/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHY ISNT THE MARKET RECOVERING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11842740
do most days before holidays ever have good volume?

>>11842866
no time to sell, gotta prepare turkey

>>11842866
Low volume today. Who do you expect to buy?

DUMP IT

Buy Colgate, it never goes down

>>11842896
Now is a good time. But apparently they have brainlets that cant do currency hedging well.

Fuck shitcoiners

how do I long friendship?

based QLD and SSO is the future, anybody not bying this dip is throwing away huge profits guaranteed

Long onions

Sony
Microsoft
EA
TTWO
ATVI
NINTENDO

WHERE IS THE MARKET GOING

IS THE RECOVERY OVER??? IS ANOTHER DIP COMING

>>11843076
GAMERS RISE UP

>>11843135
lol

>>11843123

Everyone is going to be in a buying mode on Friday because of the Holidays.

Going balls deep into TQQQ, then back into SQQQ for next week,

>>11843135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9aVszSJCnc

>>11843135
>>11843141
THEY TARGETED GAMERS
GAMERS!!!
Also add weed lmao and it's the perfect zoomer portfolio

>>11843123
We have a Golden bull run scheduled in 209 minutes

How are you getting prepared for the Greater Depression of the 2020s?

>>11843167
cringe

interesting pattern today

$CANF

get in lads

Is using DRIP on IVR, NLY and MFA the most patrician investment strategy known to man?

>>11843240
many traders stopped after morning hours and called today a half-day?

>>11843076
>buying Atari in the 1980's is a great idea!!

>>11843240
Impressed?

>>11843167
RISE UP

>>11843262
omg its like your picture but upside down

kek am was, first long stopped out, second long made money back, then was like... eh screw it, back to make sweet potato souffle

>>11843263
yes! it was very pretty and symmetrical !_!

CANF TO THE MOON

Guys I'm down 15% in FB. It's 54% of my portfolio. When will it return to $200?

>>11843330

Never. Other tech stocks will recover in 10 years or so. Facebook will eventually get replaced before then.

>>11843330
>investing in a company that doesn't sell products

>>11843325
>>omg its like your picture but upside down
which stock is? upside down as in how?

>>11843330
not in the next decade, see>>11843368

>>11843368
>ad block kills the zuck

First try at the market, missed buying GameStop at under $13, fell asleep, then it's up 15% when I wake up.

>>11843345
> AMZN will not reach AH again before 10 years

lol

>>11843386
SPY

>>11843401

amazon is retail

>>11843325
2-3-74 pilled

>>11843407
ah, the all movement in the morning, then stable rest of day look eh?

>>11841881
>Johnson & Johnson -3% following negative appeals court ruling on Zytiga

why is it not dumping :(

>>11843410
AMZN is gonna be litteraly every market.

>>11843330
just keep buying

>>11843418
nice lightcone on a time-space graph, but you are still smalltime

what's up with VTGN ?

PUMP IT

>>11843455

Holidays are for bulls

>>11843502
Then it's a good thing I'm ready to prep the bull

buy my etf you dumb goy hehee

>>11843500


YOU JINXED IT

>>11843270
somebody's doing the crowding

if you expected anything else I'm sorry

NONONO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

/o/ here, going to buy Toyota, BMW and Daimler AG for those sweet dividends.

NONONO NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>most peaceful day of the year so far
>bulls still find a way to mess it up

>>11843725
I'm waiting for the Black Friday Bump

>>11843767
*dump

>>11843767
My God. 20% crash confirmed on the half day holiday Black Friday. The black boxes will be left unattended and will nose dive the market.

Are bonds for niggers

Who listened and is on the CANF rocket with me?

>>11843829
this. anyone with money will be discussing markets over the holiday, boomers will get nervous and call their brokers on friday and dump everything

>>11843830
they're outperforming stocks rn you tell me

PEOPLE ARE SELLING AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>11843842

Economy is doing well though, they're going to stuff their faces with food and then call their brokers to buy the dip.

green day friday, then back to selling Monday

>>11843842
>fundamentals are good *sips*
>ah tastes as sweet as my divvies
>take a sip, buy the dip *sip*

>>11843842
>>11843854
Surely news of another record breaking Black Friday will bump my shit up

i mentioned NLST the other day, did anyone take a look? up another 15% today

>>11843871
literally me right now

>>11843854
>>11843871
>>11843878
i hope so, i just like scaring myself. i'm pretty heavily invested.

>buy colgate
>immediate gap down

how are u doing this week?

>>11843890
J U S T

>/biz/ keeps telling me that Divies are my friends and will make me rich and I can live off them eventually
>buy $1000 worth of T for that high dividend cash
>realize after one year, I will get $60

wow, its fucking nothing

>>11843871
COMFY

>>11843890
Options contracts?

>>11843899
so buy $100k worth

>>11843904
yes. i bought the nvda "dip"

>>11843899
>he fell for the dividends are your fren meme

sad

>>11843890

lol story pls

>>11843445
Thanks.

