/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11868477
NVDA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Who here /JUST'd/?

>>11868490
>THIS. CANNOT. BE. HAPPENING.

ahhhhh, what a cozy half day. Too bad that only means half the profits for bears today but Red Monday will provide.

>>11868477
First for comeback

I ruined my life

>>11868506
you had me worried there, thinking you were JUST'd. Don't do that again please.

>>11868518
tell us who you are

I think that AI/AR (rel. tech) will increase, diversify and extend division of labor, and because of this it will increase jobs on long term. It might shoa some jobs in short term though. But that is just me.

>>11868501
Bear'd and red-marketed

c-could the bull come back?
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/23/bank-of-america-sees-market-decline-next-year-there-is-now-an-alternative-to-stocks.html
>Bank of America Merrill Lynch's Savita Subramanian says the S&P 500 will rise to 3,000 by the end of this year

Gonna aim fot retirement in 2050, how does 75% Vanguard S+P 500 and 25% BRK.B sound?

>>11868539
>>11868539
Fuck off

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>11868575
It sure can.

See pic relsted to see where we are at in terms of the collapse.

>>11868617
What is your age? Can use a compound calculator to see how much you need to retire a millionaire.

>>11868627
Do take the cash or DRIP?

>>11868638
drip if you're tax advantaged.

quite a boring week. anyways, spy looken very neutral now

short 4chan
we had a good run

>>11868638
DRIP everything but my position in KO because its overweight.

>>11868520
I gamble to distract you from your own losing portfolio.

>>11868627
Which frens do you have coming over soon?

>>11868661
>KO overweight
no such thing divanon.

>>11868660
>4chanX just stopped working

I agree

>>11868633
Yeah I guess I could just work at a shitty job and just save up a ton. It's a shame that I'm limited in what I can do but whatever.

>>11868724
i work a 'shitty' job but im going to make it.

Im 24 and deliver pizza for about $3k a month after taxes/gas, and invest over 1k monthly. Usually i can buy upto $1500, my costs are 1500-2000 monthly. Even making very little money if you save efficiently and don't waste money on useless shit before and during retirement you dont need multi millions to retire, and you certainly dont need to work until 65+. I probably will never make much more than i do right now but ill still be done working well before 50, and currently are projected to be done at 41-42

>>11868751
I'm almost 30 though but whatever I guess.i doubt ill live until 65 tbdesu I dont even want too

>>11868751
Damn, you're a magician with money. I'm just hoping to be at a point where I'm investing a grand a month into, well, stocks, options gambles, guns, prepper shits and boomermetals.

>>11868630
what do the lines say

im too brainlet for that TA shit

>>11868702
check the url :^)

>>11868778
o fuggle

can I just switch a couple url's in 4chan x code to fix this?

>>11868800
>>11868778
When is 4chan X gonna update I hate using this interface. The other chans are too slow or too important to mention on cuckchan.

>>11868800
that's not the only change :^)

What was the reason for 4channel work safe boards? Should definitely be under 4chan all of them - REVERT

>>11868894
is that you trump?

>>11868894
because 4chan was blocked by adlists.

>>11868899
kek that really is uncanny

>>11868894
>>11868899
>>11868915
Nobody wanted to advertise when the blue boards were lumped in with hentai and futa and shit.

>>11868880
are you an old granny or something and don't use adblock?

>>11868627
>he favors dividends over capital appreciation
>he wants to be taxed during the CURRENT YEAR.jpg at his regular income rate vs. the capital gains rate whenever he sells

why do you persist

I wanna make 600dollars a week.

>>11869025
>I wanna make 600 dollars a week
Don't we all?

>>11869001
compounding interest in the form of dividend growth + DRIP

>>11868638
Yo, good lookin out with that DRIP pick. Bought in last Tuesday and it mooned today.

>>11868477
sell as long as you can

>>11869100

What the fuck is 4channel?

>>11869100
>>11869251
DRIP = dividend reinvestment plan

>>11869277
hiro wants advertising shekels, so he moved the blue boards to a different url

>>11868477
THOUGHTS??? Bros seriously. Look at the peak we're on. Donny Two-Scoops is going to fucking wreck us.

larger view. Look at this shit. 2019-2020 bloodbath incoming. normies are going to cry. this is going to destroy crypto as well. we are looking at a JUSTING that will make this year look like a tea party.

>>11869290
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I GET A (YOU) FROM THAT?

>>11869277
your new favorite website silly :)

>>11869309
you posted the wrong girl

what’s interest rates?
i keep hearing on the news that due to interest rates rising/falling the bonds/stocks are X or Y and etc

>>11869386
>what are interest rates
wew

>>11869386
> What are interest rates.
Tyranny.

>>11869386
its just stuff.
dont worry about it everything you hear on the news is a fucking shit

>>11869386
at their most basic, interest rates set the demand for cash.

as interest rates increase, yields on debt (i.e. bonds) increase. pre-existing bonds lose value, because they have yields that are lower than can be bought on the open market, or directly from the government.

equities like stocks lose value for several reasons. as interest rates increase, cash becomes more valuable, which inherently reduces stock prices. also, stock yields must rise to compete with bond and debt instrument yields, so the stock prices fall relative to stock dividend payments. also, companies dependent on cheap credit (that have poor debt ratings) suffer liquidity issues under an environment of rising rates.

as central banks like the federal reserve raise interest rates, they make money "more expensive," which is called quantitative tightening. vice versa, money becomes cheaper, quantitative easing.

how come btc-usd is 4k but btc-cad is 6k?

>>11869448
The question of interest rates and what they are would be so much more simpler without Government meddling. Gold Standard was really a 'price of liberty' in one sense..

>red boards aren't even in the navbar anymore
How do I short Gookmoot?

>4channel

gay as fuck

How do I short 4chan?

>>11869309
>>11869330
as far as I can tell (you)'s no longer exist on 4channel

gookmoot was a mistake

>>11869824
@ me and ill tell you

>>11869835
Please @ me too famalam

>>11869835
yea i once again got no (you) from that reply
>>11869858
>>11869835
>>11869858
>>11869835
>>11869858
>>11869835
>>11869858

>this is the future you chose

when will someone invent timetravel already?
the future just keeps on getting worse

>>11869864
fucking nip shit gook nigger moot

>>11869864

FUCK YOU HIRO YOU BROKE IT

>>11869294
You listen to that guy. I've followed this chart all the way since Oct and made heaps. Ignore the dates but see the levels.

Look at Oil. World house prices. Interest rates and debt. The global economy isn't healthy. Plus a crash happens every 10 years without fail. PLUS demographics. Boomers are retired and dying.

Real nice gravestone doji on the S&P500 daily today. Still waiting to see what happens when the October low is hit.

>>11869598
>>11869784
>>11869822
Now he will be able to have honest adds, it is good economically

>>11870051
Who is going to buy ad space on a dead website?

