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>mfw Black Friday in 2018 doesn't mean the usual purchasing craze

First for losing all your money
https://youtu.be/vwzNLYbkcFM

>>11863929
First for losing all your money, but keeping the good memories with your friends on /smg/
https://youtu.be/WUGQ58Su6u0

>>11864024
>>11863996
frens > money > bitches

>>11863985
pretty cold in my country, I drove to pick up some pills and the streets were empty

Fucked up bigly at the start of the year now I’m back for the bantz.

Who’s still here? Did Big5guy commit suicide yet?

>>11864186
He is allined on LCI, a generic drug company about to get pajeet'd and chinked.
You tell me

How much of this is full of government manipulation/signals?

>>11864481
The yellow man is not to be trusted.

>>11864481
I doubt the Chinese government likes a lot of volatility in stock markets.
It would probarbly be a lot worse if they didn't regulate it since the Chinese have a sheeple culture which amplifies bubbles.

>>11864481
I think you can expect the ChinkCom put but not the yellow man fomo

>>11864501
who is the badest bad man
yellow, orange, black, privileged white

>futures
oof

Black Friday discounts. 5% off all market buys. 9:30am to 1pm today only.

> $TSLA SHARES DOWN 1.2 PCT PREMARKET; CO CUTS PRICES FOR MODEL X, S IN CHINA

>amazon workers in germany and spain on strike

I got $10 in savings. What should I invest in? I'm 35 btw

>>11864750
kneepads

> Trump and Xi meeting next week @ G20 Argentina.

Predictions?

Daily reminder to buy Jan 2019 GLD calls

Screencap this and thanks me later

plan 4 2 day
at this point nothing but bearish

I'm 30 is it too late for me?

>>11864916
It's only to late when you don't want it enough.

>>11864916
start buying into an index fund every week. setup auto invest so you don't stop yourself or say not this week.

AMD

NO MY GE PUTS WHY IS IT DOWN

Markets are mixed, volume is so low bulls and bears are winning on individual stocks.

we closed the gap, now watch it dump.

>>11864958

DELET THIS

>>11864957
very insightful

>>11864952
what do you have? Mine are up slightly.

>>11864689

Today is a non event. Stuff just won’t move much. Traders with real money have Turkey hangover.

I didn't even buy options this time and I'm still getting fucked

>>11864993
>Stuff just won’t move much

Just made $200 scalping weed stocks.

lrn2trade

>I need months of green NVDA just to break even
Is this company done? Apple could literally buy them right now purely from cash.

>>11865079
speculation bubble popped. they are not going anywhere but their share price was massively inflated.

>LABU

> S&P 500 ENERGY INDEX HITS OVER 1-YR LOW, LAST DOWN ABOUT 3 PCT

NBEV

>>11865201

based. got in at $3.85

so gas should be cheap soon right?

>>11865242
gasoline or nat gas?

>>11865272
gasoline at the pump

>>11865242

OSTK

>>11865296
the annoying part is that premium gas doesn't see the same price reflection from drop in crude price.

im surprised today is green...

not that it matters my contracts were way itm

Hey guys newb here. My uncle gifted me with around 3k. First time investor
I want something that tracks s&p 500. Some questions:
Is this a good time to buy?Or should I be waiting.
Should I get an etf or mutual fund that tracks sp?

>>11865293
Yes.

Check out HALO/AGEEF for MJ extraction. Update coming out at the end of the month for their $48M contract. Market cap is at $50M. These guys are going to make a killing so keep an eye on them.

>>11865318
use robinhood and buy the s&p 500 spy etf. Don't touch it in like, 2 years.

>>11865331
good advice. do this and if you have extra money just keep buying more when you can.
don't listen to any other fags here that tell you to buy some shitbag stock because it's going to takeoff.

WTF is crude oil exit scamming????

Why is this thread so slow today. where is everyone

>>11865360
turkey makes you sleep. I woke up an hour late today kek.

>>11865318
>>11865331
>Investing at the peak of the bullrun
Don't listen to him. Do your own research and look up statistics, otherwise you get burned.

