/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11812986
does the bullet come out first or the recoil? why put it in your mouth when you can just put it under your chin

>>11813023
bullet would be much quicker than the recoil

Stick it up your ass and shoot upwards, will hit brane

>>11812986

How much have you lost friend?

>>11812986
Just buy a revolver?

...oh fug, what if your lips get burned by the gas coming out of the cylinder gap?!

>>11813050
Its not about what I lost, it's about what I could have had

>>11812986

the absolute state of this board and market

>>11812986
Better sell it. If you use it, you might survive this and than be broke and crippled.
If this is the way you want to be remembered? I would like to walk with a straight head and honorfull into age death than gun death.

I found suicide pills on Tor. I’m getting a bundle, finding a place in the woods where nobody can find me and doing in there.

I’m tired of this life...

>>11813138
Did you buy REQ?

>>11813091
>Its not about what I lost, it's about what I could have had
Well you did gain something - an understanding of your own greed. Most of us here did, I'm not touching a gun over lost gains

>>11813091
You would have lost like us, dont be a tard fag

>>11813091
no coiner here
lol who gives a shit how much you could have had. At least you didn't lose money on this shit

I have a 12 gauge, so im just gonna press it to my forehead and pull the trigger. High velocity slug.

>>11813161
I was tired and chronically depressed before getting into crypto. I just wanted something to look forward to and now that’s gone too.

wondering how much you guys lost to be considering suicide

>>11813161
I held FUN from $.01-.20-.006 I bought ELEC @ $.20 THESE ARE THE WOEST DECISIONS OF MY LIFE. I COULD HAVE BOUGHT 25 ACRES OF LAND WITH THE UNREALIZED GAINS I HAD

>>11813091

$$ isn't going to solve your problems. Find a purpose in life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPAesqaJ9tc

>>11813189
lost at life man, lost at life

You can learn from missed opportunities, but you can't get upset over them. If you do then I suggest you just put your money in the bank and save, your ROI will be shit, but your actual returns will be better than the average person who buys crypto or stocks. If you get upset or emotional at occasionally watching others make money on a boat that you missed getting on then investing, speculating, gambling, etc is just not for you. And that's fine, people could save themselves lots of pain and heartache if they would just admit its not for them. You have to be able to look at things like a robot and not get emotional.

Unironically leave this board, it isn't healthy.

This bottle is my hourglass if I make it to the bottom and I'm still concious it's over

>>11813249
>kill yourself
yikes dude just buy as much btc with credit as you possible can, and wait like 5 years. If it doesn't work out then kill yourself. You might as well if you've gotten to this point.

>>11813217
are you having FUN now ?

>>11812986

>using a gun

don't miss

>>11812986
BUY SIGNAL

>>11813249
looks like an airsoft gun

>>11813275
I got no respect if ppl off themselves without maxing their debt first.

>>11813091
Yay, my comment was included in the screencap.

Anyway, what's that gun? Looks like a noice Beretta.

>>11812986
yup this is it

see you in hell

>>11813249
good luck offing yourself with a fucking airsoft gun lmao

pathetic pussies

>>11812986
don't fags usually choose berettas?

>>11812986
please kill yourself. please. you are worthless, now you've come to realize this. now end it

>>11813249
Nigs, if you're not homeless and have food in the fridge, you can come back from it. You're stronger than this. I had times in life where all I could do is look up at night and wonder why I'm lacking things in this enormous universe full of abundance. I still haven't found an answer to that, but I'm not in a rush to end my life. Let the hour glass run out by itself, don't push it.

>>11813249
Look on the bright side: at least you have a cool Beretta 92F. Not everyone can partake in such hobbies that involve appreciation of such machinery.

>>11813249
nice full metal gbb airsoft

>>11813289
>>11813298
You are such faghots

>>11813189
$200k here

>>11813228
so basically hes saying... hitler was right?