>>11870076
>implying anyone here has the will power to leave over a domain name change
ha

Someone please give me a (you) for research purposes.

Buy DOG

>>11870108
(you)

>>11870108
testing

>>11870161
>>11870149
Nothing yet

>>11870149

D U M P
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji1gLZPeVpU

D U M P
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>>11868751
Yeah like this guy said.
I make just under 27k a year. But I have a pension + 401k + savings/brokerage (which I add to each month). My col is low. I live close to work. My car is paid for. (My wife's is to). The only debt is credit card (1k) and a house. Will I be a millionaire by the time I can retire from my job at age 50? Hell no. But I will be able to just kick back and just enjoy life. No having to work unless I just want to.

Key supports for S&P500 long term trend. October low at $2603 and February low at $2532. Highlighted in hot pink. Because. One of these has to hold. If both break it's going to be 2008 all over again and possibly worse.

Now there's no goddamned economic reason why those double bottoms shouldn't hold right now. Where is crisis? Where are the empty office buildings and waves of bankruptcies? Some of that stuff should have happened already.

>>11870269

If the October and February lows both break, the yellow trend line is where the S&P is headed. And that ain't gonna be cool.

>>11870149
>>11870207
Every time I read nick land I stroke out and orasgm

Donald will not fail, the economy is saved in T minus 7 days from NOW.

>>11870327
whats the easiest way to short britian (because BREXIT)

puts on a british etf? whats some of the cheapest puts available against britian?

>>11870269
we never retested feb lows. Were heading right back down there, bouncing, then riding down to 2450.

can winter be over soon I fucking hate this shit.

Golden Bullerun confirmed for Monday

>>11870360
Short eur/gbp you lazy cuck

>>11870430
Agweed!

>>11870371
>we never retested feb lows. Were heading right back down there, bouncing, then riding down to 2450.

Okay, why $2450 for the low?

>>11870394
Winter is the Holy season, use your suffering to purge your impurities.
>I unironically believe this

>>11870269
>implying technicals mean anything in the long term

support lines aren't what's going to determine how the market does, interest rates and trade with china is
technicals are useful for predicting fluctuations in the absence of news or other fundamental catalysts
in the long term, fundamentals are what actually causes the market to move in a certain direction

>>11870269
>>11870619
technicals are just a reflection of what's already happened, both in the short term and the long term

>>11870625

based iguana

>>11870619
>>11870625
>tfw spent $5000 on custom metastock indicators and still in the red

>>11870269
>>11870619
>>11870625
fundamentals are the things that happen, technicals are how people react to those events
technicals are useful in the short term because they predict how people will act in the absence of fundamental catalysts
in the long term, they don't mean anything because technical analysis have no way of predicting how the fundamentals of the market, a company, or a given market index will change

>>11870655
it's even more satisfying with audio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToUBvWxwRIU

>>11870690
Got it backwards. Fundamentals are the things that have happened and how they are, TA is prediction.

>>11870446
Thats not the best pair for it desu.

>>11870690
>technicals, fundamentals, and meme lines

The idea behind TA is that certain patterns routinely repeat themselves in the stock market. Part of the idea is that these things tend to hold true regardless of the machinations going on to cause the price fluctuations. Now, keep in mind TA ain't no crystal ball and if anyone is trying to show you some meme lines and say such and such will 100% happen, that TA ain't no good. I use it more along the lines of; 'if scenario A, then A2, A3, etc. are likely', if scenario A does not happen, then scenario B along with B2, B3 are likely to follow'. That translates to my actual trading like: scenario A conditions met- follow plan A trades, if scenario A conditions not met, consult plan B, and so on.

More to the point: if October's low is broken, scale back positions and hedge. If February's low is broken, liquidate and go short. That is more or less my plan. February low getting broken is a red hell breakdown and could continue dropping for some time, in which case I want to be majority short on my positions.

>>11870730
that's what I said, my guy

>>11868597
A-okay

>>11870853
that image allways gets a giggle out of me.

The infamous hacker known as 4channel doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Is there a way to make money making people laugh without becoming famous?

>>11871133

Yup. I wish Hiro had at least tested things before pushing the update. Bunch of stuff broke on the blue boards.

>>11871190
>Is there a way to make money making people laugh without becoming famous?

Write comedy novels or something? Authors usually aren't famous to the degree of getting recognized in public constantly. Tough line of work to try to make decent money though.

>>11871211

Or run comedy website or comedy youtube channel with vids you don't personally appear in. That's all I can think of.

>>11871211
I just want to make a living making people laugh but if I become famous which I will... I'll literally have to kill myself.

>>11871199

oh hey the (you)s are fixed now

I got 2k from shorting this week should i go with T or COMCAST. leaning towards comcast as they are more stable but feel like i can get more return on T anyone has thoughts on this

>>11871248
bullshit, test me?

>>11871318
(You)
Now someone @ me.

Is this what /smg/ falls to during the weekend?

>>11868477
>tfw they expect me to clench all weekend long until monday morning

HOLY FUCK COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>11871225
>>11871190
Can I get more answers to this??
Also do we have a discord?

>>11871357
Cutey

>>11871225
tell me a funny joke

while we all asking stupid questions:
anyone have finviz elite account they can share pls @_@ ?

>>11871397
i don't wanna.

>>11871403
do whatttt

>>11871403
your right that is a stupid question its just 20bucks just pay for it for a month if you cant make it work for you then cancel

>>11871413
all of me credit cardss maxed out and no money anyways pls only want to use for 1 month

>>11871357
>>11871393
hooray, it is fixed

>>11871386
>Also do we have a discord?

ewww no

>>11871435

>>11871481
kek nice one

>>11871386
>Also do we have a discord?

we don't have or want a discord

>>11871190
>>11871225
please kill yourself now and stop shitting up the thread with off-topic posts

>>11871597
I didn't realize asking how to make money was off topic.

>>11871573
Idiot

>>11871614
this is the stock market general, not the "pls tell me how to maek money" general

>>11871386
I'd rather have my dick be eaten by a swarm of ants than join a discord.

>>11871654
I mean you could just have it be dead since the stock market isn't even awake right now or I could just talk financial stuff.

>>11871688
I would rather have it be "dead" than read your posts

>>11871694
im sorry

Buy Disney and T, as well as other internment conglomerates. When you realize it's them pulling the strings?
>>11871742
Never apologize on the internet

>>11871510
Spicer made that fucken show

>>11871761
omg you have childhood crush on Spicer too!? @_@

>>11871742
it's not necessarily solely that your posts are off topic, it's that your posts are both off-topic and bad
i made a thread asking this question for you, you might be able to find an answer in there

>>>/adv/20281088

>>11871800
Why don't you just be my bf instead?

>>11871855
>implying I would date a person who makes bad posts on 4chan

>>11871855
>dating people who post on 4chan
You disgust me.

nobody likes me..

