/biz/ - Business & Finance

So is this the pivot that makes /biz/ profitable?

Bump this is doing God’s work frens

>>11911749
Yes actually. If you happen to report a big fish thot who has evaded over $200,000 the IRS will reward you with 15-30% of what they collected.

>>11911736
has anyone actually made money from this?

Don't you have to have their SSN to get money?

>>11911749
Unironically. Turning online thot culture into an anti-tax vote can be the swing that INSTANTLY pushes tax deductions onto the national demand. We've already got white guys wanting it, if we get white women too we have 56% of the USA.

>>11911827
no the irs isn't gonna give you shit
this would take years

How do I report a thot? I know a girl that is a legit escort with a paid site and her face blurred out on it. Is there a way to report her website?

>>11911880
Nope, all you really need is some form of evidence that they make money off e-whoring (twitter handle, snapchat, ect.) and the IRS can take it from there. On the very form that you fill out it says info is optional.
Fill out as much as you can however, any reward coming your way depends on how helpful you were.

land of the free everyone kek

>>11911944
Here ya go, buddy.

>pathetic bitter virgin general

>>11912016
incel here, i'm just fighting for the equality you want m'lady

>>11911736
All these horror stories makes me just want to say fuck the IRS and I wouldn't even wish these nightmares on my worst enemies.

>>11912045
https://mobile.twitter.com/TobiTelford/with_replies?lang=en
^thats the thot in question if you’re bored my incel friend, her name is Ashley Warner and she comes from a very well to do family in cincinatti but decided to become a prostitute for some reason. If you’re a NEET with some time to kill feel free to fill out the form and report her, let me know if you need any info fren.

>>11912016
being a fat mentally ill man that poses online as a "reluctant kneepad girl" for months on end - what is it that keeps you from killing yourself?

Thank you all anons. You're doing gods work putting these stuck up thots in their places. Keep those reports up!

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/1066384027362476038

Does anyone know who this guy is? Seems pretty entertaining.

>>11912822
GAMERS RISE UP

nah but for real #ThotAudit is funny as fuck even if taxes are theft. I hate roasties.

>thanks for your report sir, now can you give us your full name , social security and bank account to send your reward?
>huh.. looks like you have some missing reports on your income sir..you know that every time you switch a meme coin for an another its a taxable event right sir?

>>11912992
So the e-whores and retards who traded real money for digital monopoly money both get fucked.
Whats so bad about that?

>>11911736

Paying taxes is slave mentality.

>>11911736

If the IRS wants to come after me for my crypto purchases and my MTG sales they'd better send a mossad agent to shoot me in the back in the skull I've become way to black pilled for this world.

>Unironically helping the IRS

Jesus /biz/ what the fuck happened to you?

>>11913100
its /pol/tards trying to get angry bizlets that can't afford brapwhores to do their bidding

>>11911736
This shit is old already. lol.

>>11913100
>Men say we need to pay less taxes for less welfare
>Women get welfare and don't pay taxes
>Women and minorities outvote men
>SUDDENLY, women pay taxes
>Women and men outvote minorities

>>11913100
You make commission off the referrals to the IRS

>>11913258
>only women don't pay taxes
imagine being THAT much of an incel

>>11911880
no dumbass you give YOUR SSN to get money, why tf would the IRS reward people for gathering others' SSNs?

>>11913260
>You make commission off the referrals to the IRS

Yeah if an individual is somehow dodging over $100k in taxes, and you're still helping the fucking IRS

>>11911736
Now some puns:
The thot-com bubble
Whoremeggedon
Ragnathot
Thotli yuga
Thotpocalypse
The brapture
Thotlocaust
The hoah
The whorelodomor
The Great leap whoreward
The sinking of the tit-anic
Hericane thotrina
Whorenado of trolls
FukaSHEma
World whore 2
Thottergate
Bitchkrieg
Thötterdämmerung
Whorehammer Endtimes Spermintide

>>11911991
How am I supposed to report an escort on Instagram who does lewd things for people if I don't know her address or social security number?

>>11911935
This

>>11911827

no but thats not the actual point

>>11914030
You dont need all that info, fill out what you can. The reward is based on how helpful (info you gave) you were though.

>>11914030
"Leave blank any lines you do not know"

Read dumbass

>>11914030

You only need one real piece of information on someone and you can dig up everything else if you're willing to look hard enough

What's wrong with thots? I like thots. No one who might be labeled a thot has ever done anything to me. Seems cruel to pick someone out who is trying to make a living and intentionally fuck with their lives.

Please don't participate in this, biz.

Tbh, if taxes are theft then taking a cut of someone's taxes is like being one of thieves. Be better than this.

And on a selfish note, I happen to like seeing thots on the internet. If some hot person I'm wuprr attracted to wants to show me their body then, um, I actually am happy about that. Discouraging that seems like making the world a worse place for me.

If anything, it would be cool if there were more thots. :/

>>11914218
Post tits

>>11914308
Done. Now it's your turn.

>>11911749

Yes, I'm already in the green off my initial investment of $0

What if im not a burger? I can still report thots/streamers/youtubers?

>>11911736
writing in the epic thread

>>11914145
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>>11914172
Nice thanks