/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11849953
You got a loisense for that larp there mate?

>the Linkie opened his blockfolio one last time to remind himself that it was really over
>he went all in on LINK just like /biz/ told him to
>as he secured the rope around his neck he thought of what could have been
>"$1000 end of year...." he muttered under his breath
>these were his last words before he left this world forever

Larp sage etc

>>11849953
are you thinking what i'm thinking anon?

>what did you lose all your money in, son?
>just this stupid thing called "chainlink", please don't talk about it
*later that night*
>father investigates chainlink on internet
>sees OP's definition

tfw

>>11849953
Is this already a case for larp police? I'm not sure if they would investigate such a weak case...

c'mon anon, i'll leave the tab open just in case

>>11850049
wee woo wee woo larp police here. the larp FBI seem to already be on the case, we are monitoring the situation

>>11849953
>inb4 I hold link and am gay pasta

Larp: the thread

>>11850441
thank you for your service, officer

bump

>>11849953

Holy fuck Marines ASSEMBLE !!!
Upvote that gay definition and sage the crypto one.

>>11850915

Can you at least try with the insider larps now

>>11849953
https://www.coincryptoz.com/8368/hydrogen-bomb-blow-whole-blockchain-industry/

https://medium.com/hydrogen-api/and-the-winner-is-hydrogen-58e5e7a01d6b

>>11851657
Havent we known about hydrogen for a while?

>>11851716

I don't know what you know, man

>>11851657
who dis

>>11849963
>the Nolinker opened cnet.com one last time to remind himself that chainlink had become an international software standard
>he thought LINK was a scam just like FUDders told him to
>as he secured the rope around his neck he thought of what could have been
>"Stinky... scamcoin..." he muttered under his breath
>these were his last words before he left this world forever

>>11849953
Oh shit was going to call op a faggot and say give info now but seen just came into thread 5hr 20mins in, guess I’ll be patient. But honestly fuck you op, you are a total faggot if you do not deliver like 99.999999999999% of the time

Attention everyone. This is not a larp. I just farted in my bed.

I'll bump it in 2 hours so I can insult another larper

>>11849953
wee woo

>>11849953
You can deliver now.

another hit and run, neck yourself op

>>11849953
Deliver what was promised or else...

>>11849953
GIVES US YOUR INFO ANON

>>11849953
I'm calling it now. Its going to be the pasta above the gay Muslim loving Sergey.

Delivery time

Truth is a Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>>11852416
Except it's literally dumping right now. Target: 3200 sats.

>>11852416
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11852416
kys

> Microsoft Developer Conference Stream
> Numerous over-exaggerated presentations with many styles but no substance
> wearing a suit taylors suit parade, trying to make Microsoft look cool
> Now we want to show you our new encryption application, we are developing a small project called ChainLink! Mr. Nazarov, please speak!
> LINK's price immediately soared, eventually consolidating about $325 an hour green candle and the exchange collapsed from its full number
>About LINK's myriad clues/commerce/posts, a never-ending Shanghai party, is it still a good time to buy?
> Even Mr. Mobius began asking questions about how to sell your luggage and buy LINK
> Sergei stepped onto the stage, and there was a horrible silence in the crowd. The whole world seemed to be in a state of stagnation because the fate of the global economy was on the edge of the cliff of revolution.
> Sergey began his 42-minute speech on smart contracts, showing no emotions at all, even to the point of not being interested, except for the cold facts about smart contracts and their implementation, and the various programming languages they can write. Nothing else. Did he mention ChainLink?
> ChainLink continued to withdraw 0.010% of the cost after the speech. Sergey was on the stage, just wondering what the real nature of men is.
Friendship reminds SWIFT that it will not even use Chainlink, even if it eventually starts using distributed ledger technology (and more than four years).

>>11852416
This is true. I made a quick 100% from buying on ED and selling the sibos conference. I can't even believe people are still shilling this shitcoin, it's actually amazing

>wearing pants

>>11849953
Lieing brainlet, gfy