>>11865360
buying TVs

>>11865344
Honestly if you have more than 10% in high volatility shitstocks you're just gambling your money away

>>11865374
3k anon is investing, not gambling. Otherwise I'd totally recommend medium term spy puts.

>>11865369

lol

>>11865374
if you can time markets, why aren't you rich?

>>11865318
DIA

>>11865406
>time markets
every time

>>11865415
he asked for sp500.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Happy Biggest Shit of the Year Day. Did you take your giant shit yet?

>>11865434
I have not for 3 days, should I start to worry?

>>11865434
I'm too scared to go to the bathroom until 1pm EST. I can feel the turkey banging up the insides of my raw boipucci as I cling ever so desperately to hold it in. I must watch these markets.

>>11865394
There is no reason why the SPY should go up after a crash. This is the whole premise of your advice. Just look at the Nikkei 225 in the 90s. Jap investors still have a sore ass.
Also >implying I advice him to gamble
Nice try Schlomo.

>>11865434
Ha HA, I'm at work today drinking all the free coffee until this half a turkey sized bowel movement can clog these office building pipes.

What's going on with oil market though.

>>11865471
Daddy Trump turned on the faucets and now America is producing oil like mad. Also shale technology is getting a lot better.

Is the DOW coming back!!!??

>>11865502
Russell is the only choice for 2019.

>>11865406
Started investing 4 months ago, but I am worried because I see everybody and their mom investing so I stay on the sidelines a lot. Also I am not saying the SPY will crash at a specific date, but as things are the stock market is overvalued and smart money moves into different things.

>>11865502
Nope, capitalism is DEAD.

Invest in guns, gold, water and courage.

>>11865518
No one ever got rich staying on the sidelines. Stop being such a pussy and take a side, faggot. Maybe do what 3k anon will do and buy spy and stop being a whiny bitch telling people what not to do for a good 2 years.

>>11865543
The dollar is also an investment you cock gobbling tripfag.

>>11863929

>>11865518
it's always hard to buy in. if you see it going down, you'll tell yourself it's going to go down further. if you see it going up after going down for awhile, you'll think it's going to roll over. if it's been going up for a long time, you'll start thinking it's the top. people have been calling the top for the last 6 years. develop a plan and just dollar cost average in, it's the best way.

>>11865318
Hodl thr money for like 6 months to 2 years, then put it in spy.

>>11865541
Roger that

>>11865557
>The dollar is also an investment you cock gobbling tripfag
I want you to come back in 2 years and realize how fucking stupid that is.

>>11865543
stfu omfg
being on the sidelines is position idiot! its legit one too especially now

>>11865565
meanwhile I'm dca every week into spy and will be far ahead of you.

>>11865488
Some dude on oiltwitter says its one fund swining the price

>>11865541
what do you think about WTR, SBGL, CDE?

Also what is a good ticker for guns/lead?

>up 10%

muh DIK

>>11865543
>being this much of an idiot

I have a feeling you just made a brokerage account a month or two ago

When do I stop shorting GE? $4?

>>11865603
Stop it

>>11865601
How do you propose you earn money by not going long or short then? You wanna show me your portfolio full of iron condors?

>>11865562
Yep this is a problem. Basically pick your poison. When the fed lowers drastically the interest rate I would buy in, so it's not completely emotion based.

>>11865573
Who said I will hold (only) dollars for 2 years? And yes it outperforms sometimes every other investment opportunity.

>>11865562
that's it. put in what you can, small amounts, but consistently. At worst you'll get an education, and at best you'll be in a position to benefit from a potentially prosperous future.Then take a small amount of that and gamble according to your risk tolerance.

Also daily shill that you should be drinking and buying more $KO. It is certified /depression/-proof. The comfiest hold of the current millennia.

>>11865318
write puts on QQQ

>>11865643
based and cokepilled

>>11865562
My advice; don't put in anything unless you can afford to lose it. Then if you look one day and the shits all gone, you'll hurt, but it ain't like your in the poor house either. Then just pick your stocks,etf's,etc and just roll with it. Long term is the only way to come out ahead.