Send your measly bags to a poor neet on here before you go. Good luck in the next life op

>>11813289
naw its a real gun I can tell from the pixels

>>11813343
Hahahaha Kek!!!

Eurofags

>>11813343
The US definitely needs background check, a mentally ill loser like you shouldn't be allowed to own a gun. but no, "muh 2nd ammendment" prevails over all, idiots.

>>11813343
now show us the hollow point in the chamber then we know you mean business

>>11813298
>fucking airsoft gun
Is it really an airsoft gun? Is that why I noticed the grip has no Beretta logo? Hmmmm...

>>11813303
>don't fags usually choose berettas?
Chow Yun Fat used Berettas, so they must be cool.

>>11813249
If there’s only one bullet in the chamber, the slide would lock back. Sorry you feel this way, I do too.

>>11813342
Fags like you make me want to die more than anything

>>11813249
Don't go out like some fag alone in your room,
at least do ((something)) so you will be remembered.
If you make it on wikipedia then at least it wasn't completely worthless.

>>11813403
>only one bullet in the chamber
Well there could hardly be MORE than one bullet in the chamber, could there? Unless it was some kind of... double-chamber.

>>11813420
Based

>>11813343

What part of redneck america are you from OP?

>>11813417
livestream
an hero
from zero
to dank meme

>>11813447
lmao no, I hope he doesn't stream it, I don't want /biz/ to get shutdown for such faggotry.

>>11813420
Are you encouraging terrorism? >>11813417
Be careful with hotlines. Some trace the calls and send police

>>11813417
nice hollow point OP

Dont do it. Your cat will wonder where you are and where her foodz are

>>11813390
SHALL

Don't act impulsively OP, no matter what you never know what the future holds. Why be in a rush to die? Live on and who knows, you might be glad you decided to keep on

Op is a fucking pussy id rape his dad with my fist

>>11813466
r9k robots have an hero'd many times live and that board is still up

>>11813447
>from zero
>to dank meme
Well I hate to say it, but it did work for Slobodan Praljak. No one knew who he was until he took a shot of poison like an absolute madman and became a meme.

Still, OP should just let out some rage by pewpewing at the range or something.

>>11812986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpOqkz86_lg&t=5s

>>11813280
man if I looked like that I'd shoot myself

Look at me
I want a attention
Ooooo

>>11813280
yeah i mean wouldnt gassing yourself in your car be a much cleaner and easier way to go?

>>11813498
yeah but /r9k/ is a non safe for work board, it doesn't really matter for them. I want /biz/ to be on the new "good" domain and not on the shit one.

>>11813417
can i have your acc bro, that is if your piece of shit beretta doesn't fail

Time to go out in style, biz. Its been a pleasure.

>>11813417
anon if you kill yourself. . . who will laff at funi meme with me?

also can I have you gun if you die?

>>11813541
>captain morgan
>style

Also why not just max out your debt and leave the country for mexico or something man?

>>11813517

I would agree. Or OD on the right drugs.

>>11813526
agreed on that.
however this whole Buttcorn fiasco has already caused many suicides. Just none we've had done live.

>>11812986
If you ever do livestream, make a thread on r9k and post the link here.

I'm gonna make you work for us a little before you depart.

Just looking at all that shit you just posted from a healthy mindset lolling at you m9. try actually letting go of silly attachments like money then maybe you wouldnt be such an edge lord.

OP stopped replying

>>11813417
cool, will probably do the same but after I kill couple of lowlives first, I don't want my death to be without a reason.

>>11813600

R.I.P OP

>>11813292
retweet

I bought BTC under 2k, and I'm still a virgin so I'm not gonna end it. Just drunk and needed to vent to my frens

I know I'm a fag

>>11813417
if you're willing to go so far as suicide over some losses
why can't you just do something else just as irrational and just as life altering

>>11813091
maybe the true gains were the friends we made along the way

>>11813611
I've only known him briefly but I feel sad already

>>11813617
Nah bro we love you don't leave us.
We will all make it

SHIT.. This thread is gonna be in one of them dark 4chan story youtube videos

>>11813617
cool, congrats

>>11813484
NOT

nvm he's still there
don't do it OP, don't even let the idea float in your head, it's unhealthy.

