/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11947586
You had a deal. Chad has no time for dealbreakers, especially when it comes to money.
You’ll find you some nice marriage material one day big5guy. I promise.

$ERX

>>11942718
>>11947613
is there another matlab using anon on here? will they be on here after 1pm today?

i could use some help exporting spreadsheet files into my fourier analysis programs for trading purposes

ill share results :)

>ko

>>11947626
>You had a deal. Chad has no time for dealbreakers, especially when it comes to money.
thats basically how I saw it.. but to me it wasn't about the money or the drink it was the principal of breaking an agreement over a kiss..

Told her.. ok.. obviously you got control of the situation.. peace out.. lol. I find it so funny when girls think you're just going to fall into the palm of their hand and do what they want you to do.

>You’ll find you some nice marriage material one day big5guy. I promise.
No rush here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2jJLswL8I

>>11947613
Me ? I did some matlab in my uni years.

>>11947672
I have probably some of my folders in an old harddrive at home.

>>11947672
how do you kickflip ?

>>11947709
hmm, could be useful, im heading off to class right now though, so cant get into details at the moment

>>11947724
you flip the board by kicking it

GreenID GreenDay

>>11947745
PurpleDay

Hi /smg/

Programmer & wannabe quant here. Working on algorithmically detecting momentum setups. Still a work in progress.

Any pro-tips?

>>11947758
>Any pro-tips?
yeah.. buy low sell high.

I usually charge $300 a month for that information anon.. be happy you got it for free

>>11947730
it doesn't work

>>11947758
git gud

>>11947758
fucking just design an automated bot to take advantage of arbitrage. then you buy and sell, make markets and literally create the market.

Furthermore i think the bull is back in town. My asshole isn't bleeding must mean this is actually a safe bottom.

>>11947758
>>11947780
not only arbitrage in crypto, but take advantage of spread as well. you need an army of bots with a pile of dry powder. I only employ humans, i need automation and personal respect.

>>11947780
Why has your asshole been bleeding? ruptured hemorrhoid? Have you had enough gay sex?

Eat more oatmeal if you're ass is having problems

>>11947811
The smell of oatmeal makes me puke. Long story.

>>11947826
you gotta get some soluble fiber somehow.. thats usually a good one.. I've never actually thought of the smell of oatmeal.. guessing you might've thrown it up at some point in time.

Good luck have fun. $GE to zero at end of day.

>>11947826
I have something similar with licorice. Literally cannot stand the stuff. One whiff and I'm heaving over a trash can blowing chunks.

>>11947591
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>>11947811
i think it's your mom sitting on my rock hard dick broke a blood vessel or something from like the back around the prostate. and for the record, dick tastes like dick, but making money is fucking good, and great for everything. That's my skinny of the analogy of the situation, and you better stick some more FVE in your portfolio at these prices.

>>11947893
I have some FVE.. maybe holding FVE is making your asshole bleed

LCI opened nicely today

>>11947826
>>11947860
>get called to an unresponsive (usually means dead)
>side of the road somewhere
>finally find them
>van full of tards
>one’s laying on the ground
>no pulse
>buddy and I start CPR
>I’m bagging him while buddy does chest compressions
>after a few minutes air starts building in his stomach
>squeeze the bag and hear BBBRRRRRAAAAPPPP
>smell oatmeal
>cop shines light on his face
>his last meal, oatmeal is all over us
>every time I squeeze the bag more braps of oatmeal everywhere
>smell oatmeal and diesel exhaust for 30 mins
Wouldn’t have been so bad but the cop kept the light on his face. That retard had the most beautiful blue eyes I’ve ever seen, and they would stop staring at me. No oatmeal for me.

>KO
>T
>JNJ

>>11947901
are you cost averaging? this is actually an accumulation phase, mother fucker is going to five bucks by spring. Look at their financials and growth prospects.

>>11947923
Oops. Meant for >>11947839

>>11947921
remember when i was shilling VTGN when it was under a buck? :D all these faggots are holding bags of my shit too.

>>11947921

Well time for machine design class
Hope this turns into a green day

>>11947772
>it doesn't work
It does if you git good

All of my individual stocks are down again, while index funds are up.

It hurts.

>>11947926
>are you cost averaging?
yeah.. i figured with this market cap there is no telling where it'll go so i may as well give it a go

>>11947926
MID-TEENS.

>>11947976
70% institutional and insiders, plus about 5% is short sold. have fun with me friendo.

are you ready for the bart down?

>>11947923
at least every time oatmeal gets brought up in your life you can think back to the time you saved a life.