>>11865591
WTR seems pretty safe.
I don't trust individual gold mining companies. To invest in gold I'd go with GLD.

And I wouldn't invest in guns either, as the Democrats will probably ban a considerable share of that market.

>>11865603
I think $5 will be the turn around, I'll be buying then.

I smell a green day coming
yes I do

>>11865733
Me to

>>11865741
maybe, it looks like they squeezing all the long @ 264.45

imo this am just low volume manipulation, it all depends on how many longs close with slight loss here

>>11865741
>blocks your path
Bonjour.

Is it a good idea to invest in Euro markets now, or should I wait for this Brexit/Italy shenanigans to blow over?

>>11865741
I want you to be right nikki but it kinda looks to me like we're just gonna bounce between 264.40 and 263.60 and accomplish NOTHING

>>11863929
Thoughts on amzn future? After the correction I think it will recover over the next month and looks bratty gud desu. What do you think?

>>11865643
fuck you I'll never touch that foul liquid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji1gLZPeVpU

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WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME TO BUY SILV!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11865848
silvers gonna keep taing a shit for some time man. something about extraction methods getting more efficient.

>>11865848

wasn't it RKG?

>>11865871
so invest in silver miners? or in silver itself?

>>11865821
you must Believe in the Bulle

>>11865775
they squeeze you

>>11865904
Both.

>>11865831
I think it'll hit 4k one day

>>11865922
Probably, but itll dip hard core within the next few months

AAPL P/E is now sub 15.

contemplating selling everything and just dumping it into AAPL. Not really but fuck me running thats a cheapie if i've ever seen one

>>11865890
the heckies >_>
me have never told anyone buy silver

>>11865958
Hahahaha I felt the same way about MU... Regretregretregret

>>11865820
Europe is already in a bear market despite zero interest rate. There will be war when the ECB will no longer be able to continue next year.

overstock $OSTK dumping retail business, going full crypto. up 25% lol

>>11866058
goodness

>>11866058
>>11866099
Do you think he browses /biz/?

>>11866058
Think I'll pass; they are dumping everything into blockchain, which is costing them 2 mil a month right now. I guess they're hoping the sale of the retail arm will make up for all that lost money but still.. Sometimes you gotta know when to bail out of a sinking ship.

>>11866111
probably makes 1 post bobo threads and leaves

>>11865998
Remember that I told you about MU.

>>11865488
will my frac sand shit ever recover ?

t. HCLP bagholder

>>11865643
I used coca cola to strip paint off minis but it was fucking up the metal. Replaced it with isopropanol, less toxic and less aggressive.

>>11866058
buying long dated puts

everything closing green today
G-d bless Merica

Went to an Amundi shill talk at a bank yesterday and they advertised their funds n stuff and showed something I didnt know existed. 90% protected fund. If you buy in at 100, they are obligated to buy you out at at least 90, if the fund reaches 105 after you bought in the safe level becomes 90.5 and so on. Weird shit.

https://markets.ft.com/data/funds/tearsheet/summary?s=lu1433245245:eur

>>11866242
Ya a lot of shitty insurance companies run stuff like that. You won't lose money but only get like 1/4 or less of the gainz.

>>11866242
That sounds a little different but I would bet it has the components of an indexed annuity with a flat guarantee.

>>11866242
<20% in stocks

Enjoy your nogainz

>>11866242
ahahahahahaahah

>>11866242
>4.5% initial fee
>1.38% annual fee
yeah no, you can do the same with options

>>11863929
FRIENDLY REMINDER: MARKET CLOSE IS 2 HRS EARLY, ADJUST FOR YOUR TIME ZONE.

>>11866350
my bad, it's actually 1pm eastern, which is 3 hours early.

>>11866242
>protected fund? looks interesting
>5Y chart
>Total returns on an investment of 1000 Euros
>1020 Euros

My step brother could sneeze on the keyboard and make more money than that lmao. Who the fuck comes up with these things? Any boomer who buys into this should be fucking ashamed and deserves to lose money.

>>11866373
I think these are used for people with bad math brains, like HS dropout tier.

