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11865624 No.11865624 [Reply] [Original]

>Crypto dead
>Stock market on the verge of a meltdown after just reaching ATHs in US
>China is about to imploded
>Housing market is fucked
>Bonds are a meme
>Previous metals also inflated while being slow as fuck
>Forex seems like gambling unless you have some kind of godly insider info
>Private business failure rates at all time high

WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO PUT ALL OF MY MONEY

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11865650

>>11865624
wait for the student loans bubble to burst then

>> No.11865663

chainlink. 1000 eoy

>> No.11865675

>>11865624
magic cards

>> No.11865683

Put your money into money

>> No.11865687
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>>11865624
>Housing market is fucked
Not yet.

>> No.11865701

I'm putting everything into cash so I can get some cheapies.

>> No.11865707

>>11865650
we can't short that bubble like people did the housing market before 2008. it's bullshit. it's such a surefire thing those jews know they can't let people bet against it.

>> No.11866269

>>11865650
>student loan bubble

Spot the retard

>> No.11866282

>>11865683

This. Buy yourself more money with the money you already have. Duh.

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>>11865624
>tfw you took the schiff pill and your money is all in gold

>> No.11866481

Rental properties? Gold? Under couch cushion?

>> No.11866493

>>11865624
Pizza shops, bro. The correct answer is pizza shops. Other acceptable answers are laundromats and car washes.