>>11947996
ehhem, no it's not going to mid teens this year or next, or the one after. fucking moron.

>>11948001
nope my butthole healed, there's hope we're ready to keep going up through the holidays.

>>11947923
her eyes are almost the exact same shade of blue as mine. My DNA doesn't produce a bottom eyelash though. She's pretty.

>>11948015
>nope my butthole healed
do you think it could be from that girl sticking her finger in your butt?

>>11948023
>>11947923
My eyes are that color blue too..

dat VIX spike tho

My limit order for Cracker Barrel just went through at 185 per share. This puts my realized gains for the year at over $300, or roughly 4% my starting investment.

>>11948032
this is getting romantic.

>>11948025
umm, you know what. Just go with that, fucking in incredibly different ways as long as its hetero seems strait, but sex is dangerous. Finger in the ass not even once, you'll end up a few months later a bloody mess and shell of ones former self. Only capable of cost averaging into crypto and shilling gold, only to short it when it spikes.

>>11948007
No he died. Took us a while to get to him and the driver never started cpr.
>>11948023
She’s more chubby than I like and her tits are disgusting but she has an absolutely beautiful face.
>>11948032
Marry me?

>>11948089
that bitch looks like she's got a screw loose.

>NVAX

>>11948089
Jesus Tex that’s fucked up. When I was a teenager I was doing a 100 mile backpacking trip and all we brought for breakfast every day was oatmeal. Three days in my buddy utterly disgusted me by saying that he liked oatmeal, as long as he didn’t imagine it was the vomit of a special ed child. I love it now though

>>11948089
>No he died.
Opps. Oh well at least you got a story out of it.

its that the same girl.. thats basically my eyes maybe just a tad bit darker.. if i've been on a drug/alcohol binge for a few days then just a little darker

>>11947923
My eyes are the exact same blue as this girl

Nice bull market kiddos. Another red day. All red from here on once G20 is imploded by drumpf. SPY PUTS safe. Going to make a fortune on Monday.

There back

>>11948097
She’s a camwhore so yea
>>11948118
I’d starve lol.
>>11948131
Same chick.

Is /smg/ the master race with all these blue eyes?
>tfw mine are green and blue so they look hazel.

I hope y'alls gotchurself a good bundle of SQQQ to go with the hot cocoa this morning.

>>11948162
meme lines tell me you better have sold yesterday. nowhere but down from here.

>>11947758
>Any pro-tips?
yeah, just buy $MTUM

>>11948176
Memelines of SQQQ? Lol?

>>11947591


getting told there was a monster UST trade earlier today

done in futes

involved equivalent of $6bln 5yr notes

appears to have been a net buyer of 10yrs vs selling 5yrs

https://twitter.com/DividendMaster/status/1068159257718243329


what does it mean

>>11948176
>memelines on a leveraged etf
Anon, please...

>>11948196
THE FLATTENING
YIELD CURVE INVERSION
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>11948196
just a bet on the yield curve getting more steep (vs. flat). it's a bet on avoiding a major recession...or a hedge against another position. in the end, doesn't mean anything.

Thinking I might make a buy limit order for VIX at about 12 bucks. What do you guys think?

>>11948241
>>11948232
> two takes
> they're opposite

jesus christ

>>11948161
Need a fucking sauce on this semen demon.

ADIL!!!!

>>11948267
Second one is correct, this is a bet against the yield curve flattening as it's a prediction that 10 year treasury's will have higher yields than the 5 year.

>>11948278
So all in TLT?

Should I get rid of GE now or hold?

>>11948288
Only if you agree with that guy's bet. Just because it was a large investor doesn't mean it'll be correct.

>Yield curve has yet to invert let a lone flatten
>Market already finished correcting 25% from tariff talks
>G20 meeting will probably go smooth and calm people's nerves further
>Spreads continuing to fall back down

Tell me why I shouldn't just remain long (for now)

>>11948267
yes I am retarded

>>11948295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIlNIVXpIns

ADIL potential low float runner on a halt

>>11948306
>>11948295
Also, there's the problems in the housing market, in emerging economies, leverage and defaults are increasing across the economy. While the market may have priced in the 25% tariffs, it doesn't mean they will completely expect all the losses in profit it will incur.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>11948268
Shamefully Reddit. Kinkykate21. Only thing good on reddit I’ve found is amateur milfs. I can’t stand pro pornstars anymore.

>>11948342
Yea I'm gonna need a link on that because reddit is absolutely retarded when trying to search for anything.