>>11866373
some similar products in the US

>>11866392
some people are in wealth preservation mode

Who here /capitulated/?

>>11866425
SMALL SPEC

I am so fucking smug right now, just thinking about the JUSTing of the Bullfaggots ITT.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a fajita salad with extra onions and peppers! Kinda sideways today and work is slow so I'm bored as fuck today. MSFT going on a run would be nice.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northsea-bp/big-oil-digs-north-seas-final-frontier-idUSKCN1NS0CR?

>>11866487
just bought deans food
theres no way it drops 50% again

>>11866473
Welcome to the /depression/ anon.
:)
>>11866510
Welcome to the /depression/, anon.
>:)

>>11866487
leftovers for the next 2 days

>>11866510
famous last words

>>11866487
nummy looking sauce! I'm off work today and I'm lying in bed drinking a cotton candy energy drink and watching my charts!

>>11865950
?

>>11866534
Leftover sandwiches are nice, what I do is after I smoke the turkey I put in bricks of cheese and smoke those and it goes great with turkey leftovers.

>>11866487
You always have nice looking stuff to eat.

im lonely bros, all i do is work and invest into index funds and blue chippers

how do i stop sleeping by myself every night

how low should you put the stop loss?

>>11866590
My work has 4 Cafe's so I get a large variety, I usually stick to the grab and go ones but maybe I should try the sit down one again, they have a nice bbq chicken wrap and meatloaf.

>>11866612
Start with the Greeks.

>>11866612
find yourself a nice boy from Sri Lanka

>>11866612
Look on the bright side: You get to live long enough to see boomer pensions absolutely rekt by GE.

>>11866373
You could just buy a treasury bond and hold to maturity to beat that.

>>11866487
I'm in the train, gf just told me she's making fajitas for diner. It's finally weekend, and it's pretty nice because I had more things to do at work this week than the three weeks before, and I have a lot of leftover work for next week.

I'm nicely up this week, STM, Valeo and Bouygues not shitting the bed for once.

>>11866615

>>11863985
You're right, 90% crash imminent by end of trading day.

>>11866633
Show me bobs and vagene on Sandy beech

>>11866659
Fajita bros

>>11866715
Was up 200 now down 200. Have to cash out cause I need the money. Just going to eat 200 bucks

Is Monday going to be red? Are they going to slaughter all the retailfags that bought in today?

Dude weed sector looking pretty good today. Canopy continues the bounce off long term trend line. Opened new position in GW Pharma this morning as it has a very similar entry setup to Canopy at the moment; long term trend held, upwards trajectory in progress.


>>11866615
You put stop loss below support level. The idea being that if support breaks, price will continue down more. Or if your stock is moving up, you can put a trailing stop to protect some of your profits in case of rapid dump. Consult youtube tutorials for more information.

>>11865958
you got me anon. bought shares (not yolo)

>>11866786
thanks weed man

>>11863929
why the fuck would any of you idiots buy stocks?

the price to earnings ratio (P/E) for basically every stock is huge

the whole market is completely overvalued

>>11864565
Green

>>11865958
Wondering if they can keep their sales that high. Probs not given the change in smartphone cycle.

>>11866817
All stocks are kill, buy puts and sell spreads. Red Monday befalls soon.

>>11866850
Maybe on Opposite Day

>>11866487
Childhood is liking Thanksgiving for the Turkey
Adulthood is recognized that leftover abominations are the best part

oh, 4channel is live. Blue boards being mirrored there now. Rip 4chan, it was a good run. Looks like everything dies in the Greater Depression.

>>11866843
5G Rollout. People will be "upgrading" like crazy for the higher bandwidth.

>>11866977
Do other imageboards have good business boards?

Are there live iRCs?

or am I stuck with #fintwit

>>11866990
will they though?

>>11866990
my phone's 4g is way faster than my home's fiber tho

STOP SELLING

>>11866999
>Do other imageboards have good business boards?
no lmao. 4chan's biz is ass, but it's the best ass.

>>11867019
cuckcast is faster than 4G where I'm at and worth the money.

