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>family members keep knocking on my door and asking why I'm not downstairs socializing with everyone

>> No.11853984

>>11853981
just kill them lmao

>> No.11853988

>>11853981
Kek. Go down there you fucking autist.

>> No.11853996

tell them to fuck off. fuck normies.

>> No.11854011

tell them youre masturbating

>> No.11854026

Go down but don't say a word and phone post on /biz/

>> No.11854194

>>11853981
Keep calm and listen to Horst Wessel Lied (it'll make you feel better):

https://d.coka.la/i73LTI.webm

https://d.coka.la/DvciOb.webm

https://d.coka.la/aM0MDK.webm

>> No.11854271

>>11853981
>having dinner at noon
why?

>> No.11854308

Say that biz is a part of your family, and you'd like to collectively browse it with you.

>> No.11854329

>>11854026
this
My plan in a few hours.

>> No.11854384
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>>11853981
keep your door locked anon
Today is the perfect day to play rdr2 all day

>> No.11854391

>>11853981
IM TRADING SHITCOINS MA!!

>> No.11855216

>>11854194
thanks!

>> No.11855284
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11855284

Get a white shirt and write 4chan /pol/ in black marker on it and go downstairs and blow their fucking heads off

>> No.11855541
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11855541

AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11855569

>>11853981
are are admitting guilt by not going downstairs you faggt. Go downstairs and give everyone a firm handshake/hug , before admitting to them that you told them to invest in the greatest ponzi of all times, and that you should of sold in January, Thanksgiving time

>> No.11855585

>>11853981
>problems yanks have

>> No.11855623

>>11855284
HAHAHA, holy fucking shit i love this board

>> No.11856051

>>11855623
go back to plebbit.

>> No.11856159

>>11855569
anon we know you are still holding your imaginary internet money ahahahahaha

>> No.11856198

just do it then say youre going to take a nap

>> No.11856203

>>11853981
Tell them you are a introver anon

>> No.11856239

>>11853981
The sense of belonging I feel knowing other anons are in similar situations as I am is why I still come to 4chan. Bless you anons.

>> No.11856294

>>11856239
most here are retards that find weird shit funny. If you show this thread or other pink wojak "AAAA" threads to high functioning individuals with integrity it just won't be the same

>> No.11856339

>>11856294
4chan rotted my brain. I can only talk in memes

>> No.11856361

>>11856339
>Hey Grandma you want me to hodl that bag for ya?
>Wow sis that cardigan is very based
>Hey James you based boy
>Oy vey who shoad all the milk?
> Hey wyboi show me wut dat mouf do

>> No.11856448

>>11856361
>YOOOOO DIS TURKEY FINNA BOUTA GET DABBED ON

>> No.11856474

>>11853981
Go in the bathroom and lock the door say you’re sick. Proceed to shitpost.

>> No.11856491

Or just not be a spaz lmaooo

>> No.11856517

>>11854329
Reporting.
It's working. They talk about new cars they bought after having a previous one "taken back" by someone whatever that means (repo?).
How do you interact with plebs, mates?

>> No.11856573

>>11856517
Show them your meme collection and screenshotted greentexts

>> No.11856619

>>11853981
>>11856239
My brother didn't come down during the whole dinner either. It used to bother me, but the whole thing is so NPCish I understand his actions.

>> No.11856829

>>11853981
>are you dating anywhere
>are you still working that one job
>you still live by yourself right
>what do you do in your free time
Fuck this shit man

>> No.11857401

the wprst feeling ever is when they actually stop trying and give up.

Don't let the situation reach that point. Go socialize and theyll welcome you.

>> No.11857984

Grow a pair of balls if you aren't a woman and go talk to some people you idiot

>> No.11858010

>>11857984
What do I say? Looking good? Heh

>> No.11858048

>>11856474
Proceed to sickpost imo

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>>11854271
fordi det er middag

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>>11853981
>oh hello family good to see you all! Yes I still have that money that you gave me to invest in cryptocurrency for you last thanksgiving, its totally not lost at all.

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>>11853981
Too afraid to admit you bought the link meme & own thousands of dollars worth of wind & ghosts that will never appreciate? Or are you a precious millennial with 'social anxiety'?