>>11871798
I remember that show! They used Texas Anon's likeness in it!

>>11871966
maybe if you weren't such a wet sandwich when it came to irl convo and internet posts, people would like you a little bit more.

I personally won't like you until you admit we're going into the Greater Depression and short the spy at least once.

>>11871975
Aren't we in recession?
Idc the economy will bounce back. If anything now's the Time to buy

>Blackrock buys 170,565 Deans Food shares
nice just bought 100k

>>11872018
>The economy will bounce back
What makes you think this is a guarantee? I'm shorting this sumbitch until the nukes drop and release me from this hell I know.

while we're on the topic of off topic anyone recommend me a good anime preferably about any combination of degenerate gambling/sloots/salary men

>>11872041
I mean the economy has always bounced back lol. If it didn't we wouldn't have an economy. If the economy fails to the level you're saying than we have much bigger problems lol

>>11872046
Kaiji if you haven't seen it (smg classico) and the Tonegawa spinoff was good as well
>>11872051
Based blind faith in the market

>>11872051
Yea and the Turkey thought it would be fed every single day until Thanksgiving happened to come by.

>>11871510
>>11871761
>>11871798
>>11871967
spicer was amazing in the second half of the show

mask witch got hot when she became human too

the evil bean was fucking retarded though

>>11872078
I watched the first two seasons, kinda dragged on a bit was quite good

Post a stock you're interested in and why

>VTGN

VTGN is making a drug called AV-101 to treat depression and neuropathic pain
AV-101 acts on the same neurological pathway in the same way as ketamine (they're both NMDA antagonists), and there's significant scientific literature, as well as increasing use in clinical settings, supporting the efficacy of ketamine in treating both of those things
The advantages AV-101 has over ketamine is that it's orally bioavailable (you can take it as pills instead of having to inject it), which makes it a lot more likely for doctors to prescribe it, and it has fewer long-term side effects and safety concerns than ketamine
Its performance in clinical trials and the fact that it's been fast tracked by the FDA twice indicate that it's a promising drug that can potentially solve the problems of a drug that's been proven to be very effective but has several disadvantages hindering its adoption as a more widespread means of treatment

In terms of technicals, it ran up to $2 after news of its latest fast track designation was released, and then slowly dipped for the next few weeks
It bounced very nicely today, going up 9.5% and closing above the 50 day moving average

It's a small-cap biotech stock, so it's naturally very volatile and will dip and rise wildly on relatively low volume, in addition to being vulnerable to short term manipulation
Ultimately, the winning strategy is to be patient and hold as long as the fundamentals are there

http://www.pharmatimes.com/magazine/2018/november_2018/company_focus_vistagen#.W84iOIsVBuU.twitter
https://ir.vistagen.com/press-releases/detail/79
https://www.streetinsider.com/Corporate+News/VistaGen+Therapeutics+%28VTGN%29+Granted+FDA+Fast+Track+Designation+for+Development+of+AV-101+as+a+Non-Opioid+Treatment+for+Neuropathic+Pain/14669763.html
https://www.tipranks.com/stocks/vtgn/price-target

>>11872108
*but was quite good

>>11872046
Akagi (made by the same guy who made Kaiji)
Chuukan Kanriroku Tonegawa (it is to Kaiji as Better Call Saul is to Breaking Bad)
Legend of the Galactic Heroes (the best anime ever made, imo)
Shigurui (gory, dark and atmospheric samurai anime)

>>11872120
AMD clan reporting in.
>why
because my dick is too big to fuck your whore of a mom

>>11872120
ADBE looks like the next major tech dump

>>11872108
>>11872123
Yeah the pachinko part was long and slowwwww. I watched it back when I was drinking heavy and I kinda liked that though. No other reccs based on your criteria, but Paranoia Agent is a legitimate masterpiece/ favorite of all time and it seems like few people I talk to have ever seen it.

>>11872169
>>11872149
thanks senpaitachi

>>11872120
>LMT
its big, its military tech, its aerospace and automated drones/bots, fat dividends, steady growth, and working for DARPA at the skunkworks is my literal dream job (dont care what im making, R&D/testing with the most advanced tech and huge budget is literally heaven)

plus if any Civilian company is going to create sustainable nuclear fusion power generation, its them, which would moonshot their value, not to mention the world economy

plus brown-nosing a company that can literally make and deliver their own nuclear weapons cant ever be a bad thing right?
>right??

>>11872169
Satoshi Kon was great, it's a shame we didn't get more full-length anime out of him before he died

I think you'd like Haibane Renmei, Serial Experiments Lain, and Texhnolyze

>>11872120
AMRN

Drug that shows lots of promise to combat risk for having a heart attack. Trial results already out, Drug results are encouraging. They are getting ready to roll out sales people/marketing the drug. 2 billion is estimated in profit for 2019 alone. Takeover offer is very likely since this is small company and drug is locked up via patents/etc for a long time. So far the stock is kinda low due to a lot of fear surrounding a placebo pill (fake) used during the trial. No one doubts the drug works, rather they question the amount of reduction.

>>11872120

Couple new ones (for me) in the dude weed I'm eyeing. Keep in mind I'm a swing trader and am not as interested in fundamentals as I am in the chart and whether there are good entry setups currently. Anyway.

GW Pharma. Two reason: 1. while they have had shit financials to report every single time historically, the most recent earnings call produced a surprise beat. Meaning they've probably got half-ass decent earnings coming up next Thursday as well. 2. Chart looks good for continuation as it just bounced off the long term trend line a couple days ago. I entered a position on this just this morning.

Organigram. Canadian dude weed outfit. Somewhat underappreciated. Earnings coming next Friday. Previous earnings were excellent. Chart setup is very similar to GW Pharma's. Actually a lot of the dude weed charts are in similar position to either continue long term bullish trend or break trend and deep dive. My stop losses are set accordingly.

I'm gambling on earnings for both other these but would have entered for short term swings regardless because of the chart positions.

>>11872120
$KO, obviously. Everyone likes a cool glass of refreshing coke. It's just a simple long-term gamble that people will continue to like it. Oh, and ex-div is next week too so there's that going for me.

>>11872169
Also Shigurui
The first episode is a bit boring, but it gets much better after

>>11871967
watched this today and though of texas anon :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hExnRquA67w&t=72s

>>11872120
Disney & T

Both are cheap, both have nice fat divs, both will be with us still in 30 yrs, both have several different divisions that generate profit for the company. Bonus; Bag Fox to get Dis cheap. Yes; Fox shareholders will get Dis shares once that deal closes (first part of 2019). If Dis is trading at over $100 per then 1 fox = 0.33 Dis. If Dis falls to under $95 then 1 fox = 0.40 dis. But combine that with Drip and you get a nice way to bag Dis or increase your current Dis holdings cheap. Plus I think that you will still keep Fox stock in the "New Fox" spin off of all assets not going to Disney.