>>11843915
I dont have 100k. Maybe once my weed stocks moon I will. You know stocks that will actually grow intead of returning 1% a year

>>11843890
should have sold once you hit profit tsk tsk

>>11843899
Look into dicebet.one. I'm getting an average 0.2% daily ROI.

>>11843920
Ooooffff. I lost three hundred on options a while ago and quit them unless they were protective or nearly guaranteed.

if you are down 4% this week but you get to witness a boomer holocaust, can you consider that coming out on top?

>>11843936
if you're younger and have a higher risk tolerance, you probably want growth stocks instead of value stocks. QQQ, IWF, VUG, IVW, shit like that.

Get ready for the Dow to fall 500 points minute

>>11843899
>started off like you
>now I make $18K per year for doing nothing
>$2.05 per hour, every hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days per year
>this number will continually increase without any more capital investment
>reinvesting the income raising my future forward income
>rinse repeat over the next few years + stock appreciation = passive income covering my expenses

this isn't a get rich quick scheme, this is a retirement plan. go buy meme stocks if you want to try and get rich quick

>>11843936
T nets 6% per year in divies tho

>>11843953
*betdice.one

>>11843974
*meatspin.com

>>11843980
Sure is 2001 in here

>>11843922
checked. i bought $180 NVDA call contracts last Friday. they expire Friday. I want to throw in another $500 and hope for a run up. right now the contracts are $.01. i figure i could load up and hope they hit $.02-$.05 per. should i do it?

>>11843948
my profit was only $80 of $1300. then when it dropped even more i threw another $700 in. refer to the reply to >>11843922. should i do it?

>>11843961
i went from $300>$1300 in a week. i just got in at the wrong time. yesterday, nvda was green and my contracts still lost money lol

>>11843871
Needs a chalice for them sips

LABU follows the market up but doesn't follow it down.

BASED BIOTECH

>>11843899
and if it drops 5.66666% after that's your gains gone, have fun

>>11844017
what if it goes up 5.666666%?

>>11844017
Not if you're re-investing the divs like you're supposed to

>>11844017
only if you sell. then you cost average down with new shares based on DRIP and when the price goes back up you not only have a higher div yield on cost, you have a better gain

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up .2%, the niacin fixed my brain and we’re trading well again!

>>11844047

>>11843395
I just added to my position @ about $13.35. We will see what happens, but if the sale of Spring Mobile goes through, the company will literally have more cash than its market cap.

More likely than not they will reduce that cash position from 1.5B to $800M and pay their long term debt off. Then, they can open up bidding for an acquisition, and sell for 6-8X EBITDA, effectively putting the stock at $18-24 a share. Hard for shareholders to lose money if the Spring Mobile sale goes through unless they get treblinka'd during the Holidays.

>>11844047
helo chjillies
northrop grumman wom a $490m contract w/ pentagon so i'm ok

>>11844047
Ok day, still need a bunch more gains in December to be ahaead though

>>11844087
I have about $150 in GameStop gift cards, best spend them this weekend to bump sales.

>>11844101
kek

>>11844026
>>11844035
>>11844044
I'm not saying divs aren't good just the "I don't have to care what the price is I've got divs" doesn't hold up.

>>11844047
Can I get the House BBQ Half Order Ribs, the california Turkey Club, and for dessert, the skillet chocolate chip cookie

>>11844149
why should I care what the share price is if I never intend to sell any of the equities I buy for my divvy portfolio? other than the obvious (fundamental of the company breaks down, they cut their dividend, etc.) I don't really worry about share price. Am I happy if it goes up? Yep. Am I ok with a slump to increase my position in undervalued companies? Absolutely.

This isn't true with all companies, but companies that have paid dividends for 10-50 years and have grown their dividends for 10-50 years without interruption of either, will likely do so for the next 10-20 years minimum.

>>11844101
the sales were already bumped when you bought the gift card. it's over.

>>11844191
this

muh KO

>>11844187
I can't be arsed explaining my self properly. In short yes I agree with your post.

DRIP or cash for my dividends?

>>11844182
Big order niki, if you clean your plate you get a free comic book

>>11844267
hugs

>>11844318
you too famalam

>>11844014

Most bought in the 60's/50's though.

Biotech is bit sketchy with rising rates though. Can't imagine it's going to do well with hikes putting pressure on the EPS regardless if it's relevant to the companies moving forward. People will still dump the small/mid cap stuff.

>>11843994
> going all-in on OTM options extremely close to expiry
You dumb motherfucker.

who here pretended to work all day but basically did nothing?

Tax question: if I buy 10 shares of stock @ 1$ a share, then sell 8 shares at $1.25, I don’t owe taxes on the shares I kept right?

>>11844468
It's my first time having two days off in a row in two months so I'm openly doing nothing
BREAK THE WAGIE MENTALITY

>>11843994
> yesterday, nvda was green and my contracts still lost money lol
> what is theta decay?
Don’t trade options if you don’t know how they work

>>11844468
I’m trying to get into trading because I have so much free time at work.