>>11866990
Actually doubtful 5g will become widespread on phones. 4g is already overkill for everything a consumer may need.

>>11866778
>retail bought in today
Except we are red?

>>11867076
market looks awful short term.

>>11867064
it will just gradualy become the norm.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .41%, and today we're going to a romano's in florida!
Also I'm sorry nikkirat, I tried to warn you about today. Trust me, I wish it wasn't like this.

>>11867111
Up 3.78%, had some lotto otm xle puts

Bought some december hormel puts before close I'm slightly up on

>>11867107
What for ? Posting real-time HD dick trideos ?
The only thing I can think off is augmented reality, but even that is of dubious utility.

>>11867064
aapl will kill all 4g phones like they did to 3g 2g etc. i tried using my iphone for just as a ipod for my wife on a plane trip. it's not even function able anymore it just freezes even after a complete wipe clean.

>>11867084
Its looking like this year REALLY slagged in sales. Online seems watery too. I bet monday will be a bad red day, especially for FAANG

>>11867132
iphone 4*

>>11867127
streaming higher quality film and remote storage access.

>>11867111

>>11867151
4k chat roulette.

>>11867111
Down $74. Could've been worse, but I sold half my ETFs this morning. Might buy them back after G20.

>>11867132
I bought an ipad pro 10.5" last year. It suddenly started freezing up on maps when the new ipad was launched this month.

hmmmm

fuck those niggers at apple.

>>11867111
Up 7.28%, feels comfy. No new positions today I wanted to wait until market open monday.

Alright anons what are your power plays for rounding out this week into the next? What’s on your watchlist?

>>11867151
You can already stream up to your screen resolution in 4g.

>>11867111
Bought 50 more IQ calls at 45 cents. I've doubled down more times than I thought possible.

>>11867212
>buying calls in the greater depression
Risk Tolerance: I fucking hate money.

>>11867175
Apple practically invented/planned obsolescence/ (actually ford did)

>>11867111
Down almost $15. Not bad

breddy gud day
VTGN has started bouncing (went up 8% today), and WTR is moving steadily up

>>11867202
resolution is not the only quality metric for video streaming, and what makes you think resolution has reached its peak. Also yes YOU can but what about streaming multiple videos at once.
AND just because the bandwidth is available people will think of ways to use it up.

>>11867223
>hurr durr muh bear meme posting

don't be a dumbass, anon

>>11867245
Invedting with 1k... The fees alone will wreck you

>>11867175
This is kind of why I'm wary of buying IoT and "smart" shit. One required update or two later, and bam, it lags and crashes. Plus server-side changes sometimes render certain functions inoperative.

>>11867262
no fees on Robinhood, kid

>>11867224
In the words of Apple fanboys: "Apple might not have invented it, but they implement it better."

>>11867262
>fees

>tfw my 4chan UI extensions don't work on 4channel

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

i have been buying twice a month since May and every single purchase so far except my MSFT is currently down, but i have no desire to sell and capitulate at all, do i have iron hands? down 15% overall from entry points

>Chuck E. Cheese still isn't bankrupt

They're just a worse version of Dave and Buster's that's known primarily for having dirty restaurants
Nostalgia is the only thing keeping it alive, imo

What do you guys think? If Apple goes below $170, I might buy 10 or so more shares. I strongly believe that the Apple FUD is being overplayed. Apple will not fail in my lifetime. They have too much cash.

>>11867449
yep, I'd say your hands are pretty iron
that's a smart approach in the long run, provided you're buying relatively safe stocks and have done your research

>>11867458
I think FAANG as a whole is overvalued, and that the market is starting to rotate out of growth and into value
I think investors who are still looking for growth are rotating into health care

>>11867453
you can order their pizza to your door off of grubhub in my city. I kind of want to try it, I never went there as a kid.

>>11867471
i own QQQ, QLD, SSO, MSFT, V. need more blue chippers but i've been wanting the 2x ETFs on every dip when my purchase time comes up

Is it possible to become a millionaire when you have a kiwofarms encyclopedia dramatica page?

I'm literally autistic been abused my whole life. Also been homeless forever. Do I still have a chance?

