/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11831578

By posting pantless gnomes.

>>11831578
Got a job in a recession/depression proof industry a while ago. I'm just gonna ride it out and hopefully profit from prices plummeting due to everyone else being in deep shit while I still have a stable job.

>>11831578

>He hasn't stocked up on pantless gnomes.

>>11831578
By converting my Hudson sedan into a truck and looking into agricultural jobs in California

>>11831578
The 2020's will unironically be the Age Of The Brapper

>>11831578
Anyone else here sort of looking forward to a collapse? As a society we have become so stale and materialistic. No one wants to look at one another, buying stuff to fill voids which is increasingly common and loosing effectiveness. I get around a lot and I fail to see true happiness anywhere.

Everyone loosing their homes and jobs will bring back some of the human in our lives and bring us back together. Like a giant camp out. Sounds fun.
I do feel for the people who won't be able to feed themselves or get medical attention but hopefully generosity prevails.
It's not like any of this is our fault anyway. Corporations and governments chasing record growth and giving absurd amounts of credit to people clearly without the proper means. Problem is it isn't just a housing bubble like 2008, this is pure straight credit to anything and anyone bubble. When you can get payment plans to pay off a $100 item with interest and payday loans advertised and becoming mainstream you know we're fucked.

I don't think the bubble is popping just yet. By 2020. 99% odds.
Personally I cannot wait for a reset.

>>11831578
Buying bitconnect.

>>11831684

>>11831684
>2020
That's what I'm thinking too. That entire decade will be characterized by the financial collapse and slow recovery.

>>11831625
>recession/depression proof industry
but is it robot proof?

>>11831684
Ya I dunno. When you feel shit and feel like the whole system is shit and everything is just getting worse... it's hard not to see some sort of potential benefit to a collapse or World War type of scenario. Just to kill the boredom and give another throw of the dice if nothing else.

It's interesting to wonder what it might have been like when anybody gave a damn about anything.

>>11831684

>it's not our fault

who bought what the companies sold? who took out the credit?

>>11831724
Yes actually.
It's primary healthcare, it won't be automated for at least 50 years and hospitals will always be necessary.

>>11831684
>Personally I cannot wait for a reset.
Can’t wait to end up on the street? You’re geniunely dumb anon

>>11831684
>Everyone loosing their homes and jobs will bring back some of the human in our lives and bring us back together. Like a giant camp out. Sounds fun.

In reality you and your family will be raped and pillaged by feral niggers/spics

>>11831761
Yeah if you are some shitty clerk, then yeah, your company can run out of business, pussy

>>11831684
>Everyone loosing their homes and jobs will bring back some of the human in our lives and bring us back together. Like a giant camp out. Sounds fun.
naw people will just starve and/or kill themselves. Then there will be a revolution and more people will die. Then we'll go back to square one. Do you know how many children "went missing" (and were subsequently eaten, pic related) in russia during the 20s or how many kids were basically sent away as slaves called "home children" during the depression in the states during the 30s? It wasn't fun times.

I'll probably join the military

>>11831818
This is what depressions/famines look like. It doesnt look like a fucking camp fire with everyone holding has singing kumbahya

>>11831829
No... no... it'll be more like STALKER or Fallout.

You'll see. You'll all see.

We'll play guitar around a burning barrel and there'll be guns for everyone.

>>11831742
That is my way of looking at it. Those who are worse off are on an even playing field (potentially better situation) than the middle class. Optimism CAN prevail.

>>11831749
I worked in marketing for a while and it comes as no surprise that maximum profit is number one at any cost. We paid 30% of our budget into consumer phycology studies. People are sheep and are taken advantage of in the most mundane ways. And this is marketing on a small scale. What we are being force fed is being shat down our throat from 100 different directions.

>>11831775
Governments are smarter this time around. They won't let us completely starve. Rioting will be contained to a minimum especially in upper class cities. It's against their best interests.

>>11831869
Fucking autocorrect
>psychology

>>11831829

Is the one on the right Sergey as a kid?

>>11831852
if he said it would end up like stalker or fallout I'd probably agree with him. But having people try to rob and kill you in real life is fucking terrifying. Look up every single revolution since the dawn of time, they were all predicated by hunger. People lose their fucking minds when they get hungry, just look up the september massacres during the french revolution.