>>11844468
WHAT UP

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/nasa-moon-mars-mission-video-latest-planet-space-launch-a8641771.htmL

BASED DOLAND DRUMPF
WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE MOON
LONG AEROSPACE

>>11844512
this is why i don't trade options, i have no idea how, and after seeing that hedge fund manager make a youtube video on how he lost $150 million on natural gas options, I'm staying away other than maybe learning covered calls

>>11844297
Depends; long term holding I'd enable Drip. You also gain during Tax time cause the payouts count as income. So reinvesting them would cut down the potential tax bite. You can always turn it off later.

>>11843748
>when electric cars are simpler, cheaper to maintain by thousands of dollars, run at 1/3 to one fifth the cost of a combustion car, and we're headed into s recession worldwide at latest 3 years down the line?
Yes.

>>11844479
no, you only owe taxes on shares you sell when you realize a gain. even then the gain is only the difference in share price at time of purchase and share price at time of sale. you'll need to contact your broker to determine how you can indicate which shares you sell.

when I sell shares, I try and make that the shares I sell are counted as a loss instead of a gain for tax purposes. but some brokers have strict either FIFO or LIFO policies for selling shares.

>>11843968
>not realizing you're actually getting taxed on reinvested dividends and missing out on deferred taxes
the fixation on dividends is a good sign that you actually don't understand what you're doing at all

>>11844201
i cant quite tell if having a coke in rural snowy japan is comfy

>>11844191
I actually won them.
GameStop is failing, most enjoy digital and it shows when their stores are full of items you'd find in a comic book store or Spencers.
Probably sell after Q4 earnings.

>>11844715
So you know, you buy say T. Ten shares of it. Which only gives you $5 per quarter (20 per yr). Not great. However enable drip + buy more shares over time that payout will rise so after 10 - 20 years you'd end up with a nice payday. Plus the tax benefits over 20 yrs you'd gain.

>>11844647
>WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE MOON
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THIS HAS BEEN MY DREAM SINCE I'VE BEEN A LITTLE KID AND WATCHED THE APOLLO MISSIONS
I CANT WAIT TO BE ABLE TO BE A SPACE AUTIST AGAIN
BASED ORANGE MAN

>>11844767
so wait, its taxed on the per share level? i was under the assumption that if i put in $10 to my stock account and pulled out $10 that it would be considered a null transaction with no taxable income.

>>11844753
>electric cars are going to replace ICE cars before we're all dead

>>11844833
yeah its per share

for example if you bought 2 shares at $5 and then it went to $10 each and you sold 1 share you'd have $5 of taxable income (short term) or capital gains (long term)

>>11844807
Japan in general is just a comfy place. I spent a year of my life there, probably the best year of my life at that.

>>11844856
damn. well there goes that idea.

>>11844833
yes.

example.

100 shares at $10 per share.

Shares go to $20 per share and you sell 10 shares.

That's $200 but only $100 of it is taxable due to it being the next gain.

And as >>11844856 pointed out, if you held the share for 1 year+, it would be taxed less as a long term capital gain than if you held it for under 1 year

>>11844870
the tax man is at every corner
only way you can escape is by abusing tax deferred accounts like true chad

>>11844783
i do, also have my 2/3 of my money in either growth funds as well as tax deferred accounts.

additionally, if you look at total returns over time, even with tax implications, dividend aristocrats outperform the overall market massively

When is Elon going to say stupid things again so I can buy his company?

>>11844911
>dividend aristocrats + DRIP
I can only get so hard

>>11844911
> dividend aristocrats outperform the overall market massively
it's almost like a list of companies with good financial performance should outperform the total market

>>11844911
the true genius is when you put your dividend stocks in the tax deferred accounts, especially the roth accounts

>>11844201
C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y

>>11844946
not just total market, basically any index out there

daily /smg/ reminder that orange bad man

>>11844929
>when you get 2 dividends on the same day

i got about $600 in bills every month; insurance, phone, electric, etc.

this amount hasn't really changed in the last five years. i am working on a dividend account because i realized that i could have my money paying these bills for me every month instead of me having to work to pay my bills. i dunno, thats the idea that appealed to me.

Why would you put make a brokerage account as a first step in the sticky lol. Shouldn't one study first.
God this board is a shill infested shithole.

>>11843889
your style of invest am dead old timer

>>11845034
>being this salty at the end of a big green day

>>11845018
I don't know how it is in your country but in mine dividends are also taxed less heavily than wages. My pay check is cut by 40% every month but the dividends only by 20%. It feels like committing income tax fraud which is liberating.

>>11844987
that's because most indexes aren't chosen on the basis of financial performance

my point being that you haven't identified any underlying economic intuition behind the performance of dividend paying stocks. I'm not saying they're bad but when you say you know what you're doing, it's on the same level as some boglehead saying "market always go up, therefore buy market"

Post your YTD JUST-charts.

blue is my portfolio, purple is DAX30.

