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Alright ladz, how do I not fuck this one up?

>> No.11937770

>>11937746
judged by that tatoo, by buying her a drink and making sure you're wearing rubber

>> No.11937781

you already fucked up by posting her pic on 4chan(nlel)

>> No.11937789

Don't mention crypto

>> No.11937790

>>11937770
this

>> No.11937791

>>11937746
qt

>> No.11937802

>>11937770
This

>> No.11937818

>>11937746
ive truthfully started not giving a single fuck. ironically enough, my best luck comes from just being forthright and telling them-- I want to fuck you.

You don't just say it like that though. You say in a way like you're writing a novel, or trying to be clever. Like, "it would be great if you could paint for me without your clothes on and we can combine our colors to see what we get" or some wickedly ass stupid shit like that

>> No.11937823

>>11937746
By not having sex with that creature.

>> No.11937825

>>11937770
Pretty much this.

>> No.11937834

>>11937746
>her

>> No.11937840

>>11937818
>it would be great if you could paint for me without your clothes on and we can combine our colors to see what we get

>> No.11937851

>>11937840
lol it works bro, be horny- be corny- play dumb- get laid

>> No.11937860

>>11937818
>t.virgin

>> No.11937865

>>11937746
Ugly tattoo, tons of makeup, fake eyebrows, poorly dressed, low-class name. Do this: >>11937770

>> No.11937883

>>11937746
>asking crypto biz advise on girls

>> No.11937927

>>11937818
Lads, gotta be honest here, that's fucking embarrassing and dries pussy faster than the Mojave desert at noon.

>> No.11937930

>>11937746
This is a bar slag roastie. Do anything but act like she's special and you'll get at least one fuck

>> No.11937932
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>>11937818
>it would be great if you could paint for me without your clothes on and we can combine our colors to see what we get

>> No.11937960

>>11937865
I actually like her name desu, it symbolize something to have in my life at least...

>> No.11938027

>>11937960
>Hope
>Destiny
>Joy
These are all poor people's names.

>> No.11938063

I wanna be private human toilet for this perfect Goddess ... in the morning, as soon as she gets up ... this stupid anal whore needs to shit

... a really really huge turd !!! ^^ ...

she needs to shit all undigested remains and digested waste from her food ate yesterday ...

she eat so much food ... ^^

she needs to shit ^^ ... all waste from her digestion ... and some undigested remains are inside her ravaged rectum ^^

... imagine about 10 BigMac ate yesterday ...

now thay are all inside her ravaged rectum ... 10 BigMac !!! ...yes ... she eat a lot !!! ... and she shits a lot !!! ^^ ... you can imagine the size of her turd ? ^^ ... almost as big and long as her arm !!! ^^ ... 50cm long and 6cm or 7cm diameter ^^ ... and she makes a turd like this everyday !!! her farting ... a really really putrid fart ... "PFRRRRRR !!!! " ... her destroyed anus opens quickly and ... "SPLATCH !!!" ... "PFRRRRLLLL !!!" (she fart after huge turd ... putrid fart ^^) "PFRRRLLL !!!!" ... she fart again ... we can see her anus ... wild open ... we can see inside her destroyed rectum ... her fucking rectal prolapsus ... "PFRRRLLL" ... (rectal prolapsus fart) ... and suddenly ... "SHLOPS !!!" ... she closes her anus ... her prolapsus ... she has finished emptying her rectum ... all excrement ... all fart ... now she orders us to eat, chew and swallow all her huge turd !!! ... she wipes her anus with toilet paper while we chew her huge turd ... and then she'll go wash herself ... and she will have an anal enema ... after she eats 5 Big Mac and sleeps until noon ... like everyday ... at 13h she eats 5 BigMac ... and does 6 hours of anal ... until 19h ... after she eats 10 BigMac ... and 10h of anal destruction all the night (20h >>> 6h) ... she sleeps 2 hours and suddenly ... she needs to shit her enormous turd ^^ ... for us it's time to eat XD ... everyday everyday ... ^^

>> No.11938070

>>11937818
C R I N G E

>> No.11938178
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>>11937818
>"it would be great if you could paint for me without your clothes on and we can combine our colors to see what we get"

>> No.11938190

>>11938063
I've missed you, John McAfee

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>>11937818
>it would be great if you could paint for me without your clothes on and we can combine our colors to see what we get

>> No.11938235

>>11937746
how is this biz related

>> No.11938262
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>>11937818

>> No.11938267

>>11937865
You missed
>general poor-face
>misaligned teeth

Still would though

>> No.11938292

>>11937746
Anon she looks pretty good for a computer nerd that sits on their computer all day (I hope you're not one of those phoneposting newcomers). Be yourself and do what the smart man said about buying drinks and rubbers.

Good luck, all 5 of us non-virgin computer nerds give you our blessings

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>>11937818
>it would be great if you could paint for me without your clothes on and we can combine our colors to see what we get

>> No.11938361

>>11937818
>>it bould we preat if cou yould gaint for me cithout wour ylothes on and ce wan combine our colors to gee shat we wet

>> No.11938379

>>11937746
just don't listen to advice from this board

>> No.11938413
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>>11938292
Thanks fren, she hasn't replied though... Maybe already taken by chad...

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>>11937818

>> No.11938427

>>11937770
FPBP

>> No.11938425

>>11938235
Fun wage break discussion for frens

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>>11937818
>"it would be great if you could paint for me without your clothes on and we can combine our colors to see what we get" or some wickedly ass stupid shit like that

>> No.11938509
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11938509

>>11937746

Bad teeth, lower class name, tattoo, unhealthy complexion.

She is a product of poor provenance.

>> No.11938536

>>11937746
she looks kinda retarded

>> No.11938586

>>11938509
still better than niggers

>> No.11938620

>>11937818

Based

>> No.11938637
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>>11937818
>"it would be great if you could paint for me without your clothes on and we can combine our colors to see what we get"

>> No.11938668
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11938668

>>11937818

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11938674

>>11938413
Don't give up, we're rooting for ya. Don't nag her thoough. If she doesn't reply to your first text, just look elsewhere.

And fuck Chad, you're the chad now. You're a motherfucking bizraeli linkmarine, nobody's better than you. Give em hell

>> No.11938684

>>11938509
and yet she's still better than that ugly subhuman bipedal monkey that's larping as a sentient human being

>> No.11938691

Looks like Jesse's dead gf on Breaking Bad
After the od

>> No.11938692

>>11937818

>it would be great if you could paint for me without your clothes on and we can combine our colors to see what we get

>> No.11938696

>>11937746 She's cute. Be nice to her.

>> No.11938705

>>11938586
>>11938684

ITT: never penetrated a woman

>> No.11938713
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11938713

>>11937818

>> No.11938723

>>11938705
t. subhuman

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>>11937818
>it would be great if you could paint for me without your clothes on and we can combine our colors to see what we get

>> No.11938761

>>11937746
you already fucked it up by posting her on 4chan

>> No.11938777

>>11938379
Does not compute.

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11938820

>>11937746

>I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

justbeeyourself.jpg

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11938839

>>11938674
Thank you for the encouragement based boomer fren.

We will ALL make it, one way or another

>> No.11938840

>>11937746
>that chin
oh no no no

>> No.11938852

>>11937818
lmao

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11938881

Guys!!!! I think the cute girl at the sandwich shop likes me. How do I ask her out?

>> No.11938884

>>11937746
She definitely has one of those disgusting cigarette voices too

>> No.11938905

>>11938178
Kek still remember that post