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What kind of gay feet do you have that you can’t even walk on grass bro

What's with the rest of the worlds obsession with Americans?

Reminder: we literally never think of you

>>11927423
kek, this.

>>11927423
Kek Americucks, I already see the tell sell solutions for "sharp" grass

>>11927439
Except when bombing them.

>>11927470
We don't really care about you then, either.

>>11927439
Everyone's thinking about the loudest retard at the back of the short bus because they don't have a choice.

>>11927439

>>11927487
>short bus
So what you're saying is that you are retarded?

>>11927423
That's what I read in one article that seemed true. Don't have any sources, sorry, and googling didn't show any results.

You can't understand that an hoa has guidelines so that you can't be a degenerate and live there. You can choose to live there or not. There are plenty of shit places to live where you don't have rules and standards. When you look at you're shit place and think, "wow, i'm glad a didn't spend money on yard upkeep. What a smart decision." The rest of us just think you're a lazy scumbag.

>not having a native grass that requires 0 watering and doesn’t give a shit if you walk all over it

>>11927392
And burgers say the UK is cucked

>>11927392
>living in an HOA, ever

Artificial grass is the lawn redpill

>>11927392
>plant vegatables on front lawn
>go to jail
Americans are mentally ill

>>11928603
you don't want people planting random shit on the front yard or else it'll become a sore eye and could even affect surrounding property prices if enough people screw up their lawns.

doing it in the backyard should be fine though

>>11928593
This, get some field turf for that perfect surface to play catch with your son on.

Quite simply, our gigantic, self-perpetuating consumer market is starting to run out of places to sell food. They've tried subsidies, price fixing, selling food in every third world country on the planet and finally, throwing huge quantities of food in the trash. Now we've reached the point where no more fat can be trimmed and our industrialists see Americans growing their own food as competition in an already dwindling market, so they lobbied for laws like this. Go to the supermarket and buy your food like a good citizen.

T. Burger

>>11927392
>costs money to maintain
not much
>wastes water
people don't water lawns where I live faggot
>requires spraying with toxic chemicals
no, they do not require any such thong dumbfuck
>can't be walked on because some types of grass are literally too sharp for bare feet
what are you smoking? even korean grass is great to walk on and that is the pokiest grass around. what kond of limp-wristed pussy are you?
>can't let children or pets play on it because of toxicity
stupidest comment of the day award right here. how does it feel to be both wrong and dumb as fuck?
>poisons wildlife that touches it
grass is non toxic you mongloid
>some HOA actually penalize owners who don't maintain a lawn
don't live in a HOA dumbfuck. people who choose to do so deserve what comes to them.
>backyard could be used for vegetables but again HOA can't allow it because of muh adjacent property value
HOA living is a VOLUNTARY decision dumbfuck, there really is no jooe for you at this point
>in some places it's against the law to not have a lawn (pic related)
then don't live there
Anyone care to explain?
>KYS immediately

>>11927392
you don't need to poison it, most people don't

>>11927392
Fucking neets I swear. I take pride on my lawn because it represents the discipline and order I live my life by. Only white trash ,mexicans and obese neets let their lawns look like literal yunk yards.

>>11927392
SWPLs are notoriously obsessed with their lawns, as it's a way for them to status signal to everyone. It's quite pathetic if you think about it.

Also there's laws against parking on lawns

>>11928830
kek

>>11928993
>SWPLs
Southern White Protestant Lawyers?

>>1192906
Stuff White People Like
Refers to white upper middle class college educated liberals who love to signal how liberal and wealthy they are.

I'm in Canada and I've only heard of HOAs for condo buildings. What's with Americans and hating freedom?

>>11928786
>pesticides used on lawn grass don't cause harm
https://beyondpesticides.org/assets/media/documents/lawn/factsheets/Pesticide.children.dontmix.pdf
"Studies show that children living in households where pesticides are used suffer elevated rates of leukemia, brain cancer and soft tissue sarcoma."

HOA only applies to planned communities, townhomes and condos. In most places, nobody has a say in what you grow. Lawns are great for kids and pets.

I would grow a garden once I get some time. Lawn is a luxury to show off how much land you own and not even too utilize it for living in cause you already have a mcmansion, it’s something Europoors (“outside of the aristocracy”) would not understand.

>>11927392
Imagine coping this hard with living in a commieblock

>>11928858
>I take pride on my lawn

>>11927392

>>11928673
>price of my house falls 2% because my neighbour grew a carrot

Land of the free.

>>11928858

This. It’s usually a good indicator of the quality of person that lives in that home.

>>11928786
>there really is no jooe

If only, anon.

>>11929616
This, at the end of the day. In the whole neighbourhoods of everywhere I've ever lived, the best, most to-themselves uptight people around were the ones who had flawless front lawns, this is in the UK. The houses that had unkempt lawns were inhabited by an obese loudmouth woman with 4 welfare kids. I would put a lot of faith in lawn/front house appearance -judging.

>>11927392
*sigh* our obsession with lawns stems (heh heh) from our reliance on residence as the primary investment vehicle. That way we'll have something to reverse mortgage to fund life support for during our last 10-20 years of our lives.

>>11929240
Based hank hill.

>>11928858
>I take pride on my lawn because it represents the discipline and order I live my life by.
> ,mexicans
>yunk yards
>discipline and order ha ha

>>11928858
Fucking boomers

>>11929185
Look at those perfectly straight lines. Now that's a now job you should be proud of.

>>11927392
It will always be a liberal city that busts you for this. You must live in their cage.

Because we actually own property instead of living in cuckhives

Firewall for householding, blocks ingressors.