>>11845056
literally gapped lolol
thats not fair

>>11845096
>DAX
Which German stocks do you hold and why?

>>11845112
None. Well, 12% of my portfolio is a DAX30 index fund, but apart from that, I'm mostly invested in US stocks and stocks from my own country (snow nigger).

>>11845081
>It feels like committing income tax fraud which is liberating
They do that to prevent double taxation. The company's earnings are already taxed. When they pay those out as dividends it doesn't make sense to tax them again, but they do.

>>11845112
You hold german bonds not stocks silly.

>>11845109
>the zoomers are buying
>pull the buy orders, dump it

>tfw the market is rotating out of tech and into health care

based

>>11845081
i wish i could set up Robinhood to make a satisfying little ding on my phone whenever a dividend deposit is made. that would please my autism to no extent.

is atvi a buy now?

EARS is mooning AH

>>11845161
Those little dings and lights are powerful on a neurological level
All the sensory feedback you get from casino machines and video games are a big part of what keeps you engrossed in them

>>11845191
disgusting

>>11844462
fuck it broski. its a risk im willing to take to recover some of my funds

>>11844512
i know how they work lol its just retarded

>>11845201
>unironically finding this woman unattractive

what are you, a faggot

>>11845191
i'm aware but i'm surprised that phenomenah hasn't been leveraged by brokerage firms. i suppose its to seem like grown up serious business and not like a casino or childs toy.

>>11845191
>video games keep you engrossed by sensory feedback
No, I'm engrossed because I hate women and minorities.

are we in a bear market? or are we rebounding?

>>11845214
I don’t like her phone case, errything else is good tho

>>11842837
Get ready for Dildo Dump December

>>11845225
The sensory feedback you get is the reason you choose them over reading books
You do get plenty of sensory feedback from watching anime, tv, movies, etc as well, but it's not quite the same because that feedback doesn't occur as a result of your actions

>>11845214
>asks if others are faggots
>is attracted to some mongloid born with a cock

do you put your sock on after you put your shoes on too? that thing is disgusting filth and i pity the path of life you're on for finding any attractiveness in that gutter looking creature

>>11845225
RISE UP

>>11844047

Garbage. Opened a position with James Wagner Cultivation and promptly lost 5% on a stupid low volume dip. Had a lowball order in for Curaleaf at 6.10 this morning, missed it by 20 cents, Curaleaf then does +12%. Motherfucker.

The story for the last two weeks on my whole portfolio has been flat with intermittent small dips. It's very annoying. I'm not getting slaughtered by the broader markets but I'm not making any progress either.

>>11845254

THE BEAR IS HERE TO STAY

The Federal Reserve is has assassinated 7 U.S. presidents, caused 2 world wars, indirectly killed millions, enslaved the entire world, has caused infinite amounts of human suffering, ruined your country and your countrymen, and controls all facets of modern politics.

They’re also out to ruin your specific portfolio, make you broke, dump it, and you can't stop them.

>>11845034

Not exactly stocks (at all) but why did crude oil get a bart pattern today? Is that common in crude?

>>11845034
Mostly because people are lazy and if they didn't take a first step they would lose interest and leave. Also, having money at risk makes you sharper and more determined.

>>11845283
>>11845348
>at all

There are ETFs like OIL, UCO, and UWT that are directly tied to crude oil

>>11843994
average RH user here folks
This is who you are trading against. Feels good man.

>>11845348
oil is a very manipulated commodity. Probably news driven.

ETERNAL FUCKING BEAR

>>11844047
Up 1.5% for first GREEN day all week. First GREEN week since October. DIVS coming in for the first time, feeling good about the health of my DIV stock selections. Feels good.
t. newfag and Somali hater

>>11845462

S&P double bottom at 2600. It's happening.

>>11844047
Better, Green day mostly. Still a long way to go before I can really say I'm ahead. The Black Friday/Christmas shopping will go a long way to help with my rebound.

>>11845183
ye

Not looking good for the bulls, even on a long overdue green day can't even rally 1%. I think the bears won.

>>11844047
i sold some leveraged stock for a %5 profit. if it wasn't for my GE bag-hold i'd be up 12% for the year.

I remain bearish on Canadian weed stocks, mostly, however Canopy bounced off it's long term support trend line yesterday and held above today. I will make an entry in to this tomorrow so long as there isn't some retarded gap up.

>>11845479

>>11845628

same trend line on the weekly. It has maintained this support since it started going nuts back in October 2017.

MMM GOY SELL SELL SELL

One more dude weed chart and then I'm done. MPX Bioceutical. US based dude weed in the process of merging with iAnthus. Potentially undervalued but I'm more interested in the strength of the long term trend on this. Not many dude weed stocks in the small cap range have a trend this strong.

Using investing's version of tradingview because tradingview main site doesn't have CSE stocks yet. Apparently they're planning to add them at some point. Sooner would be better. I hate investing's site. Also: NEVER sign up for an account on investing.com. They insist on cell phone verification and they will give your number to all manner of scammy telemarketing pajeets (read the google reviews).

