/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11841646
delete this thread
NOW

Is this new?

>>11841646

>imagine investing in a project called "town crier"

>>11841666
I think so? Haven't seen it posted here before
https://create.smartcontract.com/#/choose

>>11841677
kek

They are actually using our meme cubes

>>11841646
Do you think they used the link cube generator that anon made to make that cube?

>>11841756
It's genius, they could put different collaborators & partners in the cube

Link stinks bag holders

>>11841677
> imagine a university funding a project called "town crier"
> imagine the top academics in the world developing a project called "town crier"
> imagine a company buying out a project called "town crier"
> imagine using a project called "town crier" to handle trillion dollar industries
Just imagine

H U G E
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>>11841677
Urban Dictionary:
>When a man and another man are having sexual relations in the missionary position, and the man fits his entire scrotum into the man's ass, and then slapping his penis onto the top of the man's pubic areawhile mimicing the sound of a large bell followed by exclaiming the time of day and then the phrase "And all is well". It is part of the Colonial Times sexual moves.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

>>11841677

>imagine being a nolinker

>>11841666
It's a shadow fork
>Check satanic Marine pepe

>>11841775
Sauce?

Uhh... this is a big deal guys. 700+ crypto data feeds.

>>11841821
Fucking looooool

>>11841982
>linktard reading comprehension

Chainlink is actually a scam

>>11842042
It's a putin psy-op and everybody knows it.

>>11841821
what you didn’t know this?

>>11841800
Checked. We are true early adopters. No Linkers will forever have a sorrowful spot in my heart during the rise up. No amount of Fomo will be able to purchase Link from $100-$500 as nobody will be selling. This is the third great mooning of crypto.

I just bought 5555 more LINK AMA

>>11842786
Can you PM me? I have some questions about how to buy LINK

>>11841646
portfolio crier

>>11841821

>>11842070
this is so fucking good

thx m8

>>11843505
you belong in an oven.

>>11843428
DM me the reply to the pm

>>11843515
i love biz.

>>11841666
Checked

>>11843428


>>11843428
Fosho man just hit me at my tripcode

>>11843692
Do I do Assblaster or the string of letters? And is it just at hotmail.com?

>>11843428
You have to go back

>>11843730
>Y77bVt9s
>1 post by this ID

Are you new, sweetie?

>>11843718
Its assblaster @ !!7//HlhoTBOA@sbcglobal.net. I'll reply back with my address and you can mail it to me

>>11843730
this is either a 3rd tier b8 or you are really fuggin new

former- congrats on this, srsly

latter-you have to go back

>>11843913
Awesome, thank you so much. You don't work at Bank of America do you? The BOA in the address makes me think it's a Bank of America domain.

>>11841694

>>11844094
> larping as a boomer
Nice meme

>>11843428
Looking at your history, you are so wholesome

>>11844772
Thanks anon. Can you PM me?

Hello biz! I have 45 000 link and im living in Finland. Am I going to be rich like Elon Musk?

Never, ever gonna make it.

>>11845049
Translate some of the Finnish ChainLink memes from the Finnish chan.

>>11845218
Minä aion tehdä sen

>>11845049
>>11845218

>>11841677
>Imagine investing in an organisation called "Apple"

>>11845509
You guys are so far behind on your meme skills. Savages.

>>11841821
>Chainlink
> A gay sex position where men stick there dicks into each others asses to form a link..

More dots

>>11845958
someone needs to add this to the urban dictionary to btfo the stinkies eternally

>>11845844
>not knowing that wojak spurdo and apu are all originally Finnish

>>11845509

What how this mean do?

>>11843913
dude its @4channel.org now bro

>>11841646
700+ Holy shit. We gonna make it ?

>>11843929
You have to go back

>>11843913
Bizonacci and assblaster all in one night? Fug. Internet is borked so having hard time confirming trip

>>11841677
Reminds me of pied piper from silicon valley.

>wearing pants

>>11841646
>crypto price data feeds
Wow its fucking nothing. I thought we were going for some fucking real world adoption not more crypto circlejerk bullshit.

A fucking datafeed for 700 weather stations would be more impressive than this trash. What the fuck is anyone supposed to do with fucking crypto exchange data

>>11841646
wow so its literally coinmarketcap, which was created more than half a decade ago. GOOD JOB CHAINLINK

>>11848213
Link down to .05 confirm

>no tokenomics
>easily replicable using POS | smart contract, dont need CL token to have D-oracles.

What a worthless display of "technology"

>muh data feeds
>muh first mover's advantage

Keep dreaming brainlets, zero care for this shit token in the real world

>>11843428

>>11848176
Dont forget the

>chainlink alarm clock

>>11849116
>$32 000 000
>4th industrial revolution
>'oracles worth more than crypto it self'

Reality:
Alarmclock

>>11849116
>Don't forget being able to trigger contract execution at a time agreed to by consensus, by the same nodes handling your other contract input and outputs

>>11849131
*ppprrrrrriiiiinnngggg*

>32 M
>One year after
>A fucking alarm clock
>0 real use case
>0 real partnetships

>>11849116
I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 LINK to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my LINK wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my LINK) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my LINK wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 LINK to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 LINK to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>>11849174
peasant

>>11845995
It's in it already

>>11846136
>wojak
>Finnish
Spotted the newfag

>>11849822

Based

>>11849174
Kek

>>11849163
>32 M
>One year after
>A fucking alarm clock
>1 real use case: waking me up after Gay sex
>1 real partnetship: a gay sex position

>>11849131
You're the only one who truly understands.

>>11850365
The absolute state

>>11849116
A 32 MILLION ALARM CLOCK
HAHAHAHAHA