>>11813554
>>11812986
Fuck this, I was saving this for when I made it, so might as well do this now.

Its been a pleasure biz.

>>11813570
Yeah, +1 for taking the opportunity to just do something mad and see what happens.

>>11813600
>OP stopped replying
Well, he did say he was gonna drink the whole bottle first... and there seemed to be a lot of it so maybe he passed out?

>>11813611
>R.I.P OP
Rest in piss... from passing out having drunk too much whiskey rather than having killed himself.

We can always hope.

>>11813649
I was just kidding dont do it

>>11813617
It's ok fren, it's understandable today

>>11813617
hire a whore you fucking letdown

spend urself

>>11813663
>>11813554
>>11812986
I can't even fucking post properly.

Fuck this, I was saving this for when I made it, so might as well do this now.

Its been a pleasure biz.

>>11813602
Yeah, like the guy from Falling Down or whatever.

>>11813617
Ebin etc.

>>11813623
And we just need to learn not to hodl everything inside all the time.

>>11813637
BE

>>11813347
how did you do it?

>>11813617
just sell it now, you'd still be making a nice profit, the more you wait the worse it'll be.

>>11813677
Hurry up and do it already faggot, you've said it's been a pleasure like four times.

>>11813138
>buy suicide pills on darknet with your last btc
>turns out to be chink scam sugar pill

>>11813677
Bottle of DOM PÉRIGNON Is the only way to go out.

>>11813665
>>11813627
>>11813644
This is why I love this board, we are all just a bunch of bros tryin to make it.

>>11813701
Just perfect.

>>11813617
Look on the bright side. Just 1 more year of this bear market.

>>11813617
let's make this the /biz/k/ thread post money and guns.

>>11813249
if you were planning to kill yourself you would be drinking from the bottle, not a shitty plastic cup

>>11813677
Seriously killing yourself when theres going to be an inevitable bullrun again at some point? Cmon

>>11813231
I think this will be the last advice i take from this board

>>11813727
You got me anon, and I keep the safety on so I can't accidentally kill myself when drunk posting on biz

>>11812986
attack a jewish temple faggot.

>>11813091
Litrally everyone could have become a millionaire in last year's market, join the club

>>11813748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXTBVwAZIIs

>>11813280
that story is horrific.
I don't know how she still has the capacity to move on.
unironically admire that level of bravery.

>>11813748
I suggest drinking up some water and going to sleep for a bit.

>>11813514

>>11813786
I haven't bothered yet to check out much of George Carlin's stuff... but from what I've seen he's like a Bill Hicks who's actually funny.

Bill Hicks being more like somebody rambling on YouTube before YouTube was invented so he had to do it on stage instead. Bleh, he was alright.

You're going to fuck up your face and maybe not even die if you just blowjob a gun and shoot. >>11813280

You should put it to the side of your head.

>>11813689
I like your ID color friend

>>11813882
>You should put it to the side of your head.
And drown in your own blood like Dylan?

Eric's inspiration from Postal was much more effective.

>>11813292
EXACTLY! If you are suicidal then you should do something risky and crazy before you die. Problem is suicidal people are that way because they are too beta to do anything risky their whole life.

>>11813280
whats the story here? she looked pretty cute

>>11813787
>I don't know how she still has the capacity to move on.

She was interviewed after she had a face transplant and said she was happy to alive. I didn't seem entirely sincere though.