>>11948292
Where did you go in at if above 9 I say hold but it depends on your tolerance level.

LCI holding strong today.. up a good 30% on ADIL.. and it's my birthday.. not a bad start.

>>11948242
Any opinions at all? It seems like limit orders would be such an easy way to make money off this shit.

>>11948306
Nice, but nothing that makes me immediately doom and gloom yet. Just another domino that will topple when everything comes crashing down. Haven't researched it, but my hunch is that revenues are still up, but these manufacturing companies are up to their necks in debt which eats into their income.

>>11948323
Housing prices are too damn high. Real estate generally goes through a cycle (and historically, that cycle has never destroyed the markets outside of 2008). So we'll see how smarter banks have gotten this time around (also worth noting that 2008 was a perfect storm of not just a real estate bubble, but a general recession and liquidity crisis).

Emerging markets fucking suck, and I wouldn't be surprised if they're baggage tanks the world economy again like it did in the 90s. Sadly I'm too much of a lazy fuck to dedicate my time towards studying every shithole country USD has exposure to.

ADIL beasting it

>>11948377
you can't trade the VIX itself, have to use futures or other derivs/products

>>11948377
>>11948242
>buying VIX

Ah, yes, I remember when I first learned about the VIX

>>11948394
There are VIX ETFs, but they suffer massive decay and are only meant for short term exposure.

Do you guys think there is still money to be made shorting CMCM(cheetah mobile)?

>>11948089
i dunno, when your like giving her just the tip and then like end up balls deep and feeling her tongue with your tongue and looking in her eyes while she's feeling her tougne touch your tougne and feels it's the full big 5 inches and not the tip, i don't think if she has a few extra pounds it matters cause you're going to in out in out and cuddle anyway, most importantly she probably feels warm and might build up a bit of a sweat and her skin will gently glisten way before a skinny broad.

>>11948384
>>11948311
>>11948272
hope you guys listened...

>>11948422
>fomo'ing into biopharma memestocks
classic /biz/, never change. You're worse than chainlink shills.

>>11948365
https://wwwredditcom/user/kinkykate21/comments/8x6pn2/let_me_make_you_cum_with_my_eyes/

>>11948436
does she fly out and fuck millionaires for money?

>>11948437
you must not of been here for all the massive runs we've seen in this thread.. i'm already up 100%...

So who here is loading up on NVDA? It's fallen quite a bit from its high. I hit a 2 bagger on it the first time, thinking of getting back in (I sold at $224)

>>11948436
>>11948449
asking for a friend...

>>11948456
i can't play these games because i'll lose money in the end

although it sounds fun, trading isn't something for me who's risk adverse. which is why I have likely the most boomer portfolio on all of biz.

more power to you if you can make a living off memes

>>11948456
Tee bee aitch, if I wanted to trade fast and loose, I'd stick with crypto. Not much difference between a 25m MC dinky stock and some piece of shit speculative "coin" aside from the higher volatility

>>11948535
ok grandpa.. got it.

>>11948379
>Housing prices are too damn high
It really depends on the area trough.

SPY IN FREE FALL. HAHAHAHAH. Going to make my years salary once I sell my SPY puts on monday.

>>11948403
They sound like an easy thing to short, then. Shorting selling TVIX for about a month doesn't sound like a bad idea.

>>11948565
I don't think any broker is stupid enough to take the other end of that trade

>>11948565
>short selling a short-term short etn based on volatility
wew lad.

>>11948565
yeah, i've made some money doing that. keep small position sizes though, because it can go against you 3x in hectic times.

lots of people also lost big with XIV/SVXY

>>11948535
99% of all coins out there have no actual business behind them who's assets could be sold to pay off owners. there's a HUGE difference between a meme stock that has things like patents, property, etc. and a shitcoin.

also XRP will be the only real coin to survive this crypto holocaust

Soitec Q1 earnings make me ponder right now. They have an exponential growth, meaning the semis industry is moving massively to the FD-SOI technology. Companies competing in FD-SOI are Samsung, GloFo and STMicroelectronics. Maybe TSMC as well.
So it seems this tech is getting a wider and wider adoption, and given its advantages I can see a MT/LT surge of new products taking advantage of this. So I'm pretty bullish for all those companies (Soitec, STMicro, Samsung especially) right now.

I can buy stocks of the company I work for with 15% deduction. (EBR: KBC) This seems like a very good deal. What do you think about the stock?

>>11948583
It seems like ally invest will allow it to go through.

>>11948595
Hmm, I see what you mean. Probably not worth it.