>>11831869
Nah theyll just flee to underground bunkers in new zealand. Once the shelves are empty its a free for all. Anything thats not bolted down to the ground will be scooped right up. The horde will first pillage the cities, then move into the countrysides

>>11831829
I highly doubt we are ever going to enter a 30's style depression for the forceable future. An 08 style recession but much worse. Food technology is one major advancement. Fresh fruit and vegetables can be grown on mass in factories using solar power, without soil for extremely low cost using LED's and minimal water. Personal kits are already being sold off.

Stocking essentials in the coming years is clearly the only thing we can do for now.

>>11831966
>Fresh fruit and vegetables can be grown on mass in factories using solar power, without soil for extremely low cost using LED's and minimal water. Personal kits are already being sold off.

This makes sense to white people, but when the hoardes of niggers see your fancy LED grow setup, they will go full gibsmedat mode and steal that shit and just break it

I have a permanent and recession proof position in the government so I’ll probably try to profit off a crash if it happens

>>11831578
pretty sad that we're 100% going to see the worst depression in history during our lifetime, likely over the next 10 years. It's obvious when you look at how inflated the stock and real estate markets are, all of these tech companies over valued by 10-100x its gonna be a bloodbath worse than anyone can possibly imagine. It'll be some real end-of-the-world shit

>>11831912
The countryside towns WILL band together against population centers. The geography is going to be a big issue.

>>11831966
Im not really too worried where Im at in Canada, worst case I can feed myself for the day just with an hour of walking around the forest scavenging/setting up rabbit traps. >>11831989 also instead of hordes of niggers we just have hordes of natives which will probably do the best at living with no food and no money. People in big cities are pretty fucked though

>>11831657
I like the sound of this. What kind of agriculture jobs are out there?>>11831684
Me

>>11831759
That's a lot of assumptions in one blog post, anon

I really need to move out of socal.

>isolated by desert in every direction
>no guns
>surrounded by violent spics and niggers
>no water
>clearly overpopulated
>congested roadways

Yep this cant possibly go wrong

>>11831989
And that would be where the STALKER/Fallout comes in, provided law and order breaks down (And let's hope it does, eh? fucking statists etc. etc.).

>>11832041
Meanwhile...

Boomers: Sorry dudes, lol *dies being the only generation that left the world worse off than how they got it*

>>11831825
This

>>11831852
>sitting around a campfire playing my guitar with mates while eating irradiated vienna sausage
>suddenly a guy walks up
>"Hello Strelok, what can I do you for?"
>guy remains silent, pulls out his pistol
>reach for my AK74SU as he cocks the slide
>shoots me in the head, shoots my mates
>eats my fucking vienna sausage

i hope he gets blood cancer

how is it possible to have a 30's like depression when we have the internet? serious. everyone on the internet will just colelctively brainwash eachother to be "good" and not do the degenerate shit like posted in this thread. Look at all the degenerate countries (somalia, nigeria etc.). They all have shit/no internet.

>>11832041
Yep, it will collapse nations.
First China, then US and Europe will fall into anarchy.
Only relatively self-sustaining countries will pull through, any country that's too reliant on global trade will fall apart.

>>11831578
by stacking my chops and KBC
https://choon.co/tracks/0w92x2ei95z/1i1-1337---dat-unv/

>>11831684
>Like a giant camp out. Sounds fun.
what's stopping you from camping without a financial collapse?

>>11832164
You mean it's just like Styx always says about the internet being largely behind the drop in violent crime due to it reducing feeling of social alienation? 0_0

My God. It's just as he predicted. Which is actually quite funny. Little Jimmy won't have to become degenerate.

>>11831684
>Everyone loosing their homes and jobs will bring back some of the human in our lives and bring us back together

Hahaha no. Raping and looting will ensue.

>>11832247
ah yes, the humanity we were hiding from

>>11831684
>Everyone loosing their homes and jobs will bring back some of the human in our lives and bring us back together
Nah

>>11832433
Millennials... always the delusional uptopists idealists, amirite? The internet won't make sure clean water comes out of your (((faucets))) so you don't end up with dsyentary like the distended stomach kids