>>11872273
Good lord aniki was jacked. There are no smol twinks though, whats with that?
>>11872204
I love lain!

>>11872192
The top 5 or 6 equities in ITA are buys for the imminent race to space

Anyone else get that weird robinhood bug tonight where it gives you a shitton of negative buying power from options? Nearly had a heart attack seeing -$2k until I realized it was just my put assignment from spread earlier.

>>11872120
WMT

It's everywhere, sports a fat div, rolling out new things to generate profit, the in store pharmacy will be generating a load of profit for them due to all the new wave of older folk needing pills as time goes on. The home based grocery delivery will be very popular (why drive to the store/deal with hassle to get your shit when they'll bring it to you?)

>>11872376
Kroger does that but better. And Kroger is shit.

OH NO NO NO
OH NO
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

https://old.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/9zucew/can_someone_explain_to_me_what_happened_my/

Should I kill myself?

4chanx has been updated!!!!!!!

finally

>>11872363
its really hard to lose long term with any of the big Defense contractors, and energy can be just as big of a market as space hardware

so why not get companies that do both?

>>11872365
no, because only plebeians hold a majority of options

>>11872434
no.

>>11872424
lol yea that's the bug. Apparently robinhood is executing the buy legs on spreads today but waiting for the sell spreads for monday lol. And you get crazy screenshots like that.

>>11872434
Are you the same guy who was posting here back in june or july in the exact same despondant tone? I replied to him with an image of Nietzsche.

>>11871966
people on here, at the very least, would like you if you made better posts

>>11872434
if you're actually depressed and thinking about killing yourself, don't
if you're just an obnoxious shitposter who never contributes anything to threads on 4chan, then yes, please do
i don't actually dislike or have any negative feelings towards you as a person, I like dislike the posts you're making and want you to either make better posts or go away

>>11872464
its definitely the guy that used to post 'i work 12 hours a day never had sex how do I make money'

>>11872434
>>11871966
you're fine. Go work out and read a book

>>11872483
>family had an intervention
>realize that im too much of a loner and it's scaring people
>realize I haven't talked to another human being except at work in over 6 years
>haven't had sex in 8 years
>Haven't hung out with people in 7
>never talked to another human being until I was 16 except school

I've created an entire world in my head. My actual skill level is low but I've created an entire world that I'm trying to get others to visit one day. Actually I take it back it's my world lol humans are shit and all need to get maimed tortured and killed lol. This is my paradise. This is the world I created. Nothing in front of me is real I create reality. I just need to break one habit and enter freedom than lifes perfect.

How do I make money?

>>11872483
Oh damn your onto something there. There was that other (same?) guy who made posts JUST like these about how he was dyspraxic after smoking weed and wanted to kill himself.

>>11872453
Just waiting for an extension or userscript that gives you more themes and works on 4channel now

>>11872120
Amazon

Right now its cheap. They are rolling out new ways to bring in profit. AWS division is gonna be bringing in profit by the tons when they get all cozy with the DOD/CIA/etc. (One of the 2nd HQ's is right next door to the Pentagon). Needless to say Amazon ain't going anywhere. The stock hitting 4k is not far fetched; lots of analyst seem to agree on that.

>>11872453
>4chanx has been updated!!!!!!!

Oh fuck yes. Thank you for mentioning. That was an uncomfortable few hours.

How do you guys remember this shit lol?
I completely forgot about it lol.
I was just at work shitposting it

>>11872612
It's because your posts are bad my man. People on here do all sorts of absurd and socially unacceptable stuff; you can be a neet, a drug addict, a problem gambler, an alcoholic, a bloodthirsty girl who babytalks, hell I purport to be an unironic sorcerer IRL, but we all get along and make nice posts and have fun. The fact that multiple users can remember your same bad posts from months ago is alarming. Please just try to make good, on topic posts and have fun discussions. You'll be happier I promise

man, why is robinhood just shitting the bed recently? It can‘t be that difficult programming some fucking numbers in a database.

>>11872787
>hell I purport to be an unironic sorcerer IRL

Conjure a walrus.

>>11872814
>It can‘t be that difficult programming some fucking numbers in a database
This is by far the stupidest thing you've said.
Congratulations!
Robinhood is absolute shit because it's free.

>>11872520
Is this comfy speaking or a facsimile of the other poster?

GE below $7 next week

>>11872941
It's an older pasta from /smg/, a similar anon would come and sperg out about wanting to die and stuff and posted that.
It's been a while since we had a /suicide poster/
The best modification of the pasta is:

>family had an intervention
>realize that I'm alienating everybody I talk to because I keep shilling them defense micro-caps
>realize I haven't bought anything that hedges risk; actually don't have any idea how to risk manage or what diversification is
>haven't had sex
>haven't made a profit
>never knew that graphs came with indicators that indicate periods where stocks may be over bought or sold; that would have been really useful

I've been making money after a long period of not making money. My actual skill level at trading stocks have been getting more honed because I put more 'skin in the game' (that's exposure; look up what that means on your own lol). It's taken a lot of loss to get to this point but I've finally 'gotten' it, you know? Actually I take it all back, I lose a lotta money cause I invest in memes lol. I really know how to trade stocks. I just invest poorly on purpose. All the losses that I've taken are cause I really don't care too much about losing money, I can just make it all back. I just need to consistantly make 100% every week and lifes perfect.

How do I talk to girls?

>>11872994
God I hope so; plz let it fall to $5.

How do we get the new generations to drink milk again?

>>11873075

as opposed to soi?

>>11873075
we don't, it's disgusting

>>11873075
Bring back the early 2000s milk mustache Got Milk? campaign by Goodby Silverstein & Partners

Anyone else get by with just making $10 scalp trades? I’m too jelly handed to go for big gains.

>>11872120
LULU
It's way off its 52 week high solely because of the market tanking, girls wear this shit like underwear, buy buy buy!

>>11873124
they should put the ads on youtube and netflix but like really put an emphasis on the creaminess or something

>>11873134
>Anyone else get by with just making $10 scalp trades?

That was the second style of trading I tried when I first started learning. My history was long hodl, then speedy scalps whenever I had the time, to eventually settling on swing trading as focus. I didn't have much success with the scalping. It was too twitchy for me and I had a hard time getting trades in exactly where (which price point) I wanted them. Ultimately I broke even mostly with that style and felt like I wasn't getting anywhere.

>>11873075
gross.

animal titty juice is a bit too close to bestiality.

>>11873168
I think the zoomer audience would be turned off by that. It seems like the biggest trends in beverage marketing these days are all lightly flavored and zero calorie. Everyone wants a refreshing sparkling water, not heavy sticky milk. Also everyone knows how milk contains traces of cow blood and pus now, it's icky. Maybe Deans could start manufacturing a lightly carbonated milk in a skinny can with a letter missing from the name. "Crem" or something.
I predict a continuing upswing in the yogurt and healthy cheese market though

>>11873075
New generations are increasingly non-white so you can't. Milk is poison for niggers and other sub-humans. Dairy won't exist in 100 years.