>>11867458
Apple will definitely still be around in 10 years, though
I do think Facebook and Netflix will decline significantly in that time, though

>>11867505
>2x etfs
Good taste anon. You'll make it.

>>11867496
I also believe that Robot Process Automation is going to take off. Alteryx has been doing really well (used for data analytics and creating automated workflows). If UiPath goes public, I'd definitely put a few thousand dollars in.

>bond yields falling AGAIN, 10-year now 3.05% and approaching 3% rapidly

once lolpresident fully crashes this shit and we're back to ZIRP i'm gonna cash this shit out and buy AAPL at $80/share. can't fucking wait.

i'd like to be empathetic but i can't.

>>11867508
tell us who you are

>Slept all day
>Still green

Off topic, but does anyone knowwhen Robinhood will let me sell my fucking BCH bags? The fork was over a week ago

Also, who's prepared for stocks to surge on Cyber Monday? (Or maybe Tuesday when sales are reported)

also holy shit the oil bears are cleaning up this month. incredible.

>>11867556
that just means XOM is on sale

>>11867525
True, I think automation/AI and big data will take off in the future as well, just based off of the general trend society is going in

I personally prefer to buy stocks exclusively in the health care, utilities, and consumer staples sectors, though, because I like how loosely correlated they are with the broader market and how they can generally weather economic downturns well

the bears may have taken the flag this thanksgiving
but the golden bulls will take Christmas

>>11867566
div yield 4.34%
$3 off the 52-week low

i suspect you are correct but lack the liquidity to put my money where my mouth is

>>11867499
From the online reviews I've read, their pizza is pretty decent, their restaurants are just dirty as hell and filled with annoying children all the time
Dave and Buster's both does the arcade/restaurant concept better and has better food, imo

>>11867596
>>11867566
has anybody ever done backtesting on how you would perform if every 2 weeks you bought a unit of the closest to 52 week low out of the say top 50 or 100 mcap companies? Aka stuff that is highly unlikely to fail and eventually make it back to new all time highs

unless your GE of course lmao

wat do if you just found out your inheritance is going to be around $3M-$6M from just once side of your family and $1-$2M from the other side?

>>11867512
Netflix won’t. It’s an addiction and auto payment every month.

>>11867615
buy dividend yielding blue chippers exclusively, live off the divvys and never sell a single share

>>11867615
buy a yacht

>>11867615
Yea but when? And nothing in life is guaranteed.

>>11867458
>tfw AAPL tanking its own stock on purpose to get cheaper buy backs with the billions in cash

there's dumber ways to increase shareholder loyalty

>>11867622
I think it will, desu
Subscriber growth is on the decline and their competitors are growing
I don't think it's that Netflix will cease to exist completely in 10 years, just that it'll lose a significant portion of its market share as consumers start to flock to other options more suited to their personal preferences

>>11867656
Millennials and Zoomers won't even be watching tv during the greater depression - they don't know how to operate a generator.

>>11867637
true, but i've had to review the wills and the accounts for family over thanksgiving. and probably 25-35 years.

>>11867224
here's a new sweating anime girl reaction image btw

I fucking hate 4channel, clearing the name field automatically. And I had to complete 6 captchas for this lmao. How do I buy puts on 4chan?

>>11867656
>on the decline

>>11867508
Chris?

>>11867668
>hurr a correction and a few months of market volatility means that society is going to collapse

when will you overemotional faggots learn

>mfw I've been investing with Chris

>>11867740 meant for >>11867740

fuck, i slept all day and missed out on the epic market close

and now I gotta wait all weekend until i can get my gambling fix on again

>>11867755
>>11867740
failed

like a true mormon

>>11867755
Comfy, are you ok?

>>11867740
>>11867755
>fails twice in a row

>>11867767
I like when I see things that are posted on my birthday.

>>11867674
Why is this hot

>>11867755
wat

>>11867740
>>11867755
dop gegg

What's everyone's opinion on initial public offering (IPOs)?

I just bought stocks worth 5k in a robotics IPO.