>sold all my crypto in jan 2018 to go into equities because i hated spamrefreshing blockfolio and being stressed all the time
>now spend 9:30am-4pm f5ing on my brokerage account instead
someone post that pepe with red eyes and a cigarette sitting at a desk

raise your hand if you weren't banned from a community today and paid money for the best vpn services to make sure every single of the 20 moderators got a personalized message regarding how they're never going to amount to anything even though one of the vpn addresses turned you into one of said moderators at one point, and continued until you ultimately had enough fun and continued to listen to Kylie Minogue tracks. no wait baggie put your hand up.

And for the record, Cramer knows his shit better than some fucking loser in college that's never fucked a girl.

>>11948666
closest I got.

>>11948681
sometimes the shit that you post.....

>>11948619
It is an Euro bank...
Do you know what kind of assets is it holding ? (eg Italian, Greek bonds etc)
Who are your main customers ? belgians ? euros ?
If no international exposure I would avoid it for now

>>11948695
bro it's not the shit I post, it's the shit I do. I legit just gave the account that posts images of the broad with the blue eyes an offer.

>>11948788
just comes out strange..

CCIH i guess got alibaba as a customer.. could do something here soon..

How low you think FVE will go before they get enough shares?

What can I do in the stock market with 100 US dollars a month?

>>11948806
$100 is enough collateral on robinhood for 2 options on 0.50 strike widths, or 1 option on 1.00 strike width. Go balls deep anon.

>>11948806
Yolo options

If you nottanted short that big spike in SPY today with full leverage then you no deserve for trade

>>11948619
if you can flip it for 15% risk free then do it

>>11948806
Index funds, or ETFs are the most diversification you can get per dollar if you want some safe savings while you stack cash to make specific stock plays.

or Highly leveraged futures if you want to "play the game" right away

something just happened

>>11948806
buy 1 stock under 50mill market cap adn trading under $2. Buy that stock every week with $25 until it runs big then sale.

>>11948802
i totally just sent this, expecting no results, but will post anything that comes with it.

is there a way we can set something up so we can meet in person and you know do something, just like companionship or you know what i mean, and what ever you want, trying here it's not always that way, but like fly you out for a week where ever, and i'll say hello and we can make some contact and you know it would be beneficial for us you know what i mean between a few sheets and something a little private regarding if you're just fine consenting with an adult, just ask what ever you want and all the air fare and stuff included plus like something extra thats like big and hard and five inches rhymes with dock and looks like a flesh flute if you want just hit me back i don't care

>>11948853
bots reading headlines

>>11948879
exploring a deal? You mean like me and that broad with the eyes? ha we'll see how far that goes.

>>11948856
Which might take literally forever, no?
>>11948833
Good idea, and index funds also aren't that high risk. I'll search a few
>>11948816
>>11948815
I have never had a lot of interest in option trading, but I'll take a look.
Thanks for helping a poorfag anon, anons.

>>11948864
That was, by far, the most cringy and beta slide attempt I have ever had the displeasure of reading.

>>11948908
you know what, i don't give a fuck.

>>11948908
wait nevermind i didn't ready the bio, but I see this. Please note: I will NOT do SCAT or rape play, I do NOT meet anyone in person for any reason. Also, I will NOT tolerate any kind of rudeness or spam. If I did not mention something that you’re looking for, please feel free to ask any questions! I’d be happy to try and meet your needs. :) Payment Methods: Google Pay, Circle Pay, Square Cash, Venmo, IndieBill, Manyvids and Amazon GC

So it's IRS reporting time.

>>11948864
>>11948927
>>11948914
having a long night there baggie?

>>11948939
Dania beach? That's the best place to go and bet on Jai Alai.

so are we holding TQQQ or selling for SQQQ

who else has their fren SBUX coming over tomorrow?

>>11948948
Time to invest in natural gas

>>11948967
one time i was smoking a blunt next to a guy who was playing, nobody bet on him except me and i won like fucking 15-1. I was drunk and high it was great.

>>11948948
this is why i love florida

I have a fever of 103 today, I got two hours of sleep and I'm still going to class.
It made me realize I hope you all have a good day, we're all going to make it

>>11948967
tijuana? i used to go wand watch it when I lived in SD. that game was fun as fuck to watch and i'd get shitfaced for pennies on the dollar. never fucked a tranny down there like B5G but still enjoyed it

>>11948939
oh look at this?

from kinkykate21 sent 15 minutes ago
Hahaha love the way you put it, but no. I’m really sorry I don’t meet in person, I only do virtual fun and send you used items

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where can I sent payment for like extra photos?