>>11872858
I don't know if that's the dumbest thing I've said, considering I do shill coke on a near daily basis.
>>11873209
>Also everyone knows how milk contains traces of cow blood and pus now
I didn't know that. And I didn't want to know that.

>>11873169
I only scalp stock I am holding anyways and I only buy dividend stocks in case I get stuck holding a bag for a while. Idk, I made $200 last month and I was wondering how sustainable that is.

>>11873235
Fuck fuck fuck. It’s hopeless. It’s already over.

How exactly do I short human civilization? Is there an inverse ETF for our children’s’ futures? At this point I’m just going to go full degenerate boomer, snort coke, fuck whores, buy a ‘66 Mustang, and go on cruises at this point. Humans are never going never colonize space. We’ll get wiped out in one fell swoop by a random meteor.

All because boomers, commies and neocohens wanted slave labor and big black dick.

>>11873075
the extremely high infant mortality rates of the 17th to 18th century were directly caused by people experimenting with unfermented animal milk as food
lactose tolerance is actually a genetic mutation

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30234385

>>11873261
>>11873209
Bullshit. Buy organic and well treated cows and you’re not going to get that. The blood and pus is from mistreated and robotically pumped cows, and even then they pasteurize and filter the milk. Organic and filtered milk like Fairlife might be a little more expensive, but it’s worth it.

Honestly, they should make factory farming illegal, so only the upper classes can have access to meat and dairy. Then it’s more earth-friendly and the untouchable classes have to eat grains, grass and drink beer exclusively.

>>11873279

Definitely keep going if you're having success with it.

>>11873310
So it works until it doesn’t work anymore huh?

>>11873323

For something like scalping, yes. Odds are low that you'll walk face first in to a catastrophic losing trade using that strategy. Fairly low risk so long as you're (correctly) going for trade volume with consistent small gains rather than trying to do big money trades.

>>11873305
these brands dont have the blood in it right?

>>11873305
Fairlife is owned by KO, you're in luck dobber. Also I can attest that their milk is tastier than normal, and I don't really like milk besides coconut milk.
>>11873338
I mean it's not like its harmful or even possible to notice at home. Like he said its pasteurized and it was never more than some clumps of blood cells and stuff in the first place. I was more talking about the general perception, I've had multiple friends tell me how gross they think milk is because of it's biological origin and the fact it can have biological matter in it.

>>11873305
>>11873338
>>11873385
>fluoride in our water
>acids in our sodas
>preservatives in our tea
>blood in our milk
>fake sugars in our lemonade
>monster zero

what the fuck is even the point anymore.

>>11873385
based coconut milk

>>11873075
me drink milk all time :3
the real thing am for discovering high quality whole milk

>>11873385
so now what about the ice cream department? What do zoomers think about 'Mascots'
this is the type of quality you see across deans ice cream, friendlys ice cream, mayfield
will they stop eating ice cream?

>>11873438
I'm more of a Tillamook guy myself. Best ice cream around. Zoomers are probably retarded enough to not realize that there's milk in ice cream anyways, at least at first glance.

>>11873403
I mean back in the day you would have had a hell of a lot more shit (probably literal) in your milk. Our water is completely fucked though, look up atrazine and glyphosate. I also used to work with chiral sugars in college, and I'd tell you to stay the hell away from artificial sweeteners too my man.

>>11873438
>>11873449
Gelato's are killing it, at least anecdotally. All my friends and local college kids go out for gelato. Also have you guys seen these low calorie pint ice creams? It seems like they've invaded my grocery store. The deal is that they use indigestible sugar alcohols instead of sugar and then pad it out with finely ground grain before whipping air into the mix. It results in a slightly weird chalky consistency, but it tastes normal and a whole fucking pint is 300 calories. The serving size is a pint!
Also sorry if this is a dubble post

>>11873502
mmm, I remember the first time I had gelato. It was at the Epcot center in Disneyworld. 10/10 delicious, I don't eat enough of the stuff to date. Although halotop, specifically, is a bit too expensive for just a pint and I don't really watch my calories anyways since I'm on the lean side of things.

I do agree gelato is better than ice cream unless you're talking like the good Ben & Jerry's shit or Tillamook's peanut butter and chocolate chunk ice cream.

>>11870731
Hot gif. Nice.

>>11871318
>Evangelion
I miss her ;_;

>>11871435
>all of me credit cardss maxed out and no money anyways pls only want to use for 1 month
>all of me credit cardss maxed out
Holy shit.

>>11871948
Seconded.
I've never met an attractive chick in person that posted on 4chan.
Some of the /cgl/ posters are stupendously hot. But, the average girl on 4chan is not date-able.
In terms of friends though, my closest IRL friends and past couple roommates were 4chan shitposters.

>>11872018
>Aren't we in recession?
NO.
We have just officially entered a "correction" for SPY yesterday, I believe, but that is completely different.

is it time to buy USO for a bounce?

>>11873693
>I've never met an attractive chick in person that posted on 4chan
When I was in eng school a quite qt chick in my class admitted to browse /b/ and /diy/. My gf doesn't like 4chins tho.

>>11873712
I'd wait a little bit, right now the majority of oil sales to the plebs will be for heating oil, bulk buy = cheaper price wait till height of winter... to much going on with the sand jews (saudis)

>>11872018
>Aren't we in recession?
A recession is when you have 2 quarters straight of GDP shrink.

>>11873700
>officially entered a correction
BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG
>>11873712
Nah, USO isn't that good and doesn't bounce.
>>11873715
/diy/ is a good board. I'm actually surprised most normies don't browse it on the regular. Probably gets a bad stigma from being 4chan related.

>>11872106
>mask witch got hot when she became human too
Fact. Seconded.

>>11872434
NO.
Read up on Dennis Rodman on Wikipedia.
The dude wanted to kill himself, then became a fucking walking meme. He played basketball with Kim Jong Fucking Un. Total inspiration.
Anon, if you're serious, you have no fears. Rrad up on Dennis Rodman. I genuinely envy that goofball. You can do anything.

>>11873719
I think emperor Trump is trying to lower oil price, thus curbing inflation and forcing uncle Powell to calm down in his rape hikes
Also, it seems cheap oil is mainly interpreted as favoring consumption and NOT glut in supply
I would wait for more news about Iran

>>11873725
4chan is too abrasive and callous for most people.

>>11873502
those ice cremes are fucking terrible. Not sure if they will cease though. They are extremely high margin as the way they lower the calories is to just water it down. People are paying extra for dilutions of less. Not sure what jew thought this up but he must be able to keep like 7 dreidels spinning at once.

