>> No.11960331

>>11959000
PCucks

>> No.11960351

>>11960331
PCute

>> No.11960354

Cyberpunk Dystopia and only hire tatted employees with dyed hair and crazy haircuts

>> No.11960409

>>11960354
>employees with dyed hair and crazy haircuts
By PC shop i meant Personal Computer shop.
Not "politically correct"

>> No.11960430

>>11959000
Bitcoin

>> No.11960438

>>11960430
SEAsian detected

>> No.11960665

pc shop

>> No.11960682

>>11960665
GENIUS

>> No.11960698

The Neckbeard Basement

>> No.11960708

>>11959350
we have a winner

>> No.11960711

PCMasterace

>> No.11960715

nPC

>> No.11960719

Pajeet's magic

>> No.11960774

>>11960715
kek

>> No.11960783

>>11959000
PC for NPC

>> No.11961691

what what in my asshole

>> No.11961872

>>11959000
anon are you in NOHO ?

>> No.11961987

>>11959336

Why not? Who does?

>> No.11962027

>>11959000
Pajeet's

>> No.11962109

>>11959000
PC Store

>> No.11962151

>>11959014
CP emporium...

>> No.11962162

>>11959000
PC R Us

>> No.11962179

>>11959000

ShitCoins-R-Us

Comp-ton Niggers

>> No.11962200
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>>11959014

>> No.11962204

>>11959000
Computer Utopia Market

>> No.11962247

CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet

>> No.11962298

>>11959000
Closing down sale

>> No.11962357
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>>11962298

"Free Computer Store" with this guy as your spokesman

>> No.11962602

sukmydik ifixpc

>> No.11962687

Harambe's

>> No.11962920

Dumb Radioshack
Circuit City
Enron Computers
Pan American World Superhighways
Napster (and do the logo too)
Real suggestion: Voodoo

Are you going to do anything differently with your PC shop? They all look very similar, but it can’t be difficult to do something a little more inviting looking. Not asking for gimmicks or Apple store stuff there.

>> No.11963084

Crusty Cum Computers

>> No.11963160

>>11959000
Bitcorner 3000

>> No.11963213

Sticky keyboards inc

>> No.11963238

>>11959076
Simple as that

>> No.11963246

Faggots emporium.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9STeegpxSb0

>> No.11963266

I have one: Why does this still exist?

>> No.11963283

>>11959081
And not one reply.

>> No.11963289

>>11959000
Old World Business Models Inc.

>> No.11963306

CP eraser corp Ltd

You need to appeal to your audience

>> No.11963317

>>11959000
daddy's cummie-pooters

>> No.11963337

>>11963306
Just delete all files and fill the drive completely with clutter data. Overridden data is erased data.

>> No.11963354

>>11959014
Kek

>> No.11963409

PC Zone

>> No.11963519

>>11959000

*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*

>> No.11964697

OP's Vision
PC Donald's (pac Donald's)
Tech based

>> No.11964771

>>11959007
I read that as 'compoter world' and laughed like a retard.

>> No.11965321

>>11959851
I think this is actually a good idea. It could work in a neighborhood with alot of hipsters.

>> No.11965477

>>11959000
Discount Computer House

at least target your target audience with the business name. i assume you live in a nigger infested area and will be mostly selling to them. good luck getting your ass robbed and killed over a few thousand dollars in your safe.

>> No.11965519

>>11959000
https://www.freeindex.co.uk/profile(bexhill-computer-repairs)_586019.htm

fake and fag pilled

>> No.11965543

>One_year_lease_technology

>> No.11965560

>>11959000
"Rekted by AWS"

>> No.11965652

>>11959000
Tech No?

>> No.11965705

fuck my wife please

>> No.11965806

25 Years Late to the Party Inc.

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>> No.11965996

domo arrigato mr roboto

>> No.11966054

B101 shop

>> No.11966103

Mein Comp

>> No.11966249

Amazon Bezos' Vision