I'm fucking reporting this broad to the irs. dumb cunt

I keep buying GE. Someone stop me.

>>11949037
stop please

>>11949024
>never fucked a tranny down there like B5G but still enjoyed it
who says that happend?

>>11949032
yeah bro.. report her.. but after you get your used item.

>>11949037
i'm suprised your broker hasn't called and asked if you knew what you are doing

>>11949032
BASED #THOTAUDIT

seriously some one warn her before she legit gets audited. I don't give a fuck and extra spiteful. I have no intention to do anything but cause this cunt pain and misery. if you have a soul, which we know I don't, you'd like go to reddit and warn her before I get any fucking wiff of a way she collects money for shit so I can forward everything to the proper authorities.

>>11949037

>>11949050
you know what Adelitas is fren

Buy amd, 40 EOY

>>11949073
i just googled it...a restraunt?

Sick recovery bulls you really pulled it out of the bag today.

having said that I predict a green day tomorrow.

>>11949062
do it

>>11949088
back in the day it used to be one of the most popular whore houses in the world. just south of the border when it was safe to travel to tijuana there's a strip club thats attached to a motel that charges by the quarter-hour.

stopped by there once with my girlfriend at the time to see what the fuss was all about and the thots weren't that bad. but thats before the cartels really reached tijuana

>>11948825
I have to keep the stocks for min 2 years so I can't flip them.

>>11949032
This is the cringiest thing I've read all day

>>11949153
Why 2 years?

>>11947591

>>11948708
We have some international exposure in central europe and Ireland. I'm not sure on assets but it's one of the only bank that kept strong during 08 crisis and we paid of our bailout much faster then obliged.

>>11949153
>I have to keep the stocks for min 2 years
lol typical jewish tricks. I wouldn't touch it then.

>>11949126
tfw dumb a milf that was doxxed on /rhg/ won't sell you her used infant slide and shoot slit so you just fucking report her to the irs for not paying her taxes.

>>11949125
Plunging oil prices and a toxic G20 summit with nothing achieved but monkeys flinging poo at each other would do that to a market.
Expect a Black Christmas and the worst start to the new year since the Great Depression.

>>11949062
B-baggie, are you okay?
It's just a red day man, it'll bounce back.
Do you want to talk?

>>11949178
this reminds me of old /b/, like 2007-12 when it was ruthless and people who weren't computer savvy or just didn't have common sense got their lives ruined. awesome

>>11948905
A good stock to practice TA on is PLNT, its going to slowly go up every year but also have various plunges you can take advantage of. LB is a fun one to practice options on because you can go long in stocks and then short on put options but this is HIGH risk.

If you are able to eventually build your account to 600 you should move up to NFLX because that has gigantic profit potential, if your mom will loan you 200 then maybe just do that instead.

>>11949178
rise up

>>11949198
oh god i can't believe i'm actually going to get like 2 grand today for doing this shit....

Re: Purchasing Used Items

from kinkykate21 sent 5 minutes ago
I do custom photo albums, videos, kik/snap sessions up to an hour and a girl friend experience.

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so for 15 minutes of you rubbing your sensitives spots and screaming out my name Sam, how much will it cost and where should I send payment?

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>>11949231
i doubt these skanks are pulling over $10k selling used shit, or at least i hope so

>>11949231
if I get her on video saying fuck me uncle sam, and get the irs to throw her in jail. I mean, it's fucking gold.

power has been out all morning
Bullish Bias

>>11949231
Nice, let the (((feds))) collect more or your data.

>>11949253
lets see how much she asks baggie for 15 minutes

>>11949231
see if there's any identifiable information that you can include in your report to the IRS.

ok which one of you faggots tipper her off. I hope you're happy. I'm going out for scotch and a cigar.

>wake up at 5am
>wanted to sell some stocks
>apparently the market is closed

the fuck

I’m afraid to ask what “used items” means. I just thought she had a pretty face.

>>11949161
I assume to stop flipping. But i'm not sure. always been this way.

>>11949136
i never usually go to tijuana.. i usually drive right around it or go a different state entirely

>>11949174
Always has been this way and they do it like every year

Only in Texas can you watch a nog hold up traffic by riding a horse through the ghetto

>>11949289
>>11949231
give her a 1099 at the end of the year

>being so unambitious you report e-thots instead of actual, legit prostitutes.

The girls who are on their backs are the ones making all the money.