>>11873715
>When I was in eng school a quite qt chick in my class admitted to browse /b/ and /diy/. My gf doesn't like 4chins tho.
How qt? Post fb/ig pic?
Wtf does she get out of /b/? It's basically just scat, porn, and gore

I know a decent looking chick that checked out /co/, but I think it was only because I told her about it.

>>11873725
>/diy/ is a good board. I'm actually surprised most normies don't browse it on the regular.
Haven't really ever gotten into /diy/.
>Probably gets a bad stigma from being 4chan related.
Yeah, that's why I don't really bring up /biz/ or /smg/ despite being pretty clean

>>11873720
Huh, I thought it was years but it is indeed only quarters. That means Germany for example could officially enter a recession in January. Hilarious to think about.

>>11873712
oil could go to 35. biggest mistake bears make is going bullish too soon.

>>11873777
>trips of truth
>but it goes against my ideals and market ideologies
I don't even know what to believe anymore.

>>11873725
>>officially entered a correction
>BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG
Be careful. Whenever I've seen the bears get this uppity, they've always gotten JUST'd

>>11873785
Yea, I'm waiting until Monday to take new positions even though I freed up buying power today. Honestly probably still should've done a bear spread on spy but whatever.

>>11873693
Don't care if you believe me but I unironically fugged a homestuck cosplayer who knew what /cgl/ and had browsed it before. She didn't like it and stuck to tumblr though kek. She also wasn't exactly stupendously hot
>>11873762
It's not watered down dude, they use erythritol and air, actually pretty cool as a process. I wouldn't buy them again just to eat though

its interesting how important idea generation is in every field

I deserve to die

>>11873802
What the fuck did I tell you earlier?!

>>11873802
You have to be over 18 to post on 4chan.

>>11873812
What's 4chan?

>>11873767
>That means Germany for example could officially enter a recession in January
Germany has currently two months of gdp shrink what are you on about they will be in recession in 4 months maybe.

>>11873739
That's what I mean, in time for winter, blue collar workers need a break in prices to heat the house, Iran is a wild card but I still have faith that God Emperor may bring them to the table...

>>11873809
Shoot me
I wanna be a millionaire to prove I'm not pathetic

>>11873812
I'm 30

>>11873792
Do you know what separates cheap ice cream from good ice cream? air fraction by volume.

>>11873751
>4chan is too abrasive and callous for most people.
You've really nailed it, dude.
I've been going on 4chan regularly for 5 years and shitposting possibly daily on /biz/ for over a year now.
I think the abrasive and callous approach to talking has leaked into my regular electronic communication style, and I've been told that I'm very different to talk to online than in-person.

>>11873820
>realize where i am right now
>mfw

>>11873839
Cheer up, fellow redditor.

>>11873791
I scooped up calls today, which would be consistent with what sounds to be that you're feeling a green day on Monday.
Could get a better deal on a bear spread if that's the case, although I'm not feeling that bull trend to reverse on a longer time line ofc.

>>11873792
>Don't care if you believe me but I unironically fugged a homestuck cosplayer who knew what /cgl/ and had browsed it before. She didn't like it and stuck to tumblr though kek. She also wasn't exactly stupendously hot
Fucking nice, dude. How'd you meet her?
That was the case with the /co/ browser that I had met. They liked Tumblr more.

>>11873765
>How qt? Post fb/ig pic?
She wasn't hot, simply qt
>Wtf does she get out of /b/? It's basically just scat, porn, and gore
Dunno, I haven't be on /b/ for 8 years. Last time I've seen that girl she was technical manager in a big electronics factory not far from my job.

>>11873861
I facefucked and obviously sub 85 iq fat /soc/ girl once

>>11873864
Forgot pic

>>11873802
>I deserve to die
Why?

Are you the autist poster with their own ED page that was posting earlier? Bro, I keep telling you, you just need to go full-on Dennis Rodman if you're serious.
Life is so much better when you just don't give a fuck.

>>11873829
I don't think emperor Trump would want Iran to negotiate anytime soon (being KSA's greatest ally)
And I don't think Iran would be bothered to negotiate (having a visceral hatred for Saudis and they know it would be pointless)

Iran and Russia are allies and the US won't allow for any more strenghtening

And I also think Trump is playing MbS like a fiddle because of his precarious position within the Kingdom.

>>11873861
Met her on tinder, she liked that I recognized her Rose and Mettaton cosplays. Only lasted three dates, I pissed her off because we were hanging out with one of her friends who I guess was a FtM transgender and I casually called the guy who plays Dr. Who a faggot without considering I wasn't on the internet. She didn't text me for three days and apparently her friend cried after I left kek

>>11873889
>mettaton cosplay
heh, I'll be impressed when she can pull off a K. Round.

2scoops are you here?

I will drop something on you if you want to understand the world more.

>>11873830
>I wanna be a millionaire to prove I'm not pathetic
You're fixated on proving yourself to other people.
You could instead stop trying to do what is expected of you and simply become the hero that you wish that you had in your life.

>>11873872
Idk man, that's hot in my book.
Nothing spectacular, but that's something that I could be proud of, I think.
Is she hiding a lot of weight under that dress or something?

>>11873870
>I facefucked and obviously sub 85 iq fat /soc/ girl once
Yeah, the chicks on /soc/ are mostly bridge trolls.

>>11873889
>Met her on tinder, she liked that I recognized her Rose and Mettaton cosplays.
Fuck, man. You take any little interest in them, pay any attention to the shallow personality that they've accumulated and they're hooked.
>Only lasted three dates, I pissed her off because we were hanging out with one of her friends who I guess was a FtM transgender and I casually called the guy who plays Dr. Who a faggot without considering I wasn't on the internet. She didn't text me for three days and apparently her friend cried after I left kek
>without considering I wasn't on the internet
>apparently her friend cried
Fucking ouch, man.
Faggot was my childhood nickname and I'm not even gay.
Those faggots need some thicker skin.

>>11873870
Wait. Go on about this experience though.
Why would you put yourself through it? Couldn't do better or was it just for the sake of a casual relationship?

I feel like mildly stupid girls that are just a little unattractive almost get a little premium in appeal.
It's like this: I'm not into her, but she probably knows I'm out of her league. I could probably get her drunk and do whatever I want -- which is then a really, really hot idea.

>>11873922
Fuck yeah, I'm here. What's good, man?
I think I'm up for this.
You need an email address or anything like that?

>>11873953
This isn't a secret or anything just something most don't think about.

The creation of anything involves two things. A starting point and imaginary end point. You can veiw this simply. Imagine building a car. How do you start? With an idea for a finished car and a starting point. The starting point might be an existing factory or just some set of tools and materials to use.

Understand that these two points must follow a pathway that meets at some point if it is every going to be created.

For instance an entirely imaginary game in someone's head is not based on say a game engine or practical computer science possibilities. Meaning it can't be made or features some things basically impossible.