>>11845774
honestly, yeah. i got way more cash than stock right now so if you guys could just bottom this market out right quick and make like 2008.

>>11842837
Loading up on pot stocks ATM, some great buys yesterday and today. Several companies are announcing Qtr stuff next week.

>>11845812
who's on the forefront of large scale distillate and extract production in the US? flower is old and busted.

>>11845830

It's GW Pharma and a bunch of little small cap labs. GW is the "safest" bet for that as they already have an FDA approved CBD based med in Epidiolex.

>>11845854
i don't give a shit about medical applications. i want to know who's going to be able to roll out large volumes of distillates and extracts for recreational use when legalization hits.

>>11845890
>i want to know who's going to be able to roll out large volumes of distillates and extracts for recreational use when legalization hits.

There's no clear answer to that yet. US market is still too new and all the companies involved are small-ish. Pretty well all the growers are have a division involved in extraction but no tippity top sector leader has emerged for that specifically yet, at least as far as I am aware.

shill me an etf or fund that will make me rich

>>11845921
who has the capital equipment? supercritical CO2 extraction units aren't cheap and are hard to hide.

i need some global equity funds, im a globalist

>>11845940
Sqqq or sdow

>>11845948

Like I said, it's a bunch of small caps. Charlotte's Web, NBEV, Phivida, etc.

>>11845940
Vtsax. Hold for decades.

>>11846018
What do you think about Radient?

>>11846000
any long ones?

>>11846073

RTI is a Canadian outfit that has a relationship with Aurora Cannabis. My opinion on them is neutral. I have traded their stock before to some success.

>>11846153
Wait until theres blood running in the strats then get qqq, and blue chip stocks like F, coke, Walmart, and others like it.

>>11845940
TVIX till 260.

>>11843368
What are intangable assets, the post

>>11843410
Amazon has 5% of the total retail sector, what happens when they are 10%?

>>11843368
data is a product.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY3haDSDGH8

I just had sex and in that 15 minute window after I came while I was holding that broad and my mind was completely clear I saw the beauty in how much better bear markets are for accumulation of high yielding dividend stocks. I think I'm in love with the markets. All markets are fucking awesome. I can't wait until we open on Friday.

>>11846224
WMT is a good buy, so's KO,DIS,etc. Bag Amzn to if you can

all i want is to find a jewel of a global equity ETF or fund of some sort, but really spread over many factors, small mid and large cap/ spread globally/ and spready nicely over different sectors. the perfect fund. I need it. En pref low cost like vanguard's VT

>>11846401
AMZN is actually not a buy in the market we're approaching, i'd have dumped it already.

>>11846416
i plan to hold it for nearly a lifetime so it has to be really gud

>>11846416
Youre going to want levered etfs in this environment
UBOT, TQQQ, FNGU

>>11846401
>>11846430
No dividend and not much room for real growth. It's over priced tech shit at this point, you fucking newfag.

>>11846383
Kenjataimu

>>11846416
Try the Vanguard Target Retirement funds. They give you a mix of everything. Everything is fixed so that as it gets close to the date of the fund, all your profits are dumped into bonds so your risk is lower. Then once the date hits, cash out and pocket the money. You can tell it to reinvest any payouts which long term will only grow your principle. The only thing is that it requires 1k min to invest first.

>>11846467
just what i needed except the insane bond exposure at the end

>>11846431
Just buy vanguards VIG.

>>11846491
it's only US large cap you must be american haha, but i bet it pays a lot as long as america N1 but i have a feeling those days are near end.

>>11843968
On what stocks and how long did it take for you to get to that point?

>>11845324
When's the next Fed shitpost? I need to know when to sell everything and load up on TVIX.

>>11846504
If America crashes it brings the whole world with it bud. There's no one size fits all for what you're trying to do unless you're willing to pay hefty fees for a mutual or hedge fund. You're better off just buiilding your own portfolio and doing your own DD. That way instead of having your thumb up your ass it's on the pulse of the companies you're invested in and you can make your own fucking decisions.

>>11846454
Are you fucking kidding me the Japanese have a single word for what I just experienced.

>>11846552
>implying the federal reserve isn't going to make the market moon this shit post.

>>11846453
I think after this devaluation were gonna see Amazon will be a good buy, but in minimum 6 months, maximum 5.

>>11846615
Do you think they'll let up on qt this December?

>>11846667
5 years that is

>>11846684
They'll do it this December but then cut down the amount of times they'll do it next year.

Is there another company that can compare to Disney in cultural and economic power?
Spoiler: no

>if you had bought Facebook stock at any point in the last two years, you would be down right now
Really makes you think.

>>11846835
GE checkmate

>>11846835
KO/WMT/MCD/ComCast (universal),T (W.B), Amazon + Disney. The world has changed a hell of lot cause of them. Think god I got stock in them all, except MCD. But I got WEN stock so that kinda makes up for it, lol. Buy the lot and hold for 20 yrs.