>>11949367
>caring about prostitutes

off yourself, pimp

>>11949258
this would have been classic

>>11949377
All women are prostitutes, it’s just a matter of negotiating price.

theres a girl I like at work that follows me around a bit and touches me unnecessarily, should i ask her out

>>11949473
don't shit where you eat anon

>>11949473
yes

>>11949377
I don’t care about the women. Whores gonna whore. Same old game. It’s the beta fucks that respond to them that piss me off. How does your life become so sad lonely and depressing that you feel the need to compliment a literal whore online who will never give you the time of day irl?

>>11947724
You keep asking people how to kickflip, but you have to ask the Kickflip champion, kickflips on lock every time, ME

do it, fuck these limp writsed faggots who look for any excuse not to then cry about being lonely.

>>11949500
I hope all those faggots get gfs just like they wish so they can realize they're still on their own and it solved nothing in their lives

Buy Pakistan ETF, it's going to develop rapidly as a Chinese client state

what's the big deal with NBEV? i see alot of you fags are holding it and it has a good chart. i'm from eu so i've never seen any of their brands here.

>buy sqqq
>3 hours later, still at the same price
is the market fucking dead or what? 3x aren't moving for SHIT.

>>11949609
large specs are loading up on small spec shorts so they can wipe them out during the next leg up
Havent you been watching the COT?

It's over for Germancels

heres the nasdaq cot IMAO
going straight to 7200

GE shorters on suicide watch.

>>11949637

Mah boi Nintendo is killing it, and it's far from over

lunchbro is in his meeting, and i didn't report that cunt to the irs so now I have to make another throwaway reddit account to fucking try again.

mfw GE just did a +3.5% for no reason. Boomers don't actually think they'll be relevant again, do they?

>>11949664
I saw that and keked.
How can be a bank be so bad at life?

tell me why i should not trade all of my T for VZ?

>>11949721
well first of all, you give credit/capital to greeks.

my food stocks keep mooning

SJM tanked on earnings again
Always a buy below 105

>>11949740
VZ is stronger and there's no fundamental reason not to do that, im not exactly sure why you'd prefer a company that caters especially to niggers who can't even afford the bills for the services rendered let alone provide their children a father. The 2% higher dividend is literally not going to make up for the difference in the two companies, unless T miraculously stops bending over and selling customers to other companies to pay that dividend, or niggers miraculously learn to be decent human beings.

>>11949818
Ratsy can you do a tre flip? Also I think I might get some smuck again, it was good last time even though I sold too early

>>11949831
it's much easier to fall, land on your head and become a retard trying to "tre-flip" down a set of 4 stairs than walking down them while holding the hand rail like a decent human being. the worst part is you fucking stupid kids with your skate boards have kike mothers that would sue the owner of said stairs for turning you into a vegetable even when she probably should have had her ovaries removed prior to your birth and lived a life of a thot forced into prostitution due to the mathematics of survival of the fittest.

>>11949831
I cant tre flip... I mean sometimes I can but only going fakie

>>11948806
Your motha, Trebek!

>>11949878
oh horse shit, you probably skate mongo and end up bent over keeping your self out of a manual read to get hip checked onto the pavement.

>>11949906
you looking to challenge me in S.K.A.T.E

>>11948371
happy birthday

>>11949018
get well soon, cunt

>>11949926
what is the secret to kickflip ?

>>11949926
I've never been able to flip the board all the way, I always land on the trucks. How the fuck am I supposed to flick this thing faster?

>>11949926
>you'll never go back to the simple times of being excited because you landed a pop shuvit UP a kerb, then going back to your friends house to play skate2 all day

>>11949998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp1VRRZGYi0

>>11949979
its something that you suddenly get one day
flip it under your backfoot, dont kick the board away to the side

>>11949998
flipping is the esiest part lol just flick it harder

>>11949926
no i might fall on my face and end up looking like you.

>>11950045
Im way hotter than you and Chad5guy combined

>>11950009
/smg/: skateboarding memories general
>tfw I never learned how to do any tricks and I look silly riding my Chinese penny board around campus

i'ma have to get another scotch for this, i'm shit canning some one right before the holidays. fucking dude doesn't learn his job after 7 months of fucking paying him.

>>11950081
damn, that sucks for him
if it can't learn how to do his job after all the time he's had, then it is necessary, though

are you still holding onto VTGN, by the way

>>11950068
>tfw my grandpa cut my skateboard in half as used it as firewood
>>11949964
T-thanks

NBEV

That's all I'm going to say today.