>>11927470
>I'll just remind him of the U.S.A's global dominance and their penchant for enforcing their will through military force
>that will show him that the U.S.A. is weak

the state becomes more absolute

>>11929185
hey neighbor that's my house being built next door

>>11927392
because americans hate freedom

>>11927392
Freakanomics radio on America's stupid obsession with lawns - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxvatgU_r6Y

>>11928673
>oy vey
>the lady is literally robbing me when growing carrots!!!!
>muh property prices
>muh shekels, it's like anotha shoah.
>lock HER UP! lock that Nazi.

He is right. you're are mentally ill

>>11928673
If you want a say in what's done with private property, buy it. That's what they did and that's why they can do what they want with it.

>>11927439
Evil Mutt.
Servant of Jew.

>>11929182
Why would you use pesticides on grass? That seems like retarded extrapolating off a meme.

>>11927392
What the fuck is happening in that pic ? Is that even real ?

>>11929182
Nobody uses pesticides on a lawn.

>>11929185
Lawnlet burgers, everyone.

>>11927664
Dr. Ron Paul would be rolling in his grave...


...if he wasn't still alive and predicting the next collapse.

>>11927439
>worlds obsession with Americans
OH, I don't know. Maybe because you mess with other countries for your jewish overlords???

>>11931769
That looks really comfy anon. Shame the average American home has nearly twice as much land as the Average European.

It's literally because it's seen as a sign of being middle class/wealth/neatness.

It fucking retarded. We would be better off with vegetables in our front garden.

There are burgers who literally spray paint their lawns green now.

We have rules in this country instead of your shitholes.

Why is the woman facing jail time a good thing?

Well let us everyone here grow carrots where they want without any regulation

The next thing you know your neighbor is having a row of Cannabis plants

Next week Opium poppies etc.

You get the deal.

If you cannot live by the rules of this country: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

>>11930840
>>11928673

In some contexts you can't do as you wish even if it's your private property as you could be affecting the neighbours or the street image. As I said it's highly dependant on where she lives in - should be fine in a bumfuck nowhere suburb but if it's in a relatively well-serviced area then street image becomes important.

Faggots talk shit about chinks not mowing their lawns but is ok with a lady plowing shit on their front yard as fertilizers

>>11931861
>We have rules in this country instead of your shitholes.
SHALL.
NOT.
BE.
INFRINGED.

(The growing of carrots etc. in one's garden in this case)

>>11927506
He's too retarded to realize that that is what he said.

>>11928858
>yunk yards

Fuck right off.

>>11931810
That's mostly because americans don't mind commuting 2h+ a day. It's not in our culture, so we usually live in denser cities. That's my holoday house, I also have a condo inner city.

>>11928673
They passed a law over that in Missouri, called the right to farm act. It Shall not be illegal to grow your own food on your own property

>>11927486
Kek

>>11928858
So, this whole thread needs context and discussing about this without more info is pointless pub boomer banter. Fuck off.
Vegetable gardens can be very nice if done right.

>>11931967
Frenchfag, that's your parent's holiday house. Or do I remember wrong?

>>11932082
Technically I own 25% of it, and of the surrounding lands. But yes, it has been in my family for a few centuries.

>>11929103
Americans love unions, as long as they’re not called “unions”

>>11932089
I have a mountain family house plus land in Italy. It's spread across several uncles and cousins since my grandfather's death though so it'll go wasted with time I fear. If I make it I'm restoring it to the old glory and will spend a few weeks a year there walking in the woods and watching the stove.

>>11927392
Its illegal in Canada to heat your home with a stove. A country that goes down to like -40C and you cant even heat your own home.

>>11932132
My plan is to put money aside to turn the old barn into a second house, or an extension of the first.
Maybe buy the farm right next, which is owned by another branch of the family, but nobody lives there anymore. That part is even older than ours, and there's a second barn attached. That would make a really big house.

>>11932142
>Its illegal in Canada to heat your home with a stove
Why that ?

>>11932264
Because burning wood puts carbon into the atmosphere goy, but no really because big business interests lobbied turdeau and the Quebec leftist government so they could make more money. Reminder everything done under democracy is merely an excuse for why its really being done. See Welcome to Leith if you disagree.

>>11932288
>burning wood puts carbon into the atmosphere
Isn't 80+% of your power coming from burning oil and coal anyway ?

>>11932291
Yea but youre not supposed to think about stuff like that, Im sure its racist somehow. Ask the CBC, Im sure they will find a way.
I got one, poor non-whites in cities dont have access to wood so its discriminatory, there, its racist.

>>11931865
>neighbours or the street image.
Maybe if you cant handle some diversity in your neighborhood you must buy pic related and gtfo your retarded lawn-nazi ass out our the cities?

God damn't build a wall and stop staring at her garden if you don't like it. It's your problem not hers.

Or just KYS. or whatever you feel like. There are 1000 options.

>>11932316
Actually I understand not wanting to have stoves in cities, because given the amount of population it turns the city in a smog-filled nightmare like in India or China. However, in the countryside it's a pretty green thing to have a wood burning stove. You can burn all the trees that fall because of the snow or the storms. That's generally how we do it here.

>>11932332
Yea Im saying its illegal in the country. I was mostly joking that its racist against non-whites who live in cities because apartment blocks cant have chimneys. I still wouldnt put it past the commie Canadian government to genuinely take woodstove rights away from the countryside in order to make them "equal" to city niggers, chinks and pajeets.

>>11932354
>because apartment blocks cant have chimneys
How so ? We do have a lot of apartment blocks with chimneys and fireplaces here, mostly in old buildings.

>he doesn't dominate his neighbour's lawn

https://youtu.be/Mtl0Hfq2koU

>>11927392
Monsatan are job creators you commie bastird

>>11927439
>we literally never think
Ftfy

>>11933365
Yet only Americans can land on Mars or develop complex technology like operating systems.