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why aren't you making money as an influencer yet?

>> No.11951698

Are condoms usually made of sheep intestines?

>> No.11951710
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>>11951682
>be roastie
>look 30ish by early 20s
so much for making it myself. Time to marry a rich anon #metoo

>> No.11951893

>>11951682
Social media is a mental illness

>> No.11951914

>>11951682
>Alexa, buy me vegan condoms
>Alexa, get me a fake ID so I can tell the Economist’s lifestyle magazine I’m 24

>> No.11951995

One of my dreams is to make millions of dollars from millions of idot zoomer subscribers on YouTube by cynically acting like a logan paul type faggot.
Too bad I don’t have much cariama and am a shitty actor.

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>>11951682
I literally thought this was a satire piece, had to Google it to see for myself.

>> No.11952051

lol she’s like 34 minimum

>> No.11952057

>>11951893
this (apart from 4chan and anonymous imageboards of course). if you re-read that headline (TWEETED by the fucking ECONOMIST) and don't realize that we live in a clown world trash economy, you might also be mentally ill

>> No.11952141

>>11951682
If people know who you are you are shit at influencing.

>> No.11952164

>>11952057
I wouldn't consider 4chan "social media". But it's just as bad if used prolongedly.

>> No.11952166

>>11951682
how the fuck is this hoe an influncer?
also, cant wait till all those influncers are old and are no longer followed, reality going to hit those clowns so fuckin hard

>> No.11952256

>>11951682
Absolute cancer. I don't understand how this became a thing, but then again I hate social media.

>> No.11952295

>>11952141
Based and psyop pilled

>> No.11952298

>>11952037
ikr, it's the kind of bullshit old people wank themselves off to 24/7.

I think it reminds them of how they were in the 60s and helps them pretend they're not wildly out of touch with reality and old-fashioned. I think that's part of why they treat Twitter as though it were real life.

>> No.11952397

>>11951682
>Get inside the mind of a millennial
>24
That isn’t a boomer...

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>>11952166

>how the fuck is this hoe an influncer?

Because the barrier of entry is almost non-existent.

A company sends you free shit in return of you posting pics of it? Bam, you're an influencer.

Depending on the niche you can have as little as 500 followers and get people to send you free shit.

>> No.11952449

>>11952166
They'll probably start working on marketing, on PR, something like that.

>> No.11952501

>>11951682
i don't know how. what should i do?

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"Influencer" is the new buzzword that companies pay money for marketing with
honestly all we need to do is come up with the next buzzword and start the trend for that new buzzword to be in demand

if anyone can spread a trend or get something stupid viral, 4chan(nel) could

>> No.11953527

>>11951698
For people with latex allergies, yes.

They're also much more sensitive if you don't like the lack of feeling when wrapping your cock in a standard latex trash bag.

Thank god I'm married, how people can ever tell themselves that anything other than bareback is acceptable is beyond me.