/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11899336
Only fuck virgins

have frequent unprotected sex with dozens of young women under an assumed identity

>>11899336

We need more hot guys on /biz/. Fuck these whores

>>11899336
Unironically escorts. Cheaper than ordinary golddigging thots.

>>11899336

>>11899336
Fuck the 16-17yo from Gymnasium, not Hauptschule.

>>11899336
Anal or vasectomies, I guess.

And get high-quality escorts who are card-carrying clean or else you'll probably get hepatitis and AIDs before too long. Though you'll end up getting herpes no matter what, so look forward to that.

>>11899336
Those fake eyebrows are shit but I would suck those milkers dry

>>11899402
you wont be having unprotected sex though

>>11899395
gr8 b8 m8 it’s f8 to r8 this 8/8

>>11899462
Diese

>>11899336
Unironically grow up and get married, you degenate sack of shit

>>11899336
m-mommy milkers

>>11899592
lmao bitter roastie detected

>>11899336
GIVE ME MILKIES

Writing a will before committing suicide

>>11899336
>>11899592
>>11899624
Just your average narcissistic Millennial fantasy of gross overconsumption and unwarranted self-importance. You can find it anywhere you can find 18-35 year old males on the internet.

>>11899372
how do you verify this

>>11899677
You are a loser. I know this because i think the same as you and am verifiably a loser. Quit coping for your lack of ambition by talking shit on those who have it.

>>11899790
lol. This needs to be on a banner or macro.

>>11899794
See >>11899592

>>11899790
Block chain technology since it is immutable.

Sauuuuuce plz!

>>11899818
>martina-finocchio
filename lol

>>11899807
Nah. Already did that one, it was a colossal waste of time and money. I would have been better off banging worthless sluts and saving for early retirement. You will meet a lot of men like this.

>>11899944
Just because you're bitter and you've given up on happiness doesn't mean other people should do it. I can kind of guess why your marriage didn't work out for you, too.

>>11899336
compartmentalize your life into your LLC('s). "you" don't actually own much, is all your "company's".

>>11899677
seething roastie

>>11899998
>implying marriage is the only path to happiness
>implying you can't get married after you make it
You don't understand my situation. I developed an debilitating and expensive health condition that forced me into a lower pay/lower stress job. My ex didn't like that and cleaned me out. Had I not married her (in part because of the notion that 'growing up' meant marriage), I would be doing fine in spite of the illness. I used to cope just like you and spurn sexual ambition, but it got me nowhere. Keep your moralizing to yourself, fag.

>>11899336
Attack the anal area only

>>11899336
God you made me laugh. Keep it up, it makes my day!

>>11899336
Does she take it in the pooper?

>>11899381
This.
>>11899395
Fuck off faggot.

>>11899462
WTF does this mean?

>>11899790
In the old days, girls were promised to men of status for marriage on the condition they be unsullied. The man would find out on their wedding night if he broke her Hyman. If there was no blood the marriage was considered annulled and the girl lived in shame the rest of her life as the entire village was made privy.

>>11901830
Feels comfy desu.

>>11899336
fuck traps

>>11899336
>>11899372
>>11899790
>>11899808
KEKKED AND SAVED

>>11902235
roastie detected

>>11899808
I BELIEVE IN THE BLORKCHAIN

>>11900832
I'd be surprised if she didn't desu

>>11899998
u were close

>>11899499
do they get tested for HPV as well? Im terrified of HPV as it increases cancer risks and most roasties carry it.

>>11903704
Get the HPV vaccine.

>>11903925
I thought adults werent supposed to get it, 26+ in age. But it turns out they just arent recommended because of all the sex people have had by 26 means they already got it.
>The human papillomavirus vaccine is FDA-approved only through age 26, with the thinking that by that time women (and men) have had enough sex that they're probably already exposed to the virus and won't benefit.
jokes on them tho

Kidnap amish women

>>11901830
You can fuck and not break her hymen if your dick is too small

>>11903704
Everyone has HPV, you'll probably get it one way or another

>>11899559
It's called BB which is short for bareback kiddo

>>11900022
What exactly is meant by this? So for an example, if I wanted to buy a computer I would write it off as a business expense? Is this what you mean by compartmentalize?

>>11904225
> Everyone has HPV, you'll probably get it one way or another

E-e-everyone else has AIDS... Right? Right? I'm not a filthy degenerate slut, right?

>>11904225
Not if you’re still a virgin at 33. I’m making sure my future wife doesn’t have it either.

>>11902235
it wasnt even that great faggot

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GIRL SO HOT THAT EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GOTTA MAXIMIZE IT

I wish you people would stop posting porn on a worksafe board

>>11903704
everyone carries hpv you do too its just so many kinds you can always get new variants

>>11904890
you get the first batch at birth from your mother nigga virgins have it too it also not just sexually transmitted

>>11899336
MODS !!!

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