>>11950116
i am, but it's not even like the dude provides intangible value to benefit his team. Not only was he dishonorably discharged from the marines, but has the fucking balls to flaunt an I'm a veteran give me my gibs because I'm better than you attitude.

>>11950129
>tfw have never used a skateboard in my life

at least I'm most likely the only, if not one of few, people on here who can get a knife shaving sharp freehand

I've decided to just park my returns from cracker barrel in savings and wait until the next rate hike to put it into t-bonds.

Also, how's the rates on ya'lls savings accounts. Ally is top tier at 2%, and their online interface is super convenient.

Trying to start a portfolio of hype beast stocks. Give me some good suggestions. Thanks.
So far I have $yeti $goos

>>11950178
Oh yeah I saw you talking about your edc, very stylish. I just got a new Esee-3 for my belt and I gotta hit it with my oilstones

>>11949487
why is there no:

"i would berry my dick so far inside your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur"

>>11950209
Damn, that's pretty good.

>>11950178
meh, i've never tried shaving with anything but a safety razor. i can still keep a knife sharp enough to fucking do its job, like field dress and ultimately skin a bear or deer.

>>11950221

>>11949740
At least wait until Game of Thrones has finished.

>>11950279
hahahaha omg, that's like when this dude told me his 11 year old nephew was like, "do you like 'Imagine Dragons'?" "Imagine me dragon deez nuts on your face."

>>11950179
That's pretty nice, thanks for the tip.

>>11950208
It has great materials at reasonable price (for the S35VN steel and titanium handles you're getting, at least), in addition to looking nice, and it's also designed to be sturdy as shit while still functioning well in EDC tasks

I don't own any ESEE knives at the moment, but I have considered buying an Izula 2 for the sake of having a quality fixed blade around
I use diamond stones to sharpen my knives, personally
They do take a lot of material off, but I like that don't need to be flattened or soaked in water beforehand, and it's also a lot easier to sharpen really hard powder metallurgy steels like S35VN on diamond stones

>>11950177
it's ridiculous that he would try to dickwave his status as a veteran when he got dishonorably discharged
sounds like someone you'd be better off without, definitely

>>11950323
#madeinchina

>>11950322
np anon

>>11950177
>dishonorable discharge
May as well have hired a felon

>>11950347
>implying Chinese companies can't make quality knives

Buy a knife from Kizer or WE Knives, and I guarantee that mindset will change

>>11950354
I never thought of it like that but you've got a fantastic point.

12 minutes until the biggest minutes release of the year!

>>11950359
no i take that back, that knife is going to be worth 10% more in like 36 hours.

Tested resistance by the way. Very impressive, bulls.

>>11950443
minutes release shows more rate kikes to follow, gold falls market tumbles in overreaction dollar moons and oil drops as well on the strong dollar.

>>11950428
kek
i have my fingers crossed that G20 will go well

lets go boys buy up some SSO and QLD if you want to make it like me

if you dont want to make it then buy other stuff thats fine doesnt matter

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcprojtabl20171213.pdf

go go go go

>>11950598
I bought sqqq today...
Guess I'll just become a bull.

>>11950615
>2017

oh christ the minutes are saying shit's better than expected. the economy is fucking even stronger than already believed to be golden bull. fuck this shit.

>>11950598
>not UDOW
Not going to make it

>>11950621
Things are still bearish in longer frames, need to break at least 278 for some bullish reversal.

>>11950634
good catch lol,

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20181108.pdf

omg strait up, we're going to the fucking moon lads.

>>11950666
Satanic trips says otherwise.
WELCOME TO BEARTOWN.
I'm doubling down on my sqqq play tomorrow.

>>11950635
>trying to time the market and capture short term momentum

I prefer to just hodl and wait periods of downturn out

>>11950686
Better to hold things which won't get wrecked in a crash

>>11950615
retard

Reminder that the SPY is going to 330 next year

>>11950712
YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD HIT 300 THIS YEAR

I LOST EVERYTHING

>>11950647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOpQjD-rX0g

>>11948371
when did you shill Adil?

>>11950640
UDOW is basically the same as SSO theres no need for both

honestly just having SSO exclusively would prbably be ok, but i like the elite tech gains of QLD

>>11950721
the 3000 party got postponed until Q2

Gonna be mostly sideways today and tomorrow. People with balls will either short or long the market based on what happens at the g20. In going long. Trump wants a win bad here.

GREEN AF

>>11950765
TELL THAT TO MY CALL OPTIONS

>>11950790
You werent supposed to do that

>>11950790
Does Buffet-sama recommend speculatively trading options?

poor struggling college fag here. is it too late to get into stocks?