Every single thing ever created follows this pattern. Requiring an imaginary goal, and having a beginning state. The area these two points meet via branching choices is the area of highest complexity. If it is close to the origin point, meaning the imaginary goal dictates everything and not was is practical, it's almost impossible to create. If it's entirely practical with no imagination it's purposeless. The same as just throwing wood together in all sorts of shapes until you have some monstrousity with no purpose.

This concept. Of understanding an imaginary goal, and a beginning state. With each branch between the two increasing complexity is important and fundamental.

It underlies all complexity theory in algorithms.

>>11873984
Nope, i'm more of a shitposter than someone dropping great shit. I also like to hide some shit or make it seem insane/vague on purpose.

>>11873953
>Is she hiding a lot of weight under that dress or something?
Nah last time I saw her she was still pretty thin. We talked a bit after a big business meeting between our companies, she was lonely as fuck but I already have a gf so it was a no.

>>11873988
The most basic gist is that creating an imaginary point is incredibly important and meeting them in the absolute middle is incredible important (aka equal branches from beginning point and end point) to minimize complexity

Think 2^N vs 2^(N/2)

This is just the most basic shit about it though. The key is that every fucking intelligent thought or creation involves this process.

>>11873953
Whats worse is I'm bisexual. It's our word! I'm allowed to use it!
>>11873988
Hell yeah it's thought matrix anon

>>11874014
Yeah, it's vague to explain it... because it doesn't fit to everything so easily.

It's like. If you want to build a game, you constraint the imaginary vision and goals to the capabilities of the engine. Or if you are building a house to the established materials, processes etc. They both guide each other in the best and least complexity design that achieves the goal.

Almost everything going on from intelligence follows this same pattern. You would do it when thinking about building or creating anything, whether it's code or a building.

>>11874031
or for instance imagining what a girlfriend should be like.

We all use imaginary end points to guide or intelligence. It's innate to humans as a complexity management tool, and really to get anything done.

now understand it's recursive.. every small step to the larger steps. Every step of the way this technique for complexity management is used in intelligence.

A cascade of imaginary goal points for each origin point. Throughout the entire system. You can see it say when anything is created for isntance not just in a brain. But in say the process of creating a house or a computer program

It's a very powerful pattern

>>11873989
>Nope, i'm more of a shitposter than someone dropping great shit. I also like to hide some shit or make it seem insane/vague on purpose.
>shitposter
>make it seem insane/vague on purpose
Alright, yeah, you remind me of a buddy that I had my freshman year of college in engineering that did heroin to see what it was like and experimented with LSD/MDMA micro-dosing. He just kind of vanished at the end of the school year.
He also loved complexity theory.
He had a fucking hot bisexual, pale, scrawny meth-head looking ex-gf. 100% my fetish.
He scared me, but I kind of miss him.
>shitposter
Yeah, that's kind of the mentality that I've taken towards your posts
>>11874014
>Hell yeah it's thought matrix anon
I like this guy's attitude tho

>>11874050
I'm just saying slow down and analyze what you are thinking through when problem solving anything. Then you'll notice the pattern hopefully.

Imaginary end-point creation is the key to intelligence.

>>11873988
You're right that it's not a secret, lol. A lotta people study this. I think in my personal research, I referred to it as "premonitive error correcting," which I just used as fancy words to do error correcting from two different points in a search-space.

>>11873998
>Nah last time I saw her she was still pretty thin. We talked a bit after a big business meeting between our companies, she was lonely as fuck but I already have a gf so it was a no.
>she was lonely as fuck
Explain this. Did she say that she was lonely or is that a word that you picked up to describe her sentiment from your conversation with her?

>pic related
Screenshot from a FAANG app that I use called Blind

>>11874031
>>11874036
Are you like a MIRI guy? You ever read anything by Buck Shlegeris? Here's an article you might find interesting (I don't understand jack shit about it)
>>11874050
tfw I used to be that college freshman who went too hard on the psychedelic research chemicals and nootropics and now I'm a schizotypal lunatic who literally practices magick

>>11874066
Yes. It's only the top of the iceberg. Like lvl 1.

>>11874014
>Whats worse is I'm bisexual. It's our word! I'm allowed to use it!
Like I said, man, you are helping to gift that fucker with some thicker skin.
Faggot was my childhood nickname.
It's just a word; get used to it, right?

>>11874066
yeah though, error correcting is pretty accurate at least to some function of the concept. AGI race.

>>11874014
>>Whats worse is I'm bisexual. It's our word! I'm allowed to use it!
its only your word if you cry when people say it
>>Hell yeah it's thought matrix anon
oh boy, neuroscience as a finite element analysis analog time?
thats a fun rabbit hole to hop on down

>>11874049
>>It's a very powerful pattern
a fractal arrangement of matrices made up of fractals is one hell of a drug

>>11874059
Your posts hurt my head, dude.

>>11874079
>who literally practices magick
Were you the guy that did some shit like read tarot cards for their investments? That was epic. I thoroughly enjoyed that post.

>>11874092
>AGI
Oh fuck, yeah bro, your posts really hurt my head.

do i buy fox or disney?

>>11874095
Ah, just think about it a lot. Intuitive understanding is so much more powerful than spoonfed.

>>11874099
Neither, buy coke.

>>11874072
>Did she say that she was lonely or is that a word that you picked up to describe her sentiment from your conversation with her?
Phrases like
>I don't know anybody in <city>
Or when asked her what she was doing outside of work she couldn't answer a few hobbies.
Plus, before that we were classmates, but in a class of 100 it doesn't mean much, we weren't close, but there she seemed interested for more than nostalgia sake. Maybe I'm just imagining stuff heh.
Anyway no regrets, i enjoy my life a lot.

>>11874093
Ayy that's a nice gif, I actually loved that class in second year. Only maths class I was good at nonetheless.

>>11874095
πάθει μάθος γίνεται ποτέ kαι πάντα

>>11874093
>mfw i only get to work with virgin laplace transforms because am hobbyist sparky
IT'S NOT FAIR WHY DOES EVERYONE ELSE GET THE COOL FOURIER SHIT

>>11874115
calc 4 (aka differential algebra)? or FEA?
or system controls (signal analysis) ? or matrix manipulation?

or was it some high end EE classes?

>>11874118
>ahabraxas
wow that takes me back some years
>drunken_galactus_party.jpg

>>11874125
>>IT'S NOT FAIR WHY DOES EVERYONE ELSE GET THE COOL FOURIER SHIT
you dont want that shit, you can spend 4 hours doing it by hand before realizing you made a mistake at part one, so you gotta start the whole fucking thing all over again

Fourier transforms without a blackbox program to solve them is true torture, literal hell

>>11874150
Differential algebra was a second year class along with signal analysis. Matrix manipulation was one of the first math class in the first year. FEA theory was a 4th year class.
Not a burger, years are counted after finishing high school.