>>11846883
>>11846898
Yeah, GE to. Got stock in them also.

>>11846883
Does GE produce children's content that brainwashes children into being life long consumers?
This is only the beginning

>>11846907
>unironically owns GE
opinion discarded

>>11846964
Comfy, when I was like in the second grade I told my mother to buy Disney stock. They cater to children, and if there are no children the world has no future anyway. The stock has since split 4 times and given her fucking enormous returns.

>>11846964
holy shit it was a 10 bagger and the dividends, and all the fucking cool shit.

Does anyone know the best place for info on dividend stocks/what to do in terms of selecting whats right? Have looked around but nothing seems reliable..

>>11847032
This might help
https://onedrive.live.com/view.aspx?resid=C02984E45DA90A97!26514&ithint=file%2Cxlsx&app=Excel&authkey=!ACxlXBFiOH7M-34

>>11847007
>>11847025
Based as fuck

>>11847038

If this is legit, you’re a god thanks m8

>>11847038
thank you based grim!!

>>11847043
ii might have been older, some where between 2nd and 7th grade she bought that shit and never sold it. She reminded me over the summer about how she asked me for a company to buy stock in and it's like god damn. This shit is honestly what life is all about. I don't think there's anything better than fucking free open markets. What scares me the most is the populist and socialist movements creeping up around the world. This is very eerily reminiscent of what I could emulate in my own empathy while learning about the early 1900's in all of my history classes. History teaches us history repeats its self, and while I'm not afraid... it's an uneasy feeling to be have an understanding of what is about to happen before the layman gets it.

>>11847038
Didn't you post this earlier this week? Please accept my thanks if you did; it's an absolutely wonderful and efficient reference.

>>11846708
>They'll do it this December but then cut down the amount of times they'll do it next year.

That's fine. Although it would make more sense to me to just cancel the December one and do 2019 as planned already. They better do one of these two options because I swear to god almighty I will be slightly upset if they say WE'RE STAYING THE COURSE HIKE IN DECEMBER THREE HIKES 2019.

That would be... unfortunate.

>>11847140
Take it from a guy who's done amphetamines and had sex with multiple niggeresses at the same time. Clicking links on anonymous image boards is an easy way to get a virus.

>>11847116
Yeah; just like we ignore our own history. The U.S was founded due to us telling the British to suck it. We got tired of them telling us what to do. 200+ years later; oh look, the U.S is telling everyone else in the world what to do etc. Is it any wonder a lot of the world hates Americans? But yeah I hope Dis/KO/T does some more stock splits soon. Been a while

>>11847116
Too many retards blame capitalism for everything, never invest a damn thing, and then complain they couldn't get anywhere.

Luckily they lack the means to be subtle anymore. And they'd total their party if they actually put in their schemes.

>>11847164
The US does change its foreign policy quickly, and instead of weeks or months for messages to change hands, it happens instantly now. So there has been a paradigm shift as far as communication and the transfer of information and intentions, but your attitude of just fucking stick it, is the heart of the populist movement going on. You're just as much a part as everybody else.

>>11847178
>never invest a damn thing
nobody has any excuse for this anymore.

>>11843386
Awesome graphic. Fukken saved

>>11845214
The dick only makes it better.

>>11847163
>taking advice from a kike
You're alright for a Jew, but my dad works for Nintendo and he says it's fine.

>>11845225
Keep posting these pics. They're gud

>>11847178
So I don't know a few weeks ago I got one of those My Pillow things, and I think it changed my life. I was drinking heavily, smoking, not giving a fuck, but something kinda magical happened. It was like my mind was able to make connections that hitherto had never been formed, and through all these connections I discovered what I had come face to face with what I knew as true.

History has always been a passion of mine and history is just record keeping. Record keeping is something we take for granted. It's as easy as writing or having a machine save information. How did written language originate? It is our only source of history. Nobody alive today can say they heard Abe Lincoln's Ghettysburg address, and anybody who say's they "heard" it only heard a written text from a narrator, unless they're like 100 years old and were alive to hear it from some one else who was there a very young age. Still history is only recorded through writings and documentation.

Through time and wars many documents were destroyed, so finding the history is difficult. We can be sure that between the mayans, the middle east and ancient sumarians, and the chinese. Not only language, but record keeping and ultimately writing independently occurred. Word of mouth is ok, but we all know physical documentation provides better evidence be it in any case. So I think I'm going to just travel the whole world, look at ancient texts in museums. My love for calligraphy and different languages will serve me well in this regard. I have friends who love anthropology, and ultimately I'll make something good enough to sell to some one else. It's honestly fascinating that history as we know it starts when our ancestors 1000s of generations ago began to create records. How those records inevitably created our writing systems today is probably something worth consolidating.

>>11843936
>Maybe once my weed stocks moon I will. You know stocks that will actually grow intead of returning 1% a year

You picked the perfect time to invest in hype stocks with stratospheric valuations

>>11847632
remember when that company that had like maybe 3 mil of actual assets from hype property value was worth a billion?