I lost 55K last year, call it a bad year but i remade it all and now up 75k. Times get hard sometimes my friend

>>11813831
Thanks fren, don't know you but love you

>>11813980

>found out her best friend fucked her bf or some teenage bs like that
>grabs brother's shotgun and goes into the bathroom
>tires to kill herself
>instead completely missing her brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFua9-Rc4pw

There's nothing wrong with wanting to die/kill yourself, but FFS don't use a gun.

>>11814161
can women get anything right?

>>11814161
>cant even kill yourself correctly
just

>>11813138

Why not just OD on heroin? At least feel good before you go wtf

>>11814161
How do you miss your brain with a shotgun?

>>11814161
>instead blows her face off, completely missing her brain*

Crypto fags on suicide watch while the SQQQ December options were up 80% today lmfao

Get fucking real.

post your hodl face

>>11813161
fucking kek

>>11814215

>>11813249
ok now THAT's epic.

>>11814122
ayyy dubs. checked bro

>>11814215

>>11813276
hehe

>>11814161
>>11813280
>>11813514
>>11813517
>>11813787
>>11813882
Adrea Schneider, 31, (left) was the donor face after she died of a cocaine overdose. Her facial tissue and bones were used to construct Katie's new face (right)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6072881/Katie-Stubblefield-shot-face-failed-suicide-gets-face-transplant.html


AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAA

>>11814506
I'll be honest, it's fucking amazing what kind of damage medicine can fix, given what they got to work with.

>>11814506
well thats just unfortunate

>>11812986
Fucking pussy taking the easy out.

>>11813280
>>11814532
what a dumb bitch, she was gonna turn into a roastie and could've had almost any guy she wanted.
god tier surgeons though wew

>>11813023
People tend to understimate the hardness of our skullbones. Most bullets are not able to go through the crane to hit the brain, so the best way to do it is probably aiming into a softer place like putting your gun in your mouth and aiming upwards

Do you think there are actual suicides on /biz/ or just larp?

>>11814579

what are these voodoo looking skulls used for?

>>11814620
don't think you can find any sufficiently large group of people that doesn't experience the whole bandwidth of human suffering

>>11814628
makin zombies. wait don't tell me you're not rich enough to get NWO news?

>>11814629
I was mostly referring to an heroing as a direct result of shit like this

>>11814628
Wojak skull

>>11814628
Its a 3D model of her face after destroying so many facial bones. They make the model so that they can figure out how to build off of it to make a normal face.

>>11813701
I chuckled

So... did OP pass out?
I'm worried

>>11813280
If she did it to herself and did not get shot by another person:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no sympathy then
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>11813634
put me in the screencap

>>11813634
If I get in the screencap, can the narrator at least say I'm cutie?

>>11813600
>white ID
BTC is saved
both BCH will go to 0
LINK will moon harder than anything
fake satoshi suicide EOY

>>11812986
You need to calm the fuck down, dude. This shit is not that big a deal. Just know if you kill yourself it was for nothing.

>>11815166
checked

>>11814200
shotgun spread is nowhere near as obtuse as you would think from video games. the BBs stay together in a pretty tight cluster for a pretty good distance. The expansion for a typical 12ga shotgun choke would be something like a 1 foot spread after 100 feet (rough ballpark) so you do the math to find the angle

>>11814506
>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6072881/Katie-Stubblefield-shot-face-failed-suicide-gets-face-transplant.html
>that feel when
tragic

>>11815166
witnessed

>>11812986
i got something you can put in your mouth. i have been told it tastes like vinegar and stale beef jerky

>>11814161
I didnt ask for these feels

>>11813311
fuck off dude

>>11813515
Begone /k/

>>11814641
Is it really that difficult to believe? You had people jumping off rooftops from the stock market crash in 1929, I don't believe that the average /biz/raeli is more well adjusted than theyw were.

>>11813617
Take a trip to a tourist destination where sex trade is legal and cheap; Thailand, Colombia, or even the Dominican Republic.

>>11813882
found the psychopath. Side of the head only severs the eye nerves. youll be blind but alive. If you want to die, shoot directly into the center of your face. its the small section around your nose and middle of eye brows.