>>11874107
>I don't know anybody in <city>
That hits close to home. After college, I went somewhere where I didn't have any college buddies around. I think I went a tad insane back in August. Pretty happy to be somewhere my college buddies are soon.
>Or when asked her what she was doing outside of work she couldn't answer a few hobbies.
>Plus, before that we were classmates, but in a class of 100 it doesn't mean much, we weren't close, but there she seemed interested for more than nostalgia sake. Maybe I'm just imagining stuff heh.
Yeah, this is hitting close to home.
She was probably looking for somebody to cling the fuck on to.
>Anyway no regrets, i enjoy my life a lot.
I think you said that you already banged her, so that's good enough.

you people who not have agonizing time trying for breath dont know how good you have it @_@

>>11874150
>mfw been working on FFTs that convert stock price into letters for 1 year and still havent made completed formula

>>11874118
Ebin.
Fukken ebin.

>>11874170
>I think you said that you already banged her, so that's good enough.
No I didn't, we weren't really close when we were classmates (except that she browsed /b/), and I was already taken when we met years later. Nearly all the girls I dated after high school are engineer now tho.

>>11874182
>mfw been working on FFTs that convert stock price into letters for 1 year and still havent made completed formula
I remember that shit!
Dude, I've basically dropped my ML ambitions for now.
I'm making enough cash at my job that being good at it will outpay any side hustles, as justification tho.

>>11874182
>>mfw been working on FFTs that convert stock price into letters for 1 year and still havent made completed formula
have fun, that sounds awful

id rather have a tradingview script that converts some source (ohlc4, or just hl2) from a series to a function, so that I could look at making it into a diffeq (to look at momentum)

but im too lazy/retarded, and pineview editor is not as good as MATLAB for actual math computation

sidebar: whats the command to project to the right or left of current place, so for example i could make an Ichimoku that has a shadow ahead of and also behind it?

>>11874169
ah, am burger, so no idea how our schooling lines up then

>>11874170
>> After college, I went somewhere where I didn't have any college buddies around.
thats nothing
>live off campus at parents house, so no college buddies while at college
>no networking skills to get good employment
>highschool friends are all druggies/alcoholics who you share less and less in common with every day
life is suffering

>>11874224
>id rather have a tradingview script that converts some source (ohlc4, or just hl2) from a series to a function, so that I could look at making it into a diffeq (to look at momentum)
Why not using matlab for that ? As long as you can extract the data in a file you can use it in matlab pretty fast.

>>11874200
>No I didn't, we weren't really close when we were classmates (except that she browsed /b/), and I was already taken when we met years later. Nearly all the girls I dated after high school are engineer now tho.
Ok, well, let it be known that "I know nobody at <city>" and lack of life outside of work means that a person is probably pretty game for some adventures
Also, engineers that haven't climbed into management yet are most likely single virgins that are "just focusing on their career"
Fuck I hate myself.

Would learning Spanish be a boost in your economic value?

>>11874245
No tengo dinero.

>>11874224
>>> After college, I went somewhere where I didn't have any college buddies around.
>thats nothing
>>live off campus at parents house, so no college buddies while at college
>>no networking skills to get good employment
>>highschool friends are all druggies/alcoholics who you share less and less in common with every day
>life is suffering
Well shit.
You take the cake, son.

Outside of 4chan, the very few people that I find relatable are those that I met in college.
The sliver that I know from school that also use 4chan are the few with which I will one day build my empire.

>>11874245
Tu boca, por favor. Cinco dineros? Ah, si. Gracias.

>>11874243
>Also, engineers that haven't climbed into management yet are most likely single virgins that are "just focusing on their career"
Wew that's a broad statement. Not going into that, some engineers just want to stay comfy being technical experts. Personally I do have some management but that's not the part of my job I like the most.

>>11874261
See pic related here
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deepmind released video lectures from a deep learning series they did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOh7QUZGyiU&list=PLqYmG7hTraZDNJre23vqCGIVpfZ_K2RZs

>>11874261
I botched my wording a bit.

The ones that hit management fast are simply focused on their career.
The ones that coasted into management aren't.

And, well, know I'm actually going to think this one out.

>>11874275
The questions seem kinda loaded tho. Also "focusing on the career" is a massive cope meme.

>>11874299
>is a massive cope meme.
What do you mean by that? As in, it's something that people say when they're grasping at straws for why they aren't dating?

>>11874240
hmm could be on to something..

is there a free macro and source that exports stock data to a .xlsx file in real time?
even better, one that does open, high, low, close, and volume?

>>11874243
>Also, engineers that haven't climbed into management yet are most likely single virgins that are "just focusing on their career"
its surprisingly easy to get laid if you lower your standards enough
although at this point id want to move out before i begin looking for a lady friend i could use my penis on/in

>>11874256
>feelsbadman.jpg

tbqh ive thought of making a tripcode for a couple years now for that very purpose, but damn, i really dont wish to become that which i hate any more than I have

>>11874292
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>The ones that hit management fast are simply focused on their career.
ive noticed that the engineers that hit management fast tend to be married
>The ones that coasted into management aren't.
*are

although i doubt we have overlapping sample populations for that

>>11874309
Yeah. You can be good at what you do at work and not be a social wreck.

>>11874316
>.xlsx
Been a long time since I last coded on it but a .csv or .txt would be better for matlab

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>>11874321
probably csv so its easier to mess with, txt would be so easy to screw up the file

by yea anything that is a easy to use in MATLAB would work, problem is I'm not sure what will do that (not to mention doing it for free like a 4chan janitor)

>>11874393
>problem is I'm not sure what will do that
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/754593/source-of-historical-stock-data
Can help.

>>11874439
interesting, will take a closer look in the morning, but at a glance it seems to point to realtime data being hard, if not impossible, to find without paying far out the ass ($4000 a month?!)

using whatever tradingview's source is, or something that prints out tradingview data onto a file would be real choice if possible

does any of the paid subs for tradingview do this? (also fyi black friday sale on all of their subs)

and now that I think of it, i think matlab offers a subscription with financial tools (specifically stock markets), ill have to take a second look at that too to see if they have a source for current and recent data to use..
>using simulink to analyse stock prices
now thats primo material for nocturnal emissions tonight

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Spamming is fun ain't it?
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the other thread is jewish
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>resorting to spamming instead of embracing the splitthread

sad

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>he's_getting_desperate_now.jpg

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that is just lazy

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you are both shilling faggots and i'm going to let both of your shitty threads archive.

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>>11875002
shut up fgt

>>11875019
>getting mad on an anonymous image board at an internet stranger

this thread here is for people who make it

>>11874600

so has anyone had success using fourier analysis (frequency analysis) in stock prices? or is it just a pipe dream, since youll get a different frequency for every/any time period used?

>>11873235
>true whites aren't lactose intolerant
interesting

>>11875132
there are some very black (and very asian) populations that arnt lactose intolerant too

(populations in modern day Chad (hehe chad) is one such population)

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>replying to yourself 10 times in a row
man it really must suck to be you

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