>>11864024
>grim lost everything
who is next in this gay market
it could be anyone of us

are we going below 2600!??!?

>>11864024
>First for losing all your money
F

random question

does anyone know if the bottle cum guy still posts near christmas on /b/ every year. i remember him starting in like 2009 but I left /b/ in 2013 and haven't been back around christmas

ATVI has eaten shit since the diablo fiasco and Blops4 not doing hot, is this a time to buy in or is this downward spiral not finished yet?

>>11864024
just keep moving forward and you'll make it eventually
view this as a chance to start over again with a new approach, not an ending

>>11867836
depends entirely on the individual company itself
some IPOs are good buys at their initial price, others aren't

>>11867836
depends on the company, if you believe in it, hold for a couple years, if hesitant, wait a few months until you buy

they tend to either bottom out afer a couple months/years from IPO date, then skyrocket, or they never reach the price they sold for on their first day of trading

either way they are great picks for shorting in the short term, which company?

>>11864024
>>11867845
>>11867852
>grim lost it all

fuck, this world truly is not fair

we should purge it all

>>11867111
Bears won this week.

Martin Shkreli's blog is comfy.

>>11867933
nice gains anon. bears will also win the next 519 weeks too.

>>11867508
hello christian, big fan of sonichu series here. when are you going to do any more updates?

Lazy bulls failed to defend support today. This shit is crashing to 2400.

>>11864219
should i dump all my LCI? what do you know that i dont?

>>11867525
Automation is going to be big but what's going to be automated soon is the horde of "trust-based" white collar jobs like accounting, logistics or quality control. HR by a bunch too. Manufacturing is going to be transformed big time by AR, but what's profitable to get automated is already outsourced in China.

>>11868100
>of "trust-based" white collar jobs like accounting, logistics or quality control
lawyers?

>>11868107
lawyers will never be automated, it would be unconstitutional im sure. well atleast defense

Fuck

third world newfag here. Is Forex a good starting point ? Should i stick to my country's stock market ? (smaller than a german bank)

>>11868107
Except of you plug an AI on the 4chan archives you'll never have a machine arguing as dishonest as a human being.
In reality, it won't probably happen, in the same way people will prefer actual waiers in your 3-star michelin.

teh sate of oil

>>11867845
>>11867852
>>11867871
>>11867885
I have not been wiped out yet.

>>11868107
I expect USA, EU, China, Russia and Brazil to jointly lead the charge to protect human labor. They'll outlaw AI and automation in certain sectors where the social cost is too high. They're not going to protect McDonalds workers, HR leeches, customer service or call center cucks though. If they don't, we'll get the Butlerian Jihad 10,000 years ahead of schedule and the same end result.

>>11868165
Ultimate Survivor!

>>11868181
> The Butlerian Jihad is an event in the back-story of Frank Herbert's fictional Dune universe. Occurring over 10,000 years before the events chronicled in his 1965 novel Dune, this jihad leads to the outlawing of certain technologies, primarily "thinking machines," a collective term for computers and artificial intelligence of any kind. This prohibition is a key influence on the nature of Herbert's fictional setting.[1]


I have never read Dune.
Should I?

Another good day for our hero Armin. Green today.
2019 is looking to be the year of profit! (2 billion in drug sales, at last estimate). Still holding with a "buy" rating so ..

>>11868208
s-s-stop

>>11868100
HR could be done by robots kinda but it takes an actual artist to really put together a perfect team I think. A lot of higher level intuition and thinking.

>>11868253
they had to ban the robots in hr because the ai started discriminating against women. Based AI Overlords.

>>11867859
Imo, if you are going to hold long term then yes. They have hinted at tons of games in production, many are mobile whale bait games, and it sounds like they may be doing right by Diablo 4 if the leaks are true.

Bears will be by to say no and the world is ending. They could be right. I doubt it. Gotta take a risk.

>>11868133
forex can be cruel, bigger swings, more black swans, 1000x leverage, open 24 hours

stocks are much better for beginners, forex is brutal

>>11868165
good!