Worked all day today so couldn't follow the market, I got assigned on one of my spy options and won the other from expiration, although the guy assigned early so I still won a net premium lol. Not a great day, but still, barely, green. AMD plays are going great though.

Happy holidays anons and tripfags. I hope you have a great time with your families tomorrow. Or not, if you're a faggot.

>>11847756
Cheers to you newfriend!

>>11843209
Wasn’t he in the movie THe Lost Boys?

>>11847756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=16&v=vwRbDxf7kT4

Wars do settle disputes, unless you've got fucking morons negotiating the truce.

>>11847632
>You picked the perfect time to invest in hype stocks with stratospheric valuations

You're being sarcastic but I actually do think now is a good time to be loading up on stocks that might moon on bubble hype in the coming year. I am not convinced at all that we're going in to recession.

>>11847817
Are you black?

>>11847861

Scandi

>>11847817
>I am not convinced at all that we're going in to recession
I have money laid down that says you're wrong.

>>11847874

Well obviously you do if you're bearish on the markets.

Why is no one talking about apple and their own stock manipulation failure? This is what's happened apparently

>apple gets $80,000,000,000 loan
>uses it to buy back stock to limit supply, inflate stock price, and generate fake growth to keep investors happy
>applel stock crashes
>apple still owes $80,000,000,000 on that debt but all that stock they bought with it is worth less than toilet paper
Where were you when Applel BTFO themselves?

>>11847867
Well, your Norse ignorance and brute force is showing. It's a bear market. Wait for the spring before making large projects, you know when you see some some daylight and not an aurora. This winter will be very difficult to trade through. Honestly, make your own mistakes. You're trying to move a mountain, and its important to understand you're standing in front of a freight train that has a whistle, light and whistle blowing. You can stay where you are. Surely you can stop the whole wave through pot, when there isn't even a futures market for it since the markets are so regulated. So just don't measure the actual value and buy in purely on hype and your belief. I know you've crushed eggshells walking on them before, so you can do it better than most.

>>11847900
it was really stupid I doubled my money on that company already.

>>11842837
We're going into another recession and people are too blind to see it

>>11847934
>Well, your Norse ignorance and brute force is showing

lol I figured you'd still find a way to use the reply you had planned.

I know you're all doom and gloom on the economy right now and apparently believe you're absolutely correct. I think you're wrong.

>>11847969
Well, you're not paying attention to the little things. America is honestly the best right now, and well the rest of the world is getting pissed off. How can the pressure be relieved? Foreign money capitulates first. Honestly overseas investors cash the fuck out, and prepare home first. This has happened before, and it's ok I'm getting out oof here, that broads here picking my drunk ass up to fuck again. take care happy thanksgiving.

holy shit how are we not on to a new thread yet?

such a slow day

>>11848236

burger thanksgiving. markets are closed tomorrow.

>>11848490
mmmm, borger.

>>11848599

Mmmm.

I don't mind them being closed tomorrow. I have some adjustments planned for my portfolio that will be easier to do in an advantageous way with low volatility conditions.

>>11847874
That's stupid.
The yield curve isn't inverted. This is just another correction driven by Jerome Powell hiking the rates.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-11-21/unmitigated-child-porn-results-apple-pulling-tumblr-app-store

Tumblr is apparently owned by Yahoo, but also Tumblr has a cheesy pizza problem

>>11842837
>KO
>Losing income every year
>Go up

>T
>Increasing income every year
>Been going down for years
Someone explain this

>>11848747
>the yield curve isn't inverted
you make money shorting the market before stocks fall, yaknowwhaddimean?

>>11848904
KO IS BEARTOWN PROOF. HOLD FOR UNLIMITED DIVVIES.

>>11848904
Markets justnbased on ppls expectation of the future which is all emotional

>>11848904
Werner Buffet

>>11849009
The yield curve is a leading indicator -- it inverts before a recession occurs and seems to be good at completely preceding market peaks too

>>11849045
>leading indicators
lol... 2 scoops please.

>>11847874
>I have money on it, so it's definitely going to happen

Is Friday a trading day?

>>11849075
The Law of Attraction, anon. Gotta believe it to see it.
>>11849084
Yes, but it will be closing an hour earlier than usual.

>>11849087
The Law of Attraction is just a new-age name for confirmation bias

>>11849112
The law of attraction allows me to refute this statement. Can't JUST the unJUSTable.

>>11849054
At this point, I'm convinced that you're trolling, but

>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yield_curve
>All the recessions in the US since 1970 (up through 2017) have been preceded by an inverted yield curve (10-year vs 3-month).
>preceded

P R E C E D E D

It will be interesting to see how markets behave without US influence. Japan is comfy right now.

>>11849138
there have only been 6 recessions since 1970...
and the only one above a loss greater than 5% was the 2008 one lol.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_recessions_in_the_United_States
nice try though
>>11849169
I just clicked on a japan storefront for the captcha on this post. Long Nippon.