>>11950746
>basically the same
Read a fucking book, nigger

>>11950832
Its the best time
quit college and get a job at Bed bath Beyond, put every penny into QLD

>>11950838
stay mad

the dow jones is irrelevent nowadays theres no need for it compared to the SP500 or Chadaq

its a stupid number for a small amount of boomer companies that never do anything besides trade sideways

>>11950832
It's not too late but if you're struggling you should probably put your money into safer investments in case you need them. Save it, put it into t-bonds, or just put it in a low risk mutual fund.

We're actually rather late cycle, so maybe wait until a recession to invest in stocks more generally.

>>11950832

No
If you are good at making choices you can always be successfull

Read some books before and dont be impatient though

>>11950862
It's amazing how stupid newfags are

GE goin up, Boomer Rally. $11 EOY.

>>11950851
why QLD over TQQQ or QQQ?

>>11950875
>t-bonds
no thanks.
Recession when? 2019?

>>11950882
how do I buy low and sell high when everythings sideways most the time

>>11950832
Hold cash, gold and t-bonds. And invest in equities that you have done your research on and truly believe in. Do not invest lump sums in these equities but instead smaller sums and average your way in. Do this until the next recession wait for the next housing market crash and this is your signal to buy into other equities and more aggressive investments. Again average your way in do not invest your entire cash/bond/gold holdings at once.

Also pay your taxes. And make sure you have health insurance. Be patient, the time for wealth transfer is soon.

>>11950923
Large cap commodity sensitive industrials that have moderate volatility

>>11950923
My money's on 2019, yeah.

Cheap oil and slower rate hikes might make things keep on trucking to late in the year. If those factors change, expect it earlier.

>>11950923
TQQQ is perfectly fine for now, I was just trying to be safe

after actual signs of trouble appear (credit spreads shooting up, yield curve invert) you can deleverage to QQQ and QLD

Both Newell and Bic have reversed hugely
doubling soon

Market doing the same thing as yesterday. Shorts BTFO

GE WHAT THE FUCK
GO DOWN AND DIE ALREADY
HOLY FUCK DAMN

>they didn't buy the dip

>>11951119
Imagine continuing to short something already down over 50%

>>11951153
Remember when you shorted silver that one time kek

>>11951153
So you think GE is strong buy now?

oil will go up

>>11950129
I'm long on FEVER. Die, Comfy.

>>11950081
>some one
I hope you get canned for writing like a nigger, and for being a faggot kike.

TSN probably bottomed by the way

if not it will crash after this so it doesnt matter either way

>>11951179
;_; I hate that memory, stupid options
>>11951181
Lmao
>>11951190
I'm getting as hard as I can

Oh boy, he's doing it.

>>11951404
Entered short.

>>11949226
Thanks, anon, I'll keep that in mind.
But are you talking about 600 what, hundred thousand?

>>11949291
>5am
Where the hell do you live, Japan?

FUCK YOU AMD YOU FUCKING PICE OF SHIT!!!!!

>>11951429
Shoo, bobo.

>>11951452
5am in Alaska is 9am in NYC

GE is going to break $8 tomorrow and fuck all you bears in the ass. Ditch those puts and cut your losses.

Since Oct 10:
> Nasdaq down 0.37%
> TQQQ down 6.11%

/biz/ do you finally understand not to buy daily leveraged ETFs?

>>11951543
PLEASE
MY GE PLAYS EXPIRE TOMORROW
I JUST NEED IT UNDER 8 AND A FEW CENTS UNTIL THEN
THEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR GOLDEN BULLRUN
LITERALLY TOMORROW
I'VE HELD THIS CONTRACT FOR 15 DAYS NOW

>>11951454
Legit why is /biz/ so obsessed with AMD? I want to know your thinking on this.

>>11951574
why didn't you sell when it was 7.50 this morning? It will close at 8.01 tomorrow. Next friday it will be down to 7.

>>11951181
HMNY was down over 50% on several occasions

>>11949050
everyone

sorry bro

(although i doubt it is you)

>>11951582
...i wanted the full premium. Should've just sold the contract baka. I'll still be fine if it closes at 8.01, I've actually got a bit of leeway with that before assignment, but holy fuck balls am I sweating.

>>11951567
No.

>>11950862
This could be the most retarded post on /smg/ in a quarter

>>11951614
>>11951614
>>11951614
NEW THREAD

>>11949289
just try again with different email in a week or so