>>11868107
basic traffic lawyers are already automated quite well
of course any AI lawyers will need humans to maintain them still, one person to update them with the latest changes to various laws, and a programmer to make and maintain them

>>11868181
>automation of trivial jobs will not create new jobs
brainlet spotted, just like how the internet has destroyed a bunch of jobs, not created new jobs?
or like the cotton gin? or the automobile? like how no new jobs ever replaced chimney sweeps or elevator attendants?

when new tech makes old jobs obsolete, it make a exponential amount of new jobs appear for the first time

Is it possible to become a millionaire when you have a kiwofarms encyclopedia dramatica page?

I'm literally autistic been abused my whole life. Also been homeless forever. Do I still have a chance?

>>11868264
And minorities it had whites on top, then asians, and it almost never picked blacks or hispanics

>>11868336
tell us who you are

>>11868336
You again? Boi change your name already wtf you expect 4chan to do? Grant you magical pixie powers over your life?

>>11868280
I'm a big bear, and the world isnt ending, but I wouldnt buy anything now, wait like 6 months to 2 years, or ride sqqq and sdow up while the markets slid down.

>>11868336
Yes, find a job. Load as much as possible into your 401k as possible. Make sure it goes into a low cost index fund s&p 500 tracker. Do that for decades penny pinching the whole time. Retire a millionaire. Compound interest is on your side. The stock market doesn't care who you are or what you've done.

>>11868319
AI & AR will help to divide (increase) division of labor more I think the net profit of it will be 'more jerbs' even if short, immediate term might shoa some jerbs.

>>11868336
Why have you spelled kiwi farms wrong every time you've posted this? I'm trying to figure out who you are, is your name Connor Bible?

>>11868319
Thank you, will try to understand the terminology. Staying out of forex for now. Small country stocks it is.

>>11868405
> The stock market doesn't care who you are or what you've done.

Based stock market

>>11868366
Bug off

>>11868369
No I just need comfort and peace

>>11868336
Are you Chris-chan? Anyways...

Get into a shape where people will want to hire and do business with you. Fix your hair, skin, fashion game, and hit the gym. This is the bare minimum for holding a decent job. Better if you have education. You'll notice that there's ugly and disgusting people in business but you'll have it easier if you're attractive on every level.

Find an internship or entry-level position at some firm. Could even be construction or something. Work hard and get promotions. Make money and invest it. Voila. Might take you a long time but you'll get to a million.

>>11868399
I think that it's down 40% from a previous high is enough to buy in. Maybe put a small amount in and average down every 10% drop. Place it all in if it looks like the market is going to recover.

That would be my strategy.

>>11868319
It's not an iron law that AI will create new jobs when it's encroaching on things that have been only human-led since time immemorial.

>>11868430
I want to help you but only if I know who you are. at the very least point us to some one in a similar situation and I'll tell you what I'd tell them.

>>11868477
>>11868477
>>11868477
NEW THREAD

>>11868454
Well I'm a bear on the whole market, so I think people especially middle class people wont have any money for video games for the next couple of months to a couple of years. Not to mention the fact that I think tech in general is in a massive bubble.

>>11868060
Lord Shkreli gave his thoughts on generic drugs
He said India and China are arriving on this market and those companies are willing to sell them for 30% of gross margins.
Companies like TEVA LCI Mylan have had it easy with their 50% of gross margins. But these times are over.
In the light of what Martin wrote, LCI might have lost its historical partner because of that

Hehe;
Honestly I'm doing pretty good. I make, compared to some, jack shit. But I got a retirement package set in stone, a 401k, a steady job (the only way I can get fired,etc is if the state gov goes tits up). I don't have to deal with stress or bullshit while at work, I get exercise due to my work so I stay in decent shape. I got a little pile saved, which I add to each month. Just started in the market a month ago so still early to tell how it'll work out for me but I didn't stick anything over in that would hurt any if i lost it. The only debt I have is credit card and a house. So all in all I'm doing pretty good. I know a lot have debt up to they're ass and no hope of paying that shit off till they hit 35- 40.

>>11868319
[comic sans]

get out of the market as long as you can

sell your stocks and leave the stock market alone for next 3 months, you will regret it otherwise