>>11813787
It's so disturbing, I feel like she'd be better off dead. I'd rather die.

>>11814161
>TFW I will never have a woman trying to kill herself because of loving me

>>11812986
That's a lot of saliva, what were you doing, sucking the fucking thing off?

>>11815968
yes because op is a fucking faggot

>>11812986
KYS n Make sure you put it on /b anon so we can see it

>>11814601
This
You should aim as high as possible really, ideally having the gun in your mouth and aiming at your eyes so the bullet continues upwards and destroys your frontal lobe. Instant death.

>>11813787
I guarantee you she wants to die more now than she ever did before

>>11813514
>Inb4 you miss again

>>11812986
There's an infinite amount of "what if" money in the world

>>11813707
dom p isnt even good. moet is much better

>>11816514
What a bitchass line of coke

>>11817045
Gotta ration it during bear market

>>11813023
> 9mm
> under chin
> blasts through bottom jaw
> slams into sinuses and upper head
> bullet stopped before breaking through skull
Or even you miss the actual brain

>>11813249
is that a real gun?

>>11813189
Just my youth

Anon it doesn't have to be this way. Buy a van with whatever cash you have left and live in your van. A new life. Just drive with no plans and see where it takes you. Better than blowing your head off and hope you don't become a no face cripple in the process. Paint abstract wojaks and sell them out of your van. Learn to play an instrument and bang hippy chicks along your way to a new journey! Some anons do care! I'd live in a van but I have a pregnant wife. I must stay in this shitty rat race for the sake of my daughter. At least you are free.

>>11812986
>owns a gun
>never dryfired on his head from every angle before
never gonna be a /k/ommando that way

>>11813091
Losing all hope is freedom anon

It’s only in the darkest hour that you can truly become free and the man you want to be.

>>11816514
That's a really cool pic desu. It represents living the dream... while simultaneous representing the exact opposite of that because you're still stuck living the 4chan life. Hmmm.

What does cocaine feel like anyway? I cba going through the legal risk and risk of snorting fuck knows what up my nose etc. etc.

Is it actually any use for getting things done? brb relying on cocaine to give myself motivation...

>>11812986
Lmao we're truly at capitulation now.

>>11817336
>Losing all hope is freedom anon
Srs tho, I think that the longer you live the more you realize that Epictetus guy had a point.

The less you care... the happier you'll be. And at least now we have the internet to feel hopeless together and make ironic jokes about our crippling depression that somehow makes it easier.

>>11817045
it was all i had left

>>11817072
this

>>11817371
im poor. also, cocaine is retarded. all it does is clog your nose and makes your heart beat faster. i prefer xanax but it fucked my memory. im now sober but still miss xanax

>>11813937
I'm not even suicidal but that still hit me hard

>>11817449
Interdasting. I probably stress myself out too much with caffeine as it is...

>>11817226
tfw failed my driving test twice and I just gave up

>>11813046
if it hits the prostate just right you will have a glorious death.

>>11813390
Fascist.

Not a single one of you faggots has the balls to kill yourselves

Real talk, if anyone is feeling suicidal, just don't. Go get help from a professional. I love my frens.

>>11813748
Can you UPS me your gun after you shoot yourself with it?

>>11813164
>Most of us here did
yep
never knew I was this greedy

>>11818377
Careful, fren, begging for free things is against the rules :^)

Make a webm, I loved seeing that r9gay user's head explode.

can you at least live stream it plz

>>11814601
>>11816008
I'll never forget this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_von_Bargen

This working actor who was in a lot of movies I watched growing up tried to shoot himself, but IIRC he ended up blinding himself and live 3 more years with amputated limbs, toes, and blind....

Fucking awful.

Don't commit suicide bros. Is not worth.

A better day will come.

my ID color will make it, and mine only

>guns
America is truly the pinnacle of evolution