How do I short corporate debt?

>>11849198
something something $T and $AAPL

>>11845830
Halo labs. HALO in Canada, AGEEF in the states.
These guys are massive and even started making dab tabs. A new way to dab is pretty big news. These guys are doing massive throughput of bulk cannabis on a contract basis and with their own 300,000 sq feet of MJ. Contracts are $2M per month alone.

They will make $48M USD per year on their current business, but with edibles or perhaps another contract, they can do upwards of $90M, which I do not doubt since they are opening a new extraction facility in California this month.

Keep an eye on HALO/AGEEF. Massively undervalued with the current $55M CAD, generating $48M USD is insanity. If they assume a premium of other similar cannabis companies, these guys are easily a 5x once word gets out and they develop a little more...

>>11849273
Stopped reading at, 'a new way to dab.'
Gonna sell puts on that bitch until I'm worth more than Canada's GDP.

>>11848747
It's a correction of overvalued indexes, right now the real economy doesn't feel very affected.

>>11849295
They sell tons of regular BH0, Ph0, and C02 extracts and THC crystal. Producing for many brands like Hush, Nectar, Black Hat, Exhale and have a presence in 30% of Cali dispensaries, and they own 20% of the Oregon market.

Good luck selling your "puts" when they don't even offer options. You never sold a put in your shitty life.

>>11849380
>good luck selling your "puts" when they don't even offer options.
I'll just do it manually then. To anyone reading this, I'll sell you a contract that gives you the option, not the obligation, to sell to me a lot of 100 shares of $AGEEF at a strike price of $0.30, in exchange for a premium of 4.20; the contract shall expire on the closing of December 14, 2018.

First come first serve.

>>11849198
short
>CWB
>JNK
>HYG
Long
>SJB
Long SJB is probably optimal since the others require puts.
side note: TBT is a nice inverse of TLT

>>11849182
its not gonna be a recession...
its going to be....

a depression

>>11849435
Lol, I'm so intimidated by the fact that you're taking in 100 lots of a pennystock. You're pathetic.

>>11849480
I like the way you think rkg, but only because it aligns with my ideas and market ideologies.

>>11849491
>implying this idea has occurred to you before

>>11849482
wait a second... you're shilling halo... im selling puts on halo... why do you hate me again? Are you retarded?

>>11849273
>>11849380
>>11849482
>Keep an eye on HALO/AGEEF. Massively undervalued with the current $55M CAD, generating $48M USD is insanity. If they assume a premium of other similar cannabis companies, these guys are easily a 5x once word gets out and they develop a little more...

selling a put means i want the stock to go up, dumbass.

>>11849347
Exactly. It's a correction, not a recession. Completely different.


>>11849182
>and the only one above a loss greater than 5% was the 2008 one lol.
That's GDP decline. Regardless, I don't see what your point is though.
You haven't disproven that yield curve inversion is a leading indicator.
>>11847874
>>I am not convinced at all that we're going in to recession
>I have money laid down that says you're wrong.
You might make money in the short term with chasing this correction, but we're not going into a recession

>>11849533
>but we're not going into a recession
To quoth rkg, you're right - it's gonna be a depression instead. Doubling down on Friday's open. Be there or be square.

>>11849506
No problem with providing some weak ass puts. I don't hate you, but I could probably prop the company 10% up whenever I wanted to with less than $1000.

>>11849480
>>11849545
JFC. Have we hit fucking peak bearfag yet?
I should buy more QQQ calls on Friday. Don't get too greedy, boyos.

>>11849569
>t. pic related

>>11843330
I'm in heavy on FB as well.
I'm starting to consider pulling out because I feel like the issue may get compounded in the next earnings report and other investments are starting to look shiny and new, but FB's P/E ratio is incredible.

>>11849582
I'll admit I got automatically defensive and misread that. So easy to lose it when people automatically discredit small companies that are actually running a tight operation after I've had a night cap.

>>11849582
Yeah, he doesn't understand what's going on.
I think he read this post as antagonistic when you didn't mean to be:
>>11849295

I'm going to let this thread archive because you're all being retarded.

reluctant kneepad is pissing me off
I hope SMG dies tonight
make the new thread comfy

>>11849630
This.
>>11849626
New thread pls.

>>11849630
Also, how is RKG pissing you off? Is it the bearfaggotry? That's pissing me off too.

>>11849617
So... being worth Canada's GDP is antagonistic?

Damn... we really are going into a depression aren't we?

>>11849642
her little spx...u makes me Rage
I can deal with the other bearfaggots, because they are like fruit flies and will disspear

If we actually get another 10% leg down, I dont know how I can live with her being the winner

>>11849692
what's the matter? don't like winning? embrace the short anon, and /make it/ with us.

>such a loser that i stay in on black wednesday night
>/smg/ discussion is just bear circlejerk

i dont know why i expected something different

think I just heard an insect talking

>>11849724
>>